Cultivation Chat Group
Chapter 145: Big Dog: Lend Me Your Chat Account!
Song Shuhang entered the dormitory with his scalp and locked the dormitory door.
Such a big Kyungbah dog may be the only one in the world - needless to say, this is the Kyungbah big demon dog who chased Ancient Demon King all over the world yesterday and gave him a bite in the end.
It turns out puppies are cuter the smaller they are. Newborn puppies, even hybrid dogs, are meaty and cute.
However, as long as a puppy grows up, most of it becomes completely unattractive - even if it's a cute puppy breed like Kimba, when it grows more than five metres long, it's completely unattainable to be cute.
Kimba's big demon dog squatted on the floor and gasped in his tongue like a regular puppy. Actually, a demon dog of this class doesn't fear heat at all. Why are you throwing up your tongue?
At that moment, Song Shuhang's mind remembered Xian Nongzong's ‘yelling at the big meat-eating demon dog: muddy horse, the horse forced me to eat!’ That way.
Well, he's not kidding, or don't do it.
“Hello.” Song Shuhang waved his scalp at Dajing Baxi Dog.
“Hoo-hoo.” Da Kyung Ba crooked his head and looked cute after shrinking a dozen times.
“You can understand what I'm saying, I know that high level demon beasts are wise.” Song Shuhang was relieved when he saw that the big demon dog had no intention of attacking him.
Dajing Ba demon dog changed angle and continued to distort his head to sell adorable.
“Can't understand Mandarin?” Song Shuhang questioned.
This great demon dog is certainly intelligent and no worse than humans. This can be seen in the ‘drama’ in its eyes when it faces the members of the Xian Nong Sect.
After all, however, demon dogs are not human beings and there is no nine-year compulsory education. Maybe it's a sweet mouth or some weird accent? So you don't understand Mandarin?
So, the disciple of Xian Nongzong died in front of the big demon dog, yelling ‘mud horse, horse forced to eat me!’ Cause it doesn't understand at all? Is that why you spared the disciples of the two Immortal Farmers?
Song Shuhang wanted to get more and more aware of this possibility.
So, should it be judging the meaning of speech by the expression and tone of human beings?
Thinking of this, Song Shuhang's heart moved, he thought of a joke he had seen a while ago.
So he smiled and said in a gentle tone, "Hello, is your mother a big monkey? ”
After hearing this, Kimba's big demon dog stopped selling adorable, his head was corrected, and his tongue shrunk. Once again, it has a dramatic look in its eyes.
And then, with words, it moulded the circle of the Kyo film cavity and said, "Your mother is a gorilla! Wang!”
“…” Song Shuhang has no words.
This big Kimba demon dog is hilarious!
Dajing Ba Shen Dog, after speaking, breathed out his tongue 'whoo-hoo’, and when he looked at Song Shuhang's silent expression, he blinked.
Song Shuhang sighed, took off his shoes and walked to the dormitory bedroom - at the same time he felt more at ease, this big demon dog would still joke with him, at least he wouldn't eat him openly, right?
He came to the bedroom, and the big Kimba demon dog followed him.
“You wanted to see me?” Song Shuhang thought about it for half a day and didn't know what to call it.
“Well, let me ask you a few questions.” The Great Kimball Dog spits again: “Have you been in contact with the Pharmacist lately? ”
Song Shuhang immediately cautioned himself, thinking about how to answer.
“Don't deny it, I actually smelled the ‘pharmacist' on you the other day. Yesterday, I smelled Su's little girl on you, and then Su's Aqi guy's.” Jinba Great Demon Dog, such as several Jens, reported the names of several monks who had recently come into contact with Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang's mind flashed when he heard about it here.
“Are you Shinjun Huangshan, the big evil dog who ran away from home?” He remembered that he had just joined the group, and the members of the group were saying that Zhenjun Huangshan had been busy the other day, and that his baby big demon dog had disappeared again.
At that time, Song Shuhang thought that all the seniors in the group were a group of middle and second illnesses, and thought that the Huang Shan Zhenjun family was a pet dog lost.
Well... now it looks like a real pet dog. Kimba is a pet dog breed, which is the bigger head of the Huangshan Shinjun family.
“Wang.” Jingba's big demon dog turned his head and looked angry - don't ask Song Shuhang why he could see the angry look on a dog's face, he just magically saw it.
“Huang Shan Zhenjun didn't bring you back last time?” Song Shuhang wondered, "Huangshan Zhenjun has been appearing online lately, he thought the big demon dog had been found back.
“Wang.” Kimba's big demon dog's head changed direction and continued to grunt angrily.
Song Shuhang sighed -- well, with such a pet dog, Huang Shan Zhenjun was also quite hard.
“So, you wanted to see me?” Song Shuhang asked.
“I want to find a pharmacist and ask him for some dandruff as a zero mouth.” Jinba big demon dog continues to sell adorable: “So I followed you yesterday, trying to find a pharmacist, followed, followed, followed to the hospital. And then, goddamn it, I don't know which bastard put a gas bomb in it. I didn't think of it for a while. It's disgusting. I can't eat anything all day.” Whoa, whoa!
“...” Song Shuhang smoked the corner of his mouth, didn't you put the 'stinking pill’ yourself?
“So I want to ask you, where is the pharmacist now?” The Great Demon Dog of Kimba asked.
“The pharmacist senior seems to be in a temporary situation, to help several friends to heal the illness. Several of his friends encountered problems with their adventures and seemed to have lost their memory. So the pharmacist will be back in a few days, if you're not in a hurry, you can come back a few days later.” Song Shuhang returned.
The Great Demon Dog of Kimba thought, "Well, then, find him a few days later. And finally, are you a new member of Kyushu-1? He had contact with the pharmacist and with the Su Shi Aqi guy. But I've never seen you in a group before. ”
Song Shuhang nodded: “Well, I did join Jiuzhou Group 1. ”
“Well, let me borrow your account. Can I have a word? Woof!" Jimba's big demon dog suddenly got excited and his tail shook quickly.
“Chat?” Song Shuhang looked at his little computer and looked at the giant gigantic gimbal more than five meters long. He touched his paws gently, and his computer had to shatter, and then send it to the recycling bin, right?
“I can shrink!” As soon as he saw Song Shuhang's gaze, Jinba Great Demon Dog immediately understood. It shakes gently, and in the white light, it quickly becomes just the size of a regular kimba.
This size looks really cute?!
“What do you say? I'm turning into a handsome guy. Come on, open the computer.” The Kimba Demon Dog jumped joyfully.
“Okay.” Song Shuhang turned on his computer, but instead of logging into his desktop chat software account, he flipped out another stand-alone chat software backup in a subfolder on the eDisk and logged in with it.
Since the altar master incident, he has been more cautious about his status as a "Brother" and has provided various protections on computers. You won't dare to leave a record of your account login on your computer. You use Internet cafe mode, which automatically erases your chat account every time you log out.
After entering his account password into the chat software, he turned around and gave the computer away to the big demon dog - he still had an eye for it. After all, Kimba is not the one from the Huangshan Shinjun family, it's just a guess.
The Kimba demon dog climbed onto the computer desk very happily - it even lost weight as it seemed to get smaller. Otherwise, the computer desk would have collapsed.
Then, it masterfully knocks on the ‘Kowloon 1' chat window with a climber.
Then, five more input methods were transferred!
I'll go. How could it use five more inputs? I always use pinyin! Song Shuhang secretly said.
In the meantime, the Kimba demon dog has tapped a string of characters on the keyboard, and the typing speed is still fast.
Jiuzhou Group 1.
Book Mountain is under a lot of pressure: "@ HuangshanZhenjun, HuangshanYou 're such a fool - fuck! Come out! Come out! ”
Song Shuhang's cold sweat suddenly appeared and couldn't stop.
“?” The North River scattered his first reply, and he sent a questionable question: “Book sailing buddy? ”
Zhenjun Huangshan: “…"
Book Mountain is under a lot of pressure: "Wow, I escaped again, how about that! Yellow Mountain Fool - Fuck! Bite me! ”
Song Shuhang stared silently at the Jingba Demon Dog typing on the keyboard - the pharmacist seniors would have to cry in the toilet if they saw this!
North River scattered: “…”
Cloud Monk Tongxuan: “…”
Pharmacist: "…”
Then a platoon of predecessors, the ellipse stays in line.
Needless to say, they have guessed the reason - the big monster dog from Huangshan Zhenjun's family ran away from home again. And somehow, it went to Song Shuhang Xiaoyu's place and chatted online with Song Shuhang Xiaoyu's account.
“Beans, stop it.” Zhenjun Huangshan replied.
“Cut, I'll make a scene. What do you want me to do? Come and bite me!” Kimba banged happily on the keyboard.
That's just the end of the line.
[System hint: (* * * * * *) Book Mountain pressure has been banned by the group owner Huang Shan Zhenjun for one day.
Prohibited.
In the past few days, Zhenjun Huangshan has used the Big Ban more times than last month. Think about it and feel tired for him.
“Shit, Huangshan is stupid. How dare you forbid me! Woof woof woof!” The Great Demon Dog of Kimba is furious.
If I were Huang Shan Zhenjun, I would definitely forbid you to say anything. No, I would definitely consider eating a dog meat hot pot for dinner in Song Shuhang's heart.
No, wait, this account is mine!
At this time, in the first group of Jiuzhou, Zhenjun Huangshan spoke: “Little friend of Book and Navigation, please take care of the beans for a while. When I'm done here, I'll be back at your place in two months, tops. Until then... don't let the beans get away! ”
Song Shuhang looked at the Jingba Great Demon Dog and looked at his thin arm and calf again. Keep an eye on the beans? He felt the task and saw no hope at all.
Jinba Daxiao turned his head and looked at Song Shuhang: “Wang Wang, Huangshan Daxiao, how can this rookie watch me? ”
Song Shuhangton felt a bloodthirsty blue muscle on his forehead!