Cultivation Chat Group

In the first group in Jiuzhou, after the owner of Snow Wolf Cave said it, the elders in the group didn't answer. Originally according to the character of the elders in the group, whenever someone starts a conversation, there will always be diving seniors in groups to come out and bubble. Is that really why you're missing the always-only North River seniors and the frequently figured killer Sanwa seniors?

With the loss of these main sailors, the crowd became much cooler.

This atmosphere made Song Shuhang feel very uncomfortable. He looked at the members displayed online on the right. Only Huang Shan Zhenjun, the owner of the group, remained online, and everyone else showed offline - mostly in an invisible state.

Boring Song Shuhang casually said: “Senior Huang Shan, what have you been up to lately? ”

I remember Huang Shan Zhenjun said there was something dragging him on. He had to pick up the beans in two months. So Song Shuhang couldn't find the topic and asked.

“Oh, waiting for an interesting guy to break out.” Zhenjun Huangshan smiled.

He sent a screenshot.

That's a screenshot of the "Chat Software Friends Log" image, not of Mayujun Huangshan, but of an account called "Little Orange Color".

The journal publisher ID is' Cloud Mist Roadmaster ’.

Title: Wow, Huang Shan, you big idiot, have suppressed my husband for 200 years!

Content: However, the old man has finally cracked the principle of your seal, and has now begun to calculate the breaking method! Soon, my husband can break your shitty seal and go back to the world! See what I can do to get back at you! Wow, my husband will never show mercy this time!

In this diary, the likes are huge.

Ground floor: The Taoist mayor is finally about to break the seal. Two hundred years is amazing. Expect the Taoist mayor to tell us more about your majesty.

Second floor: Taoist's second illness again?

3rd Floor: The stories told by the Taoist are the best, and I have all the ideas that I want to convert them into online novels.

4th Floor: Taoist, the medicine can't stop!

5th floor: You can't take pills. However, Taoist is sure to be fine, he will be more adorable after taking the medicine.

6th Floor: Taoist, is it really okay to break the seal on such a private matter so bright and upright that it can be released?

7th Floor: There should be applause here...

There are hundreds of people left behind.

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Song Shuhang read the content--this guy named "Dao Mist" was sealed by Huang Shan Zhenjun for nearly 200 years, and now he is about to break the seal, so he went online for a day to remember? But did Huang Shan Zhenjun's trumpet discover it?

“But two hundred years of sealing, still in seal, access to the Internet?” Song Shuhang asked.

Has Shinjun Huangshan advocated the preferential treatment of prisoners and the networking of prisoners sealed by himself?

“Ha ha, let me explain.” Zhenjun Huangshan laughed.

“This cloud mayor is the elder of the previous generation of air pirate doors, quite amusing. Two hundred years ago, it was already a four-point congenital realm. So far, the repression should be upgraded a lot.

Two hundred years ago, he entered a cave and stole the treasure from me —— steal it, forget it. The air pirate door was supposed to be in this business. At most, the next time I catch him, I'll beat him to death.

But I didn't expect him to be proud of his propaganda after stealing from me, saying that my ‘sealing technique' and ‘formation technique' suck, saying that breaking open my cave is like playing. He also said that, at my level, even with full sealing, he would be able to break it in minutes.

And then... I did what he wanted. I took great effort to catch him and stamped him with a giant outer meteorite, sealing and suppressing him with a 'five-finger mountain seal'. This repression has also lasted more than 200 years and he is unable to come out now. ”

Song Shuhang: “…”

It turns out that bragging doesn't work on drafts, and the consequences are serious.

Huangshan Zhenjun continued: “A month ago, I counted the time and felt like I was about to let him out, so I went to visit him in the sealed place. But when I snuck by, I realized he was cracking my" Five-Finger Mountain Seal ", which was always interesting. I'd like to know how long it takes him to crack my seal. So, I didn't get involved, I just wanted to be quiet and have an audience. ”

“Unfortunately, I am not sure how long it will take him to unseal the seal, and I cannot keep an eye on him. One doesn't have this free time, two keeps staring at him, he will definitely feel it. So… I paid to hire an ordinary human being, pretending to be lost in a sealed place. ”

“The cloud mayor, who had been locked up for two hundred years, was also held up and excited to see people. He used magic to seduce the ordinary man and let him go to the sealed place every day to learn about the changes in the outside world limits through the ordinary man. ”

“I saw how interested he was in the outside world, and the next day, he asked the average guy to bring a mobile phone card to" Tablet of the Clouds "and put it on the Internet. Of course, on this tablet, I had people do things, no download software, no web features. There are only a few small, smug, stand-alone games on there, and the only thing that really connects to the Internet is the 'A-type chat software' that I was going to develop —— I was going to refine the software and move our 'Jiuzhou Group I' back. I didn't expect to be useful here first. ”

“The ‘A-Chat Software' is similar to the one we're using right now, and I have the total server. So the cloud mayor is the only user of my software. ”

“Then I created more than 300 trumpets, one by one, my friends on the cloud fog road. Another chat group was created, adding a cloud mayor, to allow my 'split' to chat with the cloud mayor every day. And the ordinary man was responsible for entering the sealed land every day and telling the clouds about the painful news. Charge the tablet with a power bank as well. ”

Seeing here, Song Shuhang couldn't help but laugh.

“Then for a month, the cloud mayor began to learn to chat. Because the only thing connected to that tablet was the type A chat software that I developed, and he got tired of single-handed swimming and started bragging about his glory every day in the crowd. ”

“I let the divers go along with the cloud mayor, some accounts to ridicule him, some accounts to praise him, some accounts to praise him, so that he wouldn't be bored. At the same time, let the clouds think that the 'friends’ he talks to are just ordinary humans. ”

“Then… today, the cloud mayor posted this diary in the diary function of 'Type A Chat Software’. I've just finished my praise with over a hundred trumpets, filled with a hundred floors of water. ”

“...” Song Shuhang was speechless for a while. How boring does Huang Shan Zhenjun have to be?

At the same time, he had to think of an old infarct -- teenager, do you really think it's so lively in this group? Actually, everyone in the group is my trumpet. It's just you and me in the whole group. Can't you believe I'm saying this under a different name?

The cloud mayor is now the true picture of this infarct.

More than 300 friends, all trumpets of Huangshan Shinjun. Shinjun had a great time!

At this point, the master of Snow Wolf Cave said: "Yellow Mountain seniors, what if the cloud mayor is not so stupid, maybe he already guessed the truth, and then this month, he's just teasing you? ”

After all, how many people can practise the realm of the Five Pints Realm unless they are truly unhappy?

Maybe Misty Man brushes "A-Chat Software" every day and laughs at Masaru Huangshan in his heart?

“It's okay. Am I kidding him too? Anyway, I had a great time with the whole process.” Huang Shan Zhenjun laughed: “Anyway, I was going to let him out - isn't it interesting that he spent so much time with me before he escaped? ”

Snow Wolf Cave's master gave a five-dimensional expression: “Senior Yellow Mountain Realm is high, I'm subjecting! ”

Song Shuhang also copied the expression of the Five Body Drop - but listen to the beans, Huangshan Zhenjun is going to hit the ‘Seven Pints’ Honored Realm, can you really play with the 'Cloud Mist Mayor’ at this leisure?

At this time, in the first group of Jiuzhou, the pressure of Book Mountain suddenly said: "Oh, Snow Wolf, are you still alive? ”

This ID name, isn't it mine? I didn't speak?

Song Shuhang immediately turned his head and looked to the computer position.

Then, he saw Bai Zhenjun smiling at him —— Song Shuhang was not offline when he finished loading things on his computer, and the account of 'Book Mountain Stress' was still hanging there. That message was sent by Bai Zhenjun!

No way, Song Shuhang opened his mouth. How long has it been since Baek Shin-jun touched the computer? Can you even use a computer and type?

Besides, didn't you use traditional characters 150 years ago? How quickly did Senior master the simplified script?

Senior White, you are such a fast learning efficiency that a wildlings on a small island in the Pacific Ocean who have been hung by the master of the Seventh Life Buddhist House are forced to learn Chinese?

“Hello, Senior White.” The master of Snow Wolf Cave immediately realized that it was Shinjun Bai who spoke and quickly replied.

Book Mountain is under a lot of pressure: "Then when I have time to see you, is your wife going to have a little wolf? ”

“Welcome, seniors. The little wolf has begotten a nest.” Lord Snow Wolf Cave replied, as to whether this was true or false, only he knew it himself.

Bai Zhenjun pulled in the group card of Jiuzhou No. 1 and asked: “How come I didn't see Six-Eared Sword? ”

Huangshan Zhenjun gave a bitter smile: “Six-Eared Swordsman, 30 years ago, when striking the realm of the seven dignitaries, the demon wrapped himself around him and turned to ash in the fire robbery. ”

“Even Six-Eared Sword can't survive this heist.” Senior Bai sighed lightly, holding his chin, his eyes disoriented, unconsciously distracted, into contemplation.

Song Shuhangton, who has been vigilant, took 100% of his attention!

Make sure you are ready to ‘help’ at any time - if Senior White does a trick to ‘fall flat’ this time, the whole floor will collapse!

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Dark Gangnam Grand Prison.

Disciple Zhao, a lunar knife with broken legs, was sent to this prison.

He looked at his‘ fellow inmate ', a western man with a big bald head. There are also six neat scars on the bald head...