Cultivation Chat Group

For some reason, Huang Shan Zhenjun heard Song Shuhang's words and was somewhat moved. Thinking back to Senior White's personality… it does not seem impossible to break into the universe.

“I get it. I'll have everything you need.” Zhenjun Huangshan promised.

In the end, he warned: "By the way, don't let the beans get on the plane with you. It used to scream about learning cars, and God knows what would happen if it got on the plane! Never give him access to the plane! ”

“Senior Huang Shan, you are worried.” Song Shuhang sighed: “Even beans don't want to go with me and Bai Senpai to learn airplanes, so put a hundred hearts together. ”

Before, beans gave him only one dog fur to save his life. Even beans knew what could happen if he studied planes with Senior White?

“Is that so? If that's the case, it would be better.” Jinjun Huangshan replied, "Are beans really transsexual?

In Huangshan Zhenjun's impression, the beans are simply afraid that the world will not mess up. If it doesn't get involved in this kind of thing, it must be unhappy.

Did you spend some time with your book sailing buddies, and your beans have been sensed by your book sailing buddies, so you can stop messing with them? If that's the case, it would be great.

When he first raised the beans, he was looking for Kimba's cute, gentle, not as energetic as Husky. Turns out I don't know when, the beans suddenly become funny, what exactly happened in the middle of this? Huang Shan Zhenjun still can't figure it out.

……

……

As Zhenjun Huangshan pondered, a joyful noise came from outside his cave. It was a banned noise from the holes caused by a fellow monk who came as a guest and functioned similar to a doorbell.

Huangshan Zhenjun opened a mirror, and the mirror lit up like a computer screen, appearing at the entrance of the cave.

There, a beautiful fairy face with a smile. Seems to have sensed Huangshan Zhenjun watching her, she smiled and waved her little hand: “Senior Huangshan, I'm here to play! ”

“Hey, it's Lychee. Why are you free today?” Huangshan Zhenjun smiled and opened the ban on hollow charms.

Fairy Lychee smiles sweetly and has a harmless face...

On the other hand, after finishing the conversation with Huangshan Zhenjun, Song Shuhang investigated some ‘self-defense in the event of an air crash’, ‘how to use parachutes’ and other flying strategies online.

Though there are white seniors' flying swords and beans' dog hair, they are safe. Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared!

Then he took a deep breath and tried to keep himself smiling and went downstairs to eat.

Song Shuhang's morning, middle and dinner quality declined because the last time he came home from the "Five Fingers Mountain Seal Forbidden Land", he forgot to bring back the "Sky Thief's Dozen Sugar".

The breakfast was brought from outside by Senior White, a few slices of soy milk, buns, fried fries, porridge, salted vegetables...

It's a lot of tricks.

As for Senior White, why would he want to buy breakfast?

Song Shuhang turned his head and looked at Senior Bai.

White seniors sensing the tablet, raised their heads and drummed their cheeks: “Sudden synapses...”

There are several boxes of Yang Mei next to Bai Zhuang. Looks like he brought breakfast on his way.

But, Senior, haven't you eaten the taste of plum? Then it has to be said that the body of a monk is great. If ordinary people eat so many plums, their teeth will become too sour. Senior White still eats very happily.

Song Shuhang sat down and reached out for a white bread. “Senior, did Fruit come out for breakfast? ”

“In the bathroom, half a day old.” Senior White replied.

How old are you? Looks like the hemorrhoids are serious. No wonder I couldn't resist coming out for surgery.

“Fruit, just to remind you, wipe your ass clean, otherwise it will make hemorrhoids worse.” Song Shuhang spoke voluntarily.

You get hemorrhoids in Kuza, and you get them if you don't wipe your ass clean. These are common sense.

“Ah? Does this also aggravate hemorrhoids?” There was a little monk shouting in the bathroom.

“Yes, so hygiene is important.” Song Shuhang grabbed an oil strip, wrapped it in white bread, and bit it down. This is his favorite way to eat.

He then turned on the TV in the living room and tapped a few channels to see what the news was.

Several channels were switched, and when he pressed the Gangnam regional channel, the news in the picture attracted him.

What's on TV is an interview.

On the left is a middle-aged man with glasses and a face I'm an expert on.

On the right is a beautiful hostess, dressed in sexy black wire, having a question-and-answer session with an expert.

“Professor Liu, as an authoritative geologist, we have a question for you. This problem afflicts many of our inhabitants in Gangnam.” The hostess laughed: “It's about the day of July 1st, near the Electronic City in Jiangnan region, suddenly appeared in a huge landslide, what is going on? ”

Song Shuhang's mouth froze with the bread bite. The hostess said that it was the masterpiece of Senior Bai, the huge landslide that fell and burst out.

There was also a lot of discussion online about that pit.

For example, someone screamed out loudly: this is definitely not an ordinary landslide, because there has never been such a neat pit, generally circular, spreading to all sides with a center point! This is clearly more like a crater than a landslide.

But it's a crater, it's impossible. In broad daylight, no one saw any traces of meteorites falling from the sky, and there were no traces of meteorites burning in the pit.

In short, this matter is discussed and spoken of in the Gangnam region.

“The question, undoubtedly, is a landslide!” Professor Liu insisted.

Then, he talked about the composition of the landfill, what kind of underground ore mining is too much, too much groundwater extraction, etc., talking about smallpox crashes.

The topic is farce and farce, unconsciously becomes a 'falling into the ground’ science lecture, then becomes the evil of the capitalists who criticize the overexploitation of underground resources, then unconsciously becomes how to protect the environment, everyone is responsible.

The professor was talking about spitting, and the audience listened to it unbeknownst.

The woman moderator's psyche at this time is: granima! What the hell is going on? Pull back my focus and sum it up to 20 words!

But if she can't yell out her heart, she has to put out a pair of 'Professor Liu is right', and from time to time she has to add a voice. Moderators sometimes struggle.

“Well, let's just call it a trap.” Song Shuhang sighed in secret, not only in him, but also in the hearts of many residents of Jiangnan region.

Professor Liu won!

At this time, Senior White looked up at the TV and laughed: “Hey, wasn't this the pit I accidentally smashed? ”

“No, Senior White. This is a landslide!” Song Shuhang turned his head and said seriously: “This is a ground pit caused by the constant exploitation of underground resources by evil capitalists. Professor Liu will certainly explain why the landing is like a crater! ”

“Oh, I see.” Senior Bai nodded: “In other words, I accidentally broke out of the pit in the future, didn't I need a" flat earth spell "? ”

“Senior White!” Song Shuhang thumbs up: “Yes, that's it! ”

Then he grabbed the oil strip and clamped the bread and bit it hard.

Sometimes experts are also very useful...

He bit the bread with a stick of oil again.

At this point... the bathroom door opened.

Little monk Gogo looked serious, and then he flew naked to Song Shuhang's face.

Song Shuhang looked confused, what is this little guy doing?

Fruit ran to the book cruise and turned around and raised his little butt. “Brother Book Navigator, can you show me? Did you wipe my butt? ”

As soon as Song Shuhang turned his head, he saw the fruit butt and the hemorrhoids: “..."

Book voyage suddenly kicked ass!

Do you want people to eat well?

Immediately afterwards, he looked down and saw the oil strip in his hand, golden and brilliant, all like a big strip. It's over. I'm out of appetite.

“Brother Book Navigator?” Fruit turned her head in confusion.

“Very clean.” Song Shuhang smiled dry: “Come on, wash your hands and eat. ”

“Okay.” Little monk pulled up his pants and rushed back to the bathroom.

Song Shuhang threw the oil strips aside and silently chewed up the white bread. Without the fried strips, the white bread is just slightly sweet, it's not easy to say.

Soon, the little monk Gogo came back: "Brother Book Master, what's for breakfast? ”

“Soy milk, fried strips, bread, porridge, salted vegetables are all available, your choice.” Song Shuhang pointed to the finger table.

“Huh? Is that all you eat? Aren't we going to eat" rice balls "or" manna liquid "?” The little monk raised his head doubtfully to Song Shuhang.

Rice balls, manna?

This is what the elite disciple of the doorman enjoys. Where did he get it? Chang Song Shuhang sighed: “I don't have it here. ”

In the talking room, he turned his head and looked at Senior Bai.

Senior White: “Sudden synapses...”

Then Senior Bai explained: "Well, Lingmei is rice grown with spells, which contain spiritual energy. Manna liquid is also a juice liquid of a gaseous plant, and a quenching period monk eats these spiritual cereal grains, which can increase the body's gas and blood and speed up cultivation. When are you free, I'll take you to two acres. I've planted it before, I've missed it. ”

“Thank you, Senior!” Song Shuhang laughed.

Little monk seemed to understand Song Shuhang's embarrassment. He clapped his hands and proclaimed the Buddha: “It's all right, Master Shuhang. Even if it were normal earlier, I wouldn't mind. ”

After a pause, he asked, "Brother Book Navigator, is this fried with vegetables? Or is it fried in animal fat? ”

Song Shuhang wept: “I don't know. ”

“Oh, then you can't eat, you can't break the rules.” Little monk Gogo grabbed the bread and learned Song Shuhang's appearance.

Song Shuhang's heart, somehow became good...