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The sun sets westward and the sky darkens.

A small mountain village outside of Jiangnan District.

Cao De Chain sat on the doorstep of his old house, smoking in silence. After smoking one after the other, he seemed determined.

He returned to the house and opened the small door of the closet, revealing the statues and idols of the Buddha in all their colours.

“O all gods who know and do not know, after I finish this vote, I will quit washing my hands, so please bless me and let me do my last job beautifully. When I change my face later, I will surely cross a gold body for all your idols.” Cao De chained perfume and put a few fruits and other supplies in a decent way.

Then he carefully closed the closet door and took a deep breath.

Last vote, today is definitely the last vote! When he finished, he washed his hands, changed his head and went elsewhere to live a different identity. Cao De's heart said secretly.

Then he trimmed his clothes a little and turned around ready to leave the old house and go out looking for the last ticket.

When he turned around, he suddenly saw a little monk on his doorstep.

The little monk looked about eight years old, his face was round and cute, and he wanted to squeeze his face twice when people saw him.

And the little monk tried to put on a serious face, which added a level to his cute value.

This little guy, if he pulls it out for sale, there must be a lot of crazy people out there who want to pay for it, right? Cao De is an occupational sick man in the chain, implicitly speculating.

When Cao De Chain thought about it, he saw Xiao Xiang with his hands together and gave him a gift: “Hello, is Cao De Chain at home? ”

Does the monk know my name?

Cao De was confused at the heart of the chain, but replied with a decent gesture, "Hello, Master. I am Cao De Chain. ”

“That's right.” The little monk's face revealed a relieved look: “The little monk has something to talk to Cao Shishi master, by the way, is it convenient for the little monk to come into the house? ”

Cao De Chain stunned, but nodded and welcomed the little monk into the house.

Then Cao De Chain asked carefully: "I don't know what Master Xiao is looking for me? Did someone tell you to bring a message? ”

“No.” The little monk gave another gift. "The little monk is looking for Master Cao. He has something to look for you. The little monk also asked many questions today, so he heard about Cao Shi's residence. ”

Interrogate, find yourself? Cao De Chain, a fog, asked: "Don't know what Master Xiao is looking for me? ”

“Here's the thing! I hear Master Cao Shi, this is a place that specializes in selling children, right?” The little monk shows an innocent smile: “Then I wonder, Master Cao Shi, do you accept children here? ”

Speaking of which, the little monk said a little blush: "If you buy a baby, how about me? I'm six years old, but I feel pretty cute. If you want to buy it, I'll sell it to you for $5,000. ”

Cao De Chain's expression at this time is an enlarged version of the pussy.

What kind of god is this? What about me? Or are you kidding me?

The little monk saw him stunned and thought the price was inappropriate, so he was distressed: “Can't you? Four grand is fine. No less. Little monks do hemorrhoid surgery, at least 5,000 dollars. Little monks only have a thousand bucks. ”

Cao De Chain continues to squeeze...

“Not even 4,000? But it can't be less. Without more, the little monk can't even do hemorrhoid surgery.” The little monk frowned.

Haemorrhoid surgery? Four thousand less? So you're here to sell yourself?

What kind of logical thinking is that?

Half a day later, Cao De Chain shouted and asked: "Master, don't be ridiculous. Where's your family? ”

The little monk thought about it and replied: "In very far away places, it takes four or five hours to fly in the sky. ”

So it takes four or five hours to fly? It's far away.

Cao felt a slight pain in his stomach: “Then how did you get here? ”

“I snuck out of the temple behind my master's back and flew four or five hours into the Gangnam area. Then I met an acquaintance who stayed at his house all night. But... today the little monk came out to make money and ran out again.” The little monk answered honestly - because his family didn't talk.

When Cao De Chain heard about this place, his eyes suddenly lit up.

His stomach aches were healing, and his heart was hiding a little faster —— could it be that the little monk in front of him was the last thing those idols could do to help him earn? And make a fortune?

This little monk has a nice base. Fine, tender, long and handsome. And he's only six. Though the mindset is a little strange, these things can be taught.

So he thought about it and asked, “What about your acquaintance? ”

The monk replied: "I don't know. He went out with another senior and didn't come back for much of the day. That's why I came out alone. Master Cao Shi, why are you asking these questions? Answer the little monk. $4,000 for the little monk? If you don't buy it, the monk will have to go to another house to ask! ”

What a gift! Cao De Chain's excited fist grip - he even thought of his own many ways to go.

As long as the little monk is sold smoothly, maybe he won't worry about eating and drinking for the rest of his life. This is absolutely the harvest of praying to the idols day and night.

By this time, he had moved his mind to sell the little monk.

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However, Cao De Chain was a careful man. First, he went out cautiously and took a loop outside his home. There was no ambush outside, it didn't look like a fraud.

This little monk really has a hole in his brain and comes and sells himself.

Awesome, next thing you know, just take the little monk out of the southeast and into another city and you can get a seller to sell it for a lot of money! By then, even if the little monk's acquaintance finds something wrong, he will be gone for a long time.

Thinking about it, Cao De Chain went back to his room and said, "Are you sure you want to sell yourself? ”

“Of course, the little monk is in desperate need of money for hemorrhoids.” The little monk nodded.

Okay, heal hemorrhoids, heal hemorrhoids!

“Well, you come with me!” Cao De Chain versus Little Monk Dao.

Just say it, Cao Te Chain randomly packed up some of the next ceremonies and came to the broken car at the door.

Cao De Chain looked softly at the little monk and said: "Get in the car, uncle will take you to the nearby city! ”

“Master Cao Shi, are you going to buy me?” The little monk showed joy in his eyebrows.

“Yes, you follow me to the car!” Cao De Chain replied, opening the back door of the broken car at the same time, indicating that the little monk would sit on it.

Little monks did not get in the car immediately, but stretched out their palms: “Hand over the money and hand over the goods. Now that you have bought the little monks, pay the little monks first, then the little monks can deliver the goods. ”

This little monk has a hole in his head!

But seeing the little monk's face firmly, Cao De Chain bit his teeth, pulled out his wallet and lit up a little, and ordered 4,000 red tickets to pass to the little monk: “Here, 4,000 yuan! ”

Anyway, when he gets to the next city, he can faint the little monk, and $4,000 goes back into his pocket.

Little monk took a closer look and put away the money satisfactorily: "No problem, Master Cao Shi. Little monks sell themselves to you! Then how about we start with a hemorrhoid hand? ”

Hooked grass, big hole in the brain. Cao De threw up in the heart of the chain, but replied: "Let's go somewhere else for surgery! There are better medical regulations, minimally invasive treatments, painless crowds. Ah, minimally invasive treatment, it doesn't hurt at all! There will be no recurrence after surgery. ”

Little monk nodded unexplainably: "Well, since Master Cao said so, go where you said to cure hemorrhoids. ”

Then the little monk climbed into the back seat.

Cao De was excited at the heart of the chain, started his own broken car, throttle boom, and flew fast forward.

This man, you must have faith. Whatever the idols, provide incense and fire. There will always be a top user. Whoa, ha, ha.

In the pharmacist's building.

Song Shuhang asked: "Beans, can you find a monk? ”

Beans sat down, spit on their tongues and sold their adoration, then crooked their heads and said, "Of course you can, Wong! With my sense of smell, it's easy to find the little monk. ”

Song Shuhang quickly and enthusiastically opened a packet of chicken-flavoured dog food and handed it to the beans: “Do me a favor and get the little monk back? ”

The paws in front of the beans picked up the dog food, and the noise poured a packet into his mouth, chewed and swallowed. And then it keeps twisting its head and saying, "What about the benefits? Wang!”

If you want to ask the beans to help, you either have to give them a satisfactory benefit; or one day it will be in a good mood.

Song Shuhang thought about it and said: “I can teach you to drive! And then I get a chance to find a place where no one else is. How many laps do you want to play? ”

Beans rolled over a white eye, it spit out its tongue, and then simply rolled up on the ground. Obviously, Song Shuhang's terms cannot impress it.

Song Shuhang bit his teeth: “When you are more skilled in driving, we can choose a car to engrave the 'Invisible Array Method, Anti-Reconnaissance Array Method’, and then you can go out and race enough! Drive wherever you want! ”

As soon as his voice dropped, the beans rolled from the ground: "No problem, leave it to me! Wang, I'll find the monk soon and let you know to bring him back. Wang!”

Go ahead, the beans rolled out of the ground, poked out the window with pride, and flew out.

After the beans were away, Song Shuhang couldn't help but slap himself. His mouth was too fast just now, he actually promised to accompany the beans to the car? Are you going to die?

Go to the hospital in a few days, it would be better to come back with a bottle of 'Quick Aid Heart Pill' or something, he always feels like his big heart is a little overwhelmed in the end.

“Book Sailing, are you free?” At this point, Bai Senpai, who was looking at the information on the computer, turned her head and asked.

“Yes.” Song Shuhang returned, after practicing later in the evening, it was all free time.

“I'll teach you to refine 'Qi Blood Dan' that night. Last time I told you, you'll teach you to refine the ingredients when they're ready.” Senior White said.