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Chapter 248 Book Sailing, False Certificates Are Illegal!
Song Shuhang's reference to people who deal exclusively with such issues refers to Zhou Li, a subordinate of Huangshan Zhenjun's "Tibetan Hook". Zhou Li was just about to come to Wenzhou City to deal with a car accident caused by a bean rush last night. So, Book Sailing can ask him to take care of his own tractor...
Then, Book Boat came to the position where the tractor rushed out.
Below, Papa Song, Uncle Lu and Tianyu moved Song Shuhang's box and a barrel of diesel fuel to one side. The three of them sat in a row and didn't know what they were talking about.
The tractor behind them is intact, thanks to the formation of the White Venerable to reinforce the body...
“Without a rope? So how do you get down there?” Zhao Yaya looked at the terrace more than five meters high. At such heights, it was difficult for people to go down. And even if we go down, how do we get the Song Dads down there?
At this time, Papa Song below they also found Book Hang.
Daddy Song shouted down below: "Book Sailing, are you here so soon? Did you bring the rope? Throw it down! ”
“No, I was already halfway there when Ya Ya called.” Song Shuhang returned.
“…” Daddy Song was speechless for a while
What are you doing here? Look at your old man sitting on a hillside after he flipped over and staring at me?
“It's okay, I'll go down and bring you up.” Song Shuhang smiled slightly and swept through the hillside walls of the terrace.
“Don't mess around!” Daddy Song shouted.
But his voice had just fallen, and his book voyage had jumped.
As the book sailed down, half-air legs stretched out at the bumps of the hillside wall, slowing down the fall. Afterwards, he leaped as sensitive as a monkey to the first tier of the terrace.
Daddy Song's forehead - the hillside terrace faults more than five meters high, what can you do if you jump on your own, can't you carry us one by one?
You can't read, can you, my dear boy? My liver hurts!
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At this point, Zhao Yaya's earpiece heard the wheat ear: “Zhao Yaya, did your brother jump? ”
“Yeah.” Zhao Yaya answered.
She looked down. Song Shuhang had made another gentle leap and climbed to the next level of the terrace.
Since when has Book Sailing become so agile? Zhao Yaya was confused.
Behind him, the door opened.
Wheat ear climbed out of the car and came with Arthur to Zhao Yaya.
“Yaya, your brother is quite handsome.” Arthur leaned against the railing and looked at his astute book voyage, hipping and laughing.
Zhao Yaya smiled at the corner of her mouth: “Does it suit your eyes? ”
“As long as Long Jun meets my eyes, I am a 100% Appearance Party.” Arthur closed his eyes and added, “Unfortunately, your brother is a baby, and I never date a baby. ”
“I feel like your brother suits my eyes, too!” Wheat ear shouted, “Too bad it's a man, if it's a woman, I'm going up for an appointment. ”
“You two... are hopeless.” Zhao Yaya turned a white eye.
“Hey, hey, hey.” Wheat spikes a strange laugh.
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Zhao Yaya and Song Shuhang have landed in the tractor crash site.
Daddy Song looked at him three times and couldn't help but laugh.
Song Shuhang looked at the three of them and smiled: "Come on, get ready, I'll take you up there. ”
“How?” Lu Tianyu doubted.
“Come on, I'll put Brother Tian Yu up there first, don't struggle.” Song Shuhang said.
“Okay." replied Lu Tianyu.
Then, Book Hang reached out to Lu Tianyu, who had carried him on his shoulder before Lu Tianyu had reacted.
“What are you doing?” Lu Tianyou was all twisted up - he was a big bear, but Song Shuhang carried him on his shoulder?
Song Shuhang belongs to an ant? So powerful?
Besides... Song Shuhang, what are you doing? Take him up?
I'll go. Really!
I saw Song Shuhang carrying him and jumped softly - damn it!
Have you ever seen a guy with a big, one-meter, nine-bear head who can jump up a little bit? Really, everyone in this world is a big shark, O'Neill. How many people can hang on their bodies and play with buttonflies?
But Song Shuhang carried him so unreasonably and quickly jumped onto the terraced hillside.
Lu Tianyu only feels his gaze constantly rising and rising.
Not long ago… he was already on the highway.
Song Shuhang let go and put him on the ground.
“Up, up?” Lu Tianyu felt his mouth was jammed and his words were incomplete.
Not only him, but Zhao Yaya and her friends were equally surprised to open their eyes.
They stood from the viewer's point of view and looked clearer - Song Shuhang carried Lu Tianyu like this, and the sneer came up.
It's like a martial arts expert who can fly on a cliff behind his back.
“Book Sailing, did you join the Rock Climbing Club?” Lu Tianyu stunned.
“Rock Climbing Club? No, wait a minute. I'll go down and bring Uncle Lu and my dad.” Song Shuhang Hey, smile, say it, jump again!
Fashion girl Arthur blinked and said to Zhao Yaya: "Yaya, give me your brother's phone number! ”
Zhao Yaya: “…”
When Song Shuhang jumped again, Old Lu and Song Daddy squatted under the tractor driver's seat and were pulling out a pile of papers.
Daddy Song and Lu saw that Book and Navigation can really carry Lu Tianyu back to the mountain path.
Then, the two of them looked closely at the tractor to see if anything was missing.
And then they saw this pile of papers.
Old Lu flashed to his waist and stood aside. Papa Song crouched down and pulled out all the papers and handed them to Lu.
“It's a vehicle license. Why are there so many books?” Old Lu took these permits and turned them over.
I'll go, I'll go!
The cars on these drivers' licenses, various styles, what Ferrari, Maserati, Porsche, all kinds of sports cars; BMW, Mercedes-Benz, Audi are several styles each; the back of Volkswagen, Buick, all kinds of cars line up. Oh, and a tractor license...
More than 30 vehicle permits!
But these are not the points, and the point is - the name 'Song Shuhang’ is filled in the column ‘Owner’ of the vehicles on these permits.
“Song, are you ready to drive?” Old Lu asked curiously.
Daddy Song shook his head.
“So, what's all this about?” Old Lu looked closely at these documents and looked exactly like a real driver's license. I even have a license plate number.
The two glanced at each other, revealing their fears at the same time.
“Would it be a false testimony?” Daddy Song whispered.
I can't help it. How do you convince Papa Song that these permits are real?
More than 30 cars, and most of them are luxury cars, for tens of millions of dollars!
Song Shuhang can't buy so many cars even if he's lucky enough to win a hundred million prizes!
If anyone wants to say it, maybe Song Shuhang bought the car for himself? Daddy Song must have slapped him —— where's the daydream? Think of yourself as a money printer?
“Think about it, the probability of perjury is the greatest.” Lu replied, but he didn't dare say he was dead - because there was a tractor around him that was turning over and could drive to 150 yards!
Maybe the Songs really have a way of doing it.
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“Dad, Uncle Lu, what are you doing? Get ready, who goes first!” At this time, Song Shuhang came to them.
Then, Shuhang saw the pile of driving permits in the hands of Papa Song and Uncle Lu.
- Trouble, I forgot to take these permits back before.
Song Shuhang rubbed his temple so hard, how do you explain it to Dad?
Explanation 1: “Dad, these cars belong to a friend of mine. But his ID didn't come down, so the cars hung in my name! ”
This is a big, solid truth... but if you were Daddy Song, would you believe it?
Explanation 2: "Dad, your son suddenly made a lot of money today, so he was ready to buy a luxury car. Then a luxury car didn't feel good enough, so I bought a bunch to play with! Drive one, throw one! ”
This is a lie... but it's still impossible for Papa Song to believe it!
And if Papa Song really believes it, he will not be able to smoke the Book Sail. You make a lot of money, you throw all your money at a limo? Crazy?
When Book Navigation was involved, Daddy Song first spoke, and he spoke with great gravity: “Book Navigation, listen to Daddy. Counterfeiting... it's against the law! To jail! ”
Song Shuhang: “…”
False ID?
Oh, that's a good excuse.
His eyes lit up and he smiled. "Ha-ha-ha, Dad, that's not really a false testimony. It's a prop! Movie props! I joined a movie club at school this semester because of the ease of the course. It's not, in the summer, we're going to write ourselves a play, a homemade little movie, a cyber joke kind of thing. I'm going to be a troll in there, and these drivers' licenses, they're all props prepared for me by members of the theatre department! ”
“Props? So that's it.” Daddy Song and Lu suddenly realized.
While this answer always feels somewhat tenuous, for the time being… should be the closest to the actual answer.
“Hahahaha, the book sailing, when your movie is made, be sure to show Dad the first time!” Daddy Song was happy patting his son on the shoulder.
“Sure, sure.” Song Shuhang smiled dry.
“But even props, you can't be so realistic and easily break the law. Be careful later.” Daddy Song added.
“Yes, I'll be sure to speak with the prop crew.” Song Shuhang tried to keep a smile on his face.
Papa Song nodded satisfactorily.
Suddenly, he remembered something, his eyes brightly asked: "By the way... can you get it out before the end of the year? Think about it. It would be fun if I took out your little movie and played it when we invited relatives over for New Year's Eve reunion. ”
Daddy Song, this flashy thing is happening again!
“Ah?” Song Shuhang opened his mouth - got it last year?
Shit, I was lying. Where do I get a movie club? How do I get a movie?