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Speaking only, I saw a scallion jump high and a tiger fell on his knees: “Go to the fairy, please spare the demon. The demon was joking with you. The demon surrendered! ”

“...” Song Shuhang's hand held thunder, his face stiff stared on the ground, five bodies volatile surrendering shallots elite: “Surrender? ”

“Surrender in good faith!” Eggplant echoed.

After Song Shuhang was deadlocked, he immediately remembered many of the films - for example, after the rebel character was defeated by the main character, he suddenly knelt down and begged for forgiveness. But in the dark, it's a big trick. When the protagonist's heart was soft and he was about to accept the surrender of the villain, the villain character smiled and the rubbing big move suddenly burst up...

Song Shuhang thought about it carefully and decided to give this fairy a thunder in the palm of her hand, beat her half to death before talking. The other party is also a great demon for 300 years, you can't underestimate her.

To despise an enemy is to commit suicide, and his predecessors warned him never to forget!

So Song Shuhang continued to slap lightly towards the fairy.

Eggplant surrendered voluptuously, but her eyes have been sneaking at Song Shuhang.

She was depressed when she saw this little human monk's face steadfast and the thunder in her palm continued to blow at her.

It's too harsh not to accept surrender!

“Shit!” The onion bites her teeth and shakes herself, appearing.

And then... she snuck deep into the dirt and disappeared.

This is not a magic trick, but her only gifted ability as a leprechaun, after all, is a leprechaun that grows from the earth, so in times of crisis she can come out of its original form and quickly go into the ground. This capability is similar to land spells, although the distance is very short.

Moreover, in addition to the 'gift of the earth', there is also a strong ability to protect oneself after the appearance of the body. She's shaped like an onion, so long as the roots are still there, she can live!

Even if all the onion seedlings are destroyed, just absorb some nutrients in the soil and you can grow new ones again.

Boom!

Song Shuhang's palm thunder bombed the ground, directly blowing out a big hole on the ground.

After the smoke has passed, the leprechaun is not visible - you can't underestimate the leprechaun!

Song Shuhang's face was heavy and searched everywhere for the location of Onion Essence.

A moment later, he found the leek essence - in the grass not far away, a green green spring onion pavilion jade stands, old and prominent!

“No escape!” Song Shuhang sipped a sip and rushed towards the onion.

Never let her escape. The other side knows he's an Enlightened Daoist! If the fairy spreads his enlightenment stone, it will be enough to keep Song Shuhang safe for a long time.

“So you can find me?” The green onion screamed, drilled out of the ground and fled.

Nonsense, your breath hasn't been eliminated. I can lock you in tightly with the smell. Song Shuhang's heart is hidden.

“Wait a minute, human. I surrender. I don't cheat. I surrender sincerely!” The leeks ran away and shouted.

“Just grab him and come back with me. I can surrender to you.” Song Shuhang sank his voice - at least take the onion essence back and let the white honored wipe a memory.

As soon as she heard the words' go back with me ', her face changed - she immediately remembered her nearly 300 years in Tianlong Temple.

This human monk wants her back, too. Hundreds of years in prison?

No! Absolutely not! She's been locked up for 300 years, and even though the fairy life of the plant system is long, she hasn't lived for hundreds of years. If you stay in jail for hundreds more years, you'll really have to die of old age and become dry.

That's the only move.

Onion Girl bites her teeth in the dark - although the last time she did that trick on the nine lights, it worked completely differently than the teacher said!

And during her time in Forta, she also learned a lot about common sense, knowing that the so-called 'two hundred skills necessary for the fairy to survive' were all pit fathers.

But if there's really no way, the last move should still work!

Pity Xiaoyu is a man's nature.

So, the onion bites her teeth and performs the underpinning stunt - the charm of the beautiful witch stunt * seduction!

Song Shuhang looked at her: “…"

The young lady was stunned. How could this boy not be moved by his charm? Damn, look at this demon's best ‘charm of a beautiful witch's stunt * seduction! ’

So she twisted more.

Song Shuhang: “…”

The onion lady is stuck. Is this young human monk so strong?

Then Song Shuhang finally asked: “What are you doing? ”

“What are you asking me for? Don't you think my posture is charming and tempting?” The onion lady questioned with confusion.

Song Shuhang: “…”

Half a minute later, Song Shuhang couldn't help but vomit: “You look like an onion in the ground, twisting in the wind, and telling me it's very attractive and enticing? Are you kidding me? ”

Lady Onion has just appeared in the form of a fairy plain. She hasn't turned back into a human. She now looks like an onion, twisted and twisted in front of Song Shuhang... The scene is particularly pleasing.

Song Shuhang rubbed his temple hard and now he finally understands one thing - the fairy in front of him is a fool!

“Oh, oh? Sorry, I was so nervous, I forgot to turn into a human form.” The onion lady said, "The bang became human, the green ponytail, and then there was the matching cheongsam. And she said," Shall we come back? ”

Song Shuhang bit his teeth: “Don't waste time! Give you two choices. Go back with me or I'll beat you to the point where you can't move and I'll take you back. ”

Lady Onion hurried: “Come on, give me another chance, my stunning charm * is amazing! Give me one more chance. If it doesn't work, I'll go with you! ”

Song Shuhang sighed heavily.

Was Mother Earth in the wrong spinning position this year, causing all kinds of strange people he met this year?

Whether it's ‘Uncle Xian Nongzong making fun of him' or this idiot in front of him, it's amazing!

Can't you arrange a normal monster for him to come over and let him go to war and brush up on his experience?

After sighing, Song Shuhang stretched out a finger to the onion sperm: “Then give you one chance, just one chance! If it doesn't work, go with me. Don't blame me for cheating! ”

In the conversation room, Song Shuhang secretly pinched Zhang ‘Sword Charm’. There is only one sword charm left - as long as Onion wants to escape, he will pass by a sword charm!

“Nah, watch this. Promise you won't be able to bear it when you're done!” The scallion shakes her long hair.

System Tip - Onion Girl once again gives Song Shuhang ‘The Charming Color of Beautiful Witch Stunt * Seduction! ’

Lady Onion Charm +10086!

Eggplant charm has exploded, no one can stop it! This charm, whether male or female, is irresistible! Come on, boy, fuck her!

Leek's body twisted joyfully, but he also threw a glamorous eye at Song Shuhang.

She has always had confidence in her charm. Even a woman would be seduced by her charm, banging her, not to mention a young male monk in the front district?

And then... the onion lady danced.

“Pfft, pfft!” Song Shuhang applauds: “Nice jump! Beautiful!”

“That's it?” The leeks dared not believe it.

“Did I give you a round of applause? You still don't know? You know, my eyes have been high lately!” Song Shuhang said, bending over and standing up: “Don't talk too much, just grab it! Or let me beat you to death and take you back! ”

“You… you, you are not a man! I can't believe I don't feel anything?” Lady Onion pointed at Song Shuhang and shouted.

“Heh heh.” Song Shuhang continued to bend his back, then he squeezed his fist and laughed: “I can't assume you didn't hear what you just said! Looks like I'm going to beat you to the point where you're still alive. ”

“I'm sorry… can I take back what I just said? I'll go back with you. I'll go back with you.” The leeks want to cry. Can't we just talk about it and solve the problem without violence?

Song Shuhang nodded satisfactorily.

At this time, Zhao Yaya's sports car is coming this way!

Zhao Yaya's timing was perfect. Early on, she had to see the explosion. Later, Song Shuhang was already heading home with Onion Jing.

……

……

“Shaped like an onion, I'll take you back.” Song Shuhang pulled out the sword charm and said to Xin Jin: “Don't try to escape, you will die if you run away. ”

Under the threat of Song Shuhang, Onion Lady turned into an onion.

And at the end of the day, she asked, "Goddamn it, how long are you going to seal me? Can't you seal it for a little while... I just got out of jail for 300 years? ”

After 300 years in prison, Song Shuhang's heart was soft. It was a tragedy.

When Song Shuhang did not answer, Lady Ying was in a hurry: “Otherwise, I can give you this kung fu practice, more or less offset some time. ”

She stole a roll of kung fu from nine lamps 300 years ago, and then the nine lamps never came back.

“Don't worry, I won't be long for you. Come back with me and meet a senior... If it's fast, I'll let you go in a few days.” Song Shuhang replied.

“Really?” The eyes were bright when the shallots paused.

Song Shuhang sighed: “Really, I don't have to lie to you. ”

“That's good, that's good.” The onion lady is in peace.

Song Shuhang then grabbed her onion shape and jumped gently to the side of the mountain lane, waiting for Zhao Yaya's car.

After Zhao Yaya's sports car stopped, a nice turn around.

“Get in the car, now my aunt is mad at home, my uncle is dying to hold on, secretly send me a message to take you home quickly.” Zhao Yaya laughed.

When she sent Daddy Song back, Mommy Song was still confused.

When she found out that Daddy Song had turned their car over, she was furious. Now Daddy Song, Lu Lao Lu and Lu Tianyu are sitting in a row, being roared by Mama Song Hedong Lion.

Daddy Song now only hopes that Zhao Yaya can quickly take the Book and Navigation home, so as to quench Mother Song's anger.

“Ha ha.” Song Shuhang smiled and climbed into the sports car in a bent position.

“What are you doing bending over?” Zhao Yaya doubted.