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This fake 'Infinite Pursuit Order’ is just a decoy used by Songhai to attract the ‘masked man' to attack Song Shuhang...

“Really, wouldn't you think about it? An Infinite Pursuit Order. Will it be printed on plain blank paper?" The Prince Hai controls the slightly fat middle-aged man and rips off this so-called 'infinite hunting order’.

Then he reached out and grabbed the little golden chai behind his head and pulled it gently.

When Kim Chai pulled down, he lost contact with the middle-aged man.

The middle-aged man grabbed Kim Chai and fell soft again, unconscious - when he woke up, he thought he was drunk and went to sleep on the roof all night. Perhaps you'd be happy to have an extra golden chai in your hand?

And in Song Shuhang's room.

White honored man's mouth slightly smiled, “Turns out he is a man of the Infinite Demon Sect, I've always wanted to find where the headquarters of the Infinite Demon Sect is hidden... this time, maybe I can find a clue. ”

Isn't it so simple to deter the spiritual deterrence of the white honor?

The next morning.

Song Shuhang didn't wake up until 8: 00.

The torment last night left him a little tired and unconsciously slept a little longer.

“Waking up?” Senior Bai turned her head and laughed.

Senior White was watching a movie on his computer, in the water.

The movie is -- wow, it's the Speed and Passion series! Song Shuhang really wanted to jump on it and swap the movie for ‘Safe Driving Traffic Law Video’ for Senior Bai.

And then in the group, a few seniors were bubbling.

When Senior Bai passed away, Song Shuhang happened to see the Seven Life Fu Master on the screen asking for help: "Daoists in the group, who can send me a language teacher? That's awesome! ”

“Po...” Song Shuhang sprayed the word as soon as he saw it.

What do you mean send a language teacher?

Senpai, the language teacher is human, not an item, cannot be sent by courier...

Wait a minute, Yoko Yu and AXVI Su sent themselves by courier. Is it true that in the perception of the predecessors in the group, express delivery can send people?

Father: “What happened to Taoist of the Seventh Life? Why are you sending a language teacher? ”

Sure enough, the seniors in the group are curious about 'why send a language teacher’ instead of 'can a language teacher send’? The seniors' perception of ‘express delivery' is definitely problematic!

This problem is too serious. It could be fatal.

At this point, the North River scattered a voice: "In my memories that I haven't forgotten, I can't help but remember Seven Life Taoists. On a small island in the world, you teach the local wildlings to read? Is there a problem with the literacy process? ”

“Alas, forget it. These wildlings are like stupid dogs! I finally taught them the Three Words, turned around and forgot.

It doesn't matter if I smack them in the palm of the hand or hang them.

Until now, these wildlings are still utterly unstandingly pronounced, often in the wrong order. Almost two months ago, at the beginning of the Three Words, they often carry tofu: In the beginning, they grind tofu! I've never taught them that before! ”The Lord of the Seven Living Buddhists collapsed.

His voice had just fallen, and an ID appeared in the Kowloon 1 group.

"I'm Huangshan's dumb master, Xiaodou," he said. “Wow, Qisheng, I can't take that as if I didn't hear you. What do you mean, dumb as a dog? Bite you!” Whoa, whoa!

Lord of the Seven Lives: “…”

I'm Huangshan's silly master, Xiaodou: “Wang, apologize, apologize to the beans, me and the world's demon dogs, or I'll bite you! ”

Master Qisheng Fu: “@ Mayujun Huangshan, your beans are out. ”

Huangshan Zhenjun quickly appeared, but was also a series of silent columns: “...”

Seven Life Buddha: “Look at your bean name. ”

Zhenjun Huangshan: “…"

The North River scattered a laugh: “@ Bookmountain is under a lot of pressure, are the beans with you? ”

Crazy Knife Triple Wave: "Bean ID, hahahahaha, laughing shit at me. Since when do beans become the owners of Huangshan? ”

The North River is scattered: “…, Sanwangdaoyou. [Goodbye Waving]”

Crazy Knife Three Waves: “? ”

Crazy Knife Triple Wave: “I wipe, I copy the bean ID message directly, something went wrong. ”

System Tip: [Crazy Knife Three-Wave retracted a message]

Three wavers quickly retracted the first message.

The sword waves quickly said again: "Senior Huang Shan, as you can see, I was unintentional. Forgive me for withdrawing so quickly, for the sake of my carelessness?” Attached to selling a cute look.

“Huh.” Huangshan Zhenjun said: “Late. ”

[System message prompt: (* * * * * *) The Mad Knife Sanlang has been banned by the group owner Huang Shan Zhenjun for an hour.

Said it was late, but only banned the Mad Knife for an hour.

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The White Honored turned his head and looked at the chat record in his eyes. He nodded with satisfaction: “The Daoists in the group are still very happy, so good. ”

“Happy?” Song Shuhang smiled, he felt that this was the daily routine of Senior Sanlang dying: “Wait, Senior, let me borrow your computer. ”

“Okay.” Senior White stood up from the chair.

Song Shuhang Fei quickly entered with Senior Bai's chat account: “Beans, where are you now! Bring back the little monk immediately!! ”

I'm Huangshan's silly owner, Xiaodou: “You scared the shit out of me. I thought Senior White had gone mad. So it was Book Sailing. Are you using Senior White's account? Tsk, tsk, tsk, you're so young, so naive - you come and get me! ”

Then, I was Huangshan's silly master, Xiaodou, and said: "Brother Song, I am fruit fruit. If you don't beat the shit out of me, I can think of going back sooner! But you have to swear to the whole group. ”

Song Shuhang bites his teeth: “Oh, you two are so good! ”

I am the owner of Huangshan Big Silly Bean: “Catch me, catch me, like Huangshan Big Silly, there was supposed to catch me back! ”

Cloud Monk Tongxuan: “…”

Cloud Monk Tong Xuan: "[sweat wiping] [knife expression]”

Cloud Travel Monk Tong Xuanmei is offline.

When the little monk Gogo, far away from the sky, sees the two faces of Master Tong Xuan, his face is frightened - he forgot that Abbot Tong Xuan is in the group, what should we do? By then, don't say Brother Book Master will beat his shit out, Master Tong Xuan will definitely beat his shit out and piss out!

Zhenjun Huangshan: “Book sailing friends, beans and little monk fruit, I will have them brought back. So, here we go. ”

Then, Huangshan Zhenjun used the Crown Sovereignty, first changing the name of the beans.

Then, the Great Prohibition of Verbal Speeches by Zhenjun.

[System message prompt: (* * * * * *) I am Lord Huang Shan's loyal dog Xiaodou has been banned by the group leader Huang Shan Zhenjun for one day.

Song Shuhang: “…”

How can beans be a joke? Huang Shan Zhenjun Kung Fu, right?

The drama caused by the beans ended with the banned words of the beans and the Mad Knife Three Waves, accompanied by a copy of the 'White Face' package sent by Master Tong Xuan.

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Seven Life Buddhist Master: “Don't pull the topic apart, the beans have bent the topic. Anyway, who can send me a language teacher? It's urgent! I've completely lost touch with these wildlings. If I keep doing this, I feel like I'm going to kill myself! The sword in my hand is trembling now, and I'm almost to the limit of patience. ”

Song Shuhang hastily replied with the account of Baihuanzhuan: “Remind seniors that express delivery cannot be used to send people. Language teachers are not cargo, they can't be delivered by courier... it will kill people! ”

“Don't worry about the details, I can't. You can fly a language teacher here! Anyway, help me solve this problem ah ah ah ah ah ah.” The Seven Lives Buddhist Master has apparently been crumbled by the wildlings.

"Who has invested in the school industry? You can send a teacher. I remember a dowry in the group... seems to be called Drunken Day? This Taoist practicing is so weird, I can't always remember his full name. Anyway, that's the guy. Doesn't he own a few schools? Primary school, junior high school, all the way to college! ”

The named Drunken Moon Housekeeper faked his head: “…”

Drunk Moon Master is so delirious, his kung fu is special. Without eight pints of Xuanzheng, he cannot be seen in public. Then, they are often ignored by the people in the group.

Unconsciously, he became the number one little transparency in the "Kyushu-1 group".

No matter how he demonstrates his presence, no matter how many comments he makes in the mass space, no matter how crazy the water group he is, the Daoists often somehow fail to remember him.

Although I know it's the reason for my own work, it's a little melancholy...

Drunken Moon Master: “I'm so sorry that I couldn't get you all to remember my serial number. Alas, I have a few schools in my hand, but it's summer vacation and teachers are already on vacation. Let me contact Qisheng Daoyou. If there is a good reward, there will be language teachers willing to go abroad to teach wildlings Chinese... but I can't guarantee success! ”

“Thank you very much, Drunken Daoist!” The Lord of the Seven Living Buddhists is in tears: “Da Eun Dade, I will never forget. ”

Drunken Moon Master: “Seventh Life Taoist, I am drunk moon, drunk moon! Alas... don't ever report it, just remember my serial number! ”

Seven Living Talisman: "[shy expression]”

At this time, Song Shuhang thought about it and used Bai's account number: “Seventh Senior, I want to ask, did you teach wildlings to use 'Pinyin'? Perhaps it would be easier to remember words if you used pinyin? ”

“Pinyin... I can't believe I forgot this.” The Lord of the Seven Living Buddhists laughed twice - he couldn't help it. When he studied Chinese characters, he was enlightened by three words or something.

Song Shuhang silently mourned the wildlings who were smacked in the palms and hanged...