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Chapter 276: This Is Riding On Your Back To Shit!
Little Sheep Battery Car carries Bai Zhuang and Song Shuhang wandering home...
On the way home, the White Venerable still did not use the accelerated array method.
At first, the White Honourable Ride a Battery Car is just a momentary arousal, just experience it.
Secondly, the road is shorter, a total of six stops away, there is no need to play the car.
When I came home, Mother Song seemed to have something going on and was not home.
Bai Zhuang and Song Shuhang returned to the room.
“I'll go get the beans and the little monk and try to get them back by tomorrow.” The White King began to pick up his own phone and take out the Meteor Sword.
Then he said to Song Shuhang: “Shuhang, you reach over. ”
Song Shuhang reached out doubtfully.
Bai Zheng extended his finger and painted it with spiritual force on his wrist - soon, a beautiful 3D gourd pattern appeared on Song Shuhang's wrist.
This pattern is familiar.
“Miles of flying?” Song Shuhang asked curiously.
“No, it's a locating coordinate. With this coordinates, no matter where you are in the world, I can lock your position as long as it's not blocked by special methods. I'll call you when I find the beans and the little monk beans. Then I sent them back with a one-time flying sword.” White honored explains.
A one-time flying sword, send it back? Good idea!
“Awesome!” Song Shuhang raised his thumb: “Besides, Senior White, I strongly recommend that you set it to four times the speed of the flying sword of the little monk, and send the bean flying sword to 50 times the speed of the flying sword! It gives them a thrilling taste! ”
“No problem,” nodded the white honored.
“By the way, Senior, there's one more thing I'd like to ask you for.” Song Shuhang suddenly thought of something.
Then he retrieved the knife and handed it back to the white man: “Senior, can you engrave a form on this knife to make it invisible to ordinary people? ”
Next, if you want to go to Donghai resort island, let the crusher be invisible before you take it out.
“This is simple.” The White Honored said.
He also stretched his fingers, engraving on the knife, engraving the Formation Array and the Gathering Spirit Array, as well as the Counter Reconnaissance Array.
As a result, no ordinary person could see this' knife crushed 'except Bai Zhuang and Song Shuhang. Of course, this method is only painted at will by the white honorable, as long as it is a monk, you can still see this hegemonic knife.
“Well, I'm off to find the beans first. Wait for me.” The White Honored.
If you can get the beans back by tomorrow... if it's not too early to find them, Senior Bai has set the coordinates on Song Shuhang anyway.
By then, when Song Shuhang has arrived at his destination, he can reach Song Shuhang with a flying sword pressing the coordinates.
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The White Venerable stepped on the Meteor Sword and the Royal Sword swept away.
Senior Bai went to find the beans, and Song Shuhang's heart stepped on a lot.
At dinner.
Mama Song questioned the Book Channel: “Hey, Book Sailing, did your sweet friend leave too? ”
“Ah, he's going to pick up a friend's bear child, which may take a few days to come back.” Song Shuhang replied.
“Oops, obviously it was quite lively before, so many guests arrived, I didn't expect all of them to leave.” Mama Song regretted that she was a more lively person.
Speaking of which, if it wasn't too late for the policy of opening up the second child, she and Song Daddy would like to have another one.
So in the past few years, Song's mother spat the most is the second child government, she can't wait for this policy to open 10 years early, maybe she can add a cute sister to Song Shuhang.
“Hey, after a few days, when Song Bai brings the kids from his friends' house, it will get lively.” Song Shuhang drank the soup from the bowl, laughing: “By the way, my roommate Gao, a friend, is going to invite us to a holiday island in the East Sea, and I'm leaving in two days. It's going to be about a dozen days. ”
Mother Song's eyes lit up: “Are you with that girl named Yoshiko Yu? ”
“Ha-ha-ha, Yoko Yu has other things to do. But she said she would come if the time was right. ”
Daddy Song swallowed the meal slowly and asked, “Is the money enough? ”
“Enough. I worked for my senior year at school and got paid some money.” Song Shuhang hipped and laughed, although the way he was paid was a little violent.
Papa Song nodded silently.
Huaxia, in the sky, a giant Kyungbah... lies on a civil aviation plane to Beijing.
There is also a small monk wrapped in the hair of a giant Kimba dog.
It's the beans and the little monk fruit, and the two guys are rubbing the airplane -- why rubbing the plane? 'Cause they're out of money. The last bit of money a monk earned from selling himself was replaced by a big screen phone...
“Senior Doudou, can we really escape to the capital?” Little monk Gogo was worried to ask.
All he had to do was recall the two [sweat wiping] and [knife expression] of Tong Xuan's hair in the first group in Jiuzhou, and he panicked.
Abbot is so angry with the knife! This means Abbot Tong Xuan wants to cut him with a knife? Even if we don't cut him with a knife, I'm afraid we won't get away with it.
"Don't worry, don't panic. Based on Ben Wang's years of running away from home, people were angry when you first ran away from home. It's like sailing now, yelling to punch your shit out! But there's a saying," Humanity is cheap! "”
It began to teach Little Monk Gogo his "Running Away from Home": “When you've been away for a long time and they can't find you yet, they start to panic! By then, the anger in their hearts will be filled with ‘fear’. And then when I finally find you back, I'll spoil you like a baby. ”
“Is that really the case?” The little monk Fruit looked serious but looked forward to asking.
“Don't worry, I can assure you. Yellow Mountain Fool is like this, every time I run away from home, I look angry and unable to do it. But in the end, after 10 days and a half months of not finding me, I'm not angry at all, I'm just worried that I won't come home yet. When you get me back, I'll be the master of the family, and you'll have to give me everything that's good and delicious!” The beans are proud of the ocean lane.
- The only thing that doesn't work is that it can't be used much. After using it much, Tema's Huangshan Fool now sees it very faintly when he runs away from home, and doesn't worry about it at all. Damn, I want to bite him!
After the little monk fruit was brainwashed by the beans, the heart settled a lot.
“Will the bookmaster come to us?” The little monk asked.
“I'm sure he will. He's an old man. He must be looking for us all over the world right now.” Doudou must have said.
Little monk nodded darkly - his heart warmed and he seemed to understand a little why Senpai liked to ‘run away'.
“Sneeze, sneeze! Strange, Ben Wang suddenly has a bad feeling?” Beans lay on the top of the plane and sneezed several times, rubbing his nose with his paws - just now, speaking of 'Song Shuhang is probably looking for us all over the world', his mind somehow emerged as a vigilance, which is super acute animal intuition in dogs!
Is it true that the good old man of Book Sailing was pissed off? They say it's really scary when the good old man gets angry.
As the beans pondered, suddenly the plane beneath them shook up and down violently.
The passengers screamed and the scene was a mess.
This is on the way, the plane suddenly encounters a strong airflow...
“Sudden strong air flow? Wang ~ There won't be an air crash?” Doudou was depressed - Ben Wang was just taking a ride.
Just... if something really happened, Ben Wang will try to save some passengers. With the strength of the beans, it is not possible to solve the strong air flow that affects the plane, saving up to a few people.
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Fortunately, this strong airflow lasted only a short time.
After calming down, the flight attendant began to comfort the astonished passengers.
Passengers also look like escapees, some crying happily ever after.
“It's all right, and Ben Wang of the province did it.” Beans spit their tongues and lay down again.
At this time, the little monk on his body had a face and a sad face.
“Fruit?” Doudou questioned.
Meanwhile, the sharp smell of beans smells bad...
“Senior Bean... I pulled my crotch!” Little monks are weak.
Perhaps because of three days of healing, you have to stick a healing device in your butt every time? Or maybe the hemorrhoids have just been healed. He's not feeling well? Anyway, he feels a little less tight these two days.
He was in a bit of a hurry when he escaped this morning. He hasn't arrived yet and he's on the big side. There's some convenience along the way. Plus he accidentally pulled his crotch when the plane shook up and down.
Beans: “…”
Pull the crotch, anyway, the little monk is only six years old, occasionally pulling down the crotch is also plausible, after all, the age is there.
But the problem is -- the little monk is laying on it now, and he's curling it with hair to keep it warm.
This is shit on its back!
“Senpai... I didn't mean it.” The little monk's serious little face was twisted into numbness.
“Don't say anything.” Doudou sighed heavily: “Let's find a place to handle your crotch first. ”
What else could it do? Little monk is still young, does he want to denounce each other severely?
What can you do if you denounce her? And the shit in the crotch doesn't have to be handled?
After sighing heavily again, the beans grabbed the little monk with their paws and jumped off the plane.
Speaking of which... for furrowing this big demon dog, is he going to fall into the position of changing the crotch of a bear child?
Doudou suddenly began to wonder if it was a mistake to listen to the request of the monk and play the game 'Run Away from Home' with him?