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“How could I have learned my physical skills in just one glance?” Joseph, with his eyes wide open, is clearly just a horrible gorilla, why is he so capable of learning!

At this point, the strong gorilla across the street shook his head, and finally... he beat Joseph with a middle finger! They are definitely not the first to see humans, and they have learned a lot from humans.

“Madness, that was just the simplest warm-up!” Joseph bit his teeth, then took a deep breath, and began to perform the Second Calling of the Age, the Sutral Fist.

Well, the name is Joseph's own brain patch, in fact, it's 'stretching’!

Joseph starts with an upright, then punches his hands up, palms forward!

Then, squat halfway and punch your hands down, palms backwards. When you're done, stand up and punch with your hands up and your hands down. Finished punching, lunge your left foot forward, while lifting your arms forward to your sides, palms changing and head up slightly.

Over, restore upright. Take a deep breath and spit out your breath!

The mighty gorilla stared at Joseph and grabbed his head.

Joseph, the corner of your mouth goes up —— the second pose is a lot more complicated than the first, and the gorilla is just a gorilla after all, isn't it?

But at this point, a strong gorilla flips over, stands upright, and —— punches her hands up, palms forward!

Then, half squat and punch with both hands down… Finally, the big, strong gorilla restores upright. Take a deep breath and spit out your breath! Even the action of exhaling is learned by it to look good.

Just like the first time, it replicates all Joseph's actions perfectly!

After doing this once, the big, strong gorilla still has his face.

Suddenly, it waved hard.

Behind him, more than fifty gorillas seemed to receive signals. They start to have rhythms, beating the ground with their hands and feet, and there's rhythms in their mouths: "Ho! Ho, ho! Ho, ho! ”

In this roar, the mighty gorilla starts a second set of stretching exercises.

And the faster it goes!

Behind them, more than fifty gorillas roar faster and faster.

In the end, the muscular gorilla did the second stretch three times faster than Joseph.

Three times faster than a giant gorilla painting style looks like a fast moving video...

After doing it again, the strong gorilla raises her hands.

Behind, more than fifty gorillas cheered...

The mighty gorilla spins like a king, accepts the cheers of the gorilla herd, and lives off the gorilla.

Finally, it turns around again, its lips moving slightly, its nostrils jetting, an ape version of the 'naughty’ expression, vividly appearing in front of everyone.

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Behind them, the surrounded people have been forced to do so completely.

They have no idea what kind of expression to use to reveal their messy hearts —— 70 percent fear, 10 percent depression, 10 percent surprise plus 10 percent forced mix.

Miss Lu Fei asked cautiously, "Sister, is this... a fight? ”

Sister Lu was silent for a moment: “Should it be gymnastics? By the way, what kind of gymnastics is this? ”

“It's The Age in Summon, which I checked out on the Internet.” Girl Luffy replied.

When she saw Zhuge Yue's online video, she went online to find out what kind of broadcast gymnastics Joseph did, and after comparison, determined that it was "The Age is Calling".

Huh, thinking of Zhuge Moon, Lu Feitung searched carefully in the search - indeed, Zhuge Moon and Zhuge Zhongyang were not in the crowd!

There are Song Shuhang, Tubo, Ko and his girlfriend Bud, and they are not in the crowd.

Lu Fei recalled that Zhuge Yue and Zhuge Zhongyang were on their way to the cockpit before the plane crash to check on Song Shuhang.

Looks like a few of them lost their heads and big teams.

“The times are calling? So this is it... how many verses is this gymnastics?” Sister Lu asked.

Luffy thought in his heart, "Ten knots. ”

“There are only ten verses...” Sister Lu looked around.

The surroundings of more than fifty gorillas are as solid as buckets. There is no escaping space unless you stick your wings in it and fly out.

So, when the foreign uncle finishes 10 gymnastics sessions, and the gorilla and he finish gymnastics, is it time to relaunch the attack?

We have to find a way! Find a way out of here before Uncle Joseph finishes ten gymnastics sessions.

Sister Lu tried to calm herself down.

And while she was turning her head wildly, Joseph was already doing the fifth verse, "Breast Augmentation."

Joseph breathed a sigh of relief because the big, strong gorilla was using his' gymnastics acceleration 'skills, and began to do gymnastics faster. That's why we got to verse five in a blink of an eye.

Sister Lu grabbed her hair in agony: "Shit, in the face of absolute power advantage, nothing is going to work. ”

No, if you keep going like this, Uncle Joseph's 10th broadcast gymnastics will be over soon!

At least find a way to delay it for a while, so I can think of a way out!

At this point, Luffy on one side suddenly shouted to more than 20 surviving passengers: "Excuse me, who can dance or something? ”

“Street dancing?” The passengers first stunned, then their eyes lit up!

Yeah, these gorillas seem to be very good at imitating human behavior —— as you can see from the Great Gorillas and Joseph's Gymnastics Fight.

In this way, maybe going up and down the street or something will attract the interest of the gorillas.

And... some of the street-dancing moves have high difficulty coefficients, and gorillas have a hard time mimicking those moves. Even some moves may cause the gorilla chaos and give everyone a chance to escape!

“I will!” At this point, a voice sounds.

Everyone looked quickly at the sound... and saw the tied up Uncle Black's face with pride: “I'm a street dancer! ”

Well, Uncle Black's probably good at street dancing.

But even a street dancer is useless now, you are tied to brown, and held by a gorilla on the other side of the rope, no one dares to go up and untie you!

“Cough, let me try.” A slightly fat man stood up and smiled bitterly: “I learned street dancing when I was younger. ”

But then... he went to work and never went out dancing. Because he has a family, and to feed it, he can no longer be as wild as a young man.

I used to have a clever body, and gradually became a little blessed for work reasons, the standard of street dancing, I don't know how much I lost...

“Big brother, come on!” At this point, the adorable little Zheng gave encouragement to the slightly fat man.

The slightly fat man took a deep breath and bit his teeth, giving himself the courage to walk behind Joseph.

Just as soon as Joseph finishes broadcasting his gymnastics for 10 episodes, he takes over and dances a few streets to see if he can get the gorilla interested and imitate the dance.

Naturally, it would be best if it attracted the interest of the gorillas, and if it did not… it would not be necessary to say the end.

“I don't know how many moves my body can make right now?” The slightly fat man implicitly said that he began to move his body in the dark.

Maybe this will be the last dance of his life.

Being able to end your life with a street dance that you once liked… may be a good ending.

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A few minutes later.

At nearly eight times the speed, Joseph finished the most ‘tidy movement’ of The Age in Summon.

He was speeding his life, his hands dancing in the shadows.

And thanks to his relentless work 30 times a day in the last month or more, it is possible to transform this set of Times in Summons into the same cost, so that it can be done so quickly.

The gorilla across the street stayed put and watched Joseph finish the move. Eight times faster, if it doesn't take it seriously, it'll miss a few beats.

When Joseph was done, he gasped and stared at the gorilla, silently.

After watching, the mighty gorilla pondered for a while.

And then it stood up -- brush! It beats the 'finishing motion' ten times faster.

Ten times faster after finishing the Tidy Up movement, the big, strong gorilla continues to greet the crowd like a star.

Joseph sighed.

“Wet Father, I tried.” Joseph Daw.

Unfortunately, he hasn't practiced his breath yet and hasn't become a true martial arts master... what a shame.

“Dude, nice work. I'll take it from here.” At this point, the slightly fat man behind him climbed forward silently and patted Joseph on the shoulder.

Joseph looked at the slightly fat man with confusion.

The slightly fat man went forward, facing the gorillas, and he reached out and made a provocative gesture of fighting.

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The mighty gorilla looked at Joseph on one side, doubtfully at the slightly fat man.

At this time, the slightly fat man began to dance in the streets.

He was dancing with his life. This could be the last dance of his life. All kinds of moves he didn't dare to do before, this time he was playing super level!

A slightly fat man feels like this dance, which is undoubtedly the best dance of his life.

Behind him, all the people who survived shouted in recognition of his dance.

At this time, the big, strong gorilla crooked his head and his face became more and more confused.

A moment later, it grabbed its head.

And then it shot a little shorter but equally strong gorilla on the side of the shot.

This short, strong gorilla went forward.

It rushed toward the slightly fat man who was still dancing!

Then… it knocks out the slightly fat man in the motion with a single blow.

Then pull out the rope and tie him up skillfully...

The crowd's cheers were suddenly cut off, and people stared at each other... for a long time.

Street dancing, can't attract gorillas to imitate curiosity?

How can broadcasting gymnastics provoke ape curiosity? Why?

Shorty gorillas dragged slightly fat men back into the herd.

Then, the big, strong gorilla in front raised his hands and slapped himself in the chest with his fist, his eyes staring firmly at Joseph.

Battle-willed!

“Is there nothing but desperation?” Joseph covertly said.

Then he roared and gave himself courage. He rushed toward a strong gorilla...

The other side.

Wenzhou City, Baiwhale Road, Song Shuhang.

Aunt Li's house next door suddenly moved out of the sky yesterday. It is said that a large amount of money opened a price that Aunt Li's family could not refuse and bought her house.

The big one can't wait to check in today.

Cloud Mist Daoist hummed the song, carrying some small gifts in his hand, wandering towards Song Shuhang.

He rang Song Shuhang's doorbell.

Soon, Mama Song came down to open the door.

“Hello, who are you looking for? Is that you?” Mama Song looked at Misty Daoist and shouted. Isn't this the seriously injured patient Song Shuhang picked up the other day?

Later, the patient ran away overnight, and wrapped a sheet from her house!

“Hello, big sister, it's me, my name is Li Yun.” The cloud mist man gave a big smile: “Thanks to the help of the Book and Navigation brothers the other day, my wounds quickly recovered, this time I came to thank you. Also, I recently bought a house nearby and from today on we are neighbors. ”

Go ahead, the cloudsmith passionately handed over a delicate little gift.

After Mother Song accepted the little gift, she saw the thick smile of Misty Daoist - she immediately impressed him very well.

“I wish people were here, what gifts! Come in and sit down.” Mama Song laughed.

“Then I'll grab a glass of water.” The cloud mister continued to laugh. What was he plotting at the door? The figure is to enter the Song Shu navigator, rub the ‘Enlightenment Dao Shi' on Song Shu navigation, so as to break through the current five-grade boundary!

After entering the house, the Misty Mist Daoist did not see the Book Sailing.

He asked with a smile, “Hey, are you home? ”

“Oh, he went on a trip with a friend from the dorm early this morning. They say to go abroad to go to a resort island, that's what young people do, they can't afford to spend the summer, they always want to go out to play.” Mama Song came up with tea and smiled.

Gone... and went abroad?!

What a coincidence!

Misty Taoist is a fool.

Fortunately, he was a monk who lived hundreds of years, even though half of his life was sealed. But he has a lot of experience in random strain.

When Mother Song didn't realize he was stunned, he continued to smile: “When will he be back? Last time I left, I didn't even come and thank him in person. ”

“Seven or eight days less, ten and a half days more.” Mother Song answered casually, Song Shuhang said it was about a seven-day vacation, but if you meet Yoshiko Yu, it might take a while!

The corner of Misty Path's mouth twitched.

Nima, he visited dozens of houses every night, committed 40 or 50 major thefts of God, so easily saved a fortune, and couldn't wait to buy a house near Song Shuhanger - he was so tired and tired, what?

This is Song Shuhang's Enlightenment Stone!

But now, Misty Dowager doesn't feel like he's going to love again.