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Chapter 300: Until Explained?
The bald-headed girl in front of her eyes clasped her hands and looked at the scene of Song Shuhang 'Pu’ spray broth with comfort.
“Madam, wait! I think you're mistaken!” Song Shuhang hastened.
He looked at the bald girl in front of him. Her eyebrows stared, but her eyebrows were hidden from each other. It was the ‘nine-light monk’ that the onion woman remembered.
By the way, only Onion Girl, this strange fairy, will recognize the bald girl in front of her as a master. This can be recognized at a glance as a master's wife!
--Song Shuhang's heart has also guessed what NPC's ancient costumes might be.
However, Song Shuhang's heart was really defenseless when the ancient costume old man suddenly turned into a bald girl! His heart is full of horses, cows, sheep and pigs.
Even though he had known before that the nine lights might be on this mysterious island, he had no idea that the nine lights would appear in this way.
Wait! Now is not the time to think about it.
The problem now is that the nine-lighter obviously thinks of him as a scallion who she crapped 300 years ago.
She must have misunderstood something, right?
Is it because the onion is in her pocket right now, growing on the Enlightenment Stone? Then, for reasons of being close to Onion and herself, did the nine-light master mistake him for Onion?
Or... because he had eaten an onion, he was dyeing the smell of an onion, and then the nine-lighter mistook himself for an onion, or did he think he was the reincarnation of an onion?
Anyway, he has to explain too well to this nine-light master - it's about someone's virginity in Song!
Nine-light girl hands together, so silently staring at Song Shuhang, smiling silently. She seemed to laugh and not laugh, making Song Shuhang feel more stressed.
“Madam, you must have misunderstood something, I am not a leek!” Song Shuhang took it seriously.
The nine-light girl's face showed a brilliant smile with a smile: “Master Song Shi, you look familiar. ”
“Really, I'm not really a scallion. Look, the leeks are here!” Song Shuhang immediately reached out and pulled it out of his pocket. He had to pull out the Enlightenment Stone.
But when he reached into his pocket, he suddenly felt his fingers bitten hard.
Ten fingers in a row, the pain in the heart! Needless to say, it must have been the onion bite... but didn't the onion grow a little bud? When she came to Tianjin Island, she couldn't even talk.
When did Onions even grow their mouths?
At this point, the bald girl's nine lights suddenly squeezed her eyes and smiled: “Master Song Shi... I never said you were a leek girl. In my eyes, it is clear that onions are onions, and Song Shi is Song Shi is Song Shi, two completely different individuals. ”
Song Shuhang's entire body was stiff, and he couldn't even feel the pain in his fingers bitten by the onion in his pocket.
If you know I'm not a scallion, then what happened to banging me 300 years ago?
Is it time to cross? Future self traveled through time at some point, 300 years ago, and then... was too cracked by the nine-lighter?
Song Shuhang felt that everything was possible since he came into contact with the 'Real World'. Crossing anything is unacceptable.
At a time when Song Shuhang was confused, the Nine Light Master in front of him began to explain.
“Four days ago… I was in a closed practice and suddenly felt something. Then, for some reason, a memory of 300 years ago appeared in my mind. That's a really interesting memory.” Nine lights spoke and her eyes were slightly heavy, making it impossible to see her eyes at the moment: “Then, more interestingly, when I looked back at the memory of the year, I suddenly discovered that there was something strange about that memory of the year. Like a forcefully inserted sharp blade, it barely broke into my memory. ”
Four days ago? Song Shuhang couldn't help but swallow his saliva - it seemed that after eating the onions, he was connected to the troubled fruit between the onions, dreaming about the experience of the onions in her lifetime?
Nine lights girl says "extra stuff" doesn't mean poor him, does it?
“As for what suddenly comes out of my memory… do I need to remind you? Song, Book, Navigation, Daoyou?” The smile of the nine lights at this time is like the first spring wind of the New Year… Although it looks like the spring wind touches the face, the bones are sandwiched with cold winter bones.
He's the one who said it —— but he had no choice but to take in the memory of Onion Girl. He couldn't stop. He also experienced a scene of shame when an onion woman was spanked.
Poor thing, at the time he yelled ‘Stop it, stop it', but the dreams of that crackling onion woman's memory didn't stop.
“Goo.” Song Shuhang swallowed his saliva, then he replied, "What, I should be a victim too? ”
“Victims?” The Nine Lights Master seemed too stunned.
A moment later, she suddenly raised her thumb towards Song Shuhang: “Well, the word ‘victim’ is awesome! ”
When I saw the expression of nine lights, Song Shuhang's heart was strange for a while. Did I say something wrong again?
“Forgive you! Look at you using such a great word!” Nine lights suddenly leaned heavenly and laughed.
Song Shuhang: “…”
This Nine Light Master's thinking jumped too far. Song Shuhang found himself going through the ‘Jiuzhou No. 1 Group’ seniors' cultivated thinking style, unable to keep up with the Nine Light Master's brain circuit.
Besides, what's so great about the word 'victim’? How could you unwittingly poke Mrs. Nine Lights' adoration?
“Don't look so bitter, let's just get over this! In the past, let it dissipate!” Nine lighters clapped Song Shuhang's shoulder too hard, laughing.
All of a sudden, she went from a belly-black pattern to a happy, jumping, big grin pattern. Song Shuhang really couldn't adapt.
“I get it, Master. This has never happened. I never knew that either.” Song Shuhang nodded.
“You don't have to be so great, you don't have to forget about it. In fact, I didn't mean for you to forget about it, otherwise I could easily solve it with a memory eraser. Besides, I'm a Buddhist, and I'm the best at smiling and revenge.” The Nine Lights Master went on to laugh haha.
Song Shuhang nodded knowingly.
“Okay, things are settled. You can go back to Star House and make another deal and then you can leave Sky Frontier Island.” Nine lights grinned.
“That's it?” Song Shuhang questioned.
“That's it! I'm a fancy, crisp person. Things never drag mud with water.” The nine-lighter patted herself on the chest too much, and the large thoracic muscles in the eyes of the two onions trembled.
“So I'm really leaving?” Song Shuhang asked cautiously.
“Come on, bye.” The nine-light master waved his little hand too much.
Song Shuhang grabbed his head.
Half a day...
“I can't go yet.” Song Shuhang smiled bitterly.