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Chapter 338: White Seniors Teasing Ants
The world today is still so peaceful without dreams.
Song Shuhang woke up early in the morning and sighed in a deep breath.
Senior White didn't ask him to play Limit Bumping... Perhaps Senior White was really in the mood yesterday, want to change his hair or something?
He had hidden speculation and hope in his heart.
This is camelbird psychology —— ostriches are said to put their heads in the sand when they are forced to walk. It thinks it can't see the enemy, and the enemy can't see it, which is a mind that escapes reality.
People do that sometimes, always looking for excuses, possibilities, self-comfort. Wrap yourself up for one reason and make yourself feel safe.
“I hope that today the world will remain peaceful… I hope that today I can live in peace and security.” When Song Shuhang got up, he made a wish for the void.
Then he drilled out of the tent and was about to wash it somewhere.
When I drilled out of the tent, Song Shuhang saw yesterday's BBQ fire heap reborn. The bronze fairy wears the cowboy hat and is busy on the barbecue grill.
There's a lot of wild taste on the grill dressed in strings and vegetables like vegetables, obviously for little monks.
Bronze gossip senior unexpectedly very attentive. Song Shuhang's heart secretly said, at the same time, he found that the cowboy hat of Bronze Gossip Senior seems to have gotten bigger today, looks more like a beautiful broad eaves hat? Isn't that the same hat as yesterday?
“Good morning, Senior Bronze Gossip.” Song Shuhang waved and spoke out.
“Good morning, Book Sailing Little Friend. There's a water source about a hundred meters straight on my right hand side, you can go wash up and come back for a bite to eat.” Bronze gossip seniors also did not reply.
“Thank you, seniors, for your hard work.” Song Shuhang's subconscious echo, then vaguely moved toward the right hand position of the predecessor.
When I took two steps, Song Shuhang suddenly felt stiff - something was wrong?
It's the voice of the bronze gossip senior. Something's wrong. Was that sound fine, soft, seemingly female?
Song Shuhang suddenly turned around and looked towards the BBQ grill position.
Bronze gossip seniors are still dressed in white vests, cropped jeans and cowboy hats!
However, at this time, the bronze gossip predecessor's chest bulged high, which made people stare at the curvature, holding up the white vest into a sexy navel outfit.
And that brilliant little barbaric waist...
There are also two perfectly white, long calves under the washed jeans...
Finally, the face, the mothbrow, the smile, the beautiful eyes, the eyebrows lit with sand.
Sister!
“Senior Bronze Gossip?” Song Shuhang pointed at the girl, surprised.
“Ah, why don't you go wash up?” The Bronze Gossip Fairy looked up and revealed a beautiful and brilliant smile. This face value has reached the disaster water level.
“Senior, you look like a swollen horse!” Song Shuhang was shocked. Why did I sleep and become a copper gossip fairy from a rough man?
The world, is it distorted?
Or am I actually dreaming right now?
“Oh, you said what I looked like.” The bronze fairy smiled slightly: “This is an easy-to-wear technique! You've been in the Kowloon 1 group for so long, you should have heard a lot about it. I'm very good at masquerading. ”
Masquerade, oh, there are indeed masquerades in the group that have heard of the bronze gossip seniors.
But seniors, your current state is not a matter of masquerading ability to explain it at all!
“What, Senior, can masquerade even change your body?” Song Shuhang couldn't help throwing up the trough: “Is this already a deformation spell? Too much change! ”
What about the unscientific amount of milk? How did that little barbarian get out? How did you get out when you had long white legs?
“Masquerade, combined with osteoarthritis. Changing body size and appearance is easy for me!” The bronze gossip fairy said proudly, in the talking room, the fairy put down his hand barbecue clip.
Then, the Immortal Master showed Song Shuhang Xiu her beautiful stature now - backhand touch the belly button, oh also ~ ~ super masculine surgery, that's how lethargic!
“Wait, Senior, let me slow down.” Song Shuhang rubbed his temple hard, then rubbed his eyes, then rubbed his face hard.
Look again at the bronze gossip fairy seniors.
The copper gossip fairy smiled at him.
Song Shuhang continued to repeat the above set of actions, then looked to the copper gossip fairy, and asked peacefully: "Senior, can you tell me your gender? ”
“This is my biggest secret.” The copper gossip fairy laughed proudly: “No one in the whole Kyushu-1 group knows my gender and true appearance yet." Ha-ha-ha! ”
Senior, this is not a good thing!
No wonder, when the Bronze Gossip Fairy and the North River Scatter agreed three months later in the ‘Forbidden Peak' war, the North River Scatter would throw up the trough and not find the Bronze Gossip Fairy.
This beauty technique, which not only changes the appearance, but also the shape and even the breath, is completely BUG. It's like a character in a movie. Suddenly there's another actor on the way. What do you think?
Speaking of which, the ‘Forbidden Peak' war agreed upon by the North River seniors and the Bronze Gossip Fairy will begin in about a month?
You must buy yourself a ticket to the capital. He must not miss this war.
Wait... where is the topic going?
Song Shuhang shook his head: “Senior, why are you suddenly dressed as a woman? ”
“Why change into women's clothes?” The bronze gossip fairy pointed his finger at his lips and then revealed a brilliant smile: “Of course it is because of the white honored! ”
“?” Song Shuhang was confused.
“Don't you think it's dangerous to face the white man as a man? There is always a feeling that the world view will be distorted. In that case, if I had to become a woman, I wouldn't have to worry about it? It feels like I'm immune to white honor.” The Bronze Fairy is proud of Yangtze.
Song Shuhang nodded silently.
Then he raised his thumb against the copper gossip fairy, revealing a brilliant smile, white teeth shining in the sun, dinging and reflecting the sun.
Then, Song Shu Hangdao: “Good morning, Senior Bai. ”
“Well, good morning.” A calm voice rang behind the bronze gossip fairy.
The bronze gossip fairy turned her head rigidly.
Then you see the white man squatting not far behind himself, playing with ants on the ground.
There are more than thirty little ants crawling under the fingertips of Senior White. When they finally climb far away, the white dignitaries pick them back and continue to amuse themselves.
The bronze gossip fairy swallowed the saliva, can only say that it is the seven honored ones, so close to the sticker, but I can not feel the smell of white seniors.
Seems to be the gaze of a bronze gossip fairy. The White Goddess turned around and nodded at the Copper Gossip Fairy: “Good morning, too, Bronze Gossip Mistress. ”
In the talking room, the white man stretched out his finger and slaughtered the cute little ant on the ground.
The bronze gossip fairy burst into tears.