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Chapter 343: Shh, You See What I Find? A lonely, stupid fish!
Born to be a monk? Whoa, whoa, whoa! The words of the children are not forbidden, Greater Italy! It's just a few hairs in the district, and I'll be back in a few days!
Psst, Song Shuhang gave the monk a brain crash.
Little monk covered his forehead, tears blurred, serious little face filled with grievances - he was telling the truth, why did he have a brain attack? Brother Book Sailor is unreasonable!
Hoo-hoo ~ ~ Another sea breeze has blown, Song Shuhang only feels his head is extremely cool, this strange coolness makes him very uncomfortable.
Song Shuhang touched his bald head, sighed and asked Bai Zheng: “In other words, Senior Bai, was this the illusory ‘real’? If it would turn reality into illusion, then why was my hair shaved into a ditch? ”
Even the pits on the ground are gone... how come his hair is cut off and he can't come back?
“Oh, actually, that's a little bit of a technical problem.” The White Honored smiled and explained: “I am not very skilled at imaginary ‘real’ abilities. So in order to avoid that I can't distinguish between ‘reality’ and ‘illusion’ when using the illusory ‘reality’, so I need to set up a key thing... this thing is not affected by the illusory ‘reality’ and can serve as a reminder to me... it doesn't keep me hidden in the illusory 'reality’. And the key thing I set is hair. Because even if all the hair disappears, it doesn't affect the human body, and it's a remarkable thing. ”
Song Shuhang touched his bald head - that is, he dotted his back, nothing hurt, just cut his hair. Therefore, as a ‘key object' hair is not protected by the 'real’ illusion of the white dignitary, so it is shaved and truly turned into a bald ditch...
It's a really sad story.
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In the tent, the beans did not know where to take out a piece of crystal shape, aimed at Song Shuhang, gently flashed.
There was a bright light flashing from the crystal in the hands of the beans.
The light took care of Song Shuhang's body, and a large part of the light gathered on Song Shuhang's bright head, dinging to reflect dazzling light.
Song Shuhang: “…”
He turned his head and looked at the beans without a word: "Beans, what are you doing? ”
“Take a picture and read it, Wang.” The beans poked the crystal, explaining: “This is a photographic gem, which used to be very valuable. Before the camera came out, the lower order monks took pictures of it. My phone is still in Zhou's hands, I can only take a picture with it. ”
Speaking, the beans patted lightly on the crystal again, a pair of equal proportions of the Song Book cruise scene mapped in the void.
In the image, Song Shuhang turned his head curiously, while the bald lady on his head reflected the light of the crystal photograph... the reflected light just let Song Shuhang's entire head cover in a luminous light, it looked as if his head had brought its own holy light.
Don't mention how ridiculous it is!
Song Shuhang: “…”
“I didn't know I had the gift of taking pictures.” Beans proudly stow away the crystal.
Song Shuhang bit his teeth: “Beans, hurry and delete this photo. Otherwise, we'll be friends! ”
Doudou waved proudly at Song Shu: “Then be friends, Wang ~"
Song Shuhang rubbed his temple and was tired.
He turned his head and looked at Senior White. He was bald. Has Senior White's anger dissipated?
Then, Song Shuhang saw that Bai Zhuang was swallowing a Dan medicine on his back - eh, did that illusory ‘real’ just now drain Senior Bai a lot? How dare you swallow Dan's medicine to regain your spiritual power?
“Well, mental strength has returned to its optimal state, this time it will definitely work!” Senior Bai spoke softly, then he waved to Song Shuhang: “Book hang is ready, let's do it again, illusory ‘real’! ”
“Wait a minute, I don't have hair anymore, please keep my eyebrows!” Song Shuhang shouted - he remembered Senior White saying that the illusory ‘real’ key is‘ hair ’, which means it's not just hair, including eyebrows, eyelashes, beards, etc. Anything that can be hair. Your hair is gone, and your eyebrows will be ugly if you don't lose them again.
When the voice fell, Song Shuhang felt a flower in front of him ~ ~
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The current is 3,000 feet straight down, and the Milky Way is suspected to have fallen nine days!
‘Bombing’ the water currents sounded in Song Shuhang's ears.
He tried to raise his head, and then he saw a huge waterfall over his head, so vast that it was like the water of a galaxy pouring down...
“Spectacular!” Song Shuhang spoke out, but when he just opened his mouth, he noticed something was wrong. Because there's water in his mouth. Then... the saliva was expelled from both sides of his cheek.
And in the process, he actually felt like ‘breathing' and seemed to get oxygen from the water?
What's going on? Song Shuhang wondered, he was going to reach out and touch his face, what strange changes have happened.
But the next moment.
Huh? Hands... why can't I sense my arms?
Not just the hands, but the legs don't seem to be even there.
Song Shuhang hurriedly prepared to bow his head and want to see what really happened to his body... but he found himself unable to bow his head. It should be him now, to be precise, as if he didn't have a neck, and his head and body were directly connected, unable to look down at his body.
Senior White, what are you playing?
“How about adapting to this new body?” At this time, the familiar voice of the White Honourable rang above Song Shuhang.
As soon as Song Shuhang looked up, he saw the familiar handsome white honored man. At this time, the White Honourable is smiling and squatting beside Book Sailing...
It's so big, at this time Bai Zhuang looks like an ancient legendary giant in Song Shuhang. Song Shuhang estimated that his body was only the palm size of the white honored.
At the side of the white honored, the little monk fruit stood by his side. Likewise, little monks are giant templates.
“Bang bang bang bang bang.” Song Shuhang was about to talk, but when he opened his mouth, another wave of water poured into his mouth, and then this wave of water flowed out from both sides of his cheek, and he got oxygen supplementation from it... This feeling is really sour.
“Aren't you used to this new body? Time is limited, get used to it.” Bai Zheng bowed his head and smiled at Song Shuhang.
[New body?] Song Shuhang looked at the pupil of the white honored... Finally, he used the eyes of the white honored as a mirror, and saw his current appearance.
It's a little golden fish, floating in the water, shaking in its own breath.
I... turned into a fish?
Fantastic ‘real’ can even change race?
After learning that he had become a fish, Song Shuhang tried to twist his lower body and his body instincts swimmed in the water. Swimming is that simple...
“Looks like you're used to this body.” The white man laughed and pointed to the giant waterfall: “See that waterfall? Go ahead!”
“Go?” Song Shuhang looked up at the giant waterfall that ‘suspects the Milky Way has fallen nine days’, which is a little difficult, a little big.
Seems to have read the meaning in Song Shuhang's eyes.
“Did this difficulty scare you? The legendary difficulty of jumping a dragon gate is much more difficult than breaking into this waterfall, and... it's no easier to upgrade to the 'one pint dragon gate boundary' than it is to swim up a waterfall as a small fish.” "Don't be afraid, just rush up," laughed the white man. Don't think about anything else right now, mainly about experiencing this‘ jumping dragon gate ’feeling. ”
“Brother Book Master, come on!” Little monk Fruit hands together against Song Shuhang's transformed golden fishway: “I believe that with the perseverance of Brother Shuhang, we can definitely rush to that waterfall! ”
Song Shuhang's heart bites his teeth... Spell it, it's the reverse upstream waterfall, but it won't die in the illusory ‘real’, what are you afraid of?
So Song Shuhang shook his head and strove toward the waterfall area, getting used to his body while swimming - but he had some doubts in his mind when swimming, so go back to the waterfall, why did the white dignitary turn himself into a fish?
Is there any meaning in this?
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While Song Shuhang was thinking, another huge figure appeared in front of him.
That's the figure of a Kimba dog —— the beans.
“Where am I?” Beans shook their heads gently. Looks like the ‘real’ cover of the White Priestess's illusion is huge, and even the beans hidden in the tent are involved.
But the beans that got caught up in it, and the little monks, the book sailing, they had a little time lag. The beans are a little confused right now.
A moment later, it recovered: “Wang... looks like this is what the White Honor called the illusory ‘real’? Awesome. ”
It looks around and sees the white priest, the little monk, not far away.
And then it looks around, waterfalls and underwater.
Shh. Look what I found. A lonely, stupid fish!
This is a golden little fish. It looks silly. It's so shaky to swim. Beans feel like they can catch this little golden fish with a little pound.
If you want to dry, the beans scream joyfully, burst into the water, claws pat, and shoot this stupid fish out of the water.
And then it claws at this stupid fish.
Then, a big mouth of beans, skillfully threw the golden stupid fish into the dog mouth, chewed twice, the sound of 'goo’ swallowed the stupid fish...
Don't be surprised, beans are fishermen!
When he first ran away from home, he had not practiced the realm of the valley, so he practiced hunting all by himself. Beans can fight tigers in the mountains, sharks in the sea, a small fish in the district, dog paws can be caught!
Nice, delicious, fresh and chewy.
“Senior Doudou, don't! That's Brother Book Master!” The little monk's anxious voice came half a beat late.
The white man on one side blinked - this sudden change was unexpected!