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Specialty's serial number?

So here's the problem… What is Song Shuhang's specialty?

If someone asked Song Shuhang this question a year ago, he would immediately answer others. His specialty is reading books, and his hobbies are reading books.

Perhaps some would say that squatting in the corner of a bookstore is not a specialty... then Song Shuhang can answer others, his specialty is playing ball.

Before entering Jiangnan University City, Song Shuhang had good athletic skills and could barely count as his personal specialty.

But obviously, that's not going to turn into a road sign —— basketball mayors, basketball masters, whatever -- that's going to make people laugh.

Therefore, such a specialty must be in the category of 'repair’.

So, what's his specialty in "fixing the truth"?

Song Shuhang began to reflect on his two months of mending experience. Although it was only two months, he seemed to have been through a lot of wonderful things. In just two months, his experience was enough to produce a series of thirty episodes.

Song Shuhang pinched his chin - he used an induction cooker to refine the quenching fluid? But it's not a specialty.

So, in practice… does he seem to be practicing fast?

No, that's because he followed the predecessors of "Jiuzhou No. 1" and encountered a lot of adventures, which led to a sudden surge in the realm. So, it's not his specialty to practice fast, he's just lucky. So, do you want to call Lucky Daoist?

It's not right. Luck or something. Who can compare to Senior White? With this as the road sign, it's very classy to get an axe feeling.

If none of this is a specialty, then you have to start with your own 'kung fu'.

Thinking of this, Song Shuhang muttered: “The words of my cultivation, boxing, knife, figure, and the power of 33 animal gods. ”

When the white man heard his muttering, his eyes lit up: “On the bright side, do you want to start with the martial arts? All you can do now is get that strange 'Flame Knife’, plus the Vajra Basic Boxing Act. So, it turns out that only Song San is the best fit for you... or Song San is also good. ”

“... why must it be Song San!” Song Shuhang already has a feeling of powerlessness about the number '3’.

If it's Song Da or Song Yi, his mother has only one child. He has no older brother, no younger sister.

“That's a good question, Song Shuhang Little Friend!” At this moment, a big horse monkey appeared behind Song Shuhang and laughed proudly.

It's Wild Knife Triple Wave.

“Why do you have to number three? Because there's a big mystery in it!” Crazy knife triple wave proud of the ocean lane.

Song Shuhang asked curiously: "Mysteries? ”

However, after asking the question, he felt some regret. He had a feeling that the answer given by Senior Mitsunami was definitely not the answer he liked.

“Ah, this is arguably my greatest mystery.” The Mad Knife triple wave struck a finger, "Because I often die unconsciously... so the number three is actually a reminder to myself! ”

“Reminder?”

So Senior Mitsunami knew he was dying a lot? Song Shuhang thought he didn't know anything about it. But in this way, Senior Mitsunami, it's "do it when you're dead"! Knowing that the law is against the law, is that a crime plus one?

'Cause, it's only three! ”The Mad Knife Three Waves is serious:“ As long as you don't kill three times in a row on one topic, you won't really die! ”

Oh, shit. Is that what you're saying?

Song Shuhang feels really up!

At this point, a heavy voice suddenly inserted the topic: “Ha-ha-ha, so Miwa Daoyou impersonated me over and over again and turned into a great horse monkey to damage my image, just because I feel like it hasn't reached the third time, so the gall is especially fat, right? ”

That voice, which belongs to Senior Su Shi A Qi, can hear how teeth are bitten.

The three waves of the knife were frightened.

When he turned his head sharply, he saw the drunk * housekeeper smiling at him.

The Housekeeper has a phone in his hand and is using hands-free mode. Su Shi A Qi's angry roar came from inside: “I must kill you, Sanwave! When I've finished what I have at hand, I'll send you to meet with the disciples of the Infinite Demons. ”

Just yell, Su Shi A Qi hung up on the other end of the phone.

Drunk * Housekeeper smiled slightly: “Oh, I was just on the phone with Ah Qi Daoyou to talk about a deal. As a result, Qi Daoyou happened to hear Sanwangdaoyou's words. Huh. ”

Laugh, the housekeeper left softly

“...” Crazy Knife Three Waves: “Bad, unconsciously, offended Ah Qi Daoyou more than three times, it's almost over! ”

Looks like the number 3 in your dojo didn't work at all. Song Shuhang spit in his heart.

The 'specialty' serial number doesn't look suitable for me.

“Cough!” The North River Scatter has acutely felt that the specialty "Dojo" is not suitable for Song Shuhang Xiao Friends either.

As a result, Northriver seniors began to introduce the naming method of other lanes: “In addition to the regional lane number and the specialty lane number, there are also some friends with special archaeological and divine beast descent, which will be used as the lane name. For example, Shinjo Shirakawa and the Snow Wolf Hole Master are all of this type. But I'm afraid this type is not suitable for book sailing buddies. ”

Song Shuhang nodded, he was just an ordinary human being... should it be an ordinary human being? So this‘ blood 'type of sermon doesn't suit him either.

“In addition to this, there is a ‘stream of consciousness'!” The North River scattered a smile, "he said.

“Stream of consciousness?” Song Shuhang repeated - he had a feeling that maybe this so-called ‘stream of consciousness' lane number was the type he wanted!

“This type of sermon is more about ‘mood’, ‘goal’, ‘ambition’, etc., some types that cannot be described in material terms.” The North River dispersed explained.

Song Shuhang: “Are there seniors in the group who are this type of dojo? ”

“Of course… such as Master Tong Xuan, his serial number, oh no, he should be called the French name, he is the Buddha Gate. His legal name is this type. In fact, Buddhist doors are usually like this, with a little Zen or something.” The North River Scatter introduced: "In addition, his legal name is the same type as Buddhist disciple's ‘Buddhist Pope' Taoist friend. Also, the Taoist's previous serial numbers are closer to this type. Like the Pure Son, the Pure Shade, the Clean Patriarch, and the Homeless Buddhist, which were popular hundreds of years ago, all belong to this‘ stream of consciousness'. In recent years, however, there have been many fewer such names. ”

That's it!

Song Shu waved hard, that's the feeling!

“Decided, I need this type of serial number.” Song Shu Hangdao.

The North River scattered with laughter: “Looks like Book and Navigation friends prefer this style of dojo. And yes, young people prefer this kind of ‘Xuanchi' coloured sermon. So, do you have any thoughts in mind? ”

Song Shuhang thought about it: “Why don't you have a good luck, Sheriff? ”

North River scattered: “…”

White honored: “…”

Crazy Knife Three Waves: "…”

”- [sic]

Oriental Fairy: “…”

“Isn't it nice to have a peaceful house?” Song Shuhang asked cautiously.

The Oriental Fairy smiled slightly: “If you want to live in peace, I recommend that you continue to use 'Book Mountain Stress', at least that sermon sounds a little Confucianist. ”

“All right.” Song Shuhang thought he didn't have the talent to take the dojo: “Why don't the seniors help me think about it and see if I can find a suitable dojo? ”

So many seniors, it's impossible for everyone to take the name 'Potato Head'? As long as there are two or three of them that sound better, and then he picks one out of the middle, his problem with the number will be solved!

Song Shuhang thought of this, suddenly praising his wits.

“Good idea, I'll register for my little friend.” The North River spreads out a little book with enthusiasm.

Meanwhile, the North River Scatter also opened the Jiuzhou 1 group and lost a text message.

[Call for a dojo, the group of online free dojos can use their own imagination to think of a suitable dojo for Song Shuhang Xiaoyu.

“Turns out it's Song San, oh... no, it should be Song Yi. The word can be capitalized, Song Yi!” The White Honored.

Song Shuhang just wanted to strongly deny it.

But the people of North River Scatter have written down the dao number of 'Song Yi' in a small book, and note: 'The White Honourable’.

“Actually, I feel that Senior White said 'Gangboxing Songsan’ is also good, very manly, but Songsan in the back can be changed, how about Gangboxing?” The Mad Knife Three Waves suggested.

“Interesting, although only two words were changed, taste improved in a flash.” The North River Scatter quickly wrote down ‘Gangboxing Man' on the book, note: Crazy Knife Three Waves.

“Then I'll recommend one too. I think ‘Huaxia Guozhejiang Province Wenzhou City Baiwhale Road Real People' is interesting, but I can make a few corrections. Sniffing White Whale... Well, sniffing off the word" White Whale Knife "or" White Whale "is good.” Oriental Fairy Road.

Song Shuhangton's eyes lit up - at least this wagon, sounded more formal: "The white whale is scattered! That's it!”

“The White Whale Knife, the scatter sounds so depressing. Because I'm called the North River Splitter, when the Dojo came out, I wasn't as cheerful as the other Dojos, believe me!” The North River is scattered, "he said.

Saying, he wrote ‘The White Whale Knife' on the little book, note: Oriental Fairy.

Song Shuhang: “…”

At this time, Bai Zunjie suggested: “Actually, one word of the dojo is also great. Song Shuhang Xiaoyu's Song character is unraveled and the word 'wood’ is taken alone. Woodward is nice. ”

“Okay, write it down first.” The North River Scatter also recorded this‘ woodworker ’.

……

Because the North River scattered people texted in the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 group’, several more seniors came to make a scene.

“I say, didn't we want to associate the Dojo with the image of a monk when we took the Dojo? If you look at Song Shuhang's current appearance and cooperate with his" Ten Thousand Mile Walking Laws of Gentlemen ", I recommend" The Knife Gentleman Kong "! Oh, no, that's not good. How about a Vajra knife?” Neither does the Creator know where he came from.

“Vajra gentleman's knife? Good, write it down first.” The North River dispersed quickly recorded.

“Brother, you're making a mistake. The book sailor finally said that he wanted to take a ‘stream of consciousness'. So, with reference to his image now, and his good use of a knife, isn't it easy to recall the classic saying," Put down the slaughter knife and stand in Buddha "? Why don't you just call me Master Slaughter?” Gu Hu Guan Zhenjun rushed over and shouted far away.

“Master Slaughter? It's a little strange, but write it down first.” The North River nodded.

Song Shuhang: “…”

Why did the abbreviation 'Drop the Slaughter' make you the Slaughter Master? The meaning has completely changed!

He's already a little skeptical, isn't his "wit" a little wrong?

“In fact, I've been thinking about the serial number of Senior Song. I thought of a very good serial number for Senior Song a long time ago.” Yoshiko Yu flew over quickly: “What about the Butterfly Island Book Mountain Master? ”

The North River scattered: “Huh, why the title of Galinghui Island? Book Sailing Boy is joining Spiritual Butterfly Island? ”

“Oh... no. When I thought about this serial number, I was thinking about pulling Senior Song into Ling Butterfly Island. Then let's call it the Book Mountain Master!” Yoshiko Yu regretted it.

Song Shuhang's eyes suddenly became wet. This lane is the most normal one for the time being.

As the North River scattered, he paddled his cell phone again, saying: “Daoyou in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group also mentioned several lane numbers. I picked a few normal notes. ”

Pick a few normal… that is, most of the senior newspapers' sermon numbers are of an abnormal kind.

“There is pressure on the Taoist Patriarch, Confucian monks, Daoist scholars, benevolent monks, these four sermons are normal.” The North River scattered replied: “I have removed all the other fruit system sermons, all sorts of sermons that do not conform to the elegance of the Book Sailing Little Friend. ”

“So, choose the right lane number?” The North River Scatter handed Song Shuhang a small book full of pages.

Song Shuhang took over the book and saw the eleven dojos from the beginning.

Which one should I choose?

Song Shuhang suddenly felt so heavy in his mind - just like his internet name 'Book Mountain Stress', he now feels stressed!

This pressure stems from the eyes of the forebears.

Song Shuhang felt that his‘ wit ’was really wrong this time.

……

……

Five minutes later.

Song Shuhang suddenly stretched out his pen and quickly ticked 11 lanes.

Finally, he chose seven out of eleven.

“Decided.” Song Shuhang looked up and smiled slightly: “My road number, that's them! ”

“They?” The North River scattered slightly.

“Yes, seven dojos!” Song Shuhang affirmed: “Seven days a week, just in time! ”