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“Don't mention Song San, we're still good friends.” Song Shuhang replied.

Senior Sanlang's ‘Things But Three’ Law, and the name Song San, is something he absolutely doesn't want to inherit.

Crazy psychiatric director: “So Song Si, Song Wu? ”

“Stop talking about it and I'll thank you very much.” Song Shuhang replied, then decisively changed the subject: “Why haven't you seen you play games online lately? ”

“When I graduate from work, I spend less time playing games.” The psychiatric director lamented: “Also, I've been working on how to change one of my old ailments lately. ”

“What's wrong?” Song Shuhang asked.

“Made me very confused.” Crazy psychiatric director says: “How can you say that... for example, when a man sees a beautiful, beautiful woman, he wants to ‘pop’ each other, right? ”

“...” Song Shuhang: “Are you a stallion, a sperm bug in the brain? ”

“For example, it's just an example!” Crazy psychiatric director responds quickly.

Song Shuhang replied: “Well, although it may be your sperm worm brain, when a man sees a beautiful woman, he creates a desire to 'snap’, which is not a big problem. ”

“But the problem is… my problem is more than that.” The mad psychiatric director sighed.

Song Shuhang replied to a question mark: “? ”

“My problem is that when I had a desire in my head to ‘snap’ each other, I had to rush up and snap her.” The psychiatric director was emotional.

“...” Song Shuhang: “Can I call the police? Uncle 110, it's this pervert upstairs. It's horrible. Arrest him! ”

“So I said, I'm an analogy, an analogy!” Psychiatric hospital director.

Song Shuhang: “I would use such a perverted and horrible comparison, it would be better to call the police. ”

“STOP! Stop talking about the 110 call, we're still good friends.” The psychiatric director was helpless.

Song Shuhang: “2333 (laughs). ”

“Besides, I'd really like to change this‘ I can't help it 'thing.” The psychiatric director lamented.

“Two solutions.” Song Shuhang suggested: “One is by strong will! ”

Psychiatric director: “If the will helps, I won't have to be so stubborn. ”

“The second way is to castrate you! Isolate the source of your desire so that you don't have the tools to do it. Ha-ha-ha.” Song Shuhang didn't mean it well.

Psychiatric director: "…”

But a moment later, he replied very seriously: "Perhaps that's a really good idea. ”

Song Shuhang is speechless this time.

“Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!” Song Shuhang hastily said: “I don't want to be Huaxia's last eunuch because of one of my words! ”

“Fuck off, who said I was going to be a eunuch? I'm just saying that perhaps addressing that impulse of 'no choice' from the source would be a solution.” Psychiatric director: “Okay, let's not talk about it. My predecessor called me. After work, it was such a hassle. I always had to. ”

“Go, go, go.” Song Shuhang laughed.

……

……

In the open sea, on a small boat, crowded with twenty men.

It was that boat that captured the demons.

Among them, a young demon grabbed his cell phone and mumbled: “Solve it from the source… But how do you cut it off if you catch a demon with the urge to jump on it? ”

“What are you talking about?” The awesome captain of the demon hunting squad smiled and shot the young demon hunting man hard.

“Nothing, but Captain, we've been robbed of the demon cord this time. Are you sure it's okay?” Asked the young shemale capturer.

“Rest assured, the district is just a straitjacket. And ~ ~ bind the demon cord to become the coordinates, so that we can lock the location of that demon just now.” Squad Leader Shakes Fist: “One day, we'll crack it down on the seal! ”

The young capturing shemale smoked in the mouth.

Song Shuhang put away his cell phone, washed it, and told Xiao Monk to wake up.

“Good morning, Brother Book Navigator.” The little monk rubbed his eyes.

“Wash up and have breakfast later. Then, practice and early classes don't forget.” Song Shuhang smiled.

“Mm-hmm.” Little monk flipped up and ran to wash. Recently, he has been with Song Shuhang, assisted by ‘Enlightenment Dao Shi’, cultivating at a speed of 1,000 miles a day.

Fish delicately jumped up the window and landed on Song Shuhang's shoulder. Enlightenment stone was equally effective for her, so she has recently become more and more fond of being near Song Shuhang.

“When can we reach Warsaw?” The fish asked delicately.

Song Shu Hangdao: “I don't know, but this cruise ship was modified by Qisheng Qian seniors and should be faster than a regular cruise ship. ”

“Hurry back to Huaxia, and we'll go get the author and write a movie script.” The fish was delicate and excited.

Song Shuhang laughed: “Ha ha, good. ”

Saying, Book Sail looked at several items on the nightstand - exactly what had been stripped from the 'black man'.

He reached out and grabbed the big gold chain, and the more he looked at it, the more it felt like a gold-plated dog chain!

“Right, right. Book Sailing, did you succeed yesterday?” Fish asked, "Does she remember Song Shuhang feeding blood to the black man and then dreaming about it in his sleep?

“Failed, that glass of blood was released for nothing.” Song Shuhang was depressed. Instead of ‘dreaming’ of success, he dreamed that he had become a horse.

Fishy: “Shall we torture the black man again today? ”

“Well, well... let's find Senior Feng and see if he can find a way to get some information from the black population.” Song Shu Hangdao.

……

……

After breakfast, the little monk went to practice breakfast class.

Song Shuhang did not disturb Prince Feng, who was still sitting in training. He could only wait for his predecessor to finish training before torturing the black man.

Now, Song Shuhang and several roommates are lying on top of the cruise ship in the sun.

“Though the holiday island plan has fallen short, the tour was an unexpected stimulus.” Tuba exclaims - plane crashes, native island wildlings learning Chinese characters, followed by super luxury cruises, make life extraordinarily fulfilling.

Ko was lying with his girlfriend, Lazy Yang: “At this time, I would feel very happy if none of you electric lights were here. ”

“Ah haha... but I wanted to date that Miss Lu's plan, but I never had a chance to implement it.” Zhuge Zhongyang Dao. The purpose of this trip was to get him to ask the Lu girl out, but I didn't expect so much to happen along the way.

Song Shuhang turned his head and laughed: “The cruise ship arrives in Huaxia in a few days, you can hurry to ask Miss Lu's. ”

“Good idea." Zhuge Zhongyang pinched his chin, and then he pulled Ko to plan an appointment.

Kocoum turned a white eye viciously against Song Shuhang.

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……

Song Shuhang stretched his lazy waist and played with the gold chain in his hand. This chain must have something to do with the 'Thirty-Three Beasts', but how do we unlock the secret of the chain?

Want to try a blood drop?

Or burning, flooding, burying?

“Book Sailing, when did you get such a thick gold chain?” On one side, Tupo saw the chain in Song Shu's navigator, laughing. When did Song Shuhang's taste become so strange, he actually bought this big gold dog chain?

“Did you get it yesterday?” Song Shuhang plays funny.

“Hmm... perfect for you!” Tubor, hey, smile. "Why don't you put it on? It always feels fun if you wear it. ”

“Put it on?” Song Shuhang thought about this gold chain.

I haven't even tried it on myself since I got it. Because the chain looks a bit like a file, it feels ugly to wear.

After thinking about it, Song Shuhang first quietly used his pinky finger to move the fish in his hair delicate.

And then he carefully put this gold chain around his neck —— maybe wearing it is the way to unlock the secret?

However, it is risky to have something to do with a ‘monk' and put it around your neck at will.

So, in order to prevent accidents, he also asked the fish for help and attention. Once this gold chain is odd, fish delicacies can help at any time.

Put on the gold chain.

Regrettably, however, there has been no response.

Song Shuhang's heart was relieved, but slightly disappointed.

“Pfft!” said Tobo, laughing. “You're wearing it. ”

“Doesn't it look good?” Song Shuhang picked his eyebrows.

Tubor: "It doesn't suit you at all! I feel like I have to wait 10 laps for you to get fat and maybe match it. ”

“That's unfortunate. I don't think I can even get fat now.” Song Shuhang reached out and prepared to remove this gold chain.

Just as Song Shuhang grabbed the gold chain and took it off, he lifted it to the same level as his eyes... all of a sudden, his movements were stiff.

Looking at the gold chain from this angle, the beast pattern on the chain reflects a faint glow in the sunlight.

The light on the pattern seems to have the ability to hypnotize, making it impossible to look away. And if you look at the pattern, you feel that the whole human mind will be attracted to it.

It's a familiar feeling.

In the beginning, when I watched the secret book of Vajra Basic Fist, it was like this!

With the cooperation between the pattern and text, it is combined into low-level illusion to achieve the purpose of power transmission.

And the pattern on this gold chain, with sunlight and special angles, also creates a simple illusion. However, Song Shuhang's mental strength is strong now, and will not be affected by this illusion easily.

Interesting!

Song Shuhang's mouth rose, he removed the gold chain and shot Tubo hard: “Tubo, thank you. When I get back to Huaxia, I'll buy you a big meal. Don't ask me for anything! ”

Then he grabbed the gold chain and swung back to his room.

Just the dirt wave behind you, a fog.