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Chapter 588: Put Me Down! It's pissing!
Song Shuhang: “Wait, can Master Ye sign a ghost contract? ”
“Well, yes.” Lord Chukou replied, "You don't have to be surprised. After all, Yas is more physically inclined to spiritual ghosts. ”
Song Shuhang panicked.
This is a big problem... also means that one day, Master Ye will sign a contract with someone else like a ghost?
In that case, if he continues to fall in love with Ye Sister, and suddenly Yas signs a ghost contract with someone else, what will he do with Ye Sister?
Will every date be remotely sensed by a bright electric light gun through the Ghost Deed?
If the other is a woman, fine.
If the other party is a man... in the future, if he and Ye Sister become ‘double cultivated monks’, will the man who signed the spirit ghost contract with Ye Sister feel the same way?
Super scary.
No, Master Ye will never sign a ghost contract with anyone else if he becomes a double cultivator! Even if the other person is a woman, it's impossible.
But here's the problem... the spirit ghost contract can be signed!
If the other party is particularly strong, you can force Master Ye to sign a ghost contract. Even the covenant between Song Shuhang himself and the spiritual ghost was signed after subjugating the spiritual ghost.
In other words, could his first love be abducted at any time by a contract?
This is desperate.
In this way, it would be too dangerous to take Master Ye out of Bishuikou.
Because of this desperate horror, Song Shuhang suddenly woke up from the dream.
Tuesday, 6 August
Song Shuhang woke up and found himself lying on the floor of the Yunchong Palace because the position of the party was a bit unwieldy and his neck was sore.
“How long have you been asleep?” Book navigation muttered, as the time on his phone and watch became inaccurate after going through the ‘underground' of Time City.
Master Chu's room also had no timing tools and did not know how long it had passed.
Song Shuhang looked at Master Chu and Master Ye in bed and sighed softly.
Master Ye's physique is a big problem.
Normal spiritual ghosts may not attract the attention of powerful brothers... but Master Ye is very special and is already in the realm of five qualities. It's more precious than 'high-ranking ghosts’.
Even if the seven dignitaries and even the eight Pinxuan Saints met Master Ye, if they did not have spiritual ghosts themselves, they would not mind giving her a ‘forced contract’ as a gift.
If he doesn't solve this problem, he won't dare to take Master Ye away from Bishui.
His first love, is he going to turn into a strange love?
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With a bitter smile, Song Shuhang gently withdrew from Yunchong - Master Ye and Master Chu looked like they still had time to sleep. Shuhang was embarrassed to stay in Yunchong and watch the two beauties sleep.
So, where do we go first?
By the way, you need to find Li Yinzhu first.
After entering Bishui Pavilion, Li Yinzhu fell asleep because of a cold attack. I don't know how she is now?
When the little girl came out of the ice, she became particularly attached to herself, almost inseparably. If she wakes up and finds out she's not around, will she panic?
Thus, Song Shuhang soon left the attic of Yunchong Pavilion and arrived at the entrance of Yunchong Pavilion.
Suddenly, a stone column crystal tower rose to the side as Book Sail stepped into the 'Cloud Gate Entrance' area.
Song Shuhang: “? ”
Wait, this looks like a security system, right?
Why is Cloud Palace's defense system activated? He came out of the clouds!
Is this defensive system, when he's black in Bishui Pavilion?
Song Shuhang stood still, his legs stretched, and he jumped backwards - since it was a defensive system, he jumped back into the Yunchong Cabinet, should it be okay?
However, just as Song Shuhang jumped backwards, a large mesh suddenly appeared in the void, holding him in his arms.
The next moment, ten more chains were fired from the stone column crystal towers, tying Song Shuhang into the ‘large’ shape and hanging high at the entrance of the Yunchong Cabinet.
This hanging position is a disgrace.
“Don't.” Song Shuhang called, his instincts struggled a few times.
But with the cultivation of the Second Class Brothers in his district, how can you earn the defense system arranged by Master Chu?
The more he struggled, the tighter he tied his chain.
Originally stretched out in a 'large’ shape, he was stretched tighter and tighter. Now he's almost in a 'dirt' shape. His legs are already stretched into a horse!
Had it not been for his tremendously improved health and excellent flexibility during this period, this standard horse would have directly stunned him.
“It hurts. It hurts. My legs are cramping.” Song Shuhang wants no tears: “Lord Chu, wake up. It's me, I'm not an intruder, please put me down. ”
But is it not so easy for the sleeping lord of the Chukou to wake up?
More importantly, as a "restricted area" of Bishui Pavilion, ordinary disciples throughout the Pavilion would not have come into this "restricted area" if they were okay.
No one can hear him scream.
Book sailing is good.
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At this time, a cold breeze from somewhere blew through, Song Shuhang hit a cold tremor.
The legs of a horse are sour.
Not only that, Song Shuhang feels that his bladder is gaining a little -- he wants to pee a little.
It's amazing to pee on something like that, when you don't care about it, sometimes it lasts a long time. But when you start to care about it, you start to feel more and more serious, and the more you care, the more intolerable you feel.
His face grew pale.
It's getting worse.
“Help me, help me ~ whoever it is, help me.” Song Shuhang opened his voice and shouted.
He doesn't want to make a scene where he gets hung up as a horse and pisses his pants.
“Lord Chu, wake up. Master Ye, Master Ye, wake up. ”
“Whoever it is, put me down. ”
“Put me down or I'll pee in front of your cabinet. I'll do it! ”
“Somebody, somebody! ”
“Damn, Master Chu's bedroom doesn't have a soundproofing boundary, does it? ”
Shouting, Song Shuhang was exhausted and his voice became impotent.
Ah, despair, total despair of this malicious world.
I can't. I'm gonna pee.
Move your attention and think about something else.
By the way, in the previous martial arts novels, when the protagonist is drunk, he can also use his strength to push out alcohol. Well, can I push the piss out?
Perhaps it's a good idea. I've opened up Dantian in my body. There are still a few more! Now I'm much stronger than the warrior in the Martial Arts novel, I'm sure I can do it...
How dare you!
Do you have to pee on this thing? Just pee your pants, okay?
No, distract, distract.
By the way, I can meditate on the Tibetan Soul Way. Read it more often, and my understanding of the art of "transcendence" will be deeper.
So Song Shuhang began to meditate on the "Tibetan Soul Way" and diverted his attention.
Does it really seem useful?
Read it a few more times.
Wait a minute, the distraction is too negative. I should be proactive —— maybe I could try to identify this chain with an "appraisal technique" to see if there's a way to solve it?
After all, one's "appraisal technique" is powerful in some ways. Although he still wears the 'Wooden Bull Swordsman's Heart Glove’, district gloves must not be able to block the appraisal technique.
Try it, a little bit of blood at best —— the blood thing, you get used to spraying it.
“Identify me!” Song Shuhang shouted.
Unfortunately, the appraisal method was not activated - although there is a small chance of triggering the appraisal method next to the glove, the probability is too small.
Ah, no.
When I get excited, I want to pee more.
Or piss... nobody sees it here anyway.
No, no, no, no.
How could I give up so easily?
In the bullshit "Diary of the Suffering of the High Monk", the high monk can overcome even the most poisonous with willpower.
I'll show you how to get over it.
Now is the time to test how powerful your will is.
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Just when Song Shuhang had to overcome all the difficulties with his strong willpower... all of a sudden he felt a comfortable coolness in his spine.
It's a sense of acidity when you bend over for a long time and straighten your back.
At the same time, his body and spirit ghost contract script were slightly bright.
What happened to the ghost?
Because the man borrowed the power of the 'Spirit Ghost' and shielded Song Shuhang from the 'sensation’ between the Spirit Ghost with a powerful amount of power, Song Shuhang could not know what the Spirit Ghost had been through.
However, based on the relationship between the deeds, Song Shuhang speculated on the current state of the spiritual ghost - the spiritual ghost is evolving!
His spiritual ghosts had the opportunity to evolve into ‘high-ranking spiritual ghosts', but the odds were low, saying that they would not be able to complete their evolution for the rest of their lives.
And now, his spiritual ghosts are evolving, evolving into the realm of high-ranking spiritual ghosts.
No, to be precise, his spiritual ghost is almost finished with evolution! The evolutionary process has reached the end stage, so the contractual script in his body changes.
And with the evolution of the spiritual ghost, Song Shuhang's Qi Haidantian, Dragontail Dantian, Dragonclaw Dantian's real Qi began to flourish and overflow.
During this time, Song Shuhang took several more 'Spiritual Beast Crystals’, and the body's true qi was nearly saturated.
Now, without Song Shuhang's deliberate control, the real qi inside began to hit the fourth Dantian [Dragon Torso Dantian]!
An unparalleled pleasure filled Song Shuhang's body.
“Ahhh, not good. If you get so comfortable, you can't help it.” Song Shuhang's eyes were slightly wet.
Even worse, Song Shuhang's body vibrated independently as his inner Qi began to impinge on the 'Dragon Body Dantian' level.
And the vibration of his body tightened the chain that locked him.
If this continues, the word horse will become a U-shaped horse.