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[2-in-1 verse, 6,000 words. Together!

Song Shuhangping said slowly: “I thought I was just going to make a little movie, I don't need a script or anything, I can make it as interesting as I want... But my friend said that, I feel she has a point. Plus, my friend also recommended it to me to help me find an author who could write a movie script and make sure I get an interesting story back. So I agreed. ”

When I heard about it, Ko touched his face and the corner of his mouth was already slightly twitchy.

“Later in the day, I suddenly had something to do, I was going a long way... so looking for the author who could write interesting stories gave me all the power to my reliable friend, and I didn't get involved in it.” Song Shuhang said.

Ko: “…” He felt his face twisted a little.

“Ha-ha-ha, look at your face. You've figured it out, haven't you? That's right, that reliable friend of mine, her name is Fish Petite, and in a way, she's a really cute girl.” Song Shuhang said, thumbs up against a certain Gao - the delicate mother of the fish is so pretty, once the delicacy is promoted to the fifth grade, the appearance is certainly not bad. From the perspective of the ‘future', she must be lovely and beautiful.

Gao has some stomach aches: “Then, the guy caught by the delicate fish girl shut down the cabin, writing 20,000 words every day, can't write it out and won't feed him, super unfortunate guy, isn't it called Gao!! ”

“Yes, it's a novel! Great thinking.” Song Shuhang smashed his ass.

But obviously, this ass is on the leg of a horse.

“So the reason I got caught shutting down the little black house, sleeping all night long, trying so hard to spell -- is you, Book Sailing, suddenly wanting to make a movie?” Ko touched his chest, and this motion allowed his heart to beat slightly more slowly.

Song Shuhang definitely said: “That's right, that's it. ”

Gao a certain bite of the tooth canal: “Book voyage. ”

“Yes.” Song Shuhang warned, “Someone, we agreed beforehand, everything was just an accident. This is an interesting joke from the Fate God. I explained it to you a little bit, so don't flip your face. ”

“Rest assured, our friendly little boat is forbidden to make a big wind wave that will not be turned upside down.” Ko's got teeth: “Come here! ”

“Do what.” Song Shu Hangdao.

“Come here, promise not to kill you!” Ko held his fist, at this time he had only one impulse - he let Song Shuhang know what "friendship" iron fist sanctions! Don't worry, it'll hurt!

“Never.” Song Shuhang hey, smile, said: “And now you can't beat me. ”

“Don't think you're a little taller, you're invincible. Come here and let you taste the iron fist of my friendship.” Higher than some low-pitched roar.

“I'm not just a little taller.” Song Shuhang revealed a standard six-tooth smile, then he reached up and lifted his top, revealing a figure like a marble carving.

Every muscle, organized. Not as fat as a bodybuilder, but every muscle is full of explosive force. Song Shuhang only slightly vigorously, all over his body, every muscle mobilized, full of violent aesthetics.

“Fuck.” Kocoum's eyes widened - your grandfather, clearly a few days before the holiday, Song Shuhang still had a slight belly. And for over three months, how did this brilliant muscle come out?

Even a muscle needle doesn't grow like this.

“Heh heh.” Song Shuhang poses as a fitness athlete: “See, from my muscles, I am full. Now you can't beat me. ”

Kocoum bit his teeth: “Psst, I don't care. You're not allowed to fight back. Let me smoke you out. ”

“Dreams, no doors, no windows!” Song Shuhang hey hey smile: “I'm not a masochist. ”

“Ahhh, I'll make a hole in the wall myself. Watch the trick, Book Hang gave me death.” Gao one of his hands held on the table, his body jumped, his legs turned into scissors and his feet cut to Song Shuhang - Gao one of the previous practice!

But he jumped half the way, and the other leg was hooked along the table... the table with the boss chair is also huge.

A 'bang' sounded, and Gao lost his balance and fell to the ground.

Song Shuhang: “…”

Looks painful.

“Are you okay?” He squatted next to someone high and asked.

“What do you think?” Someone raised his head, covered his nose, and his orbit was wet, "he grumbled.“ I was just trying to pull your ‘best friend' over and walk me through the little black house. But in the end, Thelma, you're the one who put me behind the shack. We're friends! ”

Song Shuhang laughed: “Why should we be so friendly? Didn't you say our friendship could withstand the big wind? ”

“It's leaking, isn't it? It's leaking. It'll sink!” Kocoum turned a white eye.

“Well, then sink.” Song Shuhang reached out and pulled someone from the ground.

At some point, Gao felt himself pulled from the ground by an irresistible force. Comparison of forces between the two sides, as if the baby could not escape the power of adults!

Ko's got some grinning teeth: "Holy shit, Book Sailing, what have you been eating lately? Too much strength, huh? ”

"Well, I've really been through a lot lately. It's hard to say. ”

“Opportunity, watch the move!” In the middle of the conversation, Ko's leg suddenly swept out, the angle drilled, and swept towards Song Shuhang's calf leg - Ko practiced martial arts some time ago. Although it has been abandoned for many years, there are still some bottoms.

When!!

The next moment, Ko's eyes were about to stare out of his orbit. His leg just now felt like it was sweeping on a pole. Bounce back, it hurts so bad.

“Dirty, Book Sailing, you put a plate in your pants! It's really friendly!” In order not to wake up her girlfriend budding clothes, Gao's grinning teeth are painful and truly painful words.

Song Shuhang: “…”

He quietly pulled up his pants legs, revealing the same muscularly organized calves. And then he smiled with an unbeaten smile: "So, I didn't put the iron plate on, you see, it was full of muscle in my thighs. ”

“You bastard, have you practiced the Golden Bell cover?” Kocoum rubbed his own leg - he had a lot of jokes about that leg earlier, his leg wasn't strong enough, even so, it still hurts.

“So... now, how many more kicks do you want to put out the fire? I feel like I can't hide.” Song Shuhang blinked - when people kick your left leg, you have to hand your right leg up to make people kick, so you will be very happy ~ ~

“Kick your sister.” Kocoum turned a white eye.

He climbed back into the boss's chair, then thought about it and suddenly laughed softly.

There are some things in the world that are so coincidental. When many little coincidences are connected, unexpected things happen.

Song Shuhang sat down in front of Ko again and said: "I'm sorry, but it was an accident, and I had no idea that you would be the author of the delicate fish. Besides, I asked you if you were writing a novel, and you said you weren't. So, it's your responsibility too. ”

Kocoum turned a white eye - writing a novel is his private little secret, how can you tell someone you know?

“Well, I told the fish to stop shutting your little black house, so you can just play here for a few days.” Song Shuhang continued.

Fish on the shoulders of Book Sailing claws up against Book Sailing - not turning a cabin high means she won't be able to see another 20,000 words of updates a day.

Ko continues to roll his eyes - if you ever shut my little black house again, I'll fight you!

“But somehow, are you interested in writing a movie script?” Song Shuhang asked again - if Ko doesn't want to write, they have to find someone else to write.

“Write, why not? Just make me and Mei some honeymoon change.” Gao's hatred - before that, the fish was delicate, but he was promised the cost of writing a movie script, and the price was not low.

Then Gao added: “And I have a request. ”

Song Shuhang Haomai said: “What requirements? You're welcome. ”

Kocoum said seriously: “I will also play a role then. ”

“There's no problem with this, just bring Tubo and Yang De with you.” Song Shuhang nodded - the more movie actors the more lively. All you need to do is keep your predecessors' attention in the middle of a play, and don't scare them.

“Then it's settled. I tried my best to think of an interesting story to tell.” Gao some way.

“Can future Sci-Fi and Immortal Man not?” Song Shuhang probed.

Mr. Gao: “…"

Even if he is an outsider, science fiction needs computer special effects technology, Song Shuhang wants to make small movies, science fiction, want to make 50 cents?

And the Immortal Man, too, needs a lot of special effects.

Song Shuhang whispered, “Can't you? ”

“No problem, it's just Sci-Fi plus Immortal... I'll write it to you.” Gao a certain bite of the tooth canal.

“By the way, Gao, remember the hero is handsome and immortal.” Song Shuhang added - after all, Senior Bai played the lead role.

“No problem." Gao smiled.

- See how he abuses the main character then.

Gao Want to play the part himself, the lead actor will always be the opponent, the protagonist of the abuse over and over again die and live. To avenge yourself with this arrow!

Well, in Gao's opinion, Song Shuhang must be the main character himself.

At the same time, the other side.

Over the area of Gangnam.

A young man with a good face stood in the building of a building in the Gangnam area, enjoying the night breeze.

The teenager had short black hair and the whole person was very spiritual.

If Song Shuhang were here, he would definitely be forced to see this man. Because this face and kind young man, is exactly what Song Shuhang looks like.

Not only the appearance, but also the breath and behavior of Song Shuhang are the same!

But this man is not Song Shuhang's spirit ghost.

“Finally got rid of Brother Pharmacist, Brother Pharmacist is really difficult to get involved, he secretly put so many tracking powders on me. If it was someone else, I would have accidentally met Brother Pharmacist. Unfortunately, it's me against.” This‘ Song Shuhang 'is proud of Yangtze Road.

“Where do we go next? The Earth has been too dangerous lately, so let's go hide in space.” The ‘Song Shuhang' muttered.

By the way, you have to look at 'hostility' first. He pulled out a strange phone and swayed it a few times.

Jiuzhou No. 1 group.

Su Shi A Qi: “Brother Pharmacist, what are your coordinates now? I came to you with a big horse monkey... Tonight, we eat monkey brains! ”

Crazy Knife Three-wave: "... what, Ah Qi Daoyou, eating monkey brains is evil! Treasure the monkey. ”

Su Shiqi: “Boo! I'll chop off the head of the monkey. Don't give me that crap. ”

Crazy Knife Three Waves: "…”

About a minute apart, the pharmacist looks up and says, "Coordinates I send you. Besides, bronze gossip, ran away. ”

Su Shiqi: “Quick escape. ”

Lord Qisheng Fu: “In the character of a bronze gossip minister, you know that so many friends want to talk to him, you must want to run. Did you leave something on him for tracking, Mr. Pharmacist? ”

“Left it, a lot, but it was erased.” The pharmacist replied briefly.

Dear Feng: “When did the bronze gossip run? How long has it been? ”

The pharmacist replied: "Two hours ago, half an hour ago, the powder on his body was wiped off. The last place to disappear, in the coastal area. ”

"“ After such a long time, he must have gone abroad. ”

Guo Da: “[Cute puppy's head expression]”

Guo Da: “[Rubbing the dog's face upstairs]”

Baoyang Guo Da: “In the character of a bronze gossip buddy, since he has already run away, it must be hard to find. As long as he's easy to look at, there's no place to look. ”

Many Daoists who want to talk about bronze gossip are sorry for a while.

At this point, the pharmacist added, "But I still have a pill in him. It's almost time to activate automatically. Once activated, you can weaken the bronze gossip buddies in a short time. Maybe we can find him while we can. ”

The ‘Song Shuhang' in the Jiangnan District Building had a proud smile on his mouth - the coastal area was just his obstacle.

Hmm, trying to find me, dreaming.

Even if I am weak, my masquerade effect will not be reduced by a single point!

Now I, Song Shuhang Xiao Friend, no one can recognize it!

Yes, this‘ Song Shuhang ’was easily made by the Bronze Gossip Immortal.

At this point, the North River scattered: “Copper gossip can't escape, I promise! By the way, is there a Daoist in space recently... contact me. I'll give you a few coordinates. By my guess, that black gossip guy might be flying into space right now. Space is vaster and safer than Earth. My coordinates are where he's most likely to go into space. ”

Prince Feng: “Hokkaido, what you said in the crowd, bronze gossip will also see. ”

“No problem, I just want him to see it. I'm sure he's definitely flying into space right now, and as soon as he gets into space, I'm half sure I'll intercept him. Then, hum.” The North River sent a grinning look —— let the copper gossip guy, it's better to see the news.

It would be even better if they chose to stay on Earth because of this message. The size of space makes it even harder to catch each other if you really want to escape into space. If you stay on Earth, you'll always have a chance to find him.

And if the bronze gossip is still going to space, the message just sent by the North River can at least scare him! Let the black gossip beat.

As soon as the North River scattered, several Daoists appeared in the group and said they were on their way to space.

Then, the North River dispersed into a private conversation mode.

……

……

Jiangnan District Building, ‘Song Shuhang’ mouth corner twitch.

It's true that the North River is scattered, his old counterpart - the one who knows you best is often your enemy.

I was about to escape into space, and the other person guessed. The North River is a worm in his stomach.

The bronze gossip fairy sighed silently, touched the turtle shell, and was ready to reckon with herself - if it were Greater Italy, find a place on Earth to shrink.

If the future is dangerous, he will fly happily.

Ah ~ I can't help it, after all, he's a black gossip!

I know I'm a black gossip, so sad.

The copper plate is thrown out of the shell of the tortoise, and the copper gossip fairy looks at the gossip and counts.

Sign! Hongyun is in charge!

That's not good. Looks like the cosmic journey is a lot of disaster.

Maybe the guy in the North River really laid out a web of heaven and earth, waiting to throw himself into it.

“Huh, is there no hiding place for me? How can you find me when I change my face and chaos is in the crowd?” The copper gossip fairy snorted - even he could easily be a little animal.

But the North River is scattered, he remembers. When the Forbidden Peak War comes, make sure to show the North River dispersed people.

Thinking about it, the Bronze Gossip Fairy took the tortoise shell and jumped gently between the buildings.

Whoa!

At this time, a blade of light flew towards his position in the distance.

On the sword, there was a fairy in a red skirt. The fairy is looking serious, while closing her eyes and sensing something.

Soon, the fairy saw a bronze gossip fairy like Song Shuhang.

“Found you, Book Sailing buddy!” With a smile on her face, the fairy landed in front of the bronze gossip fairy.

The bronze gossip fairy smiled bitterly in her heart and came as she feared. I just tried to hide from the ‘Jiuzhou Group 1', but I didn't expect to meet one.

The visitors are the Fluorescent Fairies of Jiuzhou No. 1 group, cultivating the skills and ‘suction, stress’ related special faculty monks. She is a fairy with a very good personality and a very good conversation.

But sometimes she drills horn tips on strange issues. She was stubborn and stubborn behind the tip of the horn.

The bronze gossip fairy tried to squeeze out a smile and pretend to be a book sailing buddy: “Good evening, fairy. ”

“Well, Book Sailing Little Friend. I'm in a hurry, we're out of bullshit.” The Fluorescent Fairy said, reaching between her waists to solve it.

Between her waist, she unraveled a beaded silk scarf for decoration.

Then, in the questionable gaze of the bronze gossip fairy, the Fluorescent fairy tied the scarf to his waist.

The Bronze Fairy Master has no idea, Fairy. What the hell is this plane?

“Do you have any more?” The Fluorescent Fairy asked softly.

Song Shuhang nodded in disguise: “A little bit more. ”

The Fluorescent Fairy explained: "That's good. Explain that this scarf of mine is part of my coat of honor and can provide you with the same defense as a suit of space to prevent you from getting hurt in space. ”

Space suit? Avoid harm? What the hell is this? Why do I have a bad feeling?

The copper gossip fairy had snuck out of the pharmacist before, so he did not see the chat record of the "Jiuzhou No. 1 group" where the Fluorescent fairy was sending Song Shuhang back to the universe.

He only learned in the chat record later that Song Shuhang Xiao had returned from the universe.

So he handsomely disguised himself as a little friend, sneaking around in Gangnam area.

“So, Sailing Little Friend, have a good trip. I'll see you in a month.” The Fluorescent Fairy said, branding several French seals on the Bronze Gossip Fairy.

Because there was no time to prepare the 'space bin’ this time, the Fluorescent Fairy sealed enough power on his silk scarf. This layer of spiritual power creates a protective layer that protects your friends from harm as they pass through the atmosphere.

The Bronze Gossip Fairy is all over the place. You're not trying to send me into space, are you? Don't be so cruel!

“Fire!” Fluorescent Fairy sank.

Next moment, the bronze gossip fairy rises like a flame and goes straight into the clouds!

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah.” The bronze fairy made a tragic cry.

It's space, Fluorescent Fairy really wants to send him up to heaven.

Unknown, the bronze gossip fairy feels so sad. He is now poisoned by the pharmacist and for a short time is still weak. He has no strength to escape from the revulsion spell of the Fluorescent Fairy.

He could only watch himself go into space and disappear.

- Damn, why do I suddenly have to look like a book-saving friend today?

“I'm not going to space.” The screams of the bronze fairy echo in the sky - is that the ‘sign’ gossip just now?

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……

Below, Flowing Firefly Fairy Fiber hands over the eyes, eyes to ‘Song Shuhang Xiaoyou’ gradually distant.

“Well, it's the right thing to do to send your book sailing buddies back into space. I feel much more comfortable.” Fluorescent Fairy - In addition to the symptoms of the tip of the diamond horn, the Fluorescent Fairy also has a slight obsessive disorder.

Just think of Song Shuhang's ‘30 Days' Space Tour, it didn't meet the target, it's still more than 20 days away, the Fluorescent Fairy's heart is infarcted, old uncomfortable.

But it's good now.

The Fluorescent Fairy opened the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 group' and sent a message: "Song Shuhang Xiaobao has been sent into space again and has left a magic mark on him. After a month, there is a Daoist in space who can bring him back on his way. Or I'll pull him down then. ”

The North River is scattered: “Thank you, Fairy.” Book sailing buddy, hard work too.

Fluorescent Fairy: “This is my deal with the White Honored One, and I should do it. ”

At this time, Song Shuhang, who was talking to Ko, took out his phone and saw the news, the whole thing was forced.

Am I being sent back into space? When did this happen?

If I've been sent back into space, who am I now sitting in front of someone named Gao?