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Chapter 711: Blue Haired Senior Pulled Out a Turtle Shell
Insert, I forgot to use the 'phantom brooch'. Song Shuhang's heart is not good.
He can imagine how impatient Tubo felt when he saw his body exaggerated to exploding muscles...
No, it should be said how grumpy the mood is. Recently, the state advocated civilized language, saying that without compulsion, civilized you and me and him.
So now... how does he explain his muscles to his best friend?
Honestly? Don't joke! If he told Tubo that the muscles in his body were spitting silk, cocooning, and then coming out of the cocoon, and growing muscles, Tubo would definitely suspect that his nerves were in the wrong line.
Perhaps he could dump this pot at the XXXX Health Products Company?
- Since I took that new medicine from the XXXX Health Products Company, my back is not sour, my legs are not sore, the whole person is strong enough to go up to the 30th floor in one breath. After a month of eating, this muscle grew within a month?
It's not right, it's not right.
Just as Song Shuhang tangled, the voice of the Oriental Six Fairies came from behind: “Shuhang, what are you still wearing that muscle prop for? Isn't it hot? Why don't you take it off?” In the talking room, the Oriental Six Fairies blinked at Song Shuhang.
“Ha ha, because Tubo was knocking on the door, so I ran over to open the door and forgot to take off this prop.” Song Shuhang laughed.
- Oriental Six Fairies, well done.
[Was it a movie prop muscle? No wonder it looks so weird.] Earthwave nodded darkly.
But the next moment, he suddenly felt something was wrong.
He stared at the Oriental Six Fairies behind Song Shuhang.
Oriental Six Fairies belongs to a high profile beauty, plus she practiced "Tenjin Nine Dances", she is good at dancing, so her body line is perfect.
The important thing is -- this beautiful sister, why is she still in Song Shuhang's room in the middle of the night?
Are we going to turn on dog abuse again? Single Wang is also Wang, please love Wang!
Before Tubo's emotion was over, Song Shuhang's room stepped out of another girl - this time a mature older sister type beauty. It was the fish that fantasized about her mother: "Book voyage, you come here, I'll help you take off this prop muscle suit. ”
“Okay, thanks.” Song Shuhang rushed to the fish's delicacy: “Tubo, wait for me, I will remove this prop first. ”
“Okay... okay.” Earthwave nodded.
Two girls? Is this dog-battering?
A moment later, Song Shuhang, illusioned in his normal size, went out with Tubo and wandered along the road of the resort hill.
On the way, Tubor couldn't help but ask, "Book voyage, what is your relationship with the delicate fish girl and the Oriental girl? ”
“Ordinary friendship, not as complicated as you think, just came to try props at night.” Song Shuhang laughed: “Instead, you said you were abused? What's going on here? ”
“Well, yeah, single dogs can't hurt.” Tubo exclaimed: “You remember the other day, I was helping my second grade cousin write her summer homework. ”
“Well, that's impressive.” Song Shuhang nodded - impressed by the book "Cold Summer Homework - Second Grade - Language" that Tubo was writing at the time.
Tubo exclaimed: "Today, the kid asked me to help him write his summer homework again... I was wondering if I had already written his summer homework with you. ’And then you know what he said? He said,' This time I asked you to help me write my girlfriend's summer homework. She's in fourth grade, and I can't really write her homework. So I can only ask you to help me again. 'I wanted to wrestle my phone. ”
The way this little guy abuses dogs is particularly novel and fresh and natural.
“Then suddenly I couldn't sleep, so I wanted to come out and talk to you and relieve my broken heart. At first I wanted to find Yang De the guy, but he slept too dead to wake up. Gao, one of the winners of life, forget it, so you can only find Book and Navigation.” Tuba continues.
Song Shuhang laughed: “Hahahahaha.”... he sort of understood that dog abuse or something was just an excuse. Tubor couldn't sleep, so he wanted someone to walk with him.
“By the way, Book Sailing, you've always been mysterious lately, haven't you been secretly having a girlfriend?” Tubo asked.
Looking back, it seemed that Song Shuhang had become weird since the end of the last semester. He is often missing at night and often not seen during lunch breaks.
And there are a lot of weird friends around Book and Navigation.
For example, the trench island owner on the overseas island at the time; for example, when making this film, I didn't know where to call a bunch of handsome boyfriends.
I always felt that Song Shuhang was a little mysterious lately.
“Ha-ha-ha.” Song Shuhang replied: “My girlfriend... what should I say? Not sure about the relationship yet. ”
“Sure, you want to leave the bachelorette team too? ”
“Not as far as you say, still trying to get in touch, not even a lover.” Song Shuhang replied.
“Single-sided?” Tuba patted himself in the chest, “Why don't you tell me what happened to him? I've devised a plan for you to make sure you hold the beauty back. Don't look at me. I'm still single, but I've had a successful couple. ”
“Not yet, not yet.” Song Shuhang replied.
Song Shuhang's conversation with Tubo, coincidentally, was heard by a figure sitting on a rooftop who was stunned.
The shadowy eyeball turned and the corner of his mouth rose.
Afterwards, the figure touches out the makeup box, replenishes himself, and then gently jumps off the roof.
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Song Shuhang continued to hang out with Tubo in the resort hills, talking about things in the north and south.
At this point... there is a slim figure coming towards them both. Before people arrive, there is already a slight scent in the air.
Book navigation and Tuba couldn't help but look up and look at themselves.
Through the moonlight, they saw a woman in a white skirt, standing in front of her.
She wore a small white hat on her head, blue hair hanging down to her calves, and her hair was long, dense and supple, just like a cape.
Skin is white as snow, looks like a Midwestern hybrid, the five officials have Oriental sophistication and Western 3D.
Her eyelashes are also blue, long and eye-catching. Wearing a pair of white super high heels, the foot adds to the height of her figure support.
“Cosplay?” Tubo wondered.
The other person's blue hair, like the same blue eyelashes, looks like a doll, which is not the color that normal humans can grow.
Tuba's voice just dropped, this sister-in-law blue-haired beauty. Step gracefully in front of the Book Sailing.
“Honey, I found you.” The voice of a blue-haired beauty carries a lonely cold sensation, but her tone is soft and sweet.
Song Shuhang: “? ”
Tuba: “! ”
“Honey - how did you get here? I've been looking for you for a long time.” The blue-haired beauty said delicately.
“Embrace… sorry, this former girl, did you mistake the person?” Song Shuhang Busy Road.
“Nasty, Book Sailing.” Blue-haired beauty reached out her finger, stirred up Song Shuhang's chin, exhaled like Lan: “It's late, should we go have some snacks first? Or do you want to eat, eat, or me first? ”
The blue-haired beauty said, seducing * licking her lips.
Song Shuhang... no more forced.
The turbulence on one side was stunned.
A moment later, Tubo filmed Song Shuhang: “Shuhang, brother, I have to go first. Have a nice evening. ”
“Wait, wait, Tubor, I don't know her! Believe me." Song Shuhang Express.
But while he was talking, the blue-haired beauty pounded forward and held Song Shuhang's arm with her arms, her eyes squeezed, revealing a sweet smile.
Tubor: “Book voyage, thank you for spending so much time with me. Don't worry about me anymore, I'll be right back to bed. Goodbye ~ ~"
Blue-haired beauty smiles and waves to earth: “Goodbye ~”
Song Shuhang: “…”
“Take good care of our book voyage, brother and sister.” The earth waved and ran away all the way - these days, dogs became more and more sophisticated at what they did to people.
Suddenly, he was loved in person and forcibly fed a mouthful of sprayed dog food.
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Wait for Tubor to run away.
Song Shuhang couldn't help but laugh and look forward to this blue-haired beauty holding his arm tightly: “This senior, stop playing, Tubo has gone far. ”
Song Shuhang can feel enormous‘ spiritual power 'from this blue-haired beauty, almost no less than the smell of the North River seniors. In other words, the other party is a spiritual emperor at the peak of five pints.
The other party is not the seniors of "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group", because the seniors of "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group" who came to make the movie, he has seen them all, there is no female nun with long blue hair.
Plus the other party knows his name... is it a gift of help from Senpai?
“Oops, Book Sailing Little Friend, you are absolutely absolute ~” Blue Hair Beauty smiles badly.
Song Shuhang: “Senior, this is not the time to make a movie, you don't have to do this. ”
“But I find it interesting, hahahahaha.” The blue-haired beauty retracted her arms and blinked.
Song Shuhang: “…”
“Angry?” The blue-haired beauty asked.
Song Shuhang's eyes twitched.
“Really, you don't have any humor cells.” The blue-haired beauty sighed, thinking about it, and she said, “Well, I'll make it up to you. Well, do you have anything you'd like to know? ”
“Want to know something? Which side?” Song Shuhang asks - he wants to know a lot, but what range of information can the other party tell him?
“In what way, this is very broad. But if you have any worries about someone or something, I can tell you if she's safe.” The blue-haired beauty thought about it and replied.
Is it safe?
Song Shuhang thought about it, then suddenly the light flashed and asked: “Then I want to ask, is my spirit ghost safe now? ”
“Ask your ghost, right? Okay, look at me.” The blue-haired beauty pulled out a turtle shell.
Song Shuhang: “…”
Shit, shit, shit!