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Originally, the refiner wanted to make a shoe that had the function of 'mastering swordsmanship' and could ‘fly with shoes'. But in the end, he failed, and only got a super weakened version of swordsmanship, which turned into 'shoe masturbation'.

In fact, many monks have done similar experiments. Mastering ‘sword flying, swordmastery, flying skills' before the four taste realms is the dream of many monks - Master Tongxuan invented semi-finished products of ‘sword mastery', and the pharmacist invented ‘magic’ to turn people into hot balloons.

After listening to the introduction, Song Shuhang found these face slippers really interesting: “Store owner, how do you sell these face slippers? ”

“Daoist, if you like, I'll give you these shoes at the same price, five and three pints of spirit stone.” The boss smiled brilliantly.

More expensive than the sixteen shoes with the float technique?

But it's within the limits of what Book Sailing accepts: "Okay, I'll take it. ”

The owner, Ma Li, packed these slippers for Song Book Sailing - the finished slippers are also a pair. However, the slipper on the left foot is just a regular slipper that is sturdy and durable. Only this one on the right foot is the Face Slipper.

Shuhang and A XVI left the store satisfied.

When the store opened, Song Shuhang turned to look around.

Su Shi AXVI asked: “What are you looking for? ”

“I'm looking for the Suwen Traitor who just beat us both to the ground.” Song Shuhang smiled softly. The attitude of the female manager just now has become obvious.

Song Shuhang and Su Shi A XVI didn't bring ‘Baizhuanzi’ to the shops together. The manager's attitude suddenly changed dramatically, and she must have received a "propaganda in secret" from a Taoist friend.

Combined with the identity of the Su Wen Daoyou [Son of the Constant Fire Gentleman]... he is the one who preached the message to the female manager.

Su Shi AXVI nodded with a smile and understood.

But after a lap, Song Shuhang did not find the knife colleague.

“That's it. Let's keep going.” Song Shu Hangdao.

An hour later.

Song Shuhang and Su Shi A XVI finished their shops and the two returned loaded.

At this time, the two of them sat in a chair in the square to rest.

Right in the center of the square, standing the thirteen tall statues of immortals, Song Shuhang saw the statues a little shadowed in his heart.

Su Shi A XVI stretched out a lazy waist and said: "The rest of the movie is almost over, right? Are we going back to the movies? ”

“Almost there. I'll contact Fairy Lychee and Senior White to see if I'm going back.” Song Shuhang returned.

He then took out his cell phone and prepared to call the White Honourable - hoping Senior White had finished his' Rent a Flying Sword ’campaign.

He pulled out his phone and scrolled to unlock it… At this point, his eyes suddenly saw a bright red light flashing on the 'Thirteen Decepticons'.

Song Shuhang's mouth flashed, a bad feeling surged into his mind.

Everyone who has seen Infinite Stream Novels knows that some of the protagonists of Infinite Stream Novels can return to their daily lives after completing their tasks. When the next mission opens, you'll be caught in infinite space.

[I'm not going to get caught again. Continue with the new exam, am I?] Song Shuhang's heart is hidden.

If you really want to get him back for the exam, you're sick! It's been over an hour since the last time you wrote "The Fitness of Saints".

Shouldn't you be so diligent?

When he thought so much, all of a sudden... his eyes were black.

Beep the beans, really come again!

……

……

Song Shuhang's body was delightfully twisted and turned toward Su Shi A XVI. His consciousness was pulled into a huge, black square space.

In the square, the statues of the ‘Dao Zi', the head of the Thirteen Pilgrims under the Confucian Saints, shed a faint light.

What are you going to take this time?

He looked around, and then his liver started to ache - he was the only one who was pulled into space this time.

Suwen and seven other Confucian disciples were not dragged into this space!

Pills, if you want to take another exam this time, you're dead.

“Yo, book sailing buddy, nice to see you again.” At this point, familiar voices were heard in the air.

Song Shuhang turned around and saw that 'Senior White Two’ was floating over his head, hitting the arrears. This time, his clothes turned directly into 'sleeping bags' and the whole person shrunk into sleeping bags, revealing only his eyes and nose.

After Song Shuhang saw Senior White Two, he was delighted: "Senior White, you are still here.” --Great, the most powerful cheater White Senior Two is still here, so no matter what the exam, he won't be afraid.

“Well, I've been there.” Senior White Two said: “Then, I just slept in this space and woke up after I had slept, and then I felt a little bored again, pulling you into this space to accompany me through the connection between this' heist fairy statue 'and you. ”

Song Shuhang: “…”

The ‘joy’ in his heart sinks into eighteen layers of hell - the culprit who dragged him into this space is Senior White Two!

Song Shuhang smiled bitterly: "Senior Bai, what can I do for you? ”

“Well, I remember wanting to let you know something important. But I just slept and slept so comfortably that I couldn't remember.” Senior White Two's face was lost.

Song Shuhang: “…”

“Well, don't look at me like that, you know, I'm an old man, I don't know how many years I've lived. Isn't it normal for people to get old and have memory loss?” Senior White Two vibrated with words.

Song Shuhang smiled bitterly: "Senior Bai, what do you need to do to remember important things?” Quickly take care of Senior White and get out of this space before it's Wang Dao. So, try to cooperate with Senior White Two.

“I really can't remember. Why don't you tell me a joke? Maybe when I'm happy, I think of something important?” Senior White Two pinched his chin, "he said.

Song Shuhang: “…”

Senior White Two: “What, you can't tell jokes? ”

Song Shuhang bit his teeth: “Yes, let me think! ”

“Okay, I'll wait for you.” Senior White Two changed a comfortable position in his sleeping bag.

Song Shuhang thought for half a day and suddenly his eyes lit up: “I think of an interesting infarct. [Girl, give Grandpa a smile? Don't laugh, Grandpa. How about a smile? Hey, hey, hey, hey?] Ha-ha-ha ~ ~"

Senior White Two glared.

“Well, isn't that a good joke?” Song Shu Channel.

Senior White Two nodded seriously, “Well, that's a great joke. And then I remembered a little bit —— I wanted to tell you something about your little life. But because of this joke, I was deeply shocked, and I couldn't remember the exact content of 'that thing'. So, are you ready to die, Song Shuhang Little Friend? ”

“Huh?” Song Shuhang glared. "What does it have to do with my life's safety? ”

“Yes, it's not just about your life and death, it's about the safety of your companions.” Senior White Two took it seriously.

“Senior White, I was wrong. I shouldn't have made such a bad cold joke. Why don't I tell you another joke?” Song Shuhang hastily tried to make up for the death of the sheep.

“Late.” Senior White Two Ways.

“Senior Bai, it's nothing more than three, you have to give me at least two chances.” Song Shu Hangdao.

He felt that the two white seniors were not joking. He's really got a 'life-threatening' notice to tell him.

“Nothing more than three? Kind of makes sense.” Senior White Two reaches out of his sleeping bag again and squeezes his chin: “Okay, I'll give you a chance. Didn't you just say you wanted to smile at me? Then give me a smile, as long as your smile satisfies me, I may be able to think of something I forgot. ”

Song Shuhang: “…”

“What, you don't even like to laugh?” Senior White Two Ways.

Song Shuhang squeezed out a smile.

“It doesn't look good, it's too stiff. Replace it with an evil smile.” Senior White Two Dao.

Song Shuhang's mouth twitched, squeezing out an evil smile.

“Ugly, with a laugh.” Senior White Two said again.

Song Shuhang took a deep breath: “Hahahahaha. ”

“The sound was too loud to hear, instead of laughing.” Senior White Two continues.

Song Shuhang grinned his teeth and tried to make his face laugh.

“You scared the shit out of me. Smiling is horrible. Replace it with a warm smile.” Senior White Two patted the chest canal.

Song Shuhang rubbed his face and revealed a gentle smile.

“Well, that's a nice smile. But it doesn't mean anything. It's not as good as my smile.” Senior White Two doesn't give a shit.

Song Shuhang: “…” - so bullying, in this world, you can find a few people who match your face value!

“Another one, another girl laughing, giggling kind of thing.” Senior White Two continues.

Song Shuhang immediately refused: “Back to Senior Bai, that's the sound of chickens. ”

“What's that?” Senior White Two Ways.

“What the hell are you laughing at?” Song Shuhang couldn't help throwing up the trough.

“You're so boring... Okay, last one, have a laugh!” Senior White Two raised a finger.

Simple to laugh at, Song Shuhang now when he sees Senior White Two, he wants to laugh at it. This is an authentic performance.

“I go, your laughter is horrible. I can't sleep for three days.” Senior White Two exaggerated.

His voice had just fallen, and Song Shuhang's smile grew more and more.

“Stop, that's enough. I'm satisfied!” Senior White Two waved: “Seeing you smile so hard, I'll tell you the interesting news - you're in a position near Wan Book Mountain in Confucianism, right? According to my sources, there's going to be a Confucian triennial party, right? ”

Song Shuhang nodded.

“So, are you ready for the Nine Phantoms madness attack?” Senior White Two smiled.