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Senior White Two: “Just make me laugh, even if you pass. I've let you go so many times before. You must have seen a lot of jokes back there. ”

Song Shuhang: “…”

Seeing Song Shuhang doesn't answer, Senior White Two frowned slightly: “What, you didn't collect the jokes? Or are you just not paying attention to what I want to hear? ”

Song Shuhang hastily said: “Cough, actually Senior Bai, when you pulled me in, I was watching the joke! ”

“Well, I believe you, so tell the joke.” Senior White Two Dao.

“But I can't tell these jokes. Speak up and I'm afraid you'll kill me.” Song Shuhang is honest. So far, I had to confess to Senior White Two. Best, as always, to replace 'joke segments’ with other alternatives.

“Speak up and I'll kill you? Sounds interesting...” Senior White Two thought about it and said: “Why don't you say it and let me hear it? Well, if it gives me the urge to kill you, I can also pass you off this time. ”

Huh? Let Senior White Two create a desire to kill him... this shouldn't be too easy, okay?

Song Shuhang opened his mouth and said: "Oh, when you have long hair... beep ~ ~"

It's silenced.

“If you really want to die, I can be your friend, Song Shuhang.” Senior White Two laughed, “Besides, I want you to tell jokes... not poke me in black history. ”

“Actually, I've always found this interesting.” Song Shuhang earnestly said: “Anyway, did Senior Bai have an idea just now to ‘kill me'? So I won. I'll accept the information about Confucian life and death! ”

Senior White Two: “...”

“Or, Senior Bai, are you going to turn the other way?” Song Shuhang added.

“Ha-ha-ha.” Senior White Two said, “Well, I can tell you - the evil Lotus of the Nine Ghosts and the Confucian gentleman Kim Lotus can create a small world in their own world. Now, this information is reliable. ”

“Can we really create a small world? Isn't that great, Confucian wishes can be fulfilled for hundreds of thousands of years..." Song Shu Channel. He had previously heard the communication between the Confucian elderly and the "Golden Lotus" when he was possessed with the word "Rufu". Confucianism cultivated this‘ gentleman Jinlian ’in order to create a small world with enough Confucian disciples to survive. Since then, the battle between Confucianism and the Nine-Phantom World has not been fought passively, but in an attackable and defensible state.

But all of a sudden, Song Shuhang's voice was stiff: “Wait, it's about Confucian life and death. After the opening of Confucian Golden Lotus space, will there be safety risks? Or is there a connection between Evil Lotus space and Golden Lotus space? Even through Evil Lotus space, exploding Golden Lotus space? ”

Senior White Two: “Not as exaggerated as you think, but there is a connection between Evil Lotus Space and Golden Lotus Space. By using some method, you can enter the Golden Lotus space directly through the Evil Lotus space of the Nine Ghosts World. ”

Song Shuhang sighed. In that case, the golden lotus space of Confucian world would be equivalent to sheep entering the tiger mouth.

“And more importantly, in the Nine Ghost World, there is a guy who is no weaker than me, who is about to enter the 'Golden Lotus Space' through the ‘Evil Lotus Space’ of the Nine Ghost World as a springboard. That's what I call the Confucian Big Bandit.” Senior White Two added.

“Not weaker than Senior White? Senior White, are you strong?” Song Shuhang's subconscious mouth came out. As soon as he said this, he wanted to give himself a mouthful of mouth - his heart was quick. This illness would always pop up when Song Shuhang's conscious self had healed, so that he could experience the pain of relapse of the old illness again.

“Heh heh.” Senior White Two smiled softly.

“Cough, what... Senior White, I mean, how strong are you?” Song Shuhang hurriedly remedied.

Let's make up for the death of the sheep and count how much we can make up.

“Oh, if you have to ask this question… let me give you a hypothesis. If I jump through 'Evil Lotus Space' to ‘Golden Lotus Space', one hand can kill all Confucian personnel, from old to young, from man to beast, from magic to architecture, all clean.” Senior White Two faded.

“One hand?” Song Shuhang secretly swallowed his saliva.

“Well, one hand, no more.” Senior White Two Ways.

Song Shuhangton felt his legs were a little soft, and Senior White Two's fighting power sounded stronger than the white honored ones in this world. And did he just do this in front of Senior White Two, so waves, could Senior White Two kill him with a finger?

“Now you know you're scared?” Senior White Two laughed.

“By the way, I suppose you can't get out of the Nine Ghosts World right now, can you?” Song Shuhang suddenly thought of this.

“Oh, have you forgotten the connection between this Evil Lotus space and the Golden Lotus space? If that guy who isn't weaker than me succeeds... there's always a way I can find a similar way out of the Nine Ghosts.” Senior White Two prompted.

“Senior White, if I'm mistaken now, will it be too late?” Song Shuhang asked seriously.

“So tell me a funny joke, a funny joke, or a joke that makes me feel like I want to kill you, and I can let you out of this' infinite test space ', which is what you call it.” Senior White Two Dao.

Around. Around here again.

Song Shuhang: “Senior Bai, don't you have any other love besides jokes? Can't we change something else? ”

“My whole life... I'm counting on jokes.” Senior White Two looked calm.

Your life's expectations are too cheap!

So, do I really have to tell bad jokes to Senior White Two?

It always feels like if you talk about evil jokes, you drag yourself into a place where you can't stop.

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Song Shuhang pondered for a moment and suddenly... he thought of another more important thing.

Song Shuhang: “Senior Bai, what can I do if you tell me about the Confucian robbery? ”

Confucian ‘gentleman Jinlian’ exists, but Baiyun Academy's biggest secret now - about ‘gentleman Jinlian’, Baiyun Academy did not tell anyone.

Even if Song Shuhang got something connected between 'Evil Lotus Space’ and ‘Golden Lotus Space’, how does he get this message to Baiyun Academy?

Do you want to tell each other that your family's Golden Lotus has problems, and that the small world that you have opened will be directly connected to the Evil Lotus of the Nine Unseen World?

In that case, he had to explain to the Confucianists where he got the 'Golden Lotus Space' thing. Moreover, the Confucian family has prepared hundreds of thousands of years for the "Golden Lotus Space", and it is not possible to stop the plan for the opening of the "Golden Lotus Space" because of his words and intelligence.

“Oh, you asked about the idea.” Senior White Two said: “Since I came to see you, it means that I have a solution in my hand. Although it may not succeed, I can let you try it. ”

“Please teach me what to do.” Song Shu Channel.

“I have a set of methods that you learn, go into Confucian Golden Lotus space, and use to brand yourself in Golden Lotus space. At that time, you become the owner of the Golden Lotus space, and you should be able to stop that guy from entering the Golden Lotus space through the 'Evil Lotus Space’ as a springboard.” Senior White Two Dao.

Song Shuhang smiled bitterly: “The question is, how do I get into Golden Lotus space? And, with my strength, can you be the master of a space? Even if I became the master of space, would I be able to resist Senior White from entering" Golden Lotus Space "? ”

He is not a Confucian disciple, and the Confucian family will certainly not give him access to the 'Golden Lotus Space' for a short time.

“That's what you're worried about.” Senior White Two shrugged his shoulders - he could only help us get here.

In fact, as he said to the liquid metal sphere earlier - whether the liquid gold sphere was a success or failure, it did him no harm.

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Song Shuhang thought about it and asked: "Senior Bai, can I teach you how to teach me to teach others? Like Confucian disciples? ”

Jinlian space is a space cultivated by Confucianism for hundreds of thousands of years. Song Shuhang is not suitable to be the master of this space. If possible, leave it to Confucian disciples themselves.

“Whatever, I'm just doing what I can myself. It's none of my business how you stop that guy.” Senior White Two doesn't matter.

Next, Senior White Two will teach Song Shuhang how to leave a brand in ‘Golden Lotus Space’. This process is not complicated… it is a lot of posturing, matching the true qi or spiritual power in the body, branded and left in the space of the Golden Lotus. It's like a dance.

Senior White Two, nice jump.

However, Senior White Two cannot guarantee this method, and it will surely succeed. He just looked at the liquefied metal sphere in the 'Evil Lotus Space’ and branded it in this way. Theoretically, the method of branding it in the Evil Lotus should also be feasible in the Golden Lotus.

“If you can't, you can do it the other way.” Senior White Two Dao.

Song Shuhang: “…”

So casual, so unreliable.

“Well, what I'm going to tell you, what I'm going to teach you, is done. Now, time is running out. In the Nine Phantoms world, that guy not weaker than me has branded it in the 'Evil Lotus Space'. If you move slower, the Confucian Golden Lotus space will bloom, it will jump over the Nine Phantoms world. You won't be able to make it.” Senior White Two Dao.

“I'll be right back.” Song Shuhang nodded.

“Well... did you forget something at the end? If you want to leave, tell me a joke first, or a joke that gives me the urge to kill you.” Senior White Two Dao.

Song Shuhang: “…”

“Time is running out.” Senior White Two floats in the void: “Maybe you need to help the Confucian family in just a few minutes, think about it. ”

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Song Shuhang would never make an evil joke in front of Senior White Two - when he thought of an interesting topic a long time ago.

“Senior White, if you have to, I'll say one.” Song Shuhang looked serious and asked: “A little white... oh no; a little white... no; a little white plus a little white, how much? ”

Senior White Two: “...”

Is there anything funny about this subject?

But when Song Shuhang looked serious, he cooperated and replied: "Okay, two little whites. ”

“Congratulations, wrong answer!” Song Shuhang smiled proudly: “The answer is the little white rabbit. ”

“…” Senior White Two: “Reason? ”

“Because, one... Oh, no, one white plus one white equals two little whites. Two little whites is two little whites. By the way, two is the number two in some language in the world right now, and that thing is called 'English’. Two reads in Chinese, which is' rabbit ’, so the answer is little white rabbit! ”

Senior White Two pinched his chin and thought.

After a moment of thought, he finally understood the laughter of the question: "Ha ha, that's interesting. ”

“Mm-hmm. How's that, funny?” Song Shuhang looked forward to it.

“Just for a moment, I really had the urge to beat you up, okay, this time you're qualified.” Senior White Two waved.

Song Shuhang's consciousness returned to the real world.

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When he came back, he found himself lying in a bench, fishy and Su Shi A XVI sitting not far away, talking about some interesting things in a low voice.

After hearing the sound of Book Sail rising, Su Shi AXVI turned her head: “Book Sail, you're awake. ”

“Well... it came out of that space all over again.” Song Shuhang exclaimed.

“This time, do you want to tell a joke to a senior who can't name his name?” The fish asked delicately.

Song Shuhang nodded dry.

“And what ‘evil joke’ did you tell that predecessor?” The fish was delicate and looking forward to it.

“Jealous, what are you doing in your head?” Song Shuhang sighed: “I didn't tell the 'evil joke’. At the time, when I was smart enough to think of a problem with sharp turns of mind, I got mixed up. By the way, now is not the time to talk about these things. White, are they here? ”

“Senior Bai seems to have been mysteriously invited away by Confucian disciples and seems to want to invite him to a major Confucian event.” Su Shi 'a XVI said that her voice had entered the secret: “I guess the Confucian family's activities should be related to that gentleman, Jinlian. ”