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Chapter 876: Still Shake the Cocoon!
The leek lady watching is also a pussy - even the opportunity to take control of Heaven's Way... can be used to trade? What else can't be traded in this world?
“White Dog, you gotta be kidding me.” Kung Fu Daoists couldn't help but laugh.
“Who's kidding? We're running out of time. Do you agree or disagree?” Senior White seriously said: “Don't talk so much, just one word. Do you want to be in heaven? ”
In the talking room, Senior White was already a little unable to resist the rising force, and his body was forced to go up again.
“Of course it is.” Kung Fu Daoist replied. Everyone who comes here is immortalized, headed for Heaven's Way.
“But when I'm immortal, won't you regret it?” Kung Fu Daoist added.
Being Heavenly Dao is not a joke.
Immortal after becoming Heaven's Way.
Though Heavenly Way has been replaced several times, it is certain that the former Heavenly Way did not die!
All monks speculate that mastering heavenly ways is the only way to understand information that ordinary monks can't understand. For example, a higher level of information than [Heavenly Path].
Once this information is obtained, the former Heavenly Dao chooses to relinquish control of Heavenly Dao.
But the God-fearing Daoist believed that if he became Heavenly Daoist himself, he would never give up his chance to take over Heavenly Daoist. He'll always be a quiet ‘heavenly way’, immortal.
“Then make a deal!” Senior White.
A moment later…
Senior Bai was satisfied with the [Heavenly Ten Thousand Realms Piercing Shuttle], and Senior Bai Kung Dao was replaced by Senior Bai in the position of ascending heaven. His body wrapped around the light of the substantial avenue, and the higher it rose, the more it disappeared.
Kung Fu Daoist, became the new Heavenly Way.
Heavenly Dao has the Lord, and the winds and clouds change.
A wave of spiritual tides is coming from heaven and earth, from the universe… The intense spiritual power of the rising tide allowed the monks to practice half as hard over the next millennia.
At the same time, there is a layer of spiritual light covering Senior White. This is a blessing from the New Heavenly Way [Godspeed].
In the scene, Bai seniors were satisfied with [Heaven's Universal Puncture Shuttle].
Onion: “…”
Is it true what happened in this dream? If it's true, she doesn't even know how to spit.
White house! Baiko!
Besides, what about the Elder Wars?
Why do I want to see the Elder Wars the most, but not anymore?
As the leeks pondered, the whole dream space began to collapse.
The whole world turns into a square piece of debris that disappears.
When the onion woman returned, she found herself back in that dusty space.
And in front of her, the cocoon was still shining bright light.
Onion woman pondered.
Who's in the cocoon?
Was the dream triggered by this giant cocoon? Why do cocoon dreams have to do with the White Honor?
After thinking about it, Onion extended her hand and knocked gently on this giant cocoon: "Hello, senior. Can you answer that? ”
Like this kind of cultivation into a deep predecessor, the sleep state is actually very shallow, and whenever someone approaches, they will wake up from the sleep state. So, Onion thinks she can wake up the cocoon seniors even if she doesn't have to make a loud noise.
“Hoo-hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo."
“Senior, do you know Song Shuhang?” Lady Onion asked again - the other side could get Song Shuhang's 'dragon magic potion’, maybe send her out of this gray-covered space?
“Hoo-hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!"
“Senior, my name is Onion Lady... Song Shuhang adopted a little fairy, if you know Song Shuhang, just squeak.” Lady Onion said patiently.
“I'm not a hamster. What?” Senior White Two replied - at this point he seemed to turn on the 'Must-Have Dream Mode' again.
But the young lady was delighted, and the young lady said, “Hello, my name is Lady Onion. Do you know how to sail? ”
“Um, yeah.” In the cocoon, a voice familiar to an onion woman came out.
That's Senior White's voice!
Oh, my God. Lulu.
No wonder... the dreams transmitted in the cocoon are related to Senior White.
It turns out Senior Bai is hiding here and sleeping in a cocoon.
“Senior White, it's you.” Lady Onion said happily: “Yes, Senior White. Was what happened in the dream real? Were you ever close to becoming Heavenly Path? Giving others the chance to take over Heaven's Way? ”
“That was a long time ago.” Senior White Two replied: "Strange, how do you dream about this today? ”
“Senior White, you were a nine-pint fairy robber a long time ago. Why are there only seven dignitaries now?” The onion lady asked curiously.
“Oh, so the White you know is only in the realm of the Seven Honored?” Senior White Two replied, "I'm not the ‘Senior White' you know. You can call me Senior White Two. That's what Song Shuhang calls me. I'm not the same person as the white senior you know. ”
Onion Woman: “…” Why do you call it 'White Senior Rabbit’ so strangely?
But the name is not the point!
The point is, there are two white seniors in the world?
“So, Senior White Rabbit, what's your relationship to the Senior White I know?” The onion lady asked curiously.
“I don't know, I haven't been here yet and I'm in deep contact with him, and I can't answer that question.” Senior White Two replied.
“How many dishes are you now, White Rabbit?” Onion Woman wonders - this white senior rabbit was almost immortal before, so what is his realm now?
“Now… no more, no more frontiers.” Senior White Two sighed in awe.
“I'm sorry... seniors are sorry.” Lady Onion consolation - no boundaries are lost, this white senior two is practicing the problem, the power is completely lost, right?
Senior White Two: “...”
“By the way, White Rabbit, can I get out of this dusty space? I came into the world from a tunnel that suddenly disappeared again.” Asked the onion maid.
She feels depressed in this dusty world. Let's go back to Song Shuhang's core island world. At least there, it's perfect for her to grow.
Plus, just now in the dream, she saw the [light of the avenue] wrapped around her when Senior White Rabbit ascended to the sky, and she realized something. Just waiting to go back, Onion is ready to practice on the core island of Song Shuhang for a while. Strive for an early breakthrough into the realm of the Three Kinds!
“Can you tell jokes?” At this point, Senior White Two suddenly asked.
“Yeah, I'm the best at jokes.” The Onion Girl believes in herself - among the ‘two hundred things that a leprechaun must do to survive' she has learned, there are [how a shemale succeeds in turning into a male master's younger third] methods. Among the means to please a male master, there are the means to make the male master happy.
And joking is one of those tricks.
And... not long ago, Song Shuhang watched the joke as soon as he was free, and Onion wrote down a lot.
“Then tell me a few jokes and I'll point you away if I'm happy.” Senior White Two replied - now he seems to have woken up from sleep? Or... even in his sleep, he likes to listen to jokes.
“Okay, no problem.” The onion woman patted herself in the chest: “I told you a particularly funny joke first, and I laughed darkly into tears. ”
“Speak." Senior White Two looked forward to.
"I've had schizophrenia before, but now we've recovered. ”
After that, the scallion herself laughed.
Senior White Two: “...”
What the hell is this joke? Why can't he find a laugh at all?
The onion smiled herself to tears.
After a long laugh, she saw Senior White Rabbit never laughed, and she was curious: "Isn't that funny? ”
“I can't laugh.” Senior White Two replied honestly.
“Nothing, maybe you're not used to jokes like that. I'll change it, it'll be fun! I hid it in Song Shuhang's shrinking bag for half a day. This joke is bound to make you laugh.” 'Once upon a time there was a fat man,' said the onion maid. One day, he jumped off a tall building. As a result, he became... a fat fuck! Ha-ha-ha. ”
The scallion smiled happily again.
Senior White Two: “...”
I don't know why, Senior White Two feels this joke, it's not funny at all, but it's slightly sad.
Lady Onion laughed. When she saw Senior White, she didn't laugh. “Huh? Or not? Senior, you have such a high laugh point. In that case, I will sacrifice the funniest joke I've seen in a while! ”
……
……
Time flies by.
As such, the onion woman told more than twenty jokes in one breath.
White seniors in the cocoon didn't poke a smile at all - they felt a little cold. The jokes that Onions make, they're all cold jokes, one colder than the other.
“Not yet? That's all right. I've got a lot of stuff in my tummy. There's always one to make you laugh.” The onion woman is confident.
“No, thank you, I feel almost done.” Senior White Two made a sound.
Let this onion demon continue, and he'll freeze.
“Let's do this another way. Can you shake a cocoon?” White seniors two ways.
“Cocoon?” The onion woman looked confused.
“Just hold this cocoon, shake hard, shake hard as you can... shake good, I'll send you back.” Senior White Two Dao.
“That's it? No problem." The onion nodded, and she lifted her sleeve and hugged the giant cocoon.
The cocoon is large but not heavy.
The Onion Lady is now a second-degree realm, and she still has the strength.
So the scallion picked up the cocoon and rocked it hard.