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The little monk felt the SUV hit him in a totally homicidal manner, knocking him over the ground.

The SUV was a huge wheel, cruelly crushed from his tiny body.

“Ahhh! I'm dying.” At the moment of death, the fruit could not help but shed tears: “Goodbye, Brother Book Navigator… Goodbye, Brother Three Days, Goodbye… Goodbye, Abbot Tong Xuan. Goodbye, everybody! ”

Ooh, ooh, ooh, the car's throttle is still growling.

After ruthlessly crushing the front wheel over the young monk, the rear wheel followed ruthlessly to achieve a two-strike crunch.

[My body must be crushed now, right?] The fruit heart despaired, he exhausted his final strength and turned to poetry and candles not far from his eyes - to see them both safe and sound, the fruit face revealed a Buddha smile.

Fine, they're fine.

Goodbye...

And the little monk ran out of 'true * final strength' and looked up at the sky —— ah, the sky was blue.

This is the last time he's seen the sky, right?

Finally, he closed his eyes silently, awaiting the coming of death.

Alas, I didn't expect his fruit to come out and surrender the demon, didn't even see the devil, but died under the wheel.

Destiny, how cruel is that?

At this point, the woman driver in the SUV screamed again: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa What should we do? By the way, back up. Back up! ”

So the four wheels crushed over the body of the little monk fruit… and cruelly fell back, retreating, and ran back to the little monk again.

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

First the rear wheel...

Then the front wheel...

The SUV's wheels are extra large, and one wheel is enough to roll a small monk down all over his body. Too brutal! Run me over once and crush me back and forth? Not even my body?

Even if Buddha is rolled back and forth like you, he will be angry!

The huge Land Cruiser retreated… Then a figure opened the door and was ready to get out of the car.

But the alley is too small for the SUV door to open —— who's going to tell him why the lady driver drove this big guy into this alley?

“Oops, this alley is too small. Goddamn navigation, how the hell did you lead the way?” The woman chauffeur complained. Say it, she closes the door again: “There's no other way, just open the alley first. ”

Out of the alley?

My sister, are you going to run over my body again? The little monk opened his eyes.

Want to be so cruel?

Bombardment ~ ~ Throttle sounds.

Then this huge Land Cruiser... floated and flew over the head of the little monk ‘corpse'.

Wow, Sister Word, how could this car fly?!

Mother, this car can fly!

Sister, if your car can fly, why didn't you fly before you hit me? Did you know that you killed me, little monk? My eyes are all wet.

He felt particularly wronged by his death.

……

……

On the side, poems and candles widened their eyes, seemingly frightened by the scene of Brother Fruit being repeatedly crushed.

A huge Land Cruiser parked in front of the little monk before a beautiful fairy jumped out of the car anxiously. At first glance, she is the type of person who is good at dancing, with smooth lines and a high profile. Even when walking anxiously, there is a dancing beauty in the throwing room.

After the fairy got out of the car, she flew over.

Then, when she saw the little monk lying on the ground, she smiled: "Fruit, it was you! You all right? You all right? ”

How could it be okay?

I was crushed once by the giant wheel of your Land Cruiser and crushed backwards again! You must be crushing me now.

Wait a minute! That's not true.

The little monk couldn't help but touch his body - it didn't hurt. Even his body was not compressed all over and intact.

And then Fruit stared at the fairy, his brain, and it hadn't reacted for a while.

“Did I scare you? Get off the ground. I have multiple arrays attached to my car, impact mitigation, impact protection targets, isolated rolling injuries, I have carved more than a hundred arrays. Even if I hit an ordinary man with a weak wind, he wouldn't hurt a sweat.” The fairy smiled and came to the fruit and held him, pulling him up from the ground.

This fairy is obviously self-aware and desperate for her driving skills. That's why she attached so many forms to her car in order to avoid a bloodbathing tragedy while she was on her way.

“Oriental Six Fairies.” Fruit recognized who this fairy was - a good friend of Abbot Tong Xuan, the Oriental Six Fairies.

This fairy has two Hercules' reputations in the cultivation world.

One is her dance, her dance posture, her inclination to the city, and the Eastern Six Fairies in the dance is one of the finest beauties in the cultivation world.

The second is her car technique —— that's the golden medal killer in the street killer, crashing and all that. If she was allowed to drive an ordinary car, without the array method, it would be really not a problem to wash a street in blood.

Last time, the Oriental Six Fairies showed her gold-melt killer-level driving skills at the 'Armrest Tractor Competition' organized by the White Joker. Drinking hate under her modified hand tractor, more than a tenth of a finger!

No wonder they drove the car into the alley. No wonder they crushed him once in the front, and they crushed him backwards - because this is the Oriental Six Fairies.

The Oriental Fairy's driving skills are so horrible that she has never met a porcelain touching before. Or the humans who touched porcelain have been crushed to pieces of scum?

……

……

The little monk jumped from the ground.

He measured himself up and down and found himself really okay and relieved.

Then he looked at the Oriental Six Fairies and said, "Oriental Six, it's you. How did you end up here? ”

“I came to attend an event held by my peers.” Oriental Six Fairies laughed.

“Companion? Event?” The little monk immediately remembered his wish to Senior White.

A senior who knows him can take himself inside the "Monster Organization" and taste the delicacy of the "Feast of the Fallen".

Six fairies of the Orient are the seniors I know.

So, what the Oriental Six Fairies say about the activity, it won't be...

“It's the division in front of [The Monsters of the World Unite to Become a Family], where banquets are organized. I'm here for the banquet.” Oriental Six Fairies replied.

Really? The little monk got excited inside - Long live Senior Bai!

As for being run over by a car or something, just ignore the past. Though I hear Senior White's luck is often accompanied by crisis, it must be a coincidence, right?

But...

“Oriental Six Fairies, are you a demon too?” The little monk asked curiously.

“Kind of... I have a small part of the ancient demonic lineage in me. And for that reason, I happened to be the elder of the 250 division of the organization. It is said that I will also have the opportunity to be promoted to Senior Master after the death of the incumbent 'Senior Master'.” Oriental Six Fairies play funny.

“So... Oriental Six Fairies," The Two Hundred Things A Fairy Must Do To Survive Strong, "have you learned that too?” The little monk was curious.

“Yes, but I didn't learn that stuff.” The Oriental Six Fairies laughed: “Okay, time's up, I'm going to the banquet first. We'll talk later. ”

“Oriental Six Fairies, please wait!” Fruit reaches out, with a thick face: “Fairy, can you take us in for that 'banquet'? ”

“Huh? Are you interested in this party?” Six Oriental Fairies blinked and laughed: “Well, let's just pretend I accidentally bumped into your dowry. ”

“Really?” The eyes of the poem shined brightly - she seemed to have finally returned from the incident [where Brother Fruit was hit by a car and rolled over again].

“Really?” The candle asks as well - at the same time, she was shocked. Senior White, do you really have that kind of experience?

Brother Fruit has just made a wish, the next second, this wish will succeed. Feels... so handsome!

“No problem. I'm an elder too. Bring three little guys in. It's perfectly fine.” Oriental Six Fairies haha laughed.

So she took three little guys to Division 250.

At the door, Lazy Erha raised her head and looked at the Oriental Six Fairies: “The Oriental Six Elders... Even if you are the elder of the organization, it is super troublesome to bring three human bear children here. ”

Erhaa had long found fruits, poems and candles hidden on the side, it was just a lazy cry.

Today it's just the gatekeeper, not the other thing.

“After all, I'm an elder, so I need a little privilege.” Six Oriental Fairies laughed: “And don't worry. There won't be any monsters bothering me. ”

“Because nobody dares bother you, or you'll be dead in the streets tomorrow.” Biharan mumbled - died in your car.

“Ha-ha-ha... You really dare to say that. Do you want to cross the street tomorrow?” The Oriental Six Fairies smiled.

“Thank you, allow me to decline.” Husky stretched out his paws and took a few hairs off himself: “Leave it to the three little guys to cover up a little bit of their breath. ”

“Thank you.” Oriental Six Fairies laughed at Erha's hair.

As a result, the three little guys also succeeded in mixing into the 250 division of The World's Monsters Together as a Family.

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……

“Book Sailing, why don't we mix it in?” Ye Si.

“Let's wait.” Song Shuhang looked at the content on his phone.

A circle of friends from his friend [crazy psychiatrist].

“We're about to arrest a bunch of illegally assembled guys, and we've surrounded their gatherings. ”

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