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Song Shuhang may be well disguised enough, he found the registration point and completed the registration, during which he never showed up... nobody yelled at him "Brother Takashi must die" or anything.

At the time of enrollment, the staff looked curiously at Song Shuhang dressed in glasses and masks. However, he is not a police officer, he is only responsible for collecting money and confirming whether the money received is in real currency.

Song Shuhang successfully paid the tuition fee and signed behind his name, then left the registration point.

“Registration is complete, then go back and wait for the most senior to send me the flying sword message. Then, wait for Yas to come back.” Song Shuhang secretly said in his heart.

Wait for Senior White to come and take them to Forbidden City to see the wars of the Bronze Gossip Fairy and the North River Scatter.

On September 1, 2019, Song Shuhang Xiaoyou's itinerary remained busy.

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When Song Shuhang was ready to return to his residence, his phone rang and was a strange number.

Song Shuhang picked up the phone: “Hello, hello. ”

“Hello, hello, is this Taoist Song Sanlang?” A dull voice rang out.

Song Shuhang: “...” What the hell is Song Sanlang? Believe it or not, I'll hang up right now and blacklist you!

Seeing Song Shuhang didn't answer for half a day, the voice of Shadun said: “Huh? Did I make the wrong call? Wait, oh, I was wrong. Excuse me, is this Song Ichigo? ”

“It's me," answered Song Shuhang.

“Ha ha ha, I just had a shot with my daughter-in-law before I came, a little confused. Sorry, Song San Daoyou.” That dull voice haha laughed.

Song Shuhang's mouth twitched, his fingers moved silly, couldn't help but want to hang up the phone.

When you call a stranger, you talk about what you just did with your daughter-in-law. Is that a habit of abusing dogs? And... what the hell is Song San?

Opposite, the dull voice continued: "Here's the thing, Taoist. I am Yue Wolf Island, the cousin of Snow Wolf Cave owner, and I recently committed something in the United States and had to sneak back. Temporarily helping my cousin Snow Wolf Hole run errands and run some business. ”

“Oh, it's you.” Song Shuhangming Ming Gongdao - In the morning, Snow Wolf Cave owner also mentioned his cousin in the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 group’.

The Snow Wolf Cave owner is also helping the Queen Door Skylark seniors freeze, so temporary business is now taken over by one of his cousins.

Seems the White King has also commissioned some business with Snow Wolf Cave owners. Should it be some kind of ID or something?

Senior White is now being taken over by the Lunar Wolf Island Master.

“Hey, you know me?” The Moon Wolf Islander wonders.

Song Shuhang: “Well, Snow Wolf Cave Master mentioned you. ”

“Ha-ha-ha, cousin, he didn't say anything bad about me, did he? Like what I did before, he didn't tell you, did he?” Lunar Wolf Island Main Expressway.

“Oh, is that what you did in America?” Song Shu Hangdao.

“How do you know! Damn, that big mouth of a cousin did shake my ugly thing out.” Moon Wolf Island is in a state of desolation.

Song Shuhang: “…”

Shake your sister, what you did in America, didn't you just shake it out with me on the phone?

“Cousin, that big mouth, didn't specify what I did?” The Moon Wolf Islander added.

“No.” Song Shuhang's mouth twitched and asked, "What did you do in the United States? ”

“Nothing really happened. Obviously it's normal for me, I didn't think it was illegal there.” Lord Lunar Wolf Island said: “This is particularly embarrassing to me, I tell you, you can't tell anyone else. ”

“Hmm.” answered Song Shuhang -- unexpectedly, this dull voice was a bit cute.

Then Moon Wolf Island owners started abusing dogs again.

“It happened half a month ago… that day, my daughter-in-law and I worked hard to have a little wolf in the morning as usual. My daughter-in-law and I are both great demons and normally remain human. Well, in the United States, it's not illegal to reproduce offspring while in a human state. But that day, there was an accident.” Master Lunar Wolf Island said: “When my daughter-in-law and I were working hard to make a little wolf, my daughter-in-law suddenly appeared in her original form because she was so excited. Coincidentally, this was seen by the neighbors passing by. ”

Song Shuhang: “…”

Moon Wolf Island continued: “Then I was prosecuted by the police for animal abuse... so that I could escape a robbery with my wolf hair and then go back to Huaxia with my daughter-in-law. ”

Song Shuhang: “……"

Forgive him, at this moment, he really has no idea what to say.

What should I throw up?

Did the Lunar Wolf Islanders make little wolves? Or the laws of a foreign country?

There's nothing to spit on either side, nothing wrong with it.

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“By the way, Moon Wolf Taoist, what can I do for you?” Song Shuhang asked - he wanted to call him ‘Senior Lunar Wolf'. But this time, the word 'seniors’ can't be called out.

“Oh, yeah. I'm asking you to send me a coordinate. I have business to visit Gangnam University City. I just checked the internet, but it was a headache to find that there were only three in Huaxia in Jiangnan University City alone.” Moon Wolf Island Main Road.

When Song Shuhang heard about this place, his heart moved: “Senior Lunar Wolf, do you have something to do in Jiangnan University City? What kind of papers are you going to do for Senior White? ”

“Not for Senior Bai, but for Shinjun Baihe.” The Moon Wolf Island Lord laughed: “This is not a secret matter, so I can tell you. ”

Shirakura Shinjo? Why did Shinjo Baek come to Jiangnan University City? Does it know that the White Honourable resides here temporarily, so it rushes all the way here to stay near Jiangnan University City? In the character of Shirakatsu Shinjun, this kind of thing is really done.

“I see, Moonwolf Taoist, do you know my chat account? Add my friend and I'll send you the coordinates.” Song Shu Hangdao.

“Thank you, Taoist. You're such a helpful friend. It's so right to ask for your help.” The Lord of Wolf Lunar Island is happy with a dull voice.

So… add friends and share the location.

Song Shuhang found himself doing something like this all the time today.

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When Song Shuhang returned to his residence, Yas had not yet returned.

Until noon.

Fruit and candle fans woke up confused, and the two little guys were playing disgusting. According to "poetry", the two little guys played games all night during the days of Song Shuhang's coma. More importantly, the game technology of the two little guys is not as powerful as Kyungbadou beans, they are real pit teammates. It's been hard on their teammates.

“Brother Book Navigator, you're finally awake.” The monk rubbed his eyes and said: "I'm hungry. What are we having for lunch? ”

“What are we having for lunch?” Candle Laurie also accompanied the Way of Peace.

Song Shuwang looked at the ‘poetry’ of the movie next to him, this young girl who was temporarily in charge of the family's food… is now obsessed with the movie and unable to pull herself out.

Looks like she can't get up to cook anymore.

“Forget it, let's go out to dinner.” Song Shuhang sighed.

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After lunch, book sailing rests on the balcony and enjoys the rare comfort.

Little monk fruit sits beside him and recites the scriptures everyday.

At that time, Book and Air's phone rang again.

Song Shuhang opened his eyes and wrote the [Best Echinese Senior] mark on it.

“Oh, Vietnamese seniors called. Ah, Fabo's here.” Song Shuhang smiled and answered the phone.

This time, be sure to report the serial number out loud.

It is said that the most senior date will be very happy.

“Best senior, isn't the flying sword coming?” Song Shuhang asked.

“Ha ha ha ha, Book Sailing buddy, you guessed right, the flying sword has arrived near you. With an error of up to 100 meters, you can try to use a group voice into the sky and cry my name out loud. The flying sword will fall by your side. Well, goodbye.” Drunken yue seniors happy.

In addition to the Bei San people, Song Shuhang Xiaoyue is the second group friend who can quickly call out his serial number.

Though Song Shuhang Xiaoyu may rely on the mobile phone information note function - but even the note function, he is very happy.

After all, the note function is such a great feature, why didn't the Daoists in "Jiuzhou Group 1" know to use it?

Will his serial number 'Drunk Moon' kill anybody?

A note won't hurt you! Bastard.

It's rare to have such a convenient feature, give me a good use.

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After hanging up the phone, Song Shuhang stood up from the balcony and looked up into the air.

And the fruit sitting there, reading the scriptures, looked up and said, "What's going on? Brother Book Navigator? ”

“A flying sword has arrived, within 100 meters of each other. Yo, I see it!” Song Shuhang soon saw the flying sword in the sky.

Next, he can receive the flying sword by calling out the name of the most abode.

Though he can't remember exactly how many words the sermon's sermon number is. But no problem, as long as the pronunciation is about the same, the effect will certainly be the same.

When I was on the phone, the most senior didn't hear the difference. With a flying sword in the district, how can you recognize the sound? And, although the words are different, the pronunciation is exactly the same! Huaxia Hanzi is big and deep.

Therefore, Song Shuhang used mass phonetic spells to call the 'Best Eversheds' sermon number.

“The most exotic! ”

The flying sword in the sky was unresponsive.

Strange, isn't it?

“The most promising man?” Song Shuhang continued.

The flying sword in the sky remains unresponsive.

Shh. Even the most advanced speech recognition system doesn't recognize exactly the same word as pronunciation, does it?

“Drunken housekeeper!” Song Shuhang continues to try.

The flying sword in the sky still does not hang him.

After that, Book Sailing tried dozens of ‘zui’, ‘yue’ Buddhist pronunciations, but none of them were useful.

Am I mistaken?

Song Shuhang began to doubt himself.

No, when I just pressed the name in the "Notes" and read "Best Senior", "When will the Senior have next month" across the street, I was happy to answer.

He's pronounced absolutely right.

Does the most Vietnamese seniors have the most advanced speech recognition array placed on the flying sword, and must read the true ‘Dojo'?

Mouthpiece, it's not mind reading, how can you be such a bullshit speech recognition function?

“Say, Senior Song Shuhang. Wasn't that a drunken hijab?” The little monk made a sound.

“It can't be drunk Japanese-style, it's pronounced ‘zui’, ‘yue’, it can't be wrong.” Song Shu Hangdao.

When he said that, he used the method of 'sounding into secrecy’.

When his mouth pronounced 'drunken jazz'...

In the sky, the flying sword was like finding tissue, such as dairy swallow into the forest, flying towards Song Shuhang, falling to him.

Song Shuhang: “…”

He was reading "Drunk Daywalker," wasn't he? It's a drunken day, not ‘zui’, ‘yue’!

… is it the Vietnamese who made a mistake? No way, the housekeeper shouldn't be mistaken for his own sermon.

In the middle of my reflection, Senior Drunken Vietnamese called again.

Song Shuhang connected to the telephone: “Best senior? ”

“It's me, Ha ha, Sailing buddy. It's great you can still call me Dojo.” Drunken Yue Shu Happily said: “And I want to tell you something else, this flying sword was left with me the last time the 'North River Scatter' gave me a flying sword message. I heard you were going to see the North River Scatter and the Copper Fairy duel today. Please return the flying sword to the North River Scatter. ”

“No problem, most senior.” Song Shu Hangdao.

“That's it, bye.” Drunk Master Yue hung up with satisfaction.

Song Shuhang's delicate face put away the phone.

He can now ascertain that the pronunciation of the most Vietnamese sergeants is definitely ‘zui’, ‘yue’, not drunken days.

But the word "voice code" left on the flying sword is really the word "drunken day".

So in summary.

Drunken Yuexi pills.

Not only can no one remember his serial number, but he himself must forget his serial number.

It is said that the drunken Vietnamese can only remember his sermon number after practicing in front of eight people.

But if the drunken housekeeper forgot his name even before the Eight Pints of Xuansheng... maybe one day in the future, the housekeeper's sermon will be fixed as a 'drunken hijab', ‘drunk shrimp housekeeper’ or even a stranger sermon.

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On the other side, Forbidden City location.

The Bronze Gossip Fairy masquerades as an ordinary pedestrian, wandering around.

“The North River guy, he hasn't shown up yet? What a relief.” The copper gossip fairy spoke softly.

In the talking room, he gently pressed the three manipulators on himself.

This is a three-piece set of manipulators whose main function is to completely suppress the boundaries of his body. Make him look exactly like the average five-pint spiritual king.

Yes, suppressing the realm - Bronze gossip fairy, it was already Six Pins Zhenjun.

Waiting hard for today!

He wants a chance to fight the North River dispersal. It's best that when the North River disperses the feeling that he wants to win, he explodes his six-product strength again.

When I think of the face of the North River, the Bronze Gossip Fairy feels a little dark.