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Chapter 1014: Find a Girlfriend, Don't Hit My Chu Chu Ideas!

Night falls.

Song Shuhang completed the "Jungqi Quenching" of "Confucian King Kong Body", and his body slightly improved. Then he practiced spiritual meditation again and ended his evening practice.

The forthcoming pillage, the training of "Thirty-three Beasts Innate Qi Gong" should be controlled some, it had to be carelessly overpracticed, and Boom Lung went on a pillage.

At the end of the cultivation, Song Shuhang relied on the bed to keep his eyes closed. With his strength now, there is little need for sleep unless he has experienced drastic depletion.

The first day of school finally ended.

At noon today, after bailing out ‘Duran’, the disciple of the other monster monarch, Don Xuexianqi took Song Shuhang around the Jiangnan area to retrieve some special ingredients from Daoyou.

After collecting the ingredients, she took Song Shuhang and poetry back to Jiangnan University City. After that, Xian Ji personally made a table of spiritual dishes that ordinary people could also eat, put it in a food box and leave it to Song Shuhang to bring back.

As for crocodile legs, they need to be cooked tomorrow.

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“Tomorrow, the other monster will come too. It is hoped that the ferry law will be known as soon as possible.” Song Shuhang looked at the moon in the sky and said secretly in his heart.

He can only rest in peace once he has arranged his own ferry formation.

As he pondered, his phone heard the vibration of the message.

He opened his phone and texted from Su Shi AXVI: [Are you asleep?

[Not yet, just finished meditation practice. Before the ferry, I could only maximize my mental strength. What about you?] Song Shuhang replied.

[I just practiced the knife technique, then I'm going to sit down and practice. It should be practiced until tomorrow morning.] Su Shi A XVI replied. Shortly after she was promoted to four grades, she now spends most of her time in solidification, with the exception of practicing swordsmanship.

Song Shuhang asked: "Do you have class tomorrow morning? We are the third or fourth lesson.

[No, I don't have class till tomorrow afternoon. Life in school is very beneficial to me, especially in terms of mood, and works well.] Su's 16th Dao, this day in school, helps her calm down and stabilize the situation after the abduction.

[Ha ha ~ Just the benefits. By the way, sixteen, tomorrow night, you want to come to dinner with me?] Song Shu Channel - Tomorrow night, the ‘crocodile leg' Don't snow fairy is almost finished cooking, you can take Su Shi A XVI to taste.

Half a day later, Su Shi AXVI replied: [Hmm.

Then Su Shi AXVI said: [Good night.

[Good night.] Song Shuhang returned.

At the end of the conversation with Su Shi A XVI, Song Shuhang got up and climbed to the fifth floor.

Siroly lives on the fifth floor, where she stays while experiencing college life and looking for the opportunity to ‘jump to the dragon gate'.

In the living room, Siroli stared at the TV without turning her eyes, and she watched a special input, not even Song Shuhang came in.

“Poetry, it's almost 11: 00. It's almost bedtime. There's class tomorrow morning.” Song Shuhang Wen Dao - always felt that since the poem came, he gradually showed signs of evolution towards the role of ‘elder', psychological age continued to surge.

“Huh? It's 11: 00 already?” The poem blinked, and then she looked at a series of plays that were still playing on Eye TV, with a tangle on her little face.

She seemed to want to see more, but when she thought about it, her little teeth bit and her face turned off firmly.

“Self-restraint, self-restraint! If you don't have the self-restraint, how can you survive the Heart Robbery in the future?” The poem speaks to itself.

Then she seemed to have exhausted all her strength to put the remote on the table and took firm steps back to her bedroom: "Good night, Brother Book Navigator. ”

“Good night.” Song Shuhang waved.

Then, Song Shuhang looked at the room next to Eye Poetry, where Xiaocai's bedroom was. Xiaocai has already rested early, she ran with the Oriental Six Fairies all over Jiangnan area today, very tired.

Song Shuhang nodded satisfactorily.

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After reading the poems and little colors, Song Shuhang returned to his bedroom.

He continued to sit on the bed, closing his eyes and starting to sort out his recent experiences and gains in his brain.

Speaking of which, in the forbidden land, he also encountered a fox demon suspected of being the legend of the 'Thirty-three Beast God'. We were also prepared to meet with the Fox Demon and the official transmitter of the ‘Thirty-three Beast Divinity' to learn about the causes and consequences of the Big Beast Domestication.

However, the other party was captured by Senior White Two and did not know where they had been placed. And Senior White Two didn't show up all day today...

Just wait for Senior White Two to reappear, tell him about the fox demon, hope that the fox demon is safe and sound.

Darkening at night

It's already around 3: 00 a.m.

Song Shuhang, not sleepless, is considering whether to go to the roof to refine the knife or something.

At this point, his phone rang.

He took out his phone and looked at it. It was a strange number.

It's late at night. Is that another harassment call?

Song Shuhang freely disconnected the phone.

He's bored, if it's really a harassing phone call, it'll help.

“Meow ~ ~” A fine cat screamed on the phone.

“...” Song Shuhang silenced for a moment: “Who, talk, or I'll hang up. ”

“Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof."

“Beans?” Song Shuhang questioned.

“Haha, Wong ~ Shuhang You haven't forgotten Ben Wong, so touched. What do you think, Ben Wang's cat was screaming like that?” The sound of the beans came out of the phone.

Did you learn how to call a Kimball a cat when your balls ached?

Song Shuhang sighed: “In the middle of the night, can I help you? ”

Beans: “Where are you at midnight? Wang, it's just dawn here. I'm bored now, so I called you to nag. I wanted to think about it, and I didn't have a common topic with anyone else, and I finally thought about you. ”

Song Shuhang: “…”

In the middle of the night, a dog came to talk to you, and the topic sounded a little sad.

Song Shuhang sighed: "Okay, what are you talking about?” --Doudou is about to marry someone, maybe have 'premarital syndrome’ or something, understandably. Anyway, just chill out and chat with him.

“Talk about what... by the way, why don't we talk about your girlfriend, you found a girlfriend in Bishui Pavilion last time, and then turned into a ghost, right? How are you getting along with your girlfriend now? What's it like to be a ghost when your girlfriend is dead? Is it the same night psychology that the main character in The Battle of the Last Act felt? Let's talk about this today.” Doudou.

Song Shuhang: “…” talk about Nima!

“Silent? A squeak? Don't you want to talk about it? Wang ~ ~ Talk about something else. I heard you started school. Did you find a new girlfriend? Are you still single?” Doudou added.

“It's only been a day since school started. What do you think?” Song Shu Hangdao.

“You're weak. A real man can soak up a girl for an hour. A day is enough for real men and girls to make little babies. Why don't I give you some advice? I have experience with how to have a girlfriend. Let me think, by the way, I hear that little girl named Poetry lives with you now? Don't question my intelligence. My intelligence is accurate. Do you want to think about Siroli? Long and cute and knowledgeable. Three years of blood, no loss of death penalty, Lori control has been popular in recent years.” Doudou added.

Song Shuhang was silent for a while: “…”

“Silent again? Doesn't Siroli suit your appetite? You're so picky. What about Suzie XVI? I heard she followed you to Gangnam University City. You saved the beauty of your hero, gave her the image of the great light shore, and she looked so cute, if you were with her, you'd earn blood. Think about it, XVI is destined to grow old very slowly, and you will become an uncle in a few years. When you and XVI go out together, you look like fathers and daughters. You're really a couple. How sensual?” Doudou added.

Father and daughter, you face, uncle, you face!

Song Shuhang sighed in awe: “Beans, what are you trying to say? If I pull this off again, I hang up and blacklist? ”

The beans were silent for a while.

A moment later…

“Wang, you're no fun anymore. You were so cute when we first met. And you'll tease me to play" Your Mom's a Big Monkey. "” Doudou.

Song Shuhang's mouth twitches: “People always grow, beans. Stop talking nonsense and explain what you're going to say in three sentences, or I'll hang up and blacken the phone. ”

Beans: “Wang ~ ~ Okay, actually, what I want to say is that my wife 'Chuchu’ on the internet trip suddenly went to Jiangnan University City to step on it, indicating that the year definitely has to go to Jiangnan University City. Today, she went to the game and asked me exactly which class I was in, and then I blew it off. I'm warning you, Song Shuhang. Find a girlfriend and stop hitting on my wife Chu Chu. ”

Is that the cute little girl the beans soaked up on the internet?

“...” Song Shuhang: “Hurry up and practise to the realm of five qualities and become a human being. ”

“Shit, it's easy for you to say. The Five Pieces Realm is a big bottle, and I've been stuck in this bottleneck for years.” Doudou was depressed: “If I was promoted to five grades, I would set my figure to look just like you, so that my ‘Chuchu' wife wouldn't suspect me. Then I'll say it's your twin brother. ”

Song Shuhang doesn't even know what to say.

When the beans are promoted to five pints, he must do something about it and must not let it become his own. Otherwise, he would die like a bean, and the final account would be on his head. Is that okay?

Song Shuhang: “Speaking of bottlenecks, I want to tell you something. Doudou, I'm about to cross the Third Jin Fourth Heavenly Robbery, and I'm about to catch up with you. ”

Recall that when we first met, the four pints of the demon's beans, in Song Shuhang's view, were simply hanging the sky, the wind could not last a lifetime, chased Anzhi Demon King running around the sky.

Unconsciously, he was about to catch up with the beans.

That's the power of the years.

The beans were silent for a while: "I have a saying that my mom sells a lot and doesn't know what to say. ”

“Huh.” Song Shuhang said calmly: “In addition, let me remind you. You're getting married, Doudou. ”

“Fuck you!” Beans bite the tooth canal.

“Since you're going to talk about your partner, let's talk about your groom. Huang Shan Zhenjun once mentioned that he's going to marry you before promoting you to seven pints. And Shinjun is not far from the ferry, which means... beans, your wedding is not far away. As the bride, have you seen the groom?” Song Shuhang fought back.

“Fuck you!” The beans suddenly sighed: “No, Huangshan Dayi never told me who the wedding was for. He silently arranged the wedding for me from beginning to end. Now that the wedding scene is set up outside, I panicked. I thought the target of the marriage would be Phoenix, but Phoenix denied it. It really saddens me. ”

Huangshan Zhenjun is the owner of the group "Jiuzhou No. 1"!

“Nah, Book Sailing. Do you think I'm really gonna be a bitch?” Beans suddenly sink: “The more I think about it these days, the more I feel like my brain's going to explode. I'm telling you, the other day, I changed my urine posture. I used to pee with my legs up, but the other day I was squatting. When I came back to God, I was scared and almost thought I was really a mother. Good thing I looked down and my beans were still there. ”

Song Shuhang: “…” So deep a question, how do you want me to answer you?

“Book sailing, what if I really become a dog girl?” Doudou asked.

“I don't think you can be a dog girl unless you have a sex change surgery.” Song Shu Hangdao: “I feel that Huang Shan Zhenjun said ‘marry someone', it is also right to marry you to a dog girl or something. ”

“I feel much better when you say that.” Beans seem relieved: “I wouldn't be afraid if they really married me to a dog girl. I have dreams of the ‘rear palace'. Even if I marry a dog girl, one day I will force her to become part of my rear palace. Wang Wang, when I get promoted to five grades, I will marry many of my old sisters!" Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Song Shuhang: “…”

“By the way, why don't you try Wong Shan Da fool for me? Try to find out if I'm with a dog or a girl at the wedding.” DouDoudou.

“Well, when I meet Masaru Huangshan, I'll give it a try.” Song Shu Hangdao.

“Good man, Book Sailing, knowing you is the most correct choice in Ben Wang's life.” Doudou: “Your affection, Ben Wang remembers. When you try to find out, Ben Wang will definitely give you a huge benefit. Super big benefit! ”

“As long as you don't mess with me, I'm happy.” Song Shuhang sighed.

Song Shuhang dropped his phone after finishing his conversation with Doudou.

At that time, there was a knock downstairs.

In the middle of the night, who knocks?

Song Shuhang looked up downstairs.

Later, he saw Shirakatsu Shirakatsu, with wings on his back, standing outside the door. At this time, Shirakatsu Shirakatsu's eyebrows seemed to have a slight rush of focus.