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Chapter 1042: Photographer You Don't Have To Come To Work Tomorrow!
Once promoted to the realm of the Venerable, Senior White can control his quirky charm and try to eliminate its impact on the surrounding monks.
Now, that strange charm only occasionally spreads uncontrollably unless the white man is distracted or enters a closed mode.
Fortunately, otherwise, as soon as Bai Zheng appears on the live broadcast of the "Xuan Sheng Lecture", practitioners from all over the heavens and the world today will be pills, and may be completely obsessed with the charm of Bai Zheng.
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At this time, however, the practitioners of the heavens and the earth couldn't help but stifle and stare at Song Shuhang when the white honored will take off all the treasures and magic instruments on him, even his protective robe.
However... limited by the visual angle of the 'Xuan Sheng Lecture', when the White Honourable takes off the robe, the practitioners of the heavens and the earth can only see from the image the position above the neck of the White Honourable.
This live broadcast angle is pinched, there's nothing to say.
He was about to broadcast a live welfare lens, and suddenly he moved his perspective away, giving the lens to the face of the Honorable White.
Bastard, who's the photographer of Xuansheng's story? Photographer you don't have to come to work tomorrow!!
[Senior Bai is mine!] The weak Shinjo clapped his wings and cried weakly. The image of "Xuan Sheng Speech" cannot be recorded directly. Otherwise, Shirakura Shinjun must record the image of Bai Senpai's undoing robe and play it back a hundred times a day.
Don't snow fairy, who is experimenting with a new dish, stopped the knife again: “...”
She felt her heart beating slowly for several beats. What style of clothing is in the white honorable man's robe after he takes it off?
For so many years she had known the white man, she had always seemed to wear the undyed robe. Although the robe could change style and shape, she had never seen him take it off.
And at this point, the ‘visual angle’ of the Xuansheng discourse gradually widened.
Looking at the full body image of the White Honourable needs to go a little further into the lens of the "Xuan Sheng Lecture". Practitioners from all over the world swallowed their breath, couldn't help but stare, couldn't even blink their eyes, afraid that they would miss the most important lens.
There are many practitioners who have come into contact with modern technology, and the right hand cannot help but want to click into the void - a behavior called 'pausing welfare’. Practitioners have always had great hand speeds, blessed with handles, and most practitioners are always able to watch some movies, TV shows, videos, reach out and pause to some flashing images.
In anticipation, the lens of the Xuansheng discourse shifted, and the figure of the white honorable appeared in the eyes of all.
But at this moment… a bald figure suddenly appeared just ahead of the white honored.
The position of this bald-headed body station is so clever that it perfectly blocks the body of the white dignified. From the visual perspective of practitioners from all over heaven, you can only see the face of the white dignified and some arms from the shoulder position of the bald-headed figure.
“Fuck! Who's the photographer? Drag him out and cut him. ”
“I'd like to know who this bald guy is. Why does it suddenly appear in the picture? Can we blow him up? ”
[Kirikura ~] This is the language of a human country that I don't know...
“The skinhead is Song Xuansheng, who has been communicating with him since just now, and has given him all the magic treasures and instruments on his body. ”
“Let's not look bald, let's go bald. ”
“Song Xuansheng, I kneel for you, move a little. ”
[Grunting...] This is pure bird language, from a bird demon...
“Not only is the first saint of the millennium a good word, but the card slot is so classic... Senpai Song, please let us live. ”
[Clattering, clattering.] This is a bird language that doesn't know where it is, but it's not the language of the human world...
The practitioners of the heavens and the earth are insane.
Anyway, the summing up means just a few things: [The photographer dies, the big bald head flashes away, and Song Xuansheng Xiao kneels down to ask for a way to live, Song Senior, please lift your legs and move, Qili La and other unknown languages.
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[Jiuzhou No. 1 Group]
Razorblade: “Book Sailing Boy, this position card is really catchy, get out of the way, get out of the way! ”
Shinjun Kitagawa: “Three waves, don't die. After Bai Zheng and Song Shuhang Xiao 'an left the 'World of Heaven Robbery', the group could see your chat record. ”
Bai He Zhenjun: “Bai He Song Roll Crude, don't block my Bai Senior! ”
Oriental Six Fairies: “Ju Song, get out of my way! ”
Fairy Lychee: “Big Song, get out of my way! ”
Dear Prince Feng: “Bu Song, get out of my way! ”
And then, instantly, the Kowloon One group was brushed.
Zhenjun Huangshan: “…"
Zhenjun's fingers are on the option of 'No Talking to the Groups'. Do you want to turn on this feature for a moment?
But honestly, he also found Song Shuhang's card card annoying.
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At last, the scene of 'Xuan Sheng Speech' changed.
Song Shu's sailor took over Bai Zheng's magic apparatus and robe and stood still - he did not know that he had entered the 'Xuan Sheng Speech' scene again.
After handing over all his gear to Song Shuhang, Bai Zhuang rose and left and retreated to the original ferry position.
This time, Song Xuansheng can no longer use his body to shield his welfare! The practitioners of the heavens and the earth once again opened their eyes and did not blink, staring at the images of the 'Xuan Sheng Speech’.
As for what the Daoist Daoist said about ‘how to avoid and procrastinate the arrival of the heavenly pillage', very little attention has been paid to it.
In fact, the contents of the Prefect of Heaven Fields' speech are very inappropriate for speaking in the 'Xuan Sheng Speech'.
If the 'Xuansheng discourse' were to be compared to a speech by a representative of a well-known university ‘graduation ceremony' student, the daywalker's discourse would be ‘how to cheat in an exam’. This is the face of my alma mater at the graduation ceremony.
The problem is that the Daoist Daoist did not think of this, he only wanted to disseminate the contents‘ in the interest of the monks' through the 'Xuan Sheng Sermon'.
Now, the appearance of the White Honourable distracted the attention of the Daoist Daoist ‘Xuan Sheng Speech'. Is this a coincidence or a necessity? Nobody knows, nobody can make it clear.
The image of Xuan Sheng's speech moves...
Finally, the whole body of the White Honored is fully reflected in the picture. This time, there's no big bald head! In the scene, the white honored fly like a cactus walking out of the picture.
The heartbeat of practitioners from all over heaven began to accelerate. Under the robe of the white honored, what is it?
When you look at the image you want to see… suddenly, the lightning explodes in the sea of heaven.
A dazzling ray of light filled the entire picture.
The dazzling thunder instantly covered most of the figure of the white honorable, and in the ‘Xuansheng discourse', the white honorable left only a handsome face and long floating hair. You can still see the elongated palm... and then it's gone.
The practitioners of the heavens and the earth have collapsed.
What's wrong with Thunder of the Day? You'll die in a second!
[Knock, knock, knock!] Language of a different cultivator of an unknown race, possibly related to frogs?
Holy Light? Holy Light?
Who's Holy Knight? Kick it! Holy knights deserve to die.] The ‘Ancient Saints' on the western side practice a series of lying guns.
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Jiuzhou No. 1 group
“Is this clever angle the outbreak of fortunate attributes brought to you by the White Honor?” The sword swept the waves.
Fairy Lychee: “No mistake, otherwise how could there be such a coincidence in the world? Song Shuhang and Thunderbolt just blocked the scene... I'm afraid Senior White's luck started it, it's no good wanting to see the welfare scene. ”
Oriental Six Fairies: “At this time, you should wisely summon Song Shuhang Xiao Friend @ Big Knife Song Yi, Shuhang Xiao Friend, if you can see the news, take out your phone to Bai Senior How many handsome pictures? ”
“How can there be a signal in the world of robbery?” Fairy Lychee said.
“Damn, why can only Song Shuhang see such a picture?” Shiraku Shinjun went mad.
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The power of holy light appeared, breaking the hearts of practitioners from all over heaven.
Thereafter, practitioners from all over the heavens stared at Song Shuhang's background with reluctance - if not for the sudden appearance of 'Senior Song Superior', they would not have blocked the honored white clothes.
Heavenly Robbery in the World
Song Shuhang suddenly felt uncomfortable, as if hundreds of millions of eyes in all heaven were staring at him.
This feeling is exactly the same as when he was previously in the 'Xuan Sheng Speech' state.
“No way. Am I caught in Xuansheng's discourse?” There can be no mistake in Song Shuhang's heart. This impressive feeling must be due to the eyes of so many practitioners in heaven and the world.
Strange, why am I involved in the 'Xuan Sheng Speech' again?
Soon afterwards, Song Shuhang thought of another important thing. He reached out and touched his head... naked.
Wang Tian ~ That is, when Xuan Sheng spoke earlier, he has always been bald head state.
Too bad for the image.
Thinking of this, Song Shuhang pinched a French seal and operated the Forensic Prince's secret technique - hair growth technique.
In vivo ‘innate naive yuan’ prompted, hair growth surgery was successfully carried out.
The next moment, from Song Shuhang's luminous head, black hair burst out. In a blink of an eye, the hair rose wildly.
At two breaths, Song Shuhang's hair grew more than a dozen meters, sprinkled behind him like a waterfall, and dragged on the floor.
In the distance, it is as if Song Shuhang dragged a dozen meters of black cape behind him.
Practitioners of the heavens and the earth: "Lie down! ”
Song Xuansheng, is this live long hair?
Just when everyone's eyes were attracted to Song Shuhang, the second wave of white honored people on the other side was shaped.
A particularly large nuclear bomb has been formed quietly.