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Besides, the identity of Senior White Two is one of the handles of the Nine Ghosts World. If he helps, it's definitely the old driver driving, steady!

But Senior White Two wants to hear jokes again... Song Shuhang looked back, he saw a lot of jokes not long ago, now that I think back, none of them actually feel funny.

No way, as people laugh higher and higher, ordinary short jokes are harder to make people laugh. Some jokes, after laughing once, you go back and think about it, and you realize it's not funny anymore.

Sometimes it's painful to laugh high.

“Senior Bai, wait a minute!” Song Shuhang replied in his head: “Today I will find a joke that will make people laugh. ”

Today, unlike in the past, there are so many seniors present in the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' today, so many people are power, can't so many people crowd out a joke to make Senior White Two happy?

“Okay, give you time to get ready.” Senior White Two is in a very good mood today. There are no restrictions on Song Shuhang.

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At this point, in the local laboratory.

The members of the ‘Jiuzhou Group I' looked depressed, and Song Shuhang shouted: "Gentlemen, if any of you have a classic joke, give me one. ”

Spiritual Butterfly: “…”

Seven honored: “…”

Zhenjun Huangshan: “…"

Su Shi's XVI curiosity asked: "Book Sailing, why are you suddenly laughing? ”

“I just received an old driver from Nine Phantoms... ah no, it's the ‘beep ~’. Again? Anyway, it's the superpower who said he had a way to help us. But you need a joke to make him laugh. Seniors, can I have a joke?” Song Shu Channel.

“Is that the senior? If it was that senior, maybe he could really help us.” Hengfire Zhenjun came to realize that when Song Shuhang helped the Confucian family regain control of the 'Golden Lotus World', there was a senior who could not say the sermon to help secretly.

“What type of joke do you want?” Fairy Lychee asked.

“As long as it's funny enough, just let me know if there is one.” Song Shu Hangdao.

Su Shi A XVI: “I'll look online. ”

Crazy Knife Three Waves: “I remember a lot of interesting moments… but those moments are a bit forbidden. ”

“Senior Mitsunami, I still don't want this.” Song Shuhang waved his hand continuously, he could not imagine himself telling Bai Senior Two eighteen forbidden jokes. If you piss off Senior White Two, it won't be fun to give him an 'Extinction Cannon'.

Zhenjun Huangshan: “Well, I do remember a long time ago. Back then, I was just a four-pitch monk. I've talked to my friends in the group before, but I don't think they've heard of it. ”

Then, Zhenjun Huangshan began to come.

[That was a long time ago, when I was younger, like many of my friends, I went down into the mountains and began to invade the world. One day, Tarzan had a Six Pin Zhenjun senior speaking in the altar, and I rushed a thousand miles to listen to it.

At that time, there were many people listening to the opening speech of the senior, and the whole court was filled with monks from all sides. I just walked down the hill to fix the real world, and I was delighted to see that scene.

I also squeezed into a corner of the court, ready to wait quietly for the opening speech of the Liu Pin Zhenjun.

When I finally squeezed into a suitable position, I turned my head and looked to the side. Seeing a young Taoist with a long body leaning against his pillars, he was also of four statues of character.

I couldn't help but say hello to him: "I'm from Huangshan Road. I just entered four pints. Can you tell me the Yodo Road number? ”

The Taoist suddenly paused and suddenly said, “Fuck off. ”

I was particularly embarrassed at the time, and when I first came out of the woods, for the first time, I deeply experienced the cold of the Brotherhood.

So I didn't say another word to him throughout the whole "Tarzan Speech."

Afterwards, I practiced hard to reach the five quality realms.

Then one day, when I was shopping for materials at a repair market, I actually met the charming young Taoist. At the time, he was at the top of four pints, one step away from five pints, making it worse than I was then.

Somehow, when I saw him again, I suddenly remembered the cold voice of Tarzan when he spoke.

I have a sigh of boredom in my heart and don't throw up uncomfortably.

So... I followed him in the dark, and after leaving 'Shujin City Shu', I found a place where no one was, beating him up.

Speaking of this, Huang Shan Zhen Junton's face was embarrassed.

Song Shuhang looked puzzled - there's nothing funny about this story?

[After beating him to death, I asked him if he remembered me.

He said, "Remember, your name is Huang Shan Dao."

I didn't think he remembered my serial number, so I stunned.

At this point, his mouth twitched: “My name is‘ Fuck off, Housekeeper ’, and the sermon is' Fuck off '. ”

“Pfft ~ ~" Song Shuhang couldn't help laughing: “What happened? ”

“I didn't mention anything later. Anyway, I paid a lot to apologize.” Zhenjun Huangshan smiled dry.

Fairy Lychee: “Luckily, my road name is only 'Lychee’. I won't be sucked by him someday after I met Senior Huang Shan. ”

“Fortunately, my serial number is only the North River, and I didn't give Senior Huang Shan a chance to take a beating.” The North River Scatter added.

Crazy Knife Three Waves: “Fortunately, my serial number is only Three Waves, and I won't be beaten up after somehow reporting the serial number. ”

“No, Senior Mitsunami, you're different. Your serial number is now properly reported and there is a good chance that someone will beat you.” Song Shuhang couldn't help throwing up the trough.

Crazy Knife Three Waves: “…”

“In fact, the serial numbers of all of us in this group are quite normal… before.” When Huang Shan Zhenjun spoke half the time, he changed his mind.

Because recently, the painting style of the Qunli Road number is also very unusual - Song Shuhang with seven Road numbers, and Yoshiko Yu with 365 +1 Road numbers in the future.

“Is this a good joke?” Zhenjun Huangshan asked.

“Wait a minute.” Song Shuhang contacted Senior White Two again in his mind: “Senior White, are you there? Did you hear the joke of Huang Shan Zhenjun? ”

“I'm done.” Senior White Two Ways.

“Interesting? Are you satisfied?” asked Song Shuhang.

“If the score is 100 out of 100, the story barely scores 54. However, if it's your first time getting a near-passing score, I'll give you six extra points, make it 60, and you'll pass.” Senior White Two Dao.

Song Shuhang relieved: “Then ask Senior Bai to help us and send us to Jiuyu! ”

“What are you doing there?” Senior White Two questioned and questioned.

“Hey, Senior, didn't you say there was a way to help us solve the problem?” Song Shuhang countered.

“Yeah, I have a way to help you, but not to send you into the Nine Ghosts. Now it's a metal sphere, and I'm still sleeping in the Evil Lotus World.” Senior White Two replied.

“So where are we going?” Song Shuhang asked curiously.

“The Lord World has a 'heavenly world' where practitioners from all over heaven can ferry, and the Nine Phantoms World naturally has a corresponding place. And, coincidentally, there's a seven-grade contaminated person about to enter the World of Magic. Prepare yourselves for the moment when the contaminated man enters the World of Magic, and I will open a back door and bring you in. Then you stay away from the contaminated person and experiment with the power of the Heavenly Robbery Missile. I'll pull you out after the experiment.” Senior White two ways.

“Is that okay?” Song Shuhang's eyes widened.

“How can I say that I am also the master of the Nine Ghosts? There is still the ability to open the back door.” Senior White Two Dao.

“But are we going to be all right in that ‘Magic World’? You're not gonna get caught up in the Magic Robbery or anything, are you?” Song Shuhang still has some worries.

He almost died because of his last trip to the World of Heaven.

Had it not been for that [sells everything] to come to the house in a timely manner, he might have turned into scum in the sky.

“Don't worry, if I do it myself, there will never be any problems. There will be no problem as long as you do not make contact with the seven-point contaminated person who passed the 'Magic Robbery'.” Senior White Two promised.

With Senior White Two's assurance, Song Shuhang was a little relieved.

“Wait, can my core world open when I enter the World of Magic?” Song Shuhang asked.

Skylark missiles are placed in the core world. If the core world is directly shielded, like entering the Skylark world, he must remove Skylark missiles in advance.

“Rest assured, there's no problem with me as a transit.” Senior White Two Dao.

“Well, can I tell my predecessors about the World of Magic?” Song Shuhang asked.

“Whatever.” Senior White Two cares nothing.

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Everyone in the underground lab looked at Song Shuhang in a closed state and knew he was talking to a super powerful man.

I wonder if he's satisfied with what's interesting about Masaru Huangshan?

At this time, Song Shuhang opened his eyes: “Done. ”

“So what do we do now?” The Seven Patriarchs asked.

“Everybody try to get together, and for a while the old Nine Phantoms driver opens the back door and sends us to a place where we can experiment with the 'Sky Robbery Missile'.” Song Shu Hangdao: “But for a while, the place we're going is not Jiuyu, but a world similar to 'The World of Heaven's Robbery'. So, be safe, don't die touching the seven-point demon that's about to be robbed, and don't get caught up in the robbery. ”

Just as Song Shuhang spoke, Huang Shan Zhenjun suddenly took out his phone and took a look.

“Just now, the Queen Door Skylark suddenly said she was going to rob. But the crossing was not heavenly robbery, it seemed to be the magic of the Nine Unseen Worlds, and she was completely polluted.” Huangshan Zhenjundao.

What a coincidence.

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