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Chapter 1101: What a pain in the ass!
My daughter-in-law, who soaked beans online, came to Jiangnan University City to find me. What am I going to do, wait online, it's urgent.
‘Chuchu’ blinked his eyes and looked at Song Shuhang.
She has been in senior year this semester. She will be taking the college exam next semester. Naturally, the goal is to enter Jiangnan University City...
She took the day off to visit the beans in Jiangnan University City. She wants to see if the beans are really in Gangnam University City.
She was lucky and soon found the beans.
Beans are more handsome than what you see online, and more handsome than the elevated brothers in the movies. I can't get tired of looking at it at all, it's very temperamental from all angles, and it's more handsome than the stars that her classmates chase.
It's the sound of beans. It's getting a little weird...
Song Shuhang awkwardly touched his nose and was staring at his hair by this little girl.
“Did you come to Jiangnan University City by yourself?” Song Shuhang asked.
“Hmm.” Chu Chu nodded. “But I didn't sneak out. I told my dad I was coming to visit my friends in the Gangnam area, and my dad agreed. ”
Song Shuhang: “...” Is this little girl's father so broad? Is it real?
The most troublesome thing right now is, how do you explain your relationship with the beans to this little girl?
Rationally, it would be better to confess directly to her. Otherwise, a lie needs to be remedied with more lies, and it will only become more and more troublesome.
But the problem is, beans are a wong. How is he going to introduce the beans to this sister?
In fact, it's always been a puppy you play games with, lovely Kimba. She'll go crazy, won't she?
“Have a seat.” Song Shuhang moved a position to the side and asked Chu to sit down first.
“Mmm.” Chu Chutian smiled. Sitting next to Song Shuhang, his hands hung together and his face fluttered red.
“Hello, Shuhang... who is this little girl? Didn't you have an appointment with Miss Su?” Kocoum approached Song Shuhang and whispered in his ear.
Song Shuhang, is this guy on two boats?
“It's a long story, it's not my pot, I'll explain it to you later.” Song Shuhang rubbed his temple in anguish.
“Beans, don't you want me to come?” Chuchu looked angry at Song Shuhang and asked timidly. She suddenly remembered a lot of online bloody romance scenes.
“No, it's not that I'm worried about.” Song Shuhang sighed.
Wait...
I'm so upset!
It's a bean thing to worry about, okay? Why do I have to live for it?
I'm not a bean, and I'm not the one who blossoms online. I don't even have my own love line. Where's the time to get my love line for Beans?
How to explain to Chu Chu Sister, how to deal with Chu Chu Sister, all beans need headaches.
“It's actually a long story, Chu Chu, wait a minute, I'll make a call.” Song Shu Hangdao.
“Oh.” Chu nodded nicely.
Song Shuhang took out his phone, exported his contacts, then found the number of the beans, and called him.
I heard that beans are now being held by Huangshan Zhenjun. I hope the phone can be connected.
Luckily... the bean phone is on.
“Wang, what are you calling me for?” The sound of the beans comes out of the phone.
Song Shuhang: “…”
Nima, what's the name of a dead man?
“Hello? Hello? Why aren't you talking? Did you misdial your phone in your pocket?” Beans screamed.
Song Shuhang: “No, no misdialing. I just can't stand what you call me weird for a second. ”
“I'm not practicing… To resist Huangshan's foolishness to marry me, I've been practicing lately how to make the worst first impression when we meet.” The beans are proud of the ocean lane.
Song Shuhang: “I don't think you need to practice at all, just use your instincts to make the worst first impression. ”
“Am I that good? Ha-ha-ha, I'm so sorry.” Beans laughed.
Song Shuhang toothache: “I'm not praising you. ”
“Shh, like a dead man, he's so shy.” Doudou.
Song Shuhang creepy: “Don't talk like that, we're still good friends. ”
“Wang, what's wrong with calling me?” Doudou.
“Chu Chu is here.” Song Shu Hangdao.
“What?” Beans stunned.
“Chu Chu came to Jiangnan University City to see me and is sitting next to me now.” Song Shuhang repeated: “Now, do you want to talk to her yourself? ”
Beans: “…”
“Brother, that's all I can do for you. Next, talk to Chu Chu yourself and explain things to her.” Song Shu Hangdao.
He then handed the phone to a puzzled Chu Chu.
“Here, talk to the beans.” Song Shu Hangdao.
Chu Chu's face pressed: “Talk to the beans? What about you?”
“I'm not a bean.” Song Shuhang smiled gently.
Chu Chu opened his mouth and his lovely little face was full of shock and he couldn't think.
“In fact, beans... look a lot like me. So often someone mistakes him for me.” Song Shuhang laughed.
Anyway, the bean dog has not yet been shaped. When you wait for his five dishes, let it be shaped with caution. A little bit like him will be fine.
“Is that so?” Chu Chu's little face blushed, then she took Song Shuhang's phone, frightened call: “Beans? ”
“Wang, it's me, wife.” The familiar bean sounds come from the phone.
That voice, that tone, that's right... that's the bean she knows.
But what happened to Song Shuhang in Jiangnan University City?
“Wife, you find a quiet place, I'll talk to you alone. Stay away from Song Shuhang, don't let him hear you.” The sound of the beans rang.
Song Shuhang: “…”
“Oh.” Chu Chu nodded, then she stood up and nodded with apologies to Song Shuhang, then ran away from the classroom.
Song Shuhang relieved after seeing the little girl leave.
“Hey, Book Sailing... what did this little girl have to do with you?” Tubor and others asked curiously.
“It's a friend of mine, dating a girl on an online tour.” Song Shuhang exclaimed.
“What, the girls on the internet have such a high quality?” Earthwave eyes wide open: “What game? ”
“I don't know, I didn't do that online tour.” Song Shuhang shrugged his shoulders.
“Then how did she get to Gangnam University City to find you?” Kocoum pushed his eyes: “There must be an affair. ”
“Fuck you.” Song Shu Hangdao: “In fact, that's what bothers me. My friend was weird, and when the girl asked what it looked like, she sent my picture to her. ”
Mr. Gao: “…"
Tuba: “…”
Yangde: “…”
Bear Donghua next door: “Shit, please give me a dozen friends like this! ”
Thinking about the happiness of a friend all his life, why can't he meet a friend who picks up a girl for a friend?
“Is your friend missing a partner or a pendant?” Tubo is serious: “Next time, let him send me a picture while he's playing the game. Even my home address can be sent out, I really don't mind. ”
Yang De: "Shuhang, are we friends? ”
“What are you trying to say?” Song Shuhang's mouth twitched.
“If we're good friends, your friends are my friends.” Yang De patted his chest: “Brother, I have a set of art photos, especially the handsome kind. Send it to your friend for me. Next time you meet a girl who needs to send a picture, tell him to send my picture. I authorize, without charge, the portrait usage fee. ”
“Are you so thirsty?” Song Shuhang smiled bitterly.
“You already have Teacher Su, how can you understand the pain of our bachelor? How difficult it is to find a beautiful woman these days.” The earth waves sighed.
“Actually, I fell in love with Bai Crane at first sight.” The corner of Yangde's mouth rose, “I've been thinking back a few days, and I'm starting to feel that Bai Crane has a handsome beauty, and she has an angelic warmth on her. Book Sailing, what do you think would happen if I went on a date with Shirakura? ”
Yang De actually likes Shinjo Shinjo?
Song Shuhang suddenly felt so happy...
Well, the feminine white crane seniors are adorable indeed. It's not surprising that Yang De likes her. After all, men are ‘visual animals' and instinctively like good things.
“Cough, if you confess to her, she might shit you.” Song Shu Hangdao: “Because she has someone she likes. ”
“Fuck, who is it? Let me know who my enemy is!” The dirt waves.
Song Shuhang: “...” Doesn't Yangde like white cranes? Tubor, what are you up to?
“White Crane, do you have someone you like? Oh, my God, no. ”
“No, my new goddess has a lover? ”
“Too cruel, obviously just transferred to school Bai Crane classmate, I just fell in love, but immediately lost my love again. ”
Peer to peer, there is actually a piece of classmate wailing.
Song Shuhang: “…”
How many people have secretly fallen in love with the White Crane senior?
“Tell me, who did Baek Crane really like?” Gao asked a certain curiosity.
“As you all know, the hero of the Battle of the Last Law.” Song Shu Hangdao.
Yang De: “My God, it's over.” All he had to do was think of that dusty man, the handsome non-human being, and he was desperate. Love enemies have no chance at all if they exist.
“Song, do you have a boyfriend?” At this time, another voice sounded behind Song Shuhang's body.
“Fuck!” Song Shu Hangdao, is it too animal?
Siroly was so young, she wanted to do it to her?
Believe it or not, he'll call the police right away.
“Three years of blood, no loss of the death penalty!” The back channel.
“Blood for life and the death penalty.” Correct again.
“Poetry classmates are definitely no worse than White Crane classmates for a few years. ”
“Book early to avoid tens of millions of competitors later. ”
Song Shuhang: “…”