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Dear Phoenix: “Note Orphan + 1”

Fairy Lychee: “Note Orphan + 2”

I am the little white crane around the corner of the sky: “Junior, I have a Divine Gong," Boy Gong, "I need a single dog to practice. Are you interested in practicing? Give it to you for nothing. ”

Pharmacist: "injection orphan + 3”

Pharmacist: "Baihe Daoyou, don't destroy the formation. ”

Jusong: “…”

Swallow Monk: “Master Song Shi, do you understand? ”

Big Song: “…”

Guo Da: “[Cute dog face]”

This time, when Guo Da gave the dog's head expression, the whole 'Jiuzhou No. 1 group' chat rhythm suddenly became like Mr. Destiny strangled his throat, instantly calmed down.

Everyone knows that Guo Dazheng's next call must be the expression [Rubbing the dog head upstairs]. It's a good end, no one likes to be rubbed by Guo Dazheng.

This shit wants to go dark, everybody satisfies him.

But this time... most of the day later, Guo Da did not reply.

Weird. Is Guo Da out of line?

Shall we continue with the Dark Book Sailing, my friend? But what if it's dark and Guo Da comes out again?

As the public pondered, [System message hint: (* * * * * *) Da Yangzhu Guo Da, has been forbidden by the administrator of Seven Respecters for 5 minutes.

Seven Reverends: “Okay, let's continue. ”

Don't be afraid of Guo Da popping up and rubbing his head.

North River scattered: “Seven repair seniors did a good job. ”

Fairy Lychee: “2333, I just had a private conversation with Senior Seven Shu. Let him come here and forbid him to say anything. ”

Seven Firms: “[Thumb expression] Go on, I have business to attend to. Let's go. Notice the time, I banned Guo Da for five minutes. ”

Razorblade: “Come on, let's get on with what we were talking about. Book Sailing Little Friend, one thing you can understand from what you just said is that Daoist who fainted in the making of songs is a fairy, right? You just used the word 'she’. ”

Shinjun Kitagawa: “Why do we say you're orphaned? A delicate fairy, unconscious beside you. You don't want to take good care of her, but you want to throw her aside and make her naturally awake? ”

Dear Prince Feng: “Little friend of Book and Navigation, you don't understand women. ”

I'm a little white crane around the corner: “To be honest, I always thought a man like Song Shuhang would only appear in ‘joke segments’. Didn't think so. Didn't think so. ”

Big Song: “Hey, did I say you misunderstood something? Though it's a fairy, it's also a beautiful woman. But there is a master. And, Emoticons, my emotions are still above standard. ”

Prince Xuan Feng: “It's boring. If you have a half-dozen talents, then why are you obscuring? ”

Swallow Monk: “I thought I had a chance to bring my book sailing buddies into the Buddha Gate. ”

Song Shuhang: “…” So it's my fault?

Razorblade: “Is this fairy married? ”

Big Song: “There's going to be a wedding soon, I guess. ”

Razorblade: “So you're not married yet, are you? In that case, you still have a chance! Male unmarried, female unmarried. ”

[System message prompt: (* * * * * *) The sword has been banned from speaking for an hour by the Administrator Seven Respecters.

Seven Reverends: “Changed the way or couldn't I stop you from dying? Four-wave friends. Be careful who comes to the door to cut you off. ”

Shinjun Kitagawa: “Four waves are higher than three waves, I feel he will only die more... sigh. ”

I'm the little white crane around the corner: “Seriously, Book Sailing, it's not good for you to just leave someone's fairy hanging. At least they should be brought to bed to rest. ”

Duke Feng: “With regard to soothing the damage caused by the song of the making pope, I recommend a method - a bubble bath or a hot bath. The last time I heard the song, I got dizzy, went home for a bath, and was refreshed. ”

“The book sailor said the fairy is still in a coma. How can you take a hot bath? Big problems would arise if the book sailing buddy carried her to take a hot bath.” Swallow Cloud Monk Dao.

Talking about it, the group's topic suddenly got distorted again.

From the beginning, 'Healing the Song of the Creating Pope', we talked about the topic of 'hot baths’.

Tianfu Equipment Zong Yang String: “[evil smile] In other words, I remember that there are many people in the realm of repair who can sell the price of bath water. ”

Supersong: “0_0”

Big Song: “In reality, I've heard of some ghost animal guys who will taste good enough to drink beautiful bath water. Is there such a gentleman in the realm of repair? ”

But think about it. Most monks are people, and people have hobbies. Not surprisingly, there are perverts in the monks.

Prince Feng: “Ha ha ha, Yang Chong, you are purely malicious. ”

Fairy Lychee: “Seriously, in the realm of repair, beautiful bath water can't sell much. It's not about beauty, it's about other factors. Like I'm fixing the real world is kind of beautiful, but nobody wants my bath water. However, there are many people in our group who want to buy Shinjun's bath water. ”

Song Shuhang: “…”

The bath water for Jung-jung?

Song Shuhang had a picture in his mind - Zhenjungo Zhenju swimmed in the bathtub in his body, and after a swim, he got up. Then, a large group of monks rushed over in fear and drank bath water.

Evil ~ ~ This scene is so beautiful, he dared not think too much.

To give birth to a male hegemony: “Fuck, what's gotten into me? I didn't say a word from the beginning to the end, so you pulled me out to lie down? Little Lychee, you're not being generous. ”

“Because in the group, all I remember is Zhenjun Boba, your bath water sold for a lot of money, and it counts as heavenly price. [Covered smile]” Lychee Fairy said.

“It's a dark life I can't look back on, okay?” To give birth to a male footed hegemony: “And it's not bath water, it's dragon soup. When I was younger, I almost died playing with it and took off several layers of skin. Good thing I got away with it. ”

Song Shuhang heard about this place and understood what was going on.

He asked curiously, "So... what happened to the old bastard? ”

“Of course I killed him, I escaped the day I was born, and when the training was complete, the first one went to kill him. How can I practice if I don't kill him?” Jung-jun, hey, smile.

After that, the topic of Jiuzhou No. 1 group is back on track.

Fairy Lychee started talking to everyone about the [Battle of the True Wushu Cup Goddess], which is an upcoming competition on True Wushu Island. Fairy Lychee sees the third prize for the spiritual beast 'cocoon cow', this time she wants to win.

Song Shuhang knew nothing about the matter and could not penetrate his mouth. After thinking about it, he left the chat group page and turned off his phone.

In front of her, the Floating Fairy is still in a coma. It will take a long time to faint to see her.

Song Shuhang thought about it and sacrificed the sword to crush it, a clever challenge. A layer of light emerged from the crushing, lifting the surfacing fairy.

Thereafter, Book Sail defended the flying sword and walked to the room of the Floating Fairy.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw Siroli rubbing her eyes out: "Brother Song, time is almost up, we are going to class. ”

The next moment, she blinked her eyes and looked at the comatose levitating fairy behind Song Shuhang: “Brother Song, what did you do to this levitating fairy? ”

“Don't talk nonsense.” Song Shu Hangdao: “She listened to the king's song and passed out. ”

“Oh.” Shi Mengmei nodded, then suddenly she asked, "Brother Song, are you interested in having a daughter? The cute one, the adorable one? ”

Song Shuhang: “Pfft ~ ~ ~"

Poetry is cute, but he's just a sophomore. He's only 18 years old. What kind of daughter does he have? Besides, does he really look that old?

“Brother Song, don't get me wrong. I'm not asking you to take me as your daughter.” Siroly swings hands in unison.

Song Shuhang: “Then why are you suddenly asking this question? ”

“It was the candle I had to ask.” Poetry grinned, “I also felt the candles were ridiculous, but she had to ask for her. ”

“Candle?” Song Shuhang immediately remembered with the poem, that younger Laurie, the poetry teacher and sister, seemed a little smaller than fruit.

“Well, she wants to be the stepdaughter of Brother Song.” Poetry.

Song Shuhang: “For Mao? Don't tell me she feels nice looking at me or something, I don't believe it. ”

“After recognizing the schoolmaster brother as the godfather, she could come down to Jiangnan University City for a while in the name of visiting the godfather.” Siroly takes it seriously.

Song Shuhang: “…”

“Although the candle is a bit of a fuss, I really thought about it, because it's also good for Brother Song, so I forwarded her request to Brother Song.” Poetry is serious.

Song Shuhang: “Benefits? ”

“Well, the candle's parents disappeared while exploring an ancient castle, and her grandfather raised her ever since. Her grandfather Zhenjun Duck Pear is one of the number one refiner teachers in our door. Brother Book Navigator, you've been promoted to four grades. You're about to build your own magic trick. If the candle identifies you as the godfather, then Shinjun Duck Pear will definitely help Brother Song build his own lifestyle instrument.” The poem blinked.

Song Shuhang: “Lure? ”

“Well, because the candle wants to worship Brother Song as the godfather, think about Brother Book Navigator, you can't even say yes. So I think the best way to use lure.” Poetry is serious.

Song Shuhang laughed: “Are you so sure that Candle's grandfather, Mayujun Duck Pear, would agree that Candle would recognize me as his godfather? You know, my fix wasn't high. And... I'm only 18 years old. ”

“Eighteen years old is not young. He was the father of several children in ancient times.” Speaking of poetry, his eyes were slightly heavy: “Moreover, if the candle was to recognize the father, his grandfather would not refuse as long as the character could, even ordinary people. ”

The parents of the candle disappeared when she was a little girl, because of this, Makoto Duck Pear would not refuse.

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PS: There's another hand-painted diagram on the public account today. It's a lovely little Lori. Want to see it? Two days later, the famous handsome man in the group Jiuzhou No. 1 killed Phoenix.