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Chapter 1217: Believe Me, If I Sell You, You'll Count My Money
“But it doesn't matter, because I have such a bad memory, Lord Chu dedicated himself to engraving a formation on my umbrella. You can let me go home with one click, and when I get home, I'll know how to get to Time City. Don't worry, Senior Big Song.” The Umbrella Man points to his umbrella, which has a complicated array.
Song Shuhang: “…”
“Come on, Junior, and come home with me.” Say it. The Umbrella Man stretches his hand over his umbrella and activates the formation method.
The next moment, a sparkling space door appears in front of two people.
Look at the glow, look at the smell, it's Lord Chu's space door.
Song Shuhang doesn't know from what angle to spit.
Umbrella Taoist enthusiastically took Song Shuhang and stepped into the door of space.
Opposite the Space Gate is an ordinary bamboo tower, which is the home of the Umbrella Patriarch and has a very vibrant building.
“Senior Big Song, why don't you come to my cave first? I haven't had a guest in my house in a long time.” The Umbrella Daoist looked forward to Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang sighed: “It's not too late to be a guest when you get back from Time City. ”
God knows when the Umbrella Man will somehow forget him. It's best to get a detailed map of the Bishui Pavilion from the Umbrella Man.
Umbrella Man: “Yes, it's important. Senior Big Song, wait for me in the house. I have a map here. In a moment, if I forget again, you can use that map to get to Time City. ”
“Okay.” Song Shuhang nodded, looking like a strange memory, but the Umbrella Man's ability to handle things was very good.
Song Shuhang entered the bamboo building and found a chair to sit on.
Yas has not yet shown signs of awakening, Song Shuhang temporarily sent her to the core world.
“I'll go upstairs and get the map. Please wait for me, Senior Song.” The Umbrella Man went upstairs.
Looking at his distant figure, Song Shuhang was somewhat worried... what if this goods went upstairs and forgot him and went to sleep upstairs?
Wait for him. If he hasn't come down in a while, go upstairs and find him.
But this time, the Umbrella Man never forgot.
He soon came down from upstairs.
“Here, Senior Big Song, this is a map from my house to Time City. With it, even if I forget something for a while, it won't slow you down.” The Umbrella Man handed over a wrinkled piece of paper.
Song Shuhang took over the paper group and couldn't help but smoke the corner of his mouth.
Umbrella buddy, please be kind to Mr. Map. The map is for viewing, not for rubbing into balls.
Sighed, Song Shuhang opened the paper group.
What he saw, however, was not a map, but a letter in ancient script.
Song Shuhang's face pressed. He raised his head and looked at the Umbrella Daoist: “Where's the map? ”
Then he saw the Umbrella Man lost his eyes, and he was staring at himself, and suddenly he said, "Who are you, Taoist? How are you in my house? Huh... is that Senior Big Song? Did you come to my house as a guest? That's great. I haven't had a guest in my house for a long time. I'll make you some tea right away. ”
Come on, the Umbrella Man flew upstairs to make tea.
Song Shuhang: Horse balls. Again?
Besides, Song Shuhang is very suspicious of what Umbrella Taoist said about 'no guests at home for a long time’. I'm afraid he won't even remember if a guest comes.
Sighed, Song Shuhang looked at the letter again.
The words on it are written in ancient languages. Song Shuhang is‘ illiterate in ancient times’. Few ancient languages are known.
I must learn ancient languages and reject illiteracy when I have time.
As he was about to put this letter away, suddenly, there was a faint light flashing through the letter. After the light, the text on it carries the attribute of ‘synchronous translation’, just as the effect of the Sacred Scripture was seen in Confucian households that year.
Song Shuhang understood the meaning of these words.
× × × × × ×
Eternal youth and beautiful Lord Chu Gang:
Hello, are you still staying at Bishuikou today?
The following text.
First of all, congratulations on your promotion to the Nine Grades Realm. You are as strong as I thought, and no more terrible demons can stop you from believing.
The last time I saw you in public, I was moved to cry and shed a hundred tears in my life. You know, of my 100 tears, more than 90 were beaten to death and only eight tears touched, so it's especially precious. I'll send it to you the next time I get a chance and you can keep it.
Besides, I see you've been exploring your path, taking the last step.
If it is normal, I should congratulate you and congratulate you on your testimony to the great realm of habitat. But right now, I have to tell you something seriously.
Please slow down a bit before you step out of your way. There will be no opportunity to look back when this step is taken. Now is not the time to step into the realm of growth.
This is very important, and I must remind you repeatedly, to slow down now and not to take that step of the path of eternal life.
As a matter of fact, there are three important things to say, but I'm sure you can understand what I mean by just saying it twice. After all, you're so smart.
As for why you can't take that step of eternal life, I can't explain it to you in my letter. It's not that I don't want to describe them, it's that I can't write them down or say them out.
Believe me, I won't hurt you.
Believe me, I'll always be on your side.
Believe me, even if I did sell you, you'd still be sweet while counting your sales money for me.
Salute!
Wish: good health, good teeth, good taste.
Your best friend: Song Yi.
Time: I forgot what time it is today, anyway you have been living in Bishui Pavilion, don't need to remember the time.
× × × × × ×
Song Shuhang: “…”
He finally understood why the letter had been rubbed into a ball.
Song Wood is definitely the bearer of the ancient Sanlang virus, writing a letter with a strong sense of provocation.
If he were Lord Chu, he would surely rub this letter into a bunch, then send back 10,000 grass mud, no... 10,000 is too few, at least 100,000 live jumping grass mud to Song Yi, that is, Song Wood, so that the guy could be severely trampled by 100,000 grass mud.
As mentioned in the letter, Song Wood had been beaten to tears and more than ninety tears were shed. Just don't know that more than ninety tears are a drop at a time? Or more drops at once? If it's just one drop at a time, it means he's been beaten and cried 90 times.
But the most important thing in this letter is not that Song Wood has been beaten to tears. Instead, he notified Lord Chu of his orders, so that she would not step out of her own path of longevity and let her pause for a while.
Why is that?
Will there be a great crisis once the path of eternity has been taken? Moreover, according to Song Wood, the crisis is likely to be one of ‘no turning back'.
Master Chu must have read this letter, is that why Master Chu did not take the last step and did not promote to the habitat?
As Song Shuhang pondered, the Umbrella Man came down from upstairs with a set of tea utensils.
“Senior Song, have some tea.” The Umbrella Man smiled and handed over a hot cup of tea.
Song Shuhang had to take the teacup, and then he saw the teacup, half a cup of tea, and a small amount of water.
Wonder, this guy won't forget how to drink tea, will he?
Is that how tea is made? Is this half cup of tea for dinner?
The Umbrella Man really did eat when he picked up his own cup of tea, took a sip of dry tea, and started pouring tea into his mouth, chewing it up and eating it deliciously.
Song Shuhang: “…”
“Senior Big Song, don't you drink? This tea is delicious, just too much bitterness to chew.” Umbrella is humane.
Song Shuhang: “So how long can your memory last?” Can't even remember the common sense in these lives, how he used to live in Bishui Pavilion?
“I don't know, I've tested before, but I forgot.” Umbrella is humane.
Song Shuhang: “If I borrowed something from you, would you turn around and forget? ”
The Umbrella Man said proudly: “Of course not. I remember clearly what I borrowed. ”
“The friend lent me some spiritual stones.” Song Shu Hangdao.
Umbrella Man: “How much do you need to borrow from Senior Big Song? ”
“Do you have six pints of spirit stone? Ten?” Song Shu Channel.
The Umbrella Taoist grasped the body for a moment and really touched ten six-pin spirit stones. He handed them to Song Shuhang: “Here, boss Song Senior. ”
Song Shuhang took over the spirit stone and sensed it.
He can sense pure spiritual power from it. Are these spiritual stones real? Not an illusion?
At this time, the Umbrella Patriarch took out his little book and wrote on it: “Today, Song Xuansheng borrowed from me ten six-pin spirit stones, marked. ”
After he finished writing, he tagged another mark like a date.
Song Shuhang: “…”
“Senior, what can I do for you?” The Umbrella Man looked up again and asked.
Song Shuhang: “Let's go to Time City. ”
Umbrella Man: “Time City I will walk, come, Senior Song, I will show you the way. ”
This time, he didn't mention the ‘map' again.
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The Umbrella Man has forgotten twice on the way.
Song Shuhang had experience. When he forgot himself, he opened the door and told him to go directly to Time City.
From "home" to "Time City", the Umbrella Man was familiar, and eventually did not take the wrong road again, and smoothly brought Song Shuhang to Time City.
But when he arrived in Time City, he found Lord Chu standing at the door of Time City with a sharp eye.
“Lord Chu, you're awake.” Song Shuhang waved.
“Hmm.” Lord Chu answered: “You met him? ”
Did she say Umbrella Man?
“And the letter to you?” Lord Chu asked.
Song Shuhang pulled out the letter and handed it over to Lord Chu: “Is this it? ”
Lord Chu received the letter and rubbed it into a bunch and threw it far away.
The Umbrella Man flew out of nowhere, chasing the paper...