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Chapter 1272: The Bridesmaid? The best man?
When I heard that name, Song Shuhang first remembered the beans in his mind.
The "bride" who's getting married tomorrow won't run away from home again. Didn't he say that Zhou Li is watching it?
I really don't know... Beans are experts who run away from home after all, Zhou Li's means have been touched by beans, I can't help it.
But the beans haven't been promoted to five. If this‘ Nicholas bean 'is really a bean, should it just be illusion or some other kind of illusion, to communicate with Mom?
“I'll be right back.” Song Shu Hangdao.
If it's a bean, what's it doing in Smelly City today? Tomorrow is its wedding, Huangshan Zhenjun will definitely take it back. If you're looking for yourself, you should go to Gangnam University City to find him, right?
With a belly full of doubt, Song Shuhang flew home.
After opening the door, Song Shuhang Yueyao saw her busy figure in the kitchen.
In the living room, a man with long blonde hair sat steadily.
His five officers have a mixed Midwestern style, a soft face and a deep eye.
The man held the cup of tea and saw Song Shuhang come in, smiling slightly, smiling a little.
Song Shuhang tried to cope with the aura, but the blonde man had no energy and looked like an ordinary man.
Mama Song: “Book Sailing, you're back. Treat your friends well and I'll make you snacks. ”
Song Shuhang nodded and responded: "Okay. ”
Then he sat next to the blonde and lowered his voice: "Beans? ”
“Wang, now please call me Nicolas Bean.” The blonde answered.
Song Shuhang: “…”
Watching the heavens, what a bean.
“How did you get out? And what's with the fucking name?” Song Shu Hangdao.
Doudou took out an ID card and handed it to Song Shuhang: “I asked Snow Wolf Cave owner to make me a human ID card a long time ago, and that's what it said. Wang ~ So I used it this time. ”
Song Shuhang looked at the ID card. The Chinese name ‘Nicholas Bean’ on it is old and prominent. There is also a photograph of a blonde.
Is that really a good name? Snow Wolf Cave owner didn't use a fake ID card to ignore beans, did he?
“What happened to your appearance? You're not Kimba, are you? Do you have any other dogs?” Song Shuhang asked.
Kimba is a Chinese dog breed, is it for the beans now look like hybrids?
Beans shake their long blonde hair: “Of course, to match this ID card's illusory appearance. When I took the photo of my ID, I couldn't imagine myself as a human being, so Snow Wolf Cave owner applied a world-renowned look, modified it, and now I have what I am. ”
Song Shuhang: “So now you're using illusion? ”
“Exactly, using a special magic instrument, illusioned. Realistic effect, but also converges your breath. I used to rely on this manipulator to avoid Zhou Li's searches. But then he found a way to crack my instrument, which I never used again.” Doudou sighed, "he said.
Technology has been evolving and repairs have been advancing. Anti-tracking and tracking tools are also constantly being updated.
Zhou Li's tracking methods are backed by Zhenjun Huangshan and an entire team, and the anti-tracking means or magic apparatus of beans require him to do it himself.
Bean hearts get tired thinking about that.
“You ran away from home again today?” Song Shuhang asked.
Beans sighed: “Not today. Today I applied to Huangshan Dayi for a day out. We have to go back at 6: 00 p.m. ”
“Then why did you come to Wenzhou City? If I hadn't happened to be back today, you wouldn't have touched me.” Song Shu Hangdao.
Doudou turned a white eye: “I didn't come all the way here to see you, I came here to see some old friends. And then I remembered that your house was nearby, and I stopped by to check it out. Also... I heard that Wenzhou City opened a hospital and introduced the next door Thai degenerative technology, which is really great, so I wanted to check it out. ”
“What, transgender technology?” Song Shuhang's face was disgusting.
“Nah, Book Sailing. I'm getting married tomorrow.” Doudou.
Song Shuhang nodded, "I know, I still have the invitation from Huangshan Zhenjun. ”
“Then I stared at my bean last night and found it hadn't disappeared.” Doudou took it seriously.
Song Shuhang: “Huh? ”
Beans continued: “Since I'm going to marry someone, I'm going to marry a dog. So I've been wondering, maybe I'm a puppy, but Huang Shan Da Dumb has practiced magic on me since I was a kid. When the time comes, maybe I'll be a pussy. But tomorrow I'm getting married, but I haven't turned into a pussy. ”
“So you're looking for a transgender hospital for transgender surgery and turning into a pussy?” Song Shuhang tried to ask.
“Hey, hey, how's that possible?” Beans hey hey smile: “I was thinking, if you become a puppy, go to this hospital right away and re-turn into a dog. I'm not really going to be married to a puppy. It's ruined. ”
Song Shuhang: “…”
After the beans were finished, they were soft on the couch and spinning with teacups in their hands.
It's now ‘hallucinating’, so it's actually spinning with two front cups? It's a tough move.
Song Shuhang has never seen it so impeccably picked since he knew the beans.
Huangshan Zhenjun's ‘wedding beans’ did torment the beans miserably.
“Beans, do you regret producing Huangshan's Big Silly Song now?” Song Shuhang asked.
Remember when Mayu Huangshan decided to marry the beans, it was the hand tractor competition, the beans in front of all the brothers, after playing the "Song of the Great Fool of Huangshan", Mayu decided to marry the beans.
“How is it possible to bear the consequences of one's own death, even by biting one's teeth? That was Sanwa's old quote. Everyone is an adult, dare to take responsibility.” Beans are proud to say, "If time turns around, I'll triple the sound of the Huangshan Big Silly Song to make the song louder! ”
Triple wave disease is late, it's hopeless.
Late in the excitement, the beans became impeccably picked and sat soft on the couch.
Half a mile later.
“Book Sailing, are you my good friend?” Peas suddenly asked.
Song Shuhang looked at the powerless beans and said softly: “Kind of. ”
When he first stepped in to fix it, the beans gave him a lot of help… although they caused him a lot of trouble.
“Should there be blessings and misfortune in Book Navigation, if it is a good friend?” Doudou's eyes lit up: “So, the day you married, you were my best man... no, be my bridesmaid! ”
“I refuse!” Song Shu Channel.
Beans: “You liar, didn't you promise to be a good friend for life? ”
“A good friend of a lifetime is not sick, a bridesmaid of honor is impossible.” Song Shu Hangdao.
“None of you guys can count on it.” Beans bite the teeth off the canal.
Song Shuhang: “You went to Wenzhou City to find friends, just to find someone to be your best man... maid of honor? ”
“Otherwise, what do you think I'm doing all the way here?” The beans rolled a white eye.
Song Shuhang pinched his chin and laughed: “Tsk, are you willing to marry someone and not resist? ”
Are you giving in to destiny?
“There's nothing to resist, ‘marrying' is just a ritual anyway. Did you hear a word? ‘Marry out the daughter, spill out the water.’ As long as I get married, Huang Shan Da Dumb can no longer care about me. When I get married, I run away. Hey, hey, hey.” The beans are proud of the ocean lane.
But after completing his pride, the beans returned to an unsophisticated shape.
Prenuptial phobia?
Or are you about to marry someone who can't afford to marry Masaru Huang?
Anyway, this gas powerless version of beans is really rare.
Song Shuhang was a little impatient, “Beans, did you ever think... if you were actually married to a puppy? ”
Though nominally the beans marry the brothers of the 'Floating Fairy’. But if the plot moves smoothly, it is likely that the beans will be married by then by the puppy fairy.
“Huh.” Beans look up, ghost: “Many friends have consoled me before, and explained to me that Huangshan's silly personality could not marry me to a dog. But... Yesterday I saw the groom, a powerful elder dog from [Barking Camp]. ”
Song Shuhang: “…”
You're the boss of Floating Fairy, aren't you? Remember what the Floating Fairy said about her brother hanging out in [Barking Camp].
“Forget it, I'm going to keep looking for some friends. See if anybody wants to suffer with me when I'm my bridesmaid.” Doudou stood up and put down the teacup.
Song Shuhang advised: “Beans, why don't you go find a good friend or Shinjun Baihe, after all, as a bridesmaid of honor, normal male repair will definitely not agree. ”
“Impossible.” Ghost of beans: “My good friend Sister, all Chu Chu. I would never tell them about marrying someone. ”
“Pfft ~ ~” Song Shuhang couldn't help laughing.
Beans rolled a white eye.
“If it doesn't work, you can go to Jiuzhou No. 1 and find some fairies to count. Fairies of Lychee, Fluorescent Fairy, Oriental Six Fairy, etc., if you look for them, they should be willing to be your bridesmaids.” Song Shu Channel.
“No.” Beans shook their heads: “It's already embarrassing to marry people. If you call them bridesmaids, they will only be ridiculed more. ”
So... the beans are actually looking for a large group of ‘male’ bridesmaids to share this‘ shame ’?
“Actually, Doudou, although Huangshan Zhenjun said you were ‘married'. But you can take the initiative, put up a 'married' stand, and you can form a group of best men to marry each other for the bride.” Song Shu Channel.
“Huh?” The beans suddenly lit up.
Huangshan Zhenjun said he wanted to marry him, but he was a dog. Why would he marry him?
“Book sailing, we're good friends, right?” Doudou: “Come be my best man! ”