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Chapter 1295: Sludge Man? excuse_me?
Zhou Lihaha laughed: “Don't worry, we are already ready! The loneliness of this guy trying to rob a marriage is delusional! Doudou, don't worry, with me away, you can surely marry out in peace. ”
After marrying the beans out, it had its own home and stopped running away from home. Then he doesn't have to wipe his ass behind the beans anymore.
In this way, he has enough time to date Mr. Yuqin Ouyang, think about it and feel beautiful and harsh.
Beans, I'm going to marry you today even if I'm desperate. Then you'll be happy in the future... so will I.
Zhou Li was indeed well prepared and all the attacks were firmly blocked by him and the members he had arranged.
In just a few moments, the friends of 'Jiuzhou No. 1’ and Huangshan Shinjun in the back of the Immortal Boat arrive and can capture the wedding robber alive in minutes!
“Robbing a marriage?!” Yoshiko's spirit changed from time to time.
The scene only appeared in the movie, and I didn't expect her to experience it now.
“Senior Song, Senior Song, do you hear me? It's a marriage robbery!” Yoshiko Yu was excited.
Song Shuhang: “…”
He just heard Zhou Li's name called ‘lonely white'. If he remembers correctly, lonely white should be the disciple of floating fairies, right?
It did come out to do something.
But if you want to rob a wedding in solitude, why not rob a Floating Fairy and ambush a bean robbery? What the hell's going on in this guy's head?
“When it comes to robbing a marriage, I suddenly think of an interesting piece of news.” Su Shi AXVI said: “Not long ago, there was a huge wedding robbery on the internet, only the target of the robbery made people fall into glasses. ”
“I know this news, when people thought he was going to rob the bride, he took the groom, didn't he?” Yoshiko Yu.
“No, in the video I saw, it was a woman who robbed her, and she robbed the bride. ”
“...” Song Shuhang sighed: “What news are you both watching? Isn't there a normal wedding robbery news? ”
“Ouch, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Yoko Yu: “Because now the news has to catch the highlights, it's different. Men robbing women and women robbing men are long gone. Men robbing men and women robbing women can attract attention. ”
“Dog biting is not news anymore, man biting is news.” Su Shi 'a XVI Dao.
Yoko Yu added: "Even when people bite dogs that aren't news, they have to look for deeper and more violent news. People and dogs bite each other, or one person chases a dozen dogs to bite. ”
“So you can't blame us?” Su Shi 'a XVI Dao.
Song Shuhang felt he could not refute it.
“Coming, Senior Song, a wedding robber is coming to us!” Yoshiko Yu.
Su Shi AXVI: “You're in the first half, you deal with him. ”
“Wrapped around me, I've figured out the plot, how to deal with a bride robber.” Yoshiko Yu promised.
Song Shuhang was a little nervous: “What are you going to do? ”
“Of course we turned him down, after all, to ensure the success of the bean wedding. Though the drama of being robbed of marriage is also exciting...” Yoshiko Yu said.
In the talking room, a beard passed through Zhou Lian's defense and successfully rushed into front of the beans.
“Come with me, puppy!” Big mustache.
“Slug, go with you, dream!” Yoshiko Yu took it seriously.
Big Beard: "Sludge Man? ”
“You bastard, when I decided to marry someone, you came to ruin my wedding. If you want to rob a wedding, why didn't you come earlier? Before the wedding, so long ago, you had more time to finish my appointment. And now, when I decide to marry, you show up in front of me, in my world... give up, lonely, I will never leave with you, never!” Yoshiko Yu is seriously thinking about lines he doesn't know where to get them from.
Mindful, she herself was moved by the lines, stretched out her paws and rubbed her eyes.
That's a great word.
“What?” Big beard with a squeaky face.
Time is precious, and he doesn't want to hear the puppy's long story. He tried to take the puppy away directly, but his hand couldn't catch the kimba.
The other side has a golden light that is like an absolute defense, keeping the beard's hands out of contact with the beans. It's Kung Fu Snake Beauty, who has been guarding Song Shuhang, also guarding the bean meat body today.
“Oh, isn't that a touching word?” Yoshiko Yu asked.
“Yoko Yu, I think you may be mistaken.” Song Shu Hangdao: “This beard is not lonely white, lonely white is not so ugly. ”
Yoko Yu: “What? ”
That's embarrassing.
Big Beard: "…”
“Besides, lonely beans aren't what he's looking for, he's supposed to be his master.” Song Shu Hangdao.
“Then who is this beard and why are you here?” Yoshiko Yu asked.
Song Shuhang: “Probably a lonely partner? ”
“In that case, change the line.” Yoshiko Yu.
When the beard suffered from the inability to break the golden light defense, Yoshiko Yu said again: "Go, Big Beard. Tell loneliness that I've had no part in his life. Let him forget me. I'm a bad woman. ”
“excuse_me?” Big moustache on his face.
He has no idea what loneliness is.
[Senior Song, this beard doesn't even seem to know loneliness. Is there another mistake?] Yoshiko Yu shouted.
Song Shuhang: [If it's not lonely, then who's robbing the marriage?
At this time, Zhou Li's voice came: "Hahahaha, lonely friend, give up, you have no chance. Seniors, please help me take down all these wedding robbers! ”
“Fuck, I'm not even here yet and I'm getting married, okay?” At this point, a voice comes from afar.
It was loneliness, he stood up and said angrily to Zhou: "Now the man who robbed my marriage has nothing to do with my money! My Thelma's hasn't come yet! This pot is too old to carry! ”
Lonely decided to abandon Plan A.
The unknown appearance of the wedding robbery team completely disrupted his plan. Now even if he leads the team up, now that Zhou is ready, he cannot secretly replace the beans as planned A.
If you're not afraid of a godlike opponent, you're afraid of piggish teammates. Where the hell did this robbery team come from, you idiot?
I gave up Plan A, so I stood up on my own initiative and started implementing Plan B.
Zhou looked lonely and stunned.
Shit, loneliness hasn't come yet and robbery, so who's robbing the marriage now?
At this point, beside the golden platform, a guy dressed as an assassin yelled at his beard: "Idiot, what are you still standing there for? Get that dog away from me! ”
“Brother, this dog is guarded by the light of merit, I can't catch it.” Big Beard replied.
“Damn, who can tell me why a dog has so much merit?” The guy dressed as an assassin called.
Zhou Li: “I know, but I won't tell you. Cunt, eat my chain! ”
Two strange chains were sacrificed by Zhou Li and rolled into the assassin and the beard.
On the side of the Golden High Platform, there is a heavenly net arranged a long time ago. Even if the beans are not guarded by the 'power of merit', the beard cannot leave the high platform.
The next moment, the beard and assassin were all tied up.
“Who are you?” Zhou Li sank voice, the beard is not a lonely group, which party is this guy from, why is he robbing the marriage?
“It doesn't matter who we are. Do you think you win if you tie us up? Innocence.” The guy in the shadow made a sound.
Big Beard: "Plan A failed, plan B implemented! ”
These days, coming out and doing big news, not preparing a series of ABCD programs, is embarrassing.
“Shit, so soon to implement Plan B? Who planned Plan A, it was like shit. It failed so quickly.” Some of the members of the Marriage Robbery are dissatisfied.
Subsequently, in the questionable eyes of Zhou Li Jie Fairy and others who arrived, all the members of the robbery reached for their eyes.
They pulled out a pair of bloody eyes.
Even the assassin and the bearded eye fell out of the orbit.
All the eyeballs come together proactively.
Eventually a huge eye formed just above the beard.
This giant eye looks like it's made of fire, and the bear burns. Red and red vertical eyes can be clearly seen in the flame.
[Another eyeball?] Song Shuhang's heart suddenly suddenly, he recently encountered several waves of eye-related things, each time with no good results.
What is the origin of this flaming eye?
At the same time, those married robbers who took their eyes off screamed, their bodies turned into ashes on the ground, including beards and assassins' bodies, all turned into flying ashes.
Immediately afterwards, in the body of all the marauders, a soul-like object swept up into the sky and flew into that giant flaming eye.
“Ha ha, make us use Plan B, you're dead. All we had to do was take the puppy, and now you're all gonna die.” The bearded soul laughed proudly.
Laugh, and he rises to the sky, ready to be thrown into the eye of the flame.
But just then, a golden arm grabbed the bearded 'soul’.
It's Kung Fu Snake Beauty.
After she grabbed the beard ‘soul’, she turned to the beans' flesh. In her body, the blushing sword dubbed her: "Book voyage, super! ”
But I'm not my own body right now.
“Let go of me.” Big beard furious.
Song Shuhang immediately took control of the beans from Soko Yu.
Then he tries to run the hyperbole, sticks out his paws and hits the beard, recites the Tibetan Book of Souls.
At one time, the beans had a feeling of great mercy and wisdom.
“Idiot, I'm not a ghost. How can you cross me?” Big beard shouted.
At this time, Kung Fu Snake beauty threw out a red sword and stabbed it in the chest of the beard...