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“The eyes of Confucian saints, pregnancy stare… I have only seen it in the records related to Confucianism, I did not expect this effect to be so powerful.” The Seven Fixed Saints looked desperate.

It's anti-human for an adult man to experience pregnancy.

What kind of thoughts did Confucian saints have in mind when they developed such a tragic spell?

My stomach ached and I couldn't stand it. Qixiu Shengjun took out his cell phone and opened the group "Jiuzhou No. 1". See if you can get some comfort from the group.

At the beginning of the opening, he found that the group was also crying, and that members of the entire group, with the exception of those in closed confinement and special secrets, were pregnant.

“Seniors, even the little fruit of our temple is pregnant, it's brutal - three days.” The Third Day Brother spoke with Master Tong Xuan's account.

“When I was pregnant, my steering wheel was unstable and I ran into a team of people... luckily I was driving inside my own sect, and it was my own people. The accident scene is now being handled. Fortunately, no one died.” The Oriental Six Fairies gave a [desperate] expression.

Dailuo taught Shinjun Yuzuki: “It hurts, but the pregnancy experience is great. [Salivary expression] Especially the scene of my Da Luo brothers and siblings getting pregnant collectively, it was fantastic. I'd like to invite the Buddha Xuan Demon to teach us the Taurus lesson next time. ”

“Shit, Senior White is still closed. I really want to see Senior White pregnant.” I am the little White Crane Path around Heavenly Corner.

The Confucianism is tired of retiring: “The Confucianism is taking the opportunity to organize a" Jixiao "speech, barely a reward. After all, 'Pregnancy stare' is supposed to be used in conjunction with 'cure the teachings’. But the feeling of pregnancy is really anti-human. [Desperate look at the sky]. ”

Fairy Lychee: “I want to know more, how are the pharmacists and the purple smoke? Was the pharmacist and Purple Smoke in the dual repair process? Huh. ”

“Mama Lychee, don't laugh at anyone. Did you take a selfie when you were pregnant? You must have taken a beautiful pregnancy picture with your personality. Send one to the group to show us.” The sword swept all the way.

Fairy Lychee: “Are you still at Sanlang's house? Kill Sanlang!"

“Just cut it, take a break.” Su Shi A Qi Ku: “In other words, I just momentarily remembered my ‘forgotten’ descendants. Probably a Suzie A dozen or so? ”

“Hey hey, Qi this weak scum, after pregnancy the painful death came alive, did not subside for half a day. Like me, even when I'm pregnant, I can jump alive. If it wasn't for my loss, while pregnant, I would teach Qi to be human.” Crazy knife three waves proudly said.

Huang Shan was so tired that he wanted to retire: “Can you not mention the pregnancy? My stomach aches when I talk about it. ”

Oriental Snow: “Senior Huang Shan, how do you look pregnant, handsome? I've been learning to write songs lately, and I'm going to write you a song called" Huangshan Pregnancy Song ". ”

Huang Shan was so tired that he wanted to retire: “...”

Return everyone's quiet, book-rolled Oriental Snow Fairy!

After reading the chat records in the group, Qixiu Shengjun became much more comfortable in his heart.

Suffering less than suffering, when he discovered that everyone was pregnant, in pain, in despair, his heart suddenly balanced.

Human psychology, sometimes so wonderful.

“Seven repairs.” At this time, the six-mouth fairy on one side suddenly gently tended.

Seven Fixes: “Well, I'm here. ”

“Let's not have kids again, okay? Pregnancy is too painful. Or, after a few hundred years, I'll have a smaller mental shadow and we'll have another child?” Six repair fairy tears flooded the path.

Seven Shu Saints immediately gently said: “Of course, I am a master, Shouyuan is long, and the goal is to point directly to the habitat. Kids and stuff, no need. If you really want kids, we can take a couple of cute disciples. ”

Six Fixed Fairies laughed happily.

The Seven Fixed Saints turned back and looked up at the sky.

If you don't have a discussion in "Jiuzhou Group I", the title is: 10,000 Ways to Death of Song Xuan Demons?

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On Stone Square.

In an instant, all the monster monks, stacked together, shrunk ten meters away from Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang, Su Shi 'a XVI and Yoshiko Yu were isolated.

“Well, it was an accident. Actually, my eyes don't work that way, believe me. If you don't look me in the eye, you won't get pregnant.” Song Shuhang explained.

Opposite, all the monks shook their heads wildly, all lowered their heads, no one dared look at Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang: “…”

Epic and magical speech is destined to become a black history that cannot be erased in his life.

Does he have to go back to the Heavenly Path Shack for a few more years so that the world can forget him and drill out again?

Time passes a little.

From time to time, new members enter a door in the centre of the square.

These members also come from all sides, from all training systems.

When the newcomers came in, they saw two camps in the square at a glance. On the one hand, there are piles of people gathered together, and on the other, there are young humans, male and female.

Strange, is this man and woman really good?

The newly arrived members curiously looked to Song Shuhang… Then, the holy name of 'Buddha Xuan Demon’ emerged in their hearts.

“Buddha... Buddha Xuan Demon!” The newcomers unconsciously reached out and held their bellies, their voices trembling.

Obviously, all the newcomers who came in the back had heard the 'Enchanted Tales' and were struck by the strange light of the Confucian saint's eyes and were pregnant on the spot.

So these newcomers lowered their heads and snuck into the crowd, staring at Song Shuhang.

On average, every other minute or two, the title 'Buddha… Buddha’ rings.

Song Shuhangxin is so stubborn.

An hour later.

For Song Shuhang, this hour is longer than a day.

In the middle of the square, that door finally closed.

Then a loud bell rang.

Right in the middle of the square, the altar began to collapse downwards.

The center of the collapsed altar reveals a huge passage.

“Out on the road to practice.” The tiger demon was happy.

Once the trial starts, they can go in. They can escape the Buddhist demons!

Stay in a square with the Buddhist demon, breathe the same air as him, and they are under a lot of psychological stress.

If the Buddha Xuan demon stares at people and makes them pregnant, then maybe even the breath he breathes can make them pregnant?

So, from beginning to end, the tiger demon is holding his breath. I can't hold my breath any longer.

[Trial Road] After the opening, the members of the square hurried up and went to the corridor.

However, all the members of the square did not squeeze forward, but lined up to enter the corridor.

At the forefront is a monk in white.

He stood in front of the aisle, breathed deeply, clasped his hands, and then bent over to take off his shoes on his feet and put them away. He then stepped barefoot into the passage.

Followed by the monk is a green elf. The elves with the pointy ears in Western phantom movies… their body is a special botanical moulding.

The elf in green also took off his shoes on his feet, revealing his white feet and stepping firmly into the passage.

As the elves in green were about to step into the passage, a figure suddenly stepped out of the void.

That figure, dressed in a sheet, revealed only his head.

“Finally, the road to trial. It's only opened once in a hundred years, and this is a good place for me to do business.” The shadow's mouth is raised.

The elf in green frowned slightly, sending a string of exotic languages to the man in the blanket.

“Little girl, don't be afraid. I didn't mean to get in line. I'm just a businessman. Come on, this is business. You're going on a trial path, right? I have a Skin Care Cream here that you can use when you're done on the trial path. It will heal the wounds on your feet and remove the dead skin from your feet. Even the 'unhealing wounds' on the trial path can be removed after applying this cream to me. Little girl, your feet are so cute, obviously you're also looking out for it. Wouldn't it be a shame if such beautiful feet were injured on the 'Trial Road', leaving indelible marks?” The man in the blanket smiled.

Green Pokémon picked an eyebrow: “Turns out it was you, I heard your mother talk about you, a man who sells products to people on the road to trial, in sheets. Although the product works well, it affects the results of our trial path. If you really want to sell it, sell it to me after the trial road! ”

“Little girl, the business is about a word. If you miss it, you won't get another chance.” The man in the blanket was too tall to detect.

He then turned his attention to the monks and demons behind him: "You can call me ‘selling anything' and come to me if you want to buy anything before entering the trial path. Affordable, century-old reputation. ”

“You can sell anything, boss. How did you get here?” Song Shuhang called.

Anything can be sold rigidly. Turn your head and see Song Shuhang.

Shit, bad luck, we ran into this broom again.

You can sell anything, big man. Roll up the sheets, stick your head in the ‘tunnel’ and disappear.

Song Shuhang: “…”

Yoshiko Yu: “You can sell everything. Senior Song is hiding from you. ”

Everyone in the square looked more frightened towards Song Shuhang.

This man can sell anything. At first glance, he is an unpredictable big man. He is also scared away by the Buddhist demon. Can't you stop a big man from selling anything?

As a result, people in the square accelerated access.

Song Shuhang, Su Shi 'an XVI, Yoshiko Yu were last in line.

“Let's go in too.” Sioux XVI Dao.

She bent over and took off her socks on her feet, revealing her handful of jade feet, petite and cute.

Soft feathers also squat down and release the boots, making her toes flexible and proportional to her long legs.