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Chapter 1387: Cute Horn
Song Shuhang came.
The Journal of the Bitterness of the High Priest is not a self-explanatory statement, but a bystander's perspective to write about the process of the painstaking cultivation of a high priest.
“A long time ago, there was a high priest. He walked barefoot, naked and dressed in thin linen. Skinny but bright eyes, full of essence, qi and spirit.” Song Shu Channel.
“Very ordinary monk, is this an interesting story?” Yoshiko Yu asked.
Su Shi A XVI smiled softly: “Book Sailing you are still a big bald head. ”
Song Shuhang consciously touched his bald head: “I am not afraid, I have hair augmentation technique... I want to solve the problem of 'blue hair' later, I don't have a problem with how long hair is. I can grow hair and waist if I want. ”
“Yo, who's Senior Song going to marry after his hair and waist?” Souzi Yu giggled.
Song Shuhang rubbed his temple: “Why should I marry someone? I am the only seedling in the family and of course my daughter-in-law. ”
Excellent tradition of 'Group 1 of Kyushu' - topic jump run.
“Soon you won't be alone.” Suddenly, a voice sounded behind Song Shuhang.
It was a strange voice, fluttering, with a bad laugh.
Song Shuhang turned around and found no one.
“Is it a hallucination?” Song Shuhang was confused.
“No, I heard that too. Just now there was a voice that said Senior Song, you will not be a unique seedling any time soon.” Yoshiko Yu.
Su Shi 'a nodded: “Me too. ”
“What do you mean? It's not a seedling. Are my parents gonna have another one? Although the second-birth policy was opened a few years ago, my parents were no longer prepared to have children. Because I was in junior high.” Song Shu Hangdao.
Yoshiko Yu poked Song Shuhang: “Senior Song, after we were locked up in Tiandao Little Black House, everyone in heaven forgot about us. Will Auntie and Uncle forget you too? ”
Song Shuhang's figure was rigid.
Su Shi A XVI: “Auntie and uncle have taken Spirit Sprite tea and live spring, they should be getting younger now. ”
Because Song Shuhang was beneficial to Su Shi A XVI, Su Shi A Qi quietly placed some disciples near Song Shuhang operator to protect Song Shuhang's parents' safety. So Song Daddy and Song Mommy are getting younger and younger, AXVI also has intelligence in hand.
Yoshiko Yu clapped his hands: “Auntie and uncle forgot Senior Song, plus they became younger and younger... Well, based on my theory, when Senior Song comes home, Auntie may already have a child. I don't know if it's my brother or my sister. ”
Song Shuhangton knelt down.
Because it's too likely.
What if he comes home and finds out he has an extra brother or sister?
Song Shuhang pondered for a moment...
Actually, think about it carefully, and it feels quite sensational.
Multiple brothers or sisters, very cute.
He can secretly take her or him out to play -- like flying quietly with her or his sword, flying into the sky, making her or him laugh happily ever after.
Or take her or him down to sea, lift up the sword and sigh deep into the ocean, and let them experience the beauty of the underwater world up close.
Even now that he's five, it's okay to go straight to space!
With him, at a very young age, you can have a dream life for your brother or sister.
While other kids are having Superman dreams, Immortal dreams, Warrior dreams, he can let his siblings experience Superman and Immortal life directly.
No, suddenly I'm really, really looking forward to it.
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“If your aunt had a son, would you marry someone?” Asked XVI.
Song Shuhang's face shook: “Huh? ”
“Look at the look on your face and I'll see.” XVI pinched her chin: “Can you accept marriage? ”
“Marry each other?” Song Shuhang's face continues.
“A woman marries a man for a wedding. The man then marries the woman again and carries out a wedding as well.” A sixteen hands more than a row.
Unbreathable marriage patterns.
“Does this make sense?” Song Shuhang couldn't help but laugh.
“Well, there is. Can cope with some old antiques.” Sioux XVI Dao.
Song Shuhang wondered: “Antiques? ”
“Senior Song, you know too little about the cultivation world. In some cultivation houses in the cultivation world, some antiques will always have the idea that 'the secret of the unique door cannot be passed on', ‘the daughter is married to someone else's house, so the cultivation method is not passed on to men or women’, ‘after the daughter learns her own unique cultivation method, she must also find a way to keep the cultivation method from being passed on’ and so on.” Souzi Yu giggled.
Smiling, she suddenly realized.
Are you trying to marry Senior Song?
How is your relationship with Senior Song so good? Why doesn't she know?
“So that's it.” Song Shuhang understands. In fact, these ancient ways of thinking are not wrong for a ‘world'. Because it's this way of thinking that makes a family last longer. Ultimately, the family is different from the Gate sect, and the principle that kung fu cannot be passed on more heavily.
“There is still a solution.” Yoshiko Yu raised her finger: “If you are strong enough, you will have no such worries. At least seven dignitaries... No, eight pints of Xuanzhen insurance. Well, if you have the strength of a nine-pint robber, no matter what the doorman or the family, you won't have a problem. If you were to marry the head of the family, no one would object. ”
If Tianhe Su also hides the existence of her father's rank strength, then at least eight pints of Xuansheng can be insured.
"" That makes sense, "said Su Shi XVI. ”
“What's the point? You think nine pints is a carrot? None of us in the Nine Continents One are hijacking fairies right now. Even Xuansheng has only the newly arrived Bai Senior and Seven Shu Senior Senior, plus at most a prepared Spiritual Butterfly Senior.” Song Shu Channel.
Yoshiko Yu arched her hand toward Song Shuhang: “Song Xuansheng has heard and heard for a long time. ”
Song Shuhang: “…”
Heartbroken, Yoko Yu.
Su Shi A Xiao slightly bowed her head and thought, without robbing a fairy, she only needed to be promoted to the seven honored ones to have enough voice. If she were holy, no one in the Tianhe Su family would stop her and fool her too late.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.” Yoshiko Yu clapped her hands. "Senior Song, keep telling your story. ”
Song Shuhang: “I thought you forgot about this topic. ”
“Go on, let's hear it.” Sioux XVI Dao.
“Cough, I'll keep talking.” Song Shu Hangdao.
Then he began to talk about the painful process of the high priest.
For example, walk in the snow for dozens of days without eating or drinking.
The high priest walked in the sharp turbulent stone forest, stepped barefoot on the sharp stone and dined out.
The high priest encountered some demonic beasts and won, but did not kill them, but merely suppressed them.
The high priest walked all the way to a dreadful jungle with all kinds of poisonous bugs. As soon as the high priest entered, he was poisoned and almost died.
Because the original book uses a large number of gorgeous words, it describes in detail the state of high priest poisoning. Song Shuhang could not dance to this story.
Poisoned high priests - purple lips, blue faces, intense wheezing, painful cries, desperate fingers grabbing the ground.
Sioux XVI: “…”
Yoko Yu: “…”
The two women always felt something was wrong with the story. Is the description of the ordeal of the high priest too detailed? Did the author enjoy writing about the suffering of the high priest?
“The poisoned high priest died all his life, but finally, with strong willpower, he overcome the poison and regained his life!” Song Shu Hangdao.
“This is ridiculous. If the will can overcome the poison, why the antidote? It's bullshit not to find an antidote at this time.” The illusory voice behind him suddenly interjected.
Song Shuhang turned his head and looked behind him.
Obviously, there's a master following them. This master is highly unpredictable, and Song Shuhang can't even sense his presence.
“Can you sell anything, Senior? I have something I want to buy.” Yoshiko Yu exclaimed.
The voice in the gutter disappeared.
Song Shuhang: “…”
It was him.
“Book sailing continues the story.” Su Shi A XVI closed his eyes.
Through this story, she seemed to realize something, but there was still a layer of paper, and she didn't understand.
She wants to hear the story.
So Song Shuhang continued to talk about it.
The hard-working high monks swept barefoot over the mountains, crossed the marshes, stepped over the desert and swam across the sea. He had experienced storms, struck by lightning, crossed the flames and was buried alive by dust storms.
His experience was like Sparta, an admirable five-dimensional landing.
“Finally!" Song Shuhang licked the corner of his mouth, the front paved for so long, the most interesting part came.
When Yoshiko Yu heard the word "last", he also mentioned the joy. After the painstaking monk, what did he get?
Su Shi A XVI also raised her ears, she felt she was about to 'understand’, just one last thing.
“Finally, he died...
Even bones rot in the dirt.
He used his life as an end to his misery.
But his soul was elevated! This is the best part! ”Song Shuhang reads out the contents of the last page of the Diary of the Suffering Monks without change.
“Goddamn it, can you hear the story happily ever after? Dead?” You can sell anything, big guy, and you can't stand spitting in the gutter.
“What I find is an interesting turnaround, which gives people an impulse to throw up.” Yoshiko Yu.
At this time, Su Shi AXVI suddenly reached out and dotted into the void.
In the void, a white light flashes through the hidden sky.
Immediately from that white light, the power of 'kung fu' was fed back to Su Shi A XVI.
Behind AXVI, a little white dragon flashed.
Song Shuhang's eyes widened: “XVI, do you understand? ”
The Diary of the Suffering Death of the High Priest hides the 'Supernatural Method’, but it should be used in conjunction with the Tibetan Soul Way in order to be effective.
And XVI did not master the "Tibetan Soul Way", and she successfully used the "Supernatural Method" with one finger?
“Is this the art of transcendence?” XVI said softly.
In the talking room, the three of them took the final step simultaneously.
The thorny road ends.
Song Shuhang's body soared brightly, and behind him the tenth ancient giant ape and Confucian scripture was molded.
Yu Sozi's body also flashes colorful light and strengthens.
The white dragon appeared behind AXVI. On top of her head, two lovely little dragon horns drilled out.