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Chapter 1406: Probably Big Aunt Coming

Unless this is not a beautiful thing for Senior White...

Thinking of this, Song Shuhang's heart couldn't help but panic.

Senior White, because of his luck in the heavens, has always been able to skilfully avoid some calamities that he himself cannot resist, and to avoid becoming more aggressive.

Such as Confucian ‘Golden Lotus World’.

Shortly after Bai's sudden departure, Confucian Golden Lotus World was attacked. Everyone, including Song Shuhang, was massacred again and again by Nine Phantoms.

One death, one resurrection.

For Song Shuhang, it was a bad memory. Every time I think about it, I have nightmares at night.

[Will a similar catastrophe occur at this fairy feast? Even Bai seniors of the Eight Pin Xuan Holy Class couldn't resist the catastrophe?] Song Shuhang consciously touched a green pussy.

‘Thousand Mile Audio Boom', through which you can determine if Senior White is still closed. If Senior White is closed, he will leave a 'message’ and there will be a detailed departure time.

But... this little green chick has a distance limit.

Song Shuhang is now located far from the cave of Huangshan Zhenjun.

“Senior Song, Senior Bai didn't answer the phone?” Yoshiko Yu asked.

Song Shuhang nodded: “If Senior Bai did not leave the customs office, then this trip to the 'food fairy feast' would be very catastrophic. ”

Yoshiko Yu immediately understood the meaning of Song Shuhang's words - after all, avoiding the murder of Senior Yoshibai.

“Senior Song, call Senior Huang Shan and ask for details.” Yoshiko Yu.

Song Shuhang nodded and dialed Zhenjun Huangshan's number.

Huangshan Zhenjun's phone was quickly connected.

But there was no answer, only the chewing sound of Kaka.

“Hello, Senior Wong Shan.” Song Shu Hangdao.

At this point, a cheap voice came: "Hello, I'm good. Hello, everyone, but I'm sorry, we don't want any gold shops, we're not interested in any activities, and we don't have any idea of investing in gold management. Goodbye ~ ~"

The sound of beans.

After the last Huangshan Zhenjun's "Huangshan Festival", the big man of the 33rd Beast Sect gave a Dan medicine to the beans, so that they could congeal up their figure before promotion to the fifth grade.

Beans, is this a condensation?

Song Shu Hangdao: “Beans ~”

But across the street, the phone's hanging up.

Song Shuhang: “…”

He called Masaru Huangshan's number again.

“Wow, dude, your hands are good. I haven't even come yet and blacklisted you. You called again to harass me. Believe it or not, I climbed down the phone line and fucked you?” Beans screamed.

“Beans, don't be ridiculous. I'm looking for Senior Huang Shan.” Song Shuhang hastily said, raw beans hung up the phone and then racked him.

“...” Beans: “Who are you? We know each other?”

“It's me, Song Shuhang. Hmm... Big Song.” Song Shu Hangdao.

Song Shuhang name, beans must have forgotten.

Think about it.

“Oh, Big Song. Wait... fuck you, you're the bully! The one who survived the painful death of my pregnancy in October when I became a hallucinogen? Wang, even if you were eight pints Xuansheng, I wouldn't be afraid of you. Wang, wish you a big aunt every month for a month. It's dark. Goodbye.” Beans screamed.

Song Shuhang: “…”

Pfft ~ ~ At this time, there was a heavy hitting and screaming of beans on the phone.

“Sitting in a chair, since you have become an illusion, do not squat in a chair when sitting in a body?” Yellow Mountain senior's majestic voice rang out.

Then, Senior Huang Shan answered the phone: "Hello, it's me, Huang Shan. ”

“Senior Huang Shan, is Senior Bai still closed? I called him and never got through.” Song Shu Hangdao.

Senior Huang Shan replied: "Well, Bai Daoyou is still closed. What do you want from him? ”

“The pills... the food fairy banquet is about to open, and Senior Bai is still closed. I'm afraid there will be a disaster at the feast that even 'Senior White' can't resist.” Song Shu Hangdao.

Senior Huang Shan heard a rumor and moved in his heart, but then he said: "However, the feast will not open until tomorrow. Perhaps Baidou will end the closing today. ”

“Huang Shan is a fool, be careful. Opposite the phone is the Buddhist demon. You might get pregnant when you talk to him.” The beans came from the phone.

Senior Huang Shan: “Ridiculous, where in heaven is such a thing? ”

“The Buddhist Xuan demon can even stare at a person to conceive in isolation, and his voice through sound waves makes it very possible to conceive indirectly.” The sound of the beans continues.

Senior Huang Shan: “…”

“Nothing, Senior Yellow Mountain. Pregnant is the Eye of Confucian Saints, which has nothing to do with me.” Song Shuhang quickly explained.

“Cough, Taoist Song, I'll see you at the fairy feast.” Senior Huang Shan Dao.

Then, Huang Shan quickly hung up the phone without even talking to the customer.

Before the phone call of Senior Huangshan hung up, Song Shuhang also heard the sound of beans: “Strawberry-flavored contraceptive pills, big fool, would you like one? ”

Song Shuhang is so tired.

Nobody remembers him if he doesn't give his name to Big Song. If the name of Big Song is reported, the world won't even dare to talk to him much, afraid of getting infected and pregnant.

“Senior Song, are we going to the food fairy banquet?” Yoshiko Yu asked.

Song Shuhang: “Don't panic, why don't you wait for the Mouth Gun Giant to meet us first, then discuss it together. ”

There is a precursor to Confucian Golden Lotus World. If this time Senior White doesn't leave before the "Fairy Festival", he will also have to give up this Fairy Festival in pain.

……

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Jiuzhou No. 1 group

Huang Shan was so tired that he wanted to retire: "@ All members, the Taoist friends who went to the food fairy banquet noticed that Baidou was still in a closed state, and there were no signs of it. Daoists attending the fairy feast, think twice before proceeding. ”

Prince Jiefeng: “Today is only the sixth day. The feast is tomorrow. There is no rush. Perhaps Senior White will leave in the afternoon. ”

Most of the people in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group have similar thoughts as Prince Feng.

North River scattered: “Senior Huang Shan, if Senior Bai hasn't woken up before the 7th, please inform everyone again. Due to time, we rushed to the food fairy banquet venue, but did not enter first. If Senior Bai wakes up before the feast, we will enter together with Senior Bai. ”

Razorblade: “The old North River method works. Qi and I have gone to the Cafeteria Ballroom and will meet you outside. ”

The second ‘Culinary Fairy Banquet Invitation' of Crazy Knife Three Waves ended up in the hands of Su Shi A Qi.

Song Shuhang nodded silently looking at the group's chat.

“Then we'll meet the seniors in the group.” Song Shu Hangdao.

Senior White has a 'talent for space ability'. If he ends closing, he can reach the dining fairy banquet venue in minutes.

“Okay.” Yuzuko's eyes glowed.

Intuition tells her that this‘ fairy feast 'is going to be particularly interesting.

She has begun to look forward to the seventh coming soon.

Song Shuhang stretched out a lazy waist: “The plan of the day is in the morning. Let's go and practice first. ”

Yoshiko Yu: “Hey, Song, do you want to practice with me? However, you cannot use three quenching methods at the same time, up to one. ”

“No problem.” Song Shu Channel.

He stood up and stretched his lazy waist.

But when he first stood up, he suddenly felt weak, sore legs, and palpitations.

This feeling poured out of his breath, almost destabilizing him.

Yoshiko Yu felt Song Shuhang was in bad shape and quickly reached out to hold him: “Senior Song, what's wrong with you? ”

“I don't know, suddenly I feel weak all over my body, sore legs, and palpitations.” Song Shuhang frowned: “Not only that, I also have a feeling of ‘restlessness’. ”

Unnamed distress, if not his steadfastness, might erupt this feeling of boredom.

Yoko Yu: “…”

Why are these symptoms so familiar?

“My stomach still hurts a little.” Song Shu Hangdao.

Yu Zozi's eyes lit up and her right fist tapped gently in the palm of her left hand: “I see, I may know why. ”

“For what reason?” Song Shuhang asked.

Yoshiko Yu sighed: “Senior Song, if I'm not mistaken... your big aunt is here. ”

“My aunt is abroad.” Song Shuhang subconsciously said.

“No, I'm not talking about this big aunt. I mean the big aunt that regular girls come to once a month. I've been through this before.” Yoshiko Yu is a little shy.

Song Shuhang: “…”

“I'm a man, Yoko Yu.” Song Shu Hangdao.

“But these symptoms of you, Senior Song, are the symptoms of your aunt. Weakness, restlessness, soft legs, palpitations. Then add a little colic..." Yuzuko said.

Song Shuhang: “…”

“I suspect it's a bean curse!” Yoshiko Yu exclaimed: “Before you spoke to Senior Song, Beans didn't curse you. I wish you a big aunt once a month for a month. I suspect the beans have cursed you. ”

Song Shuhang: “…”

Sounds plausible.

But this is impossible, his two holy seals of 'Song Xuansheng' and ‘Buddha Xuansheng' are not vegetarian, ordinary curses cannot be attached to him at all.

Besides, he also has Kung Fu Serpent Beauty Body, the light of Kung Fu can isolate most curses, filthy powers, demons no wonder close.

“You seem to be having a baby.” At this time, Sister Bai Long's gentle voice rang out.

Song Shuhang: “…”

“To be precise, there's something going on in your field.” Sister Bai Long added that her voice was not slow.

Fat Whale Golden Dan?

Song Shuhang will soon sink his consciousness into his Dantian.

Only at this time, the fat whale, Kim Dan, is shaking hard. The armor on it has faded...

Is it really happening?