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Song Shuhang: “??? ”

What's the matter, who brainwashes me while I sleep?

Though I am a natural swordsman and a brilliant swordsman, I still yearn for swordsmanship deep down.

And the knife is the lover? The knife is the wife?

What kind of an animal is this, paying attention to a lifetime of loneliness?

If the knife is your wife's, can it give birth to a monkey?

I would never accept such an evil theory!

That's when Song Shuhang's eyes became clearer.

To be precise, the scene unfolded in his dream.

In front of Song Shuhang, he stood a dignified man in white... but the white coat was filled with a small circle that looked like a period.

Behind the man, he carried a giant blade two metres across.

That brainwashing education just now came from this majestic man.

But who is this?

Absolutely not.

In the meantime, Song Shuhang himself spoke voluntarily: “But, Ancestor Huge, how can a knife become a lover? ”

His voice was a very cute boy's voice.

Nor is it under your control.

Song Shuhang understood immediately.

[Dreaming?

Haven't had a dream in a while, didn't react at once.

Dreaming is an uncontrollable ability, no one knows when it will be activated, and even the object of each dream is uncontrollable.

Who was the object of this dream?

Is it the continuation of God's dream? God's dream is not over. The last time I dreamed of God was Song Shuhang. Spirit. Book navigation ’encouraged' and jumped to the edge of the cliff a 'leap of faith', and the dream was temporarily interrupted.

But the scene doesn't look very similar.

Combined with the objects you have recently come into contact with, should the blood demons corresponding to the newly agglomerated fifth nucleus be counted backwards in the order of the objects you have come into contact with, the objects you most likely dream of?

But the adorable boy's voice was obviously not the blood demon's, and the giant master ancestor was obviously human.

Nor is the style of the Giant Demon.

Not a bloody demon, not a god. Then who's dreaming?

“You have to treasure your knife and take care of her.” Ancestor Huge said, unraveling the giant blade on his back, looking at his sword with a deep look, tenderness like water: “You have to think of her as a part of your life, an integral part of yours. You have to think of her as the most beautiful woman in the world, you have to fall in love with her, only then will she give back your feelings. ”

Speaking, the Giant Master Joe reached out and gently touched the Giant Blade: “Only then can you go further on the ‘Knife Lane’! ”

“Imagine a knife as the most beautiful fairy in the world?” The boy's voice was confused.

Then the dreaming boy unlocked the knife on his own back.

It was also a huge knife, and he learned to look like his master and caressed the knife gently and gently.

[Too ghostly to instill this horrible idea in a teenager. With this brainwashing, this teenager's life is over.] Song Shuhang Central Road.

He can already imagine that under the tutelage of this giant master, the teenager will become a pervert who loves knives as much as he loves them, with knives every day, with no interest in the opposite sex at all.

The teenager is finished.

“The most beautiful woman in my mind...” The boy murmured as if he were hypnotizing himself.

“Yeah, that's it.” Ancestor Huge has a satisfying look on her face: “When she's in love, she's the most beautiful lover. With a knife, you don't need anything else. The knife is your lover, and the knife is your wife. Only then can you reach the peak of the knife path. ”

“But Master, if the knife is the most beautiful woman in the world, I can't fall in love with her.” At this point, the boy raised his head and took it seriously.

Giant Master Joe: “???? ”

“In my opinion, the most beautiful woman in the world is my fifth aunt. She's so beautiful, even prettier than any woman I've ever met, I can't imagine the world at all, and fairies even prettier than her. But she's my fifth aunt, and I can't possibly fall in love with her.” The boy's voice is serious.

Ancestor Giant: “…”

[Nice work, boy! Song Shuhang praised the boy in his heart!

“Then change your mind and imagine the knife as if it best fits the image of the person you like. Conceive her image with your personal ‘perfection’. As long as in your heart she is the other half of perfection, your goal will be achieved.” The giant master retreated and begged for second.

“So that's it.” The boy nodded, seemingly incomprehensibly, and again he grabbed the knife in his hand with his eyes closed and began to conceive the perfect form of the knife.

“I think I found something.” Boy, say it. He caressed the cold knife deeply and softened his movements.

He's in a state.

Song Shuhang was also 'forced’ into the state.

Dreaming feedback gives Song Shuhang a strange feeling. He felt the knife become kind, touching it as if touching her.

Pills, this juvenile pill.

“By the way, Master Jo, I suddenly have another problem.” The boy raised his head and looked to his grandfather: “If the knife is our lover, it is our wife... can she give birth to us? ”

[Nice work, boy! It's a fatal blow!] Song Shuhang liked the boy again.

Even if you think of the knife as more beautiful and perfect, really treat the knife as your lover.

But can a knife fall in love with you?

Can a knife give birth to a monkey?

“That's a good question!” The Giant Master Joe smiled calmly, and then he patted his giant blade gently: “Ray, show yourself. ”

The giant blades in the hands of the giant master emit dazzling rays of light.

After the light came out, this giant blade turned into a woman with short black hair.

The woman wore a black skinny leather jacket with a giant bladed sheath hanging behind her.

Short-haired women had an elegant smile on their face, but she smiled softly and could hardly hide the sharp knife that was spreading on her.

Because she's a knife!

Song Shuhang: “!!! ”

Shit, what's this?

Knife?

How do we get out of this?

How exactly does a knife work to become a pretty girl?

You should know that even the elders of the Elderly Soldier "Red Sword" did not become human functions.

Even the Daoist Nine Fixed Phoenix knife does not have the ability to become a human being.

Giant Master Jo can't see the realm, but he can't hang more than Heavenly Dao, can he?

How the hell did this knife come out?

This knife is not painted right.

“As long as there is love, everything is possible.” Huge Master Jo grabbed the knife gently and said: “Can we have a baby or not, Master Jo is still studying. However, the problem will one day be resolved. ”

At this time, the boy stared at the knife, his mouth was huge and he could not speak for half a day.

His mood was just as shocked as Song Shuhang's.

“Master Jo, have you tried having a baby with a knife?” The boy asked seriously.

So, Master Joe snapped a knife?

The boy's ideas were also given back to Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang: “…”

The giant master Zuba Knife is a real man.

“Rayle, that's enough.” The corner of the giant master's mouth rose.

The woman with the short black hair smiled at the boy, and then she turned and regained the look of a giant blade.

“So, see? As long as you put your feelings into the knife, the knife will give back your feelings. A sword can't do this kind of thing. Only the knife, it's special. The swords are scum!” The giant master ancestor sank his voice.

Boy instincts follow and nod.

Today, his world view has been shocked.

“And anything else in the world could leave you. Your loved ones, your loved ones, can't stay with you forever. And the knife is different! The knife will guard you for the rest of your life and never leave.” The Giant Ancestor began brainwashing the teenager.

Like nodding machines, like chicken pecking rice, children nod their heads constantly.

“Sue Huan, you are the best disciple I have ever seen of a knife talent. In the future, your achievements on the knife track will surely exceed mine.” The great grandmaster sighed: “Then we began to practice knife meditation. Calm down and communicate with your knife. ”

The boy Su Huan disc leg sat down and began to enter the knife meditation state.

The giant master nodded satisfactorily.

If the teenager is successfully brainwashed without surprise, his life will be accompanied by a knife, eventually at the peak of the knife track, even beyond him.

[The teenager's life is over.] Song Shuhang's heart is hidden.

But who's Soo-hyun?

Why would I dream about his life?

Song Shuhang has also studied his‘ dreams’.

Before dreaming, you must first have some ‘contact’ with the person you dream about.

Exposure is divided into many types.

Initially, the life of the altar master was cursed by the altar master with his soul, which is a soul connection.

Dreaming of 'Dao Li Tianpu' is because the spirit ghost absorbed Dao Li Tianpu's soul pieces, creating a connection. Dreaming ‘Chu Chu’ is because Chu Chu used Song Shuhang's blood in healing wounds. Dreaming of an 'onion girl’ is because of eating the tip of an onion girl's onion. Dreaming of the "Emperor" is because of the "Emperor Bead".

And this boy, Song Shuhang, is completely unimpressed.

No one he knew was called 'Su Huan’.

Wait a minute!

Su Huan should be the real name of the boy, he should have his own dao number.

Song Shuhang's contact with the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 group’ members is also good, as are others in the cultivation world, all proportional to the road name.

Su Huan... Is it Su?

Song Shuhang immediately remembered someone.

Senior Su Shi A Qi.

In retrospect, Song Shuhang and Qi also had contact to meet ‘dream conditions’.

Last time he blew up, it was Senior A Qi and Senior Huang Shan who sent him back to his room. Then, when he blew himself up, he spilled blood on Qi and Huangshan seniors.

Perhaps that was when the 'dream' condition was met.

“If this Su Xian teenager is truly Su Shi A Qi Senior... will I have the opportunity to come into contact with a powerful knife if this dream continues?” Song Shuhang's heart moved.

He remembered Senior A Qi's move to bury the Star River with a knife.

One man, one knife, one blow, it's a big broken moon knife!