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Chapter 1559: Absolutely Not
Song Shuhang was originally sitting in the co-pilot seat.
But then, the fairy named Jing Ye... Wait, what was the fairy's name exactly?
Anyway, it was the fairy. After lying behind her for a while, she seemed a little bored, so she pulled Song Shuhang to the back, and lay with her.
Her movements were natural and did not at all look like the first time she met Song Shuhang. And when she pulled him, Song Shuhang didn't feel resistance... his instincts seemed to acknowledge the fairy. He let her hold him and lay on the air bed with him, looking at the stars through clear skylight glass.
Staring at the stars, Song Shuhang felt a little embarrassed.
At this point, find a topic to talk about and relieve the atmosphere?
Song Shuhang looked at the still clothes fairy in front of her and saw the book in her hand. “Do you like reading, still rain fairy? ”
Fairy giggles: “Love it. ”
And then there's nothing else.
Song Shuhang: “…”
No, we can't talk about this. It looks like we need to change the subject.
Can we talk about something? If you don't talk about books, talk about beans?
“Besides, the serial number I was just talking about is Silent Night. Quiet night thinking about that quiet night.” The fairy added.
“Oh, so that's what this poem means.” Song Shuhang nodded.
It feels like the topic is open, then follow the topic and you can talk about anything for a while.
When Song Shuhang thought so, Kung De Snake beauty suddenly appeared.
When she appeared, she became the size of an ordinary person with long, straightened tails. Then, she forcibly squeezed between Song Shuhang and this Qingyueshi Fairy.
“Promise and wait for the fairy, what are you doing?” Song Shuhang questioned.
@ # % × The fairy opened her mouth and made an electronically synthetic sound from her mouth: “Drunk to see the sword, dreams of blowing the horns of the battalion! ”
Song Shuhang: “??? ”
“Three more lights, five more chickens, exactly when men are reading.” @ # % x Fairy continues to use that electronic synthetic voice chanting.
Song Shuhang's face was disgusting.
“Smell the lights where they don't look.” @ # % × Fairy continues to read words, her body slightly squeezed, pushing Song Shuhang aside. Her tail kept swinging, driving Song Shuhang further away.
Then she lay herself in prison with Jing Night's Fairy.
“Silly Book Sailing, your Ancient Language Fairy is denouncing you as a bulb. You don't listen to the lines she reads. You carry 'lights' in all three sentences.” Beans drove while laughing.
Song Shuhang: “…”
Why do you understand promises and waiting for fairies? How are your radio channels connected?
However, the beans drove off in the fairy boat. At least for now, technology has to dump the Oriental Six Fairies several blocks.
“Ha ha.” Jing Night's Fairy made a series of delightful laughter, she reached out and grabbed @ # % × Fairy's little hand, the two fingers tangled and buttoned.
@ # % × The fairy turns her head and looks at the braided fairy on the side. She twisted her head and seemed to be thinking about something.
“Silent Night Fairy... No, Silent Night Fairy, do you know the Promise and Waiting Fairy?” Song Shuhang asked.
If you didn't know her, how could a Kung Fu snake beauty be so intimate with others?
“You can call me Silent Night Think, I won't mind.” The Mahflower Braided Fairy smiled and she did not answer Song Shuhang's question.
@ # % × Fairy reaches out his other hand and touches the face of Jing Night's Fairy. Her little hands touched her eyebrows, orbits, nose, mouth.
“Not you.” Suddenly, @ # % x fairy opens up.
This time it was not electronically synthesized, nor did it read the lines. It's her own voice...
Song Shuhang's curious look @ # % x Fairy.
Honestly, Kung Fu Snake beauty has hardly spoken in her own voice for so long.
Every time she opens her mouth, it's either Song Shuhang's screaming recordings, electronic synthetic sounds, or the lines recorded in the TV drama.
“It's me, not me.” Jing Night's Fairy Soft Channel.
Kung Fu snake beauty retracted her hand and even her ten-fingered hand retracted. Then she started rolling up on the air cushion bed.
Looks like she's anxious.
She rolled over to Jing Night's Fairy and started rolling backwards. She rolled all the way to Song Shuhang's side.
After a short pause at Song Shuhang's side, she continued to roll over and crushed Song Shuhang again.
Song Shuhang: “…”
Kung De Snake Beauty ran back and rolled over Song Shuhang again.
Roll over, roll over again.
A few minutes later.
Kung Fu Snake Beauty is addicted.
She's not agitated anymore.
She rolled all the way over from Song Shuhang. Then roll back and run it over again.
Song Shuhang: “…”
Jing Night Fairy stood up, clapped her hand, and stared at Song Shuhang and Rolling Kung De Snake Beauty: “@ # % × Fairy is still so cute, it hasn't changed at all. ”
In ancient language, she called out the name of the Promise and the Waiting Fairy.
[Sure, she knows @ # % x Fairy.] Song Shuhang's heart is hidden.
@ # % x Fairy is tired of playing at this time.
She stopped and re-stuck between Song Shuhang and Jing Night's Fairy.
Then she started reciting all kinds of lines.
The lines in the TV series, the lines in the movies.
It's mostly the kind of line the female lead dies in the male lead's arms, and there's a lot of poetry that feels very fleshy every time she hears it.
After playing the lines, she started reading the ancient poems again, this time with an electronic voice.
After reading the ancient poems, she began reading various‘ backup lines’ in Song Shuhang's voice.
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Then…
“What is filial? ”
“What is love? ”
“Know the greatness of mother love? ”
A classic pregnancy from a Confucian saint asked three times in a row.
“I don't know anything. What are you doing out here? ”
Song Shuhang himself forgot when he said it, but it was his voice.
“Under Song, eighteen years old, please teach more. If there's something wrong with me, why don't you hit me? ”
This is Yoshiko Yu's voice, I don't know when it will be recorded by Kung Fu Snake Beauty.
Song Shuhang: “…”
Doesn't he feel that Snake Beauty's library is a little too rich? Not only his, but Yoko Yu's voice was recorded? And are some lines a little too hateful?
“You're dead, sinful human. No one can save you today! Whoever stains the blood of our sea urchin warriors will be the enemy of the world's sea urchin warriors, and you will not escape, even in the corners of the sea. Not just you, but even your family will be sanctioned by the Sea Urchins! You can't hide. You don't have a way! But if you cut your head off, I can spare your family! ”
And the lines of the sea urchin warrior.
Finally, Kung De Snake Beauty switched back to Song Shuhang's voice: “Xiaobai, wait for your long hair and marriage, marry me...? ”
Song Shuhang has jumped fast, reaching to death to cover the mouth of Kung De Snake Beauty.
Damn, that line came out.
But it's late... I'm almost done with the lines.
Ahead, the beans that drove the fairy boat turned their heads and said, "Shh! ”
He's right, it's Song Shuhang's voice.
Song Shuhang: “…”
Look, I'm the one who wants to shout 'fuck’.
“Look at all the friends in the Nine Continental Groups. I'll take care of you, Book Sailing!” Beans admire it.
“No, it's not what you think.” Song Shu Hangdao: “This is actually Senior White...”
In the middle of the conversation, he felt bad again.
Regarding White Senior's 'Real Illusion’, White Horse Junior Shirt confessed to this hidden plot, none of the members of the 'Jiuzhou Group I' seemed to know yet.
If he talks about it, will he be flying directly into the sun with a sword?
“Anyway, I didn't originally say that. I was just repeating it, and it almost killed me.” Song Shuhang sighed deeply.
“So that's it.” The beans nodded: “Yes, in your character, you will not speak this line. ”
- Bean-style hypocritical reply.
“Exactly.” Songshu Hangdao: “This shameful and violent line doesn't match my style of painting. ”
Kung Fu Snake Beauty: “Mmm-hmm."
Song Shuhang doesn't dare to play her lines anymore. In case something strange is played again, his cautious liver can't stand it.
So Song Shuhang forcibly summoned Kung De Snake Beauty back, and shut her down, not allowing her to be embodied, only allowing her to attach to herself in the mode of pure Kung De Light.
On one side, Jing Night's Fairy looked at the scene with a smile and did not intervene.
……
……
The fairy boat was driven back to Earth by the beans.
When the beans landed, they stuck their heads together and did not look at the landing site.
At the time of landing, the ocean area appears to be below.
“Still rain... not right.” Song Shuhang thought about Li Bai in his mind, then "Jing Night Thinking".
“Jing Night's Fairy, where are you going? Need to send you to your destination?” Song Shuhang asked.
Jing Night's Fairy waved, “No, my destination is down there, I wanted to go to the Pacific region. Then we'll say goodbye here. ”
“I'll see you next time!” She laughed and recalled her true book.
Then she opened the window and jumped out of it lightly.
The Golden Book became huge and held her figure.
She sat on the Golden Book and waved at Song Shu: “Goodbye. ”
“Goodbye.” Song Shuhang nodded.
“Doudou, is Fairy Boat energetic enough? Let's go back to Huaxia.” Song Shuhang asked.
Beans: “Rest assured, without opening the mad escape mode, the energy is perfectly fine. ”
Turn the direction of Xianzhou and go to the position of Huaxia.
Jing Night's Fairy sat on the Golden Book and looked away at the fairy boat. "The next time I see you, it'll be like seeing you again for the first time. ”
“Why do you have to?” She made another sound, the voice of Fairy Cheng Lin.
“In fact, this [no matter what the girl did, the man could never remember her. He had no idea how great an effort the teenage girl had made for him in secret] the plot, like a chapter in tragic literature, was so... appealing.” Yas pulled out a tragic literary book with bright eyes: “No, I feel like I'm enjoying it. ”
Fairy Cheng Lin: “…"
What kind of weird mindset is this? Literary Girls?