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Song Shuhang recognized the scent of Qingxiao Sword's predecessor's sword tip when it came across space. After all, he spent so much time together in the morning and evening. Then he asked without thinking, "Senior Red Sword, have you gained weight? ”

“Fat sister, have you ever seen a sword grow fat?” Akashi Sword's predecessor was furious.

Song Shuhang: “…”

Sorry, my sister isn't even born yet.

And you are really fat, before you left, you were still the painting style of the Chinese sword, and by the time you came back, you were already in the form of the Western sword. Fat more than once. What have you been through all this time?

“I'm evolving, you know?” The voices of the predecessors of the Scarlet Sword continued to sound, followed by a pair of white arms drilled out of the door of space and opened the door of space.

Song Shuhang: “!!! ”

Shh, what is this creepy style of painting, the position of a sword handle of a western sword, but turned into a pair of white and thin little hands?

Are you sure it's evolved, not demonized? The handle of this sword is the sword of the arm, from the painting style, it is the 'Sword of the Demon King' and other evil soldiers, right?

“I feel like Senior Red Sword, you are still better looking and fairy.” Song Shuhang once again offered sincerely - if it were possible, it would feel better to restore Senior Red Sword to his original condition.

A moment later, he laughed: “Do you feel like I'm not handsome? ”

“It's not that, it's that the painting is a little crooked.” Song Shuhang hurried.

Senior Akatsuka heard this, and instead of being angry, he said happily: “I also feel that I look pretty ugly now. ”

“It's not ugly enough, it's just a little like the evil soldiers. In fact, after accepting the setting, there is an evil charming feeling.” Song Shuhang rushed to comfort him.

Senior Red Sword hey hey smile: “No, just ugly. I myself admit, especially the position of the sword's head, it's ugly. You'll know when you see my sword head... there's such an ugly sword head in the world! ”

Song Shuhang: “…”

Senior Red Sword, have you abandoned yourself?

How can I comfort Senior Miao and give him confidence?

How do you encourage a lost soldier? Wait online, it's urgent...

Why don't you give Senpai three consecutive Knife Cultivation Techniques to restore his spirit?

Just as Song Shuhang's mind suddenly turned, Qingxiao Sword's predecessor's sword handle squeezed out of the space door a little bit.

After that little white knife handle, it's a perfect match for the same white neck.

This style of painting, I can't stand to look directly.

Song Shuhang just need to make up for the look of Qingxiao Dao Chang waving his sword around his neck, it feels that Qingxiao Dao's 'tall people of the world' are all set to collapse.

“Isn't this a beautiful neck? This is the most proud part of me right now. And then ~ ~ ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding” Akatsuka's predecessors drilled hard, and the final sword head position also drilled out of the space gate.

“Book sailing buddy, tell me out loud, isn't this sword handsome?” Senior Red Sword is proud of Yangtze - I don't believe you have an ugly word in your mouth?

Song Shuhang: “…”

He saw a face that was very similar to his own, at least 50% similar to his sword head.

How can such a handsome sword head say ‘ugly’ against his will?

“Well, very handsome.” Su Shi A16 blinked.

Qingxiao Sword senior smiled and raised his thumb to Su Shi A XVI: “Still, Xiao XVI has a good look. ”

He also looked to Song Shuhang: “Are you handsome? ”

Song Shuhangxin said: “Senior Red Sword, why is it my face? ”

“Probably why you painted Knife Harvesting on me?” The blushing sword squeezed its eyes and laughed badly.

“Look at the sky, can you change your face?” Song Shuhang inquired.

“No, the red roller is very satisfied with my form.” Senior Red Sword.

Song Shuhang: “…”

Why would the Taoist mayor be satisfied with this form? Does the Taoist mayor like to fight people with his neck strangled?

If Senior Red Sword has always maintained this form, and the Taoist is accustomed to it... One day, when the Taoist encounters the enemy, if I stand right next to the Taoist, will the Taoist succeed in choking my neck and clamping it for 300 rounds with the enemy?

“And you're kidding, this‘ evolutionary form 'should not be finished yet, it's a semi-evolutionary state. I feel like I can evolve a little bit more, and I should be able to change the shape. I mostly want you to see how weird I am right now and scare you.” Red Sword Road.

Say it, its sword body converges, and it returns to the form of an ancient Chinese sword.

“I find the ‘evolutionary form' of Senior Red Sword more interesting.” At this point, Yoshiko Yu ran over and made a sound.

She's serious.

Something ordinary, unattractive to her. Instead, she preferred the shape of Song Shuhang's sword head and white neck and arms.

“Yoko Yu, your aesthetics are too jumpy.” Senior Red Sword.

Yoshiko Yu smiled: “Senpai, what do you want me to do? ”

“Let's discuss the 'Heart Demon Incarnation’ scenario. In the time between my body and the red roller, I want to come out and stay in this world.” Qingxiao sword senpai flying fast track.

“Good idea." Song Shu Hangdao.

“But time is too tight. I need time to tailor the program for my predecessors.” Yuzuko frowned.

Su Shi's eyes lit up, thinking slightly: “We have a 'time box’. ”

“Yes, Little Sixteen. I also thought of this time box. Yoshiko Yu, you and I go into this box, and we take care of the" Heart Demon Incarnation "plan inside. The power of the Southern Emperor is extracted anyway, not for nothing!” Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

“If there's enough time, I'll be fine.” Souzi Yu giggled.

“Then I will ask Lord Chu to assist you.” Song Shuhang said, open the entrance to the core world and let Red Sword and Yoko Yu enter. At the same time, he brings in an onion lady who is drunk and shrunk into an onion ball and moves to the core world - where Lord Chu needs the body help of an onion when he activates the time box.

Yoshiko Yu and Tsuruo Sword, as well as Lady Onion, entered the core world of Song Shuhang.

When the red sword entered, it suddenly thought of one thing, which reminded Song Shuhang: “Book voyage… When I leave my mind demonized with you, don't think about slicing it. I was a little worried about the sashimi dish in your Celestial Banquet. ”

Song Shuhang: “Don't worry, Senior. I'm not so hungry to eat. ”

“Are you saying that you despise my demonic incarnation and think it's not classy or tasty?” Qingxiao sword senior sword tip slightly picked, dissatisfied.

Song Shuhang: “…”

What's going on today?

“Probably gender awakened, so don't twist it.” The silent tortoise predecessor suddenly said: “According to the psychology I've been studying for so long, Red Swordsman should be at the key point of evolution. Look at the position of its blade handle, white and thin, obviously a girl's arm; but its head is similar to yours. It now possesses both male and female characteristics, so it's normal for the personality to change. ”

Wonderful, Tortoise-san analyzed it thoroughly!

As many Psychology books as Senior Tortoise did not read for nothing.

A tortoise that understands people's hearts, horrible!

“Senior Turtle, can you analyze the ‘Chu Chu control’ of beans?” Prince Xuan Feng suddenly jumped onto the table on Song Shuhang's side, licking his little hand and asking.

The ‘Chuchukong’ of beans is strange, and even the honored Huangshan does not know when its etiology originated.

“This mental illness, which has a strong fondness for a name, is most likely due to its lack of something as a child. And beans lacked ‘Chu Chu’ when they were little, so they would have a strong urge to love Chu Chu.” Senior Tortoise: “I made all this up. ”

Song Shuhang: “…”

“I don't have a lot of contact with beans, how can I speculate on the cause of their illness? Psychology is not magic, it's science.” Senior Turtle continued.

"“ You're quite right, Senpai. ”

“But why would Doudou want to give everything on the side a ‘Chuchu' name?” Fairy Lychee also came together, curious.

Chu Chu control, it should only be a matter of love for ‘Chu Chu’. But it's a little illogical to call something ‘Chuchu' and then fall in love with it.

“It just wanted my first daughter to be named Chu Chu. Naming my daughter is a matter of parents. I refused to allow anyone else to interfere.” Song Shuhang is proud of Yangtze Road.

Distant Spiritual Butterfly Saint Junmé praised Song Shuhang for his words.

“Perhaps Beans want to marry Song Shuhang and have a Chu?” Prince Feng suddenly said: “Because beans may be a puppy. Don't forget that Senior Huang Shan thought about marrying it out. ”

Song Shuhang: “!!! ”

Dude, that might be creepy.

The Daoists turned their heads and stared at the honored Huangshan.

“Rest assured, I will not marry the beans to the Book Sailing Little Friend.” Huangshan honored calmly: “After all, the beans are now engaged. ”

Are the beans engaged again? Is he getting married again?

“That makes sense.” Tortoise nodded, "Dog demon beans are presumably suffering from prenuptial phobia. At the onset of this condition, someone chooses to escape marriage, doesn't dare to face it, or even does something about it. Some would like to drag their peers to the whirlpool of marriage and share their pre-nuptial fears. Some people will want to naturally raise the topic of 'marriage’ when talking to their peers, and then get some psychological comfort through the discussion. This dog demon might want to talk to you about marriage and the future. Talk about who you're going to marry, have a few kids, etc. Too bad it was interrupted. ”

Song Shuhang: “…”

× × × × × × × × × ×

The other side.

Outside Tian Tian Island.

Anything can be sold, boss, on the phone and agreed to a ‘delivery’ location.

At the end of the conversation, he turned his head and saw Yuzuko Fairy, who also drilled out of Tian Tian Island.