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How could there be a Nine Ghosts in the world who could wake up with something like "jokes"? What are you, the Nine Phantoms?

Especially this evil ‘white dominion’, extremely bad in character, is the Nine Phantoms of the Nine Phantoms. The last time, just to study the sheets on him, he was arrested and held for a long time.

This is the biggest joke in itself when you tell a joke to the White Lord.

Thinking about it, the big man can't help but tighten the thin sheets on his body - I don't know if it's the reason he hasn't sun the sheet for too long, even if he's going to be wrapped tighter, he can't get more warmth from it.

The next time you secretly swap your sheets with your idiot disciple? It's all the same style anyway, even if she changed it, she shouldn't notice anything unusual. Everything sells in the boss's heart.

“Boss Song, I feel like 'joking’ is something you should give up. You have no talent for this.” Lady Onion made a serious suggestion: “Why don't I do it? ”

Song Shuhang did not hesitate: “How can you be better than me? Your cold jokes only get colder and colder, and your low-end laughing point is that the people who listen don't laugh at you first. ”

Go ahead, he reached out and pressed the tip of the onion back into his pocket, and set his phone up: “I am ready this time, with these jokes, I am sure to satisfy Senior White Tow. ”

Senior White split up: “I think we should do a live play. ”

“Senior White, don't be ridiculous. I've been resurrected once today.” Song Shuhang cleared his voice and began a serious joke: “A long time ago...”

The fairy emerged suddenly: “In the view of the deep mountain, there is an immortal Taoist. ”

Song Shuhang: “!!! ”

Then, Yoko Black Leather plucked out of the shadow and said, “One day, Taoist disciples were curious to ask: Master, why did you choose to fix the immortals? ”

Sooko Blackskin stopped after reading for a while, because Kung Fu Snake beauty had just sacrificed herself to the pillar, had not been reborn, and no one had succeeded her.

At this moment, the ghost fairy in the heart of Su Shi A XVI suddenly emerged: “Of course, because of the price of the cemetery, you can't die, but you have to hold it - the bottom graveyard has a 20% discount, are you still worried about" not dying "? Are you still suffering from the rapid rise in the price of the cemetery? Fish Cozy Underwater Cemetery opens and Sea View Villa Cemetery is your best choice after you die! Buy it now, buy five and give it a mile. ”

Song Shuhang turned his head rigidly to look at Su Shi A XVI's chest.

“What are you looking at, this is your ghost.” Sister Bailong rejoiced.

Song Shuhang's brain ache: “Why suddenly insert fish's delicate submarine graveyard ad? ”

Also... [Innocence, Sister Bai Long, do you think I'm just looking at ghosts?

Su Shi Xiaoxiao pondered, "Probably because of the investment advertisement sent by the delicate crowd of fish the other day? It is said that every time you sell a set of seabed graveyards as her dealer, you can score a lot of spirit stones from the delicacies of the fish? ”

Song Shuhang: “…”

Why didn't I hear about the delicate investment in fish? If I had become a delicate dealer of fish sooner, I would have given her an advertisement at the bottom of the sea cemetery just now, when the world of heaven stood out, wouldn't I have taken the spirit stone to my hands?

Unconsciously, I missed another hundred million.

At this point, the onion woman in her pocket said: “Boss Song, Bai has not reacted, indicating that your joke did not poke his laughter at all. ”

“Book Sailing, give up telling jokes, you have more pendants than you have talent for.” Senior White is attached to the Way of Peace.

Song Shuhang grabbed the phone and looked up at the sky.

But a moment later, he suddenly moved in his heart.

He turned to sell everything to the boss, his eyes bright: “Sell everything to the boss, please sell me a joke that will make ‘White Senior Two' laugh! ”

“Big Song Daoyou, please disappear into my sight with minimal friction!” Everything can be sold, the big man grinned.

Onion: “Ha ha ha! ”

Song Shuhang: “Senior, believe me or not, I will immediately forward this joke to Senior Bai TWO? ”

You can sell anything, boss: “...”

Song Shuhang sighed and put away his phone - clearly telling jokes to Senior White Tow was a great solution, unfortunately his execution was problematic.

Well, direct physics awakens Senior White Tow!

Song Shuhang put away his phone, then his right hand was handsome and extended: “Senior Senior Master of the Heart Demon Scale Sword, out of the sheath! ”

He was going to chop off his right hand with Senior Red Scarf, then toss his right hand to the 'seal post' and paint a copy of 'Knife Cultivation' on the seal post where Senior White TWO slept.

Half a day later...

Where's Senior Red Sword?

“Senior Song, Senior Red Sword was swallowed by @ # % × Fairy before, followed by the sacrificial pillar.” Soko Blackhide whispered a reminder.

Song Shuhang: “!!! ”

Senior Red Sword was also sacrificed together?

“Bad, Kung De Fairy can be reborn with my strength, but the Heart Demon Skylark is the Heart Demon, it does not have the function of rebirth!” Song Shuhang quickly extended his hand and carried out the secret method of "Super God Column", summoning Kung De Column • Snake Immortal Column.

The 39-metre-high Snake Column was summoned and held in a steel lair.

A brilliant light of merit covering the entire steel lair.

On the pillar, the beauty of Kung Fu Snake is embossed like a living...

“Seniors, are you still alive? Stay alive and squeak!” Song Shuhang called.

“Squeak - which idiot plays the light of merit beside me?” The sound of the Hamster, which had slept beside the two sealed columns of White Senior, was illuminated by the light of this merit, and was born awake from a state of sleep.

As soon as the Hamster opened its eyes, it saw a giant pillar of merit waving in the hands of the Big Song and inserting its eyes in the steel lair.

Inserting the pillars of merit in the Nine Phantoms' Dominant's nest, is this rebellion?

“Big Song, you're playing with the hammer! If the world is so big, can't you just go out and take a look?” The Hamster grabbed his handsome cape and covered his body.

Song Shuhang: “…”

He stretched his hand and quickly transferred the 'merit pillar' to the core world.

At the moment he just put away the 'Kung De Zhu’, the seal column of Senior White Two opened.

A thigh flashed from the ‘seal column’ and instantly appeared next to Song Shuhang.

Softly sweep this thigh and kick Song Shuhang out of the steel nest.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

People sent Song Shuhang far away.

And the one who kicked Song Shuhang's leg slightly paused for a moment, another flashed and followed Song Shuhang's figure.

“Oh, that leg... is it from Senior Nine Ghosts White?” Sooko Black Leather Yu wondered, she turned her head and looked back. The legs of Senior White Two in the seal column are still there!