Daddy Iron Man

Rainy night.

The faint street lights flickered from time to time, and there were not many pedestrians on the road.

In the dilapidated phone booth on the side of the road, a figure carrying a pair of knives in a red and black tights got in in a panic.

"Damn it, how come it rains so hard, it's damn uncomfortable that I got stuck on my pants... yes yes yes, don't doubt, I'm back again, the author asks me to tell you that I don't want to chapter two tonight I wrote the plot, so I asked me to come up with the word count, but don’t worry, I’ve already stabbed the author for everyone. I don’t need to send the blade or anything. This is the consequence of him asking me to work overtime...Wait, what is someone asking? How does the author's bacteria grow? Of course it is beautiful, beautiful and generous, with dusty temperament, like a flower like jade, and a country all over the world (10,000 words omitted here)... Oh sorry, I just seemed to be controlled by a mysterious force. Live, please forget what I just said."

Deadpool muttered, took a coin from his crotch and stuffed it into the public phone.

"Hello, hello, the takeaway you ordered is here, please open the door."

Click--

The phone was hung up.

"Come on! Don't you know my voice until now? What kind of shit is what the Ten Rings will raise? Can you take revenge on society at this level of intelligence?"

Deadpool narrowed his eyes and bitterly took out another dollar from his crotch and stuffed it into the shared phone in pain.

There was a curse on the other end of the phone: "Takeaway!"

"Huh—it's me, Wade, the killer you hired."

"Oh oh oh, I'll just say how the sound is so familiar. Sorry, a silly food delivery guy called me just now. I think you are him."

Deadpool restrained his inner impulse: "I want to see your boss, that is the bald man."

"Hey buddy! You completed the mission? Oh my god, that's so cool! You actually killed Iron Man? Wait, I'll check the news."

Immediately afterwards, there was a noisy strange sound on the phone.

At this time, Deadpool realized how important education is. He quickly said, “No, I’m at Tony Stark’s house. He just died and JC hasn’t come yet. I don’t want to talk nonsense with you. Will go to the old place and let your boss be on time."

After speaking, Deadpool hung up the phone, then drew the knife behind his back and chopped up the public phone.

If the contact person will also go tomorrow morning, the end will be the same as this public phone.

The pier was abandoned early the next morning.

A commercial vehicle parked beside a huge abandoned ship, and the man who got off was the leader of the Ten Rings Free Army, a bald man.

Since the last time the Manchurians lost, the Ten Ring Club has launched a second plan and began to infiltrate New York secretly.

Several times, the bald man who survived the catastrophe also changed into a straight suit and became the biggest leader of the Ten Ring Association here, recruiting the evildoers for the Mandarin.

His first target was the notorious super mercenary-Wade Wilson.

It's a pity that Wade didn't buy the Ten Ring Club's order, but wanted to do business with them.

The bald man thought this might be an opportunity to use Deadpool to deal with Iron Man Tony Stark.

As a result, a wonderful carjacking scene was staged in the suburbs a few days ago.

Huh--

When the bald man got out of the car, a handsome figure jumped from the edge of the abandoned ship tens of meters high.

——

Deadpool fell a dog to eat shit, but quickly got up quickly, looking as if he was all right.

He also carried a schoolbag today.

The bald man looked in his eyes, secretly surprised.

It seems that the external rumors are correct, this Deadpool does have an immortal body!

"Wade, my good brother, what are you calling for me today?" The bald man smiled.

Deadpool waved his hand quickly: "Don't don't, don't get close to me,

The bald man frowned slightly, touched his unrecognizable right face, and his voice sank: "As far as I know, Tony Stark should be alive and well, you shouldn't..."

As a result, Deadpool ignored him, but instead looked at the fat boy behind him and waved at him.

The fat boy ran over immediately stupidly.

Deadpool gave a dry smile: "How did the takeaway taste last night?"

The fat boy nodded cheerfully: "It's so fragrant!"

Huh--

Deadpool quickly drew a single shot, drew in front of him, and plunged the knife into the fat belly of the fat boy, and stirred it a few times.

"You...you..." The fat boy's expression changed, and his vitality quickly passed away.

The bald man and several of his men were also instantly confused.

Deadpool reached Fatty's ear and smiled: "I made the first call last night. By the way, I hate people calling me stupid."

thump--

Deadpool drew the knife, wiped it disgustingly on the fat boy, and looked at the bald man.

The bald man finally panicked at this time.

After all, the tight-fitting man standing opposite him has always been elusive in his work style. What does it mean to kill the contact now?

"What are you doing?" The bald man swallowed.

Without a word, Deadpool threw the bag on his back in front of the bald man.

The bald man was taken aback for a moment, and a hint of hope flashed in his heart.

Maybe this super mercenary really killed Tony Stark, this schoolbag contained Stark's head!

He squatted tremblingly, and slowly opened his schoolbag.

There were no human heads inside, only a bag full of dollars and a pair of dirty underwear.

"Sorry, I replaced that one yesterday, so I told you why I couldn't find it during the wash this morning." Deadpool shrugged.

The bald man raised his head: "What the hell do you mean?"

"This is your deposit, one million. I failed to kill Tony, so I will return it to you intact." Deadpool explained.

The bald man squinted his eyes, then immediately laughed: "It's okay, you can just take the money and spend it."

Deadpool shook his head and spread his hands: "Since you can't complete the task, you can't take your money for nothing."

After speaking, he drew another knife: "By the way, even though I gave up your mission, but I received a new mission from Tony Stark, just like that, just give me money."

The bald man trembled all over, he finally knew what Deadpool asked him to do here!

"He...how much does he give? I double!"

"Oh like that, Tony directly transferred me 50 million dollars on the spot, and also gave me a secret Venus infield ticket."

"I give out 100 million! You let me go back and raise money for three days! Three days guaranteed to be credited to your account!"

"Sorry, I am a mercenary with professional ethics. My principle is to see cash. You should talk to the devil about this kind of empty check."

...

Three minutes later.

The wharf was in a mess, and the ground was full of broken bodies and blood.

Deadpool first took a selfie of himself and his background, picked up his schoolbag, and threw the underwear he changed yesterday on the egg head of the unsatisfied bald man.

"Who throws this money here? No one wants me to take it... You see, the author, the chapter on water, is that simple. See you next time."