Daily Transfer - I'm Unmatched in All Worlds

When I open my eyes, the kid's about to lose his hips.

"Awww."

"Oh, no, no."

At my feet, a magic formation like Rakuroki.

That means.

"You guys? You called me."

One of the kids tilts his neck at my intimidating inquiry.

"... Kamisama?

Huh?

"Who the fuck is God -!

"Hih!"

At first sip, the kids fled to a glance.

Damn, you're going to be rude.

"And, hey, Mr. Sakahagi! What are you doing!

Oh, Ituna is surprised next door.

Is that what you were with me?

"Those guys are bad"

"No, I can't grow up."

Ituna lets go of my hand and chases all the kids.

Waiting in the Rakugaki magic formation, Ituna pulled the kids back.

"Look, I think I pissed you off, so apologize for once."

Ituna gently pushes the kids hiding behind me.

Why not?

Sincerely, won't you make me apologize?

"I'm sorry I made a mistake with God"

"I'm sorry, Hiya."

Hmm.

Well, all right.

"Okay. God is a bad one. If you pray to him, you won't be a lowly adult."

"Eh!"

"Uh, no! I'm not a god anyway."

Damn, what kind of education are you getting?

But I'm a discerning adult, and I forgive you.

The moment I thought so and tried to get up.

A female kid tilted her little neck slightly and said:

"So, Tenshi?

Plump.

"Who the fuck is God's parsley? Ah!

"Yikes!"

The kids run away at first sight.

"Hey! Mr. Sakahagi!?

"I don't know anymore!

In the spring raucous grove, I did not move even in Teko until Ituna persuaded me to.

"The kids are gone completely already!

Me taking Ituna's sermon as I walk to sew between trees.

I'm not reflecting, so I'll just pose as if I'm sorry.

"If those kids summoned me, I'd have to talk to them, wouldn't I?

"Well, yes, I do."

The truth is, there's a case of a kid calling me out.

Anyway, the only thing you need to summon me is the Pledge of Wishes.

Correct magic formations, spells, nothing like that.

Even monkeys can summon me if they meet the conditions.

"In order to move on from the subpoenaed otherworlds, we need to know what the pledge is. Even though it was Mr. Sakahagi who said that on Doya's face!

"For once, I'm careful not to run out of bees right after they call me in."

"Listen quietly because you have to listen to the summoner properly to make another pledge, no matter how much you don't like it...! If Mr. Sakahagi gets angry, there's no ex or kid!

"Depending on the size of the face."

Yes, we also need to make a proxy pledge to break the first pledge.

Besides, surrogacy pledges don't matter anything.

Need to make almost opposite content of the original pledge.

When they say, "Defeat the Demon King and save the world," they say, "Join hands with the Demon King and destroy the world."

When they say, "Be a slave," they say, "smash slavery."

My brain announcement doesn't flow kindly about the original pledge, so I'm most certain to hear it from the summoner's mouth.

"I know Mr. Sakahagi doesn't like God. That's why I can't believe I yelled at my kids like that..."

"When dealing with a summoner kid, I mean it most of the time."

But even if the kid is a summoner, it's hard to take out a pledge.

"That means Mr. Sakahagi is childish then..."

"Yeah, they say that a lot"

Especially my daughters.

Actually, I guess so, and I don't care anymore.

"Already. What would you do if those kids were lost?

Ituna turns to me like I'm scared of reopening it.

"Well, he's a kid who lives around here, and if you look appropriately, you'll find him"

I don't know what to say, it smelled good.

"Kun-kun. Mr. Sakahagi, don't you smell like rice?

"Whoa, don't. Have you noticed Ituna?"

I was wondering if I'd notice, but you're really like a dog. Ituna.

Speaking of which, I'm starving.

He complains of hunger while Ituna gets hungry.

I do feel like it's been quite a while since the previous world meal.

"Is that it?

Jalapeco wax sucked into the smoke cooking.

Mm, that silhouette...... a little church?

I mean, it's God's house.

"Can I smash it for a second?

"Why!? No!!

"Ah, yawn!

"Yawn!

Earlier kids were playing near the church.

There are several other kids I don't recognize. About ten of them?

I see, this is the house of those kids.

But rude guys to call a rebellious demon to God while pointing to people...... hmm?

"Exactly. I'm the devil!

"Wow!

No, that's fine!

When I get better and chase around, the kids are happy to escape.

"Wah. Mr. Sakahagi, a complete child."

I think I heard Ituna's smiling twinkle.

You're a kid who doesn't even know what sex means!

"Come on, guys. Time for lunch...... oh?

Forgetting the time and wanting to play, a young Sister came out of the church.

"Chi, hey! What are you doing!

Sister screams all of a sudden.

I can't help it. Because I was cooking the kids in a big pot.

"Ha-ha-ha. I'm the devil. The kids are going to cook and eat in a pot."

"Yikes, Sister!

"I'm gonna get stuck."

Of course it's all pretentious.

So the kids are glued around in a big pot and laughing fun.

"Oh, what a mess. God, please save the children."

Start praying diligently, Mr. Sister. Seriously.

I hate God to death, but to tell you the truth, I love the faithful.

"There's nothing more fun than making fun of God's messenger. Hey, Ituna?

Ituna grinned.

Then he waves his finger down at me and drops the thunder as pishaan.

I went black burnt and fell.

"Oh, the devil has given me divine punishment! Thank you, God!

"Sister, here we go!

"Shit!

The kids simultaneously escape from the big pot and arrive under the Sister.

"The devil was struck by God's thunder and died - Congratulations -"

"Ituna... you betrayed me"

He reached for Ituna, who walked tech near me.

"Eh, I haven't sold my soul to the devil since the beginning. Sakahagi's wife."

My hand, Ituna took it without hesitation.

"Look, don't sleep forever. Wake up!

"Ooh."

Wake up, dust and coal. Wonder.

It is a complete resurrection.

"The yawn has risen -"

"Akuma!

"Ah, no! Everybody go back."

Sister shouts a desperate cry to the kids who are running under us.

"Oh, excuse me. We were just hanging out with these kids."

Ituna followed.

Mm-hmm. Are we going to clear the story already?

I would have liked to pull some more.

"Oh, did you? If I did... but what about the thunder earlier?

Don't worry about it.

Uh, Ituna.

I just seem to be threatening Mr. Sister that I'm discharging from you.

Well, I don't see your tip from Sister.

"You were playing with the kids. Thank you."

"No. Uh."

I think it's better if I don't talk and keep my mouth shut.

Be quiet with the kids.

"I'm going to have lunch, if you don't mind? Villagers donated a lot of bread, and we have extra."

"Oh, no, I'm sorry."

Reluctantly, Ituna's stomach growls gooey.

Perfect timing...... Did you even bother to ring it?

"It is also our mission to give to those who are hungry. Come on, go ahead."

"Uh, sounds like I kind of urged you, sorry -"

Ituna with her peroli and tongue out to keep her from looking like a Sister, even though she's lit up.

"Look, let's go!

I took my outstretched hand, laughing back at Ituna's smile, too.