Daily Transfer - I'm Unmatched in All Worlds

8. If you pray to God, the devil smiles

"Hehe, this is the best -"

"Right, right."

Eventually I sat in bed, stuck Ituna on my lap, Nadenade.

Ituna's back hits my chest, and it's warm, and it's heartbeat.

What doesn't make you feel strange and eccentric is the moves Ituna wankoola can make for it?

"So how'd it go?"

"Oh, yeah. So, the kids want to play with the devil... Mr. Sakahagi!

"... that's all?

"Yeah, I guess that's all the favors the kids said themselves. But, you know, I just thought..."

You just want to play.

Hmm, wait.

This pattern has certainly been around before......

"How long?

I have a bad feeling.

He's about to say something. Interrupt into Ituna and ask questions.

"- Those kids... Huh? Um, he said something about wanting to play all the time"

"All the time..."

No, it can't be.

Even the kids will grow up sooner or later, at best, until they get tired of it.

Still.

"Until the kid at the bottom stops playing, but I have to quote him for ten years."

"Is that what this is about?

I don't understand why Ituna can be blatant...

That's settled.

"It's a breach of pledge!

"Oh, why!?

Ituna speaks out in protest at my merciless proclamation.

"You bet! You can hang out with Gocco for ten years!

"I guess it doesn't have to be the devil Gocco. You know what?"

"It's not about the content of the play!

Not at all a joke.

You say you're twisting your head to do the norm a little faster and more efficiently, but you waste your time in a momma goto with those kids!

"Then the question is what to do with the contents of the proxy pledge."

"Wait, wait! Don't make that decision for him so easy! Hear my thoughts till the end!

When I started considering taking it to my next story, Ituna was desperately following me.

"Have you forgotten Rule Two?

I know I feel a little sorry for you, but I'll ghost my heart out and confirm it.

But Ituna won't give in.

"No, I'm not! I'm not waiting and saying it because I feel sorry for you or anything!

Can I talk to you? I've been checking, so I nod back.

"We have a lot of kids here, don't we? There must be a lot of people to play with. Still, I thought to myself that wanting Mr. Sakahagi to play was a reversal of the thought of wanting adults to play!

Um, don't say Ituna seems smart sometimes.

Such a long sentence slurred.

"Sure it is, but is that why it has to be me?

"Mr. Sakahagi... I mean, don't be mad at me. Listen to me, okay? Dear God..."

Putty,

"Don't be angry!

Ridiculous!

"... Enough"

"I hear you were praying to God, those kids! Sister's too busy to play. I miss her."

Mm-hmm.

"Uh, so... uh"

Ituna turns away from temper.

But now I know what this kid's trying to say.

"I mean, the kids wanted a presence to play for as long as Sister wouldn't play for them. So I was summoned. Is that what you're saying?

"Yeah, yeah, that! I'm sorry I didn't put it together well!

"No, well done"

I smiled and stroked him, and you were relieved. Ituna circled to sweeten in my chest.

If that's true, you don't have to break your pledge to do it.

I can't think of any particular pledges that I might be able to make on my behalf.

Then maybe we can get him to rescind his vows.

"Revoke?"

I nod at Eagle Deep Fried as I stroke Ituna's head looking up properly.

"Oh. Sometimes I do... in short, sometimes the summoner doesn't want me to do anything anymore. If you think you've been summoned for your desire to defeat the Demon King, just a little while ago a brave man was defeating the Demon King, or something like that."

"I see!"

"In that case, my vows will be rescinded and I will fly to the next other world."

Being me is, so to speak, a proxy for fulfilling wishes.

For the first time I've had a summoner who wants to make a wish come true, I can be in another world.

So if there is no wish per se, then there is no reason to stay in the other world... you will answer the next call.

But...

"In this case, 'the summoner's true aspirations were different' is the pattern."

"Real aspirations? Hiya."

I held Ituna back and let her stand beside the bed.

"Those kids, if it's true, should have hoped to eliminate the cause of Sister's busy schedule, not something they'd play with."

"Kids who think such scary things are no good!?

Right? No, you're right.

Back in the day, I used to think, "I don't know if I'm going to be without Lord Ugly."

Objectively speaking, he's certainly a nasty kid.

"Hold on, I didn't know I'd be summoned as a price for my desires. The kids are unconsciously giving up asking Sister to play. Instead, you tried to satisfy my desires by letting me play."

Following Ituna, I get out of bed, too.

I've decided to do it.

"All right. I'll check Sister's day schedule first. There must always be a cause somewhere to keep Sister busy!

"Something's getting interesting!

It's been a long time since Ituna has sparkled her eyes in my gutsy pose.

It's something we have to do anyway.

Then, thoroughly, until you enjoy the bone marrow!

"I know exactly what it is."

".................. ha"

Where did you get the mood just now?

Me and Ituna were just getting some tea.

The cause of Sister's busyness did not have to be investigated, but was more obvious than seeing the fire.

"It's a long prayer."

".................. Phew"

Damn, these tea leaves aren't bad either. Don't use them.

I'm sure the fucking god here must be a bad religion that's tricking people into making massive donations.

"I have a good idea."

"Oh, really?

That's right.

You shouldn't because you're in a bad religion that forces such a long prayer, that is!

"Let's break the Sister down! That way you won't have to pray."

"No!? Normally you can't break the gate, but then Sister won't be able to stay here and the kids will miss you!!

What, so you don't end up letting me go!

"Damn... I thought it was a good idea"

"... I wonder if Mr. Sakahagi is an idiot"

Gunn!

Ituna fooled me!

Stupid told me to be stupid......

"What?!? Mr. Sakahagi, he's sinking on the ground!?

Whoa, you shouldn't.

Looks like gravity control went wild because of the mood going downer, haha.

Ha......

"Yawn!

"Amen!

"Yama-san!

Ugh, you kids, don't even know people's minds.

Let's take all the real demon kids to the demon world.

"Ah... Guys. I'm sorry. Sounds like the devil misses the demon world, so let's go this way!

Disperse the children from my presence for what Ituna perceived.

Fine play, Ituna......

Don't you have any good hands?

Uh, no, you can't, you know, kill Sister and make her stop praying, or fall over.

All I can think about is not even Locke, like freeing the kids from this world and wanting to play with them and erasing the wish itself.

I can't do that in front of Ituna.

Hey, maybe I've been stuffing too many roots lately.

Just for a little while, can I relax in this other world......

No, no, no, no, no, no. That's how I got lazy and thought I'd wasted years before.

"Shit, if I knock it down so easily, isn't there a boss that looks like it's over?"

Because I don't know what you said, the door at the back door gets knocked.

"Oh, the boss is here to read the air!?

I jumped up unexpectedly and hurried, but of course I'm not the boss.

Beyond the door was my little dirty, fitting bald father.

"Oh, the new guy."

"Oh, well"

My bald father wipes his sweat with a hand tug as he smiles like a good person.

Are you a peasant out of your outfit?

"Well, I'll always carry the donations to the warehouse. Tell Sister I said hi."

"Oh yes...... hey! All of this!?

There's a hell of a lot of cargo outside the door, that's a few cars.

"Ah, oh. It's for all the villagers. When this happens, we help each other."

"Help each other...... hey. Hey, can I see this?

"Oh, go ahead"

Get permission from my bald father and let me unpack.

I won't forget to sneak up on the appraisal eye.

When I see the result, I make a sales smile and look back at my bald father.

"Hey, you give me a lot of good quality stuff"

"Oh, you see? That's right, it's been a lot more fruitful these days."

"But I'm surprised you're so kind. Why is that?"

"That, of course, is a thank you to the abundant god Lyelly Lancia..."

My bald father's sweat wiped faster.

Lies... don't hide anything.

"That's a great treat. But this is just too much. I'll pay you back some."

"Oh, no, that's... hmm"

"What have you done?

Nico laughs and asks about his badly toothed bald father.

"No, what can I tell you?"

"Absolutely."

While biting my teeth.

"... God forgives you for everything"

Shit with a whisper, I managed to say it out by putting it on my head.

"I don't know what that is."

My bald father had an unexcused face, but he told me what was going on.

"... you were"

"Don't tell Sister what I said."

My bald father left looking bad.

I'm no longer interested in that back.

"I finally grabbed my tail... the tail of this other boss."

I turn myself over and head to the chapel where Sister is.

Even when it comes to chapels, small monasteries.

The majestic atmosphere was rather, even warm enough for anyone friendly to accept.

Here's Sister, still praying.

Innocent, innocent, wasted prayer.

Forever, ever.

Hello, Mr. Sister.

Speaking up, Sister doesn't look back, of course.

Is interrupting prayer against commandments or something like that around there?

"You just prayed a little too much, didn't you? Yeah, you can keep asking. I speak for myself."

If it's true, I guess I shouldn't interrupt your prayers.

I don't care about that because I'm a punishing killer with a lot of hatred and professional patterns, people and gods alike.

"Twelve hours. Except for the minimum diet, hydration, and flower picking, I pray all the time. Right? Even the Bishop of the Capital is an unbeliever compared to you. That's a lot of guts. At first, I was wondering if you were donating good quality food to that pious attitude of yours, but it looks like Ate came off a bit. The economy has been good here lately, because we beat the barbarians in the North Logging War. Something's moisturizing the country."

They say it's the grace of the abundant god, Lyelly Lancia.

If you look at it from the barbarians, how abundant a god would be but an evil god raising a people who plunder land and crops.

"Those kids, they're war orphans. They're grown-ups... no, they were hungry for their parents."

That's why I could be so sworn in.

"But even this is just background information. Even the information on the victory is only to say that there is room in the villages around here to divide high quality and a wide variety of foodstuffs in the name of donating them to small monasteries. Because you prayed to the god of abundance, you had a lot of crops, for that return... even the villagers are telling themselves, it's a well-eared deception that you're making them believe.

The point is one thing, just one thing. "

Put one breath down, I tell you.

"Your brother died in action in that North Looting War."

Prayer congratulations interrupted.

"Your family is in this country... no. Taken at the convenience of the world."

You can't see the look on Sister's face from me, but you can imagine what she's remembering if you look at her back.

"If you know this far, the rest is easy. You still pray for your brother's rest. Or maybe I'm praying for self-restraint because I don't have a bunch of angry bumps that have unreasonably lost my brother, but, well, there's gonna be a lot going on there, and I won't ask. What I want to make sure is that you turn away from the kids and how long will you keep running away like this, to the point of it all. Your beloved brother will never return, let alone be carried to God. When the human soul dies, it melts into the world, becomes a new energy and circulates, so your prayers to God are just as vain and wasteful. If you have time like that, live to the fullest for your brother at best."

"- To you...... ugh!!

At that moment, he was pushed down with tremendous momentum.

"What do you know!!!

Sister hits me, covered in me and crying.

As if to write off all the prayers you were praying for. That's what made the sea mistletoe monastic clothes shake and rough.

I dared to weaken, disable all cheats, and get beaten over and over again while being.

If I don't, I'll destroy Sister's body.

Sharing her pain and getting angry before then is such an impeccable extreme of defense.

"... its face"

Oh, how awful.

It's a mess.

I don't think of it as the messenger of God in the end, a demonic form.

But I like that.

The worst, the worst... the best.

"That's what I wanted to see. Your raw emotions."

Oh, Sister.

That's good. I could see it.

If you're a fucking god-killer demon bastard, let him beat you up as much as he wants until he feels like it.