Dangerous girls involved me in danger

"Answer me honestly, have you encountered something bad recently?"

"Ah...Ah? What's the matter?"

"That injury was not caused by a fall, right? It should have been scratched by something sharp. Tell me honestly, how did it hurt?"

Sure enough, it was discovered? It should be strange that the surgeon's father didn't find out.

Hmm...what should I say?Although I didn't meet the perverted murderer in the news, the reason for being scratched by zombies is also unexplainable... Let's put it this way.

"It was the injury from a gang fight and was scratched by a sharp weapon."

"Who is it!?" x2

Xinran and Keling yelled on both sides of me at the same time, making my ears hum.

Uh, what are you excited about...

"So it's a gang fight... so many people punched me, how do I know who did it..."

It shouldn't be considered a lie, it is indeed a group fight, it's just that a group of zombies hit me and Lianbing, and the group of zombies really can't see the name.

Dad frowned deeper and said to me solemnly.

"In short, be careful not to get involved in strange things. Anything that fails can be restarted, but there is only one life!"

"I know, it should be said that no one knows better than me, dad, don't worry, I am a safety-oriented person."

"That's good."

That's the end of the morning conversation, and a few of us began to eat breakfast in silence.

Dad is very quiet and won't say anything, why even Ke Ling and Xinran are so silent?

And Ke Ling... always feels like, a little, a little, terrifying... it exudes a very dangerous atmosphere... well... is it like this after the black belly attribute is revealed?

Needless to say, my heart was so cold that it felt like leaning on a ball of ice.

Because of the uncomfortable atmosphere, I hurriedly swallowed my breakfast and walked out of the house.

At the door, I said to Shirley while tying my shoelaces.

"Shirley, I won't use it to pick me up today."

"Do you have any concerns?"

"Well, I'm going to the library to find Teacher Yang for something. I don't know when I will come back, so I won't trouble you."

"This is not right, Master Juncheng, you also heard from the Patriarch just now. It is dangerous to travel alone at night. What if you really encounter random murderers?"

"It's okay, I can run away quite quickly."

Shirley closed her eyes and thought for a while, then opened her eyes and said.

"...Well, well, Master Juncheng, stand up first."

"Huh? What's wrong?"

Miss Shirley approached me and held my cheek.

"Uh, Miss Shirley?"

"You must be fine today."

This sentence seemed to contain magic power, poured into my brain, and gave me a wonderful feeling.

After saying something that was not so much a blessing, but a hint, Miss Shirley kissed my forehead like this.

Huh Huh?

He kissed very hard and took a breath, feeling that it would leave a hickey.

"Hehehehe, although it's not very regular to do such a behavior as a maid, if it's an older sister, kissing a younger brother is just a normal thing, right?"

"Um... then I'm going, Shirley..."

Under Miss Shirley's expectant gaze, I was a little embarrassed to say the two words that I didn't say.

"sister……"

"Hmm, be careful all the way~"

I covered my forehead and turned my back, and ran out of the house, for fear that Miss Shirley would see my red face.

Uhhhhh, no wonder Xinyuan didn't call my brother in my face before, I can understand her mood a little bit... Is it such a shy thing to call my sister?

But the maid sister...

I always feel a little excited.

Chapter 10

Are you a corpse murderer...

Unexpectedly, Lian Bing hadn't committed a crime yet, and another murderer would be born.And it looks even worse than Lianbing... If Lianbing was just an attempted murder, this guy is already an incurable criminal.

It's terrible, maybe it's another psychotic perversion.

Having said that, I now have the ability to see through the nature of human beings. Maybe I can use it to help hunt down?

Um, but if I was accidentally discovered and the prisoner was not caught, I guess I would become the next target...

Murderers are supposed to be quite neurotic guys, like Lianbing, just because I looked at each other and accidentally puffed out, they suspected me... Maybe they (perverted homicides) are quite similar. Be keen intuition.

That's why I can hide my true face like a okay person.

Therefore, if I want to intervene in this matter, I have to take the risk of being in dire straits.

Hmm... forget it.

Dad has asked me to pay attention. I am not the kind of person with a sense of justice, so don't be nosy.

And my biggest reason for action is just to hope that my mother's workload can be reduced, so that she can no longer work overtime every day to sew the body and get enough rest.

Of course, if I really met that guy, I would be happy to provide some clues.

Today, as always, I came to the classroom early, and Lianbing arrived in the class one step ahead of me.

Recently, she came so early... And so is Lan Hua... What is the situation of the two of them?

"Good morning, Cheng Jun~"

"Oh, early."

"Oh hayo, Cheng Jun~"

"Ah, good morning."

"G, Cheng Jun~"

"..."

"Buongiorno, Cheng Jun~"

I turned around and held Lianbing's head, and said with black lines.

"Why do you repeat in different languages, are you an international alarm clock?"

She grabbed me and pressed her hand into her chest, and looked at me with a meaningful smile.

"I am an alarm clock dedicated to Cheng Jun. I need your dear girlfriend to call you every morning and wake you up with a sweet voice? If necessary, there is moaning service? In the morning, Xiao Chengjun should be very energetic. While listening to my voice, let Shirley help you send it with your hands. Wouldn't it be nice?"

Speaking of Lianbing, he was still licking his lips, swinging up and down in a circular gesture with his right hand... It would be awkward if a man did this action, but it would be very tempting for a beautiful girl like her to do this action.

But this guy is also enough, making such a pornographic joke early in the morning, the image of the eldest lady has been ruined.

Uh, wait, Lan Hua is still sitting next to him, is it really appropriate to use this tone now!

I turned my head to look at Classmate Lan Hua, she was sitting on the seat with a dull expression, and didn't pay attention to our side...whoop...Fortunately, she was in a daze.

"No need, thank you."

I rolled my eyes and pulled out my hand altogether, turned around and sat back in my place boringly.

"The reaction is so cold. Every day, such a beautiful girlfriend says good morning to you. Isn't Cheng Jun not grateful at all?"

"Oh, I'm very grateful that you sent Shirley over to take care of me. Thanks to Shirley, the amount of housework I need to do recently has plummeted. It's really a great help. I'm so grateful."

"Hehehehe, in that case, just let Shirley recognize you as your master and officially become your maid? Isn't it okay to be an exclusive maid?"

"That couldn't be better."

If there is a maid like Miss Shirley to serve me, I might have to hold my hands high and cheer long live.

"Hehehehe, as long as Chengjun you become my husband, Shirley will also become your maid and serve you all the time~"

Ok……?

Why does this sentence sound so familiar?

Miss Shirley seems to have said something like this to me, did the master and servant's ideas coincide with each other...

"Miss Shirley is not a dowry."

"Well, how about even marrying you with her?"

"Ah! What are you talking about!"

This idea is so outrageous!

"Oh, don’t you think that when the old lady got married, didn’t she have a dowry maid? How do you say Shirley is my maid, of course you should marry you with me as a concubine~ Besides Shirley, There are also three maids, who are all beautiful women, you can play with them at will? Ha ha ha ha, marrying me is equal to marrying five women? You can taste different tastes from Monday to Friday, how about? Very cost-effective Huh? Is your heart moved?"

"What the hell, it's the same as cheap sales in the supermarket...it's just to deceive consumers."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, chengjun you dare not accept it, such a person can't be a great gift?"

"I didn't want to be a great person."

"Hehehehe, then the April Fools' joke will end here, even if I want Shirley to marry you, she probably won't agree."

"Cut, is it an April Fool's Day joke really..."

Today is April Fool's Day, and you can lie at will.

In the morning, Xinran made a joke with me that was not funny at all, and was almost fooled.

So naturally I will also be a little bit precautionary. From the time Lianbing started talking nonsense, I knew she was fooling me.

"Yes, today is April Fool's Day~ hum, it's a day when you can deceive people casually, a day when you can swindle without being punished, and a day you can plunder others casually."

"Hey?! Wait, this explanation is a bit wrong, right!"

The good-looking April Fool's Day has become a legal day for fraud!

However, Lianbing ignored my complaints and said with his cheeks looking out the window as if talking to himself.

"Since it's a day when you can lie to others... cheating yourself is a lie, right?"

"Hey?"

Said Lian Bing turned back and smiled at me, closed his left eye, and wiped the right eye with the index finger of his left hand... I remember this action!

I quickly took off my glasses and took a look at Lianbing, and as expected, after this action, the title on Lianbing's head began to change, and in a short while, he became a [Lian Bing Girlfriend]!

"Cheng Jun...?"

"Ah, uh... you, how are you?"

I didn't know what to say, and even the words became stuttered.

It perfectly reflects the soft ice state of the eldest lady's demeanor, and it is too lethal to me. It is almost as good as a maid wearing a maid costume!

This made me feel in a trance for the whole day, and I didn't even dare to say a few extra words... Ruan Bing has always been in a good mood, just like on Saturday’s date, like a little bird...

I don't quite understand why she suddenly switched to this personality, really just because of April Fool's Day?

When get out of class was over in the afternoon, Teacher Xiaozhen announced that he would enter a three-day long holiday starting tomorrow, and the evening self-study from today was also cancelled, and the classroom suddenly cheered.

"Quiet! Just be quiet! So, because of the recent random murder case, the school temporarily decided to cancel the evening study! So you must not be outside at night, stay at home well, you know ?"

"Got it~" xN

The students in the class will be very united only at this time. In fact, everyone must be thinking about where to play after the holiday, and the warning of not going out at night is the deaf ear.