Destroyer of Ice and Fire

Chapter 28: There's a Little Book

In the early morning, a pair of sleepless Arryn and a seemingly sober Bello walked down the road to the stone forest of thinkers.

Houston-regulated tests will be conducted on this day.

“Where the hell were you last night in the hospital? ”

“No place to go, just turn around. ”

“But you didn't take the Southern Wind Squad? The teachers who blocked me said I was attracted to people on board and took all the people from the Southern Wind Squad. I think you deliberately took me to Chris and used me to lure you away from those teachers, and then you did it. ”

“Of course not. Do I look like I could use a friend? ”

“Very similar! ”

“... if it were me, would I still be able to stand here and talk to you? ”

“There may be other reasons, but your whereabouts are too suspicious. ”

Just as he walked, as he spoke, Erin suddenly saw a red spot on the fork ahead, and when he found out it was Moss, he immediately greeted him with joy, "Moss! ”

Moses, with his head down, was still worried about whether Ben Xiao's class would be miserable again. He suddenly heard Erin's voice and turned around and saw Erin walking towards him with excitement. He had a sudden impulse to die, "Dwarf, stay away from me! Don't you think it's bad enough that Mr. Houston thinks we're in this together? ”

“Huh?”

Erin, who was not far behind Moses, looked at Moses in surprise: "Why do you seem shorter than me? ”

“What!”

Moss just looked at Erin for a second and almost dropped his eyeballs on the floor, and he realized that Erin actually seemed a little bit taller than he was.

How can a dwarf be taller than himself!

“How is that possible! You must have worn something! Your feet are not fake! ”

Moss, who was devastated, jumped directly at Erin's foot, unbelievably pinched Erin's foot and even took off Erin's shoes to see if there was anything in there that could make Erin taller.

But what freaked him out was that Erin's feet were normal, nothing.

“That's good. ”

At this moment, a sinister voice comes from not far away.

Teacher Houston? ”

Moss, who was also squatting in front of Erin, was suddenly frozen.

The man who was smiling in the shade not far away, looking at their hair greased, wasn't Mr. Ben Houston or who?

“Well, it's so intimate, it's a good feeling, we have to check each other's shoes and put them on. I admire these friendly, helpful classmates. ”

Houston rubbed his greasy hair, hey hey, smiled, said this very deeply, then slowly turned around and walked into the stone forest of thinkers.

“Ah!”

Moses stayed for a while and suddenly screamed madly: "Mr. Houston! Miss Houston, it's not what you think! ”

“I really don't have anything to do with these two guys, we're really not in this together! ”

“I'm just checking his feet! We're not really good friends. ”

“Am I an idiot?” A slight sneer came out of the stone forest of the thinker: “Even a pedophile wouldn't like to check a man's feet, would he?“ … ”Moss really wants to die.

The vast majority of freshmen arrive earlier than Erin and others and are in a mood.

Numerous legends have shown that little Ben's Houston tests are as horrible as the giant monsters in the Beast enclosure, not to mention the fact that other shifts have not offended Mr. Houston, but they have Erin in this shifts to make the Houston hysterics exist.

As soon as Long Houston's figure appeared in the white boulder, many of the newborn legs were shaking a little out of control.

Moses with a dead face and Erin with a cheerful face, Bello with an indifferent expression appeared in succession.

“These three guys don't know what the hell to do. ”

“Look at their faces and think nothing good is going to happen. ”

“I don't know what kind of methods Teacher Houston would use against them. ”

“Little Ben teacher Houston is the most honorable teacher in the college. The last time he lost control of his emotions, he had no face at all, and the whole college was passing on his affairs, he would not be able to stop. ”

“ …… ”

In the invisible, the vast majority of freshmen have joined Moses and Erin and Bello.

“Well, the happy day has begun again. ”

After seeing all the freshmen arrive, Houston cleared his voice and put on a gesture of self-righteousness and callousness, saying: “As I said repeatedly two days ago, today is the day we test your cultivation results, and you must be very excited. ”

“Excited… wanting to cry is more like it.” Many freshmen keep their heads down and think in their hearts.

“The motivation for practice comes from seeing your progress. I, Houston, am the best teacher at teaching students throughout St. Dawn's College. Under my wise and efficient guidance, as long as you're not lazy, you're definitely better than the rest of the class. But the point is, don't be lazy, if you don't do what I say, hum, you know what the consequences are.” Houston bragged to himself and said a few words, as if completely out of the shadow of Erin's frenzy last time.

“Of course I am also very excited, I want to test the results of your practice right away, but one of you guys is special, it's too easy to get hungry, so take care of it before you start the test...”

When I heard this, almost all the freshmen were chilling in their hearts, and they thought, "Here we go again, here we go. ”

“This is a specialty of the North that I have been treasuring for many years, marching meat jerky. This is made from the fattest meat on snow bears in the northern snow fields. It is a good thing that powerful combat technicians who guard the north and carry out missions to the north are likely to get. Not only is it nutritious and the key is full, but the average combat technician can eat a piece for a few days without hunger. ”

Houston smiled and looked completely at Erin, "Erin, aren't you hungry easily? We'll start the exam when you eat this. ”

The softer Houston's smile and voice, the more hairy many of his nascent minds become.

Houston said, pulling things out of his chest.

“This?” All freshmen are a little stunned.

Because Houston didn't pull out any marching meat jerky, it was a black leather cover that seemed to be used frequently, and many places wore bright little books.

“Oh, that's wrong. ”

I thought the students' eyes were a little weird. Houston lowered his head and said something like this when nothing happened. Then he quickly stuffed Ben in his clothes and pulled out a large chunk of meatloaf.

The students stayed together for a second and then went crazy.

“See, there's really little Ben! ”

“Little Ben teacher really has Little Ben... ah! ”

Houston handed Erin a large piece of reddish brown marching meatloaf if nothing happened.

“Do you really want to eat?” Erin looked at the dried meat as if it smelled good and had an appetite, but looked at the honest Houston, and he hesitated.

“Of course, that's my heart.” Houston said unusually kindly: “Don't worry, I guarantee you my personality, it tastes good, there will never be laxatives, poisons or anything else, otherwise I will be responsible for what happens to you. ”

Erin glanced at him and said, "Why don't you eat some too? ”

“You must be too careful, but I appreciate being cautious, especially when the magician is on a mission outside, the more careful he is, the less likely he will be killed by the enemy.” Houston said this, then ripped off a jerky and ate it and said, "You have to learn Erin's cautious attitude. ”

“It's hypocritical, every word is the opposite…” Most freshmen are chilly.

“Tastes good.” Arryn chewed on the truffles and found them to be very fragrant and not as hard as you might imagine, very greasy, but not as greasy as you might think.

“So full!” After eating the whole piece of meatloaf, Erin suddenly felt a little wrong. The meatloaf seemed to swell up in his stomach, and then he saw his stomach really slowly drummed up. The drum was amazingly big, more exaggerated than the last time he ate hundreds of chicken legs, and his entire stomach became heavy.

“Okay, let's start the test now. Erin, you're the first.” Houston said nothing.

“Hiss...” gasping sound sounded.

All freshmen have come to understand exactly what Houston is up to.

If you eat so much, your body looks twice as heavy as usual, so you can test it, it will definitely affect you!

This is definitely not some regular marching meat jerky.

What is it, a tiny piece, that makes a big stomach king like Erin look like this?

“This is not marching meat jerky at all, only the legendary 'giant food' works like this, Mr. Houston, you are too much.” An angry voice sounded, and many people didn't have to turn around to see it, and the last time they heard it was Lin Laurent, who dared to call the board Houston.

“Oh, yeah? ”

Houston looked at the loud Lynn Lorraine with an apology, "I guess I accidentally got it wrong. But it doesn't matter, since you know 'giant food', you should also know that the legendary food in the giant kingdom at the time was extremely nutritious and very good to eat. ”

“Can he still test like this?” Lynn Lorraine looked at Houston and his beautiful silver-white hair was dancing.

Houston's eyes flashed a cold light.

“It's okay, I'm fine.” At this time, Erin was unnecessarily patting her stomach, looking satisfied, but worried: "Eating this giant food won't turn into a giant, will it? ”

“Of course not. It will only make your muscles stronger and your food smells better. This is something I have been collecting for many years and can't help but eat it myself.” Houston said again in a tone that made most of the nascent chills: “Now let's start testing. ”