Diary of Guarding Monster Girls

["Hehe~"]

What are you mumbling about?

I don’t care what you’re on about.

Doesn’t matter how you retaliate later. I’m happy right now anyway.

Feels good~

Herbert felt a bit helpless with Nenasha’s stubborn personality, and couldn’t think of a way to counterattack for the moment. So he could only jot down this grudge in the little black book of his mind, waiting for the right time to settle accounts.

As a result, Herbert could only redirect this displeasure and vent it on someone else.

Coincidentally, he soon found a lucky victim.

"Hehe."

Herbert glanced deeply at the male hunting dog, which was still barking its head off, and any bit of guilt he felt dissipated.

However, he definitely couldn’t just bark back at it.

Though it might serve it right, it would be a bit abstract.

If a dog bites you, do you need to bite it back?

Uh... not that it’s impossible, you could really bite it if you wanted, with the terrifying bite force of an upright ape.

But that wouldn’t be very dignified.

Herbert considered himself a dignified person.

Even when killing, he tried to leave a complete body for the other person. If that wasn’t possible, he chose a head-chopping technique that made reassembly easier for later.

This reduces the patient’s final suffering and doesn’t trouble the family, truly a benevolent healer’s way.

As for whether he’s bloodthirsty or has medical ethics... I’m a Paladin, do I need medical ethics?

Furthermore, looking at the current situation, they have completely adapted to their new identity, recognizing themselves as dogs, not even able to speak human language.

Some dogs are strange: the more angrily you shout, the more excited they get.

Herbert didn’t want to give it the satisfaction.

"Hehe, got it."

After some thought, Herbert suddenly had an amusing idea in his mind.

He didn’t rush to leave, instead calmly admiring the two-headed hunting dog that couldn’t separate due to its "masonry joint" structure, occasionally nodding or shaking his head judgmentally.

"Tsk-tsk, hehe."

???

"Woof!!?"

The male hunting dog, creeped out by Herbert’s bizarre behavior, barked uneasily a couple of times and subconsciously wanted to run away—but the Celestial Lock was still there, making escape impossible.

Oh no!

Folks, it seems like we’ve encountered a pervert!

The male hunting dog suddenly wanted to retreat.

Maybe, let’s just drop it?

I can just not see eye to eye with him, can’t I?

It wasn’t afraid that this intruder was a violent brute; this is the Divine Spirit’s Divine Kingdom, where no outsider dared to act recklessly.

But it was very afraid that the other party was a mentally unstable pervert!

Hiss—

The male hunting dog wanted to run away, but someone didn’t want to let it go.

Earlier, you were told that was enough, but you didn’t listen and were barking gleefully, weren’t you?

And now you realize something’s wrong and want to leave?

Too late.

You can’t leave now~

Herbert noticed the hesitance in the male hunting dog’s eyes, so his smile became even brighter as he took a step forward.

Although it was just one step closer, it crushed the male hunting dog’s psychological defenses, making it panic and bark loudly.

"Woof! Woof—Woof!!?"

("You! Don’t come any closer ahhhhhhh—")

In a moment of chaos, in its frantic struggle, the joint of the two dogs tightened even more.

Moreover, because of the male hunting dog’s panicked movements, the female hunting dog got annoyed, turned back and bit it mercilessly.

"Woof!"

After reprimanding its unruly partner, the female hunting dog continued to lower its head deeply, not daring to look at Herbert.

And the male hunting dog, having been bitten hard, didn’t dare to dodge, and could only stay obediently in place, not daring to move recklessly.

Herbert had long noticed that this pair of dog lovers... uh, no, dog couple, didn’t have equal strength; one was Middle Tier, the other High Tier, a whole major level apart.

That’s why Herbert couldn’t help but ridicule them earlier.

You’re relying on someone else for protection, how can you be so unaware?

The other has already forgiven me, and yet you, who’s being taken care of, are still being so unreasonable. Do you not recognize your own role?

As they say — since you’re being kept, let’s not discuss independence anymore, good.JPG

Now, although the male hunting dog was punished, Herbert certainly wouldn’t be satisfied by just watching.

So, after some thought, Herbert decided to personally deliver the most humiliating punishment!

I’ll do it myself!

Herbert raised his hand and reached towards the two hunting dogs.

But instead of grabbing the male hunting dog, he gently stroked the female hunting dog beneath it, caressing its head softly.

Recognizing Herbert’s strength, the female hunting dog didn’t dare to dodge, obediently lowering its head, making a low, pleasing whimper from its throat.

???

"Woof!!?"

When facing a strong being that cannot be resisted, especially one clearly invited by its own Divine, doing this is definitely no problem.

But it ignored the feelings of one... uh, a dog, not considering the male hunting dog’s incredulous gaze.

At this moment, even if the male hunting dog remembered how to talk, it would certainly have screamed in frustration.

Forget everything else, and it lamented loudly.

"Awooo—"

What the hell are you doing!

That’s my wife!

Right in front of me!!?

Can’t you even do it secretly?

But unfortunately, no one cared about these laments.

After listening to the defeated dog’s complaints, Herbert was even more delighted, and after enjoying a couple more friendly pats, he let go.