Diary of Guarding Monster Girls

Chapter 1001 - 485: Incompetent Wife.MP4_2

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Though Miss Vampire also knew that they were just backup and didn’t contribute much in the fight against the giant Tree Man, and that asking for a reward wasn’t reasonable... she didn’t care about that.

How could that be the same thing!

Putting in some effort is still effort, and she had the right to ask for compensation!

Isn’t it unreasonable to make people work for free?

Otherwise, wouldn’t it mean people are getting free labor!

Besides, that whole reward thing... it’s just a way of putting it, a code everyone understands.

With a reward, Herbert would come to soothe her properly.

And if there’s no reward, does it mean he won’t come to lavish her with attention?

How could he not come!

Hehe, just a little bit of fun~

Eliza thought of what Herbert would do to her later, licking her lips with excitement, her legs inadvertently tightening a bit.

"I did put in a lot of effort this time! Even if he’s unreasonable, he can’t punish me... No wait, how could he not punish me? I want him to be a bit rough with me!"

Miss Vampire, filled with thoughts of later thrilling developments, came back to her senses to find herself at her friend’s treehouse.

Having known each other for a long time, Eliza was there to spend time with Svanni, and she naturally stepped inside.

"Svanni, I’ve come to play——"

"Hmm? Where’s everyone?"

Miss Vampire found no one, and hesitated for a moment, wondering in her heart, "No response, is she at some critical point in her research that she can’t be distracted?"

Eliza thought it over and decided not to call out, instead sitting quietly on the rattan chair to wait for her friend to finish her work before disturbing her.

"I’ll just wait for her, and think about how to get Herbert to cooperate with me later..."

Yet the innocent Miss Vampire didn’t realize that at the same moment she entered the treehouse, her research-focused friend was actually unraveling the mysteries of life.

No, that’s not entirely accurate.

To be precise, Svanni no longer had the energy to think about anything else.

In the room filled with various materials, on that huge bed, there lay a chaotic pile of different "Svanni".

Tall, short, slender, plump... regardless of the form, they were all rolling their eyes and panting with difficulty.

All sunk, none spared.

And in the center of the bed, Svanni’s main body seemed a little stronger, not completely collapsed, panting subtly while looking at a relaxed Herbert with a complicated expression.

"Ha, ha..."

She noticed Herbert’s raised eyebrows and the mocking eyes directed at his "incompetent wife", annoyed in her heart, wanting to pounce on him and bite him.

Damn it.

This brute!

He, he... he’s simply a monster!

The hand-to-hand scenario completely exceeded Svanni’s expectations, not going according to her script at all.

No, it didn’t follow the script at all!

According to Svanni’s expectations, although she couldn’t win against Herbert at her first attempt, she could at least put up a fair fight, right?

It wasn’t blind confidence; it was based on theoretical grounds.

While she was a newcomer in practice, she wasn’t a novice in terms of knowledge, well aware of her people’s various techniques.

Svanni knew her main body wasn’t much, managing to hold on once was already giving it her all, but she wasn’t worried about it.

The main body being weak, no problem.

I have lots of avatars!

As a master of Flesh Avatars, she intended to use a gang fight on Herbert.

Short individual health bars aren’t an issue; as long as I have enough health bars, I can definitely exhaust the enemy!

Quantitative change leads to qualitative change.

Controlling over a dozen Flesh Avatars, how could I possibly lose?

Of course——the plan was ambitious, but reality was harsh.

Once the fight began, Svanni realized she made a miscalculation.

A huge miscalculation!

She severely underestimated one thing.

She may have many avatars and they come in varied forms, but she had only one soul.

Even if there are multiple health bars, the mental damage was all concentrated on a single soul!

After the fourth avatar collapsed, Svanni finally recognized the severity of the issue and tried to salvage the situation.

So——she decided to send five avatars at once.

This turned out to be an explosive move.

Svanni finally understood.

The sensation coming from one avatar couldn’t be compared to the sensation coming simultaneously from five avatars.

The price she paid to learn this simple principle was a bit too heavy...

This overcrowded bed was a bit too humiliating.

Svanni may lose to Herbert, but her dark elf pride wouldn’t accept such a crushing defeat!

She had to find a way to turn the tables!

And just as Svanni was racking her brains on how to turn the tide, Eliza arrived.

Seeing her friend come to her on her own, a flash of inspiration hit Svanni.

"You’re the one!"

The next second, the idle Miss Vampire waiting for her friend in the treehouse heard an excited voice calling from behind.

"Eliza, follow me."

Hmm?

"Oh, okay."

Eliza awoke from her yellow-hued fantasies and didn’t think too much, following along without even asking.

This was normal, as Svanni always had such a quiet personality.

Though it was said to be a conversation between them, most of the time it was Eliza talking and Svanni simply listening.

As always, Eliza started chatting away while going upstairs.

"Let me tell you, Herbert is really going too far!"

"He only left me a tiny bit of Holy Blood; he must want me to beg after finishing it, then take the opportunity to do bad things to me..."

"Hey! Svanni, tell me, should I let him have his way? Or resist a little?"

However, Svanni, who stopped at the door, didn’t answer this time but instead turned slowly to give Eliza a strange look that made her instinctively take a step back.

What’s going on!!?

"What are you... hey!!?"

Before Eliza could react, the door suddenly opened, and a large hand quickly reached out from behind the door, grabbing her wrist.

"Herbert!!?"

Eliza was startled, but upon seeing it was Herbert, she breathed a sigh of relief.

Then——noticing his bare body behind the door, her smile immediately froze.

"Hey hey hey, wait!"

"What, what’s going on!?"

The vampire looked at the Dark Elf beside her and then at the Paladin in front, suddenly realizing she had walked into a trap.

"Wait! What are you two up to?"

"Want."

Herbert quickly covered Eliza’s mouth, accepting her invitation, and pulled her into the room.

Bang.

The door shut tight, and no more sound came from inside.

...

...

(Munch munch)

"Hmm?"

The happily eating Valentina paused again, frowning and blinking: "Did I just hear someone screaming?"

For that question, the Svanni who had just sent her friend into the lion’s den, calmly responded, "Maybe it’s, your, imagination, perhaps?"

"No no no! This time it definitely wasn’t an illusion!" Valentina insisted, shaking her head in confusion.

I’m not deaf, you know.

Valentina always maintained that she wasn’t foolish, just a little slow!

You all think I’m slow, but I’m actually quite sharp!

"By the way, are you feeling unwell? Your speech sounds so broken?"

See, I even noticed such details!

Svanni, keeping her face taut, nodded resolutely with difficulty: "Yes, I feel a bit, uh, my stomach, is not too comfortable... mm~"

But towards the end, as she multitasked, she couldn’t hold it in and let out a coquettish nasal sound.

"Hmm???"

Listening to the nasal sound, Valentina squinted her eyes sharply, observing Svanni’s every move.

Then, she suddenly realized.

Svanni she...

Is she, uh, doing it herself!!?

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