Different Dimensional Red Alert World

Wang Ling: "......"

This guy is too much a treasure, and a few words made Wang Ling speechless.

You can't bear to let Xiao Hei get tired, but you are carrying something yourself, these are all your luggage!This feeling is good, throwing it all on me, and saying that I am not tired, how come I can play like this once out?

Is Xiao Hei skinny a dog?Is it a pig when it is not thin?

Originally, these words were enough to make people speechless, but I didn't expect that the words that were even more unexpected by Wang Ling were still behind: "Brother Hei, you are my brother, we must get rid of the constraints of species and aspire to be grown-ups! Shit things You can't eat it, I can't just watch your shit!"

"I..." Wang Ling staggered, almost throwing away everything on his body. These words made him feel tender and tender!

Oh, no one in the city can play like you, right?

"Wow!"

Don't talk about Wang Ling, even Xiao Hei couldn't listen anymore this time. He raised his dog's paw, covered Wei Bowen's mouth, and shook his head with disgust, motioning him to stop talking surprisingly.

The humanized movements and expressions really seemed to have become essences, and to this point, Xiao Hei's IQ was no longer worse than that of ordinary children and adolescents.

In this scene, I also saw Wei Bowen. After blinking in a daze, he didn't really nag Xiao Hei anymore. Instead, he rebuked Wang Ling, "Wang Ling, you are too much!"

"What's the matter? Can't help you carry all the luggage?" Wang Ling's face was black and a little funny.

Originally thought that Wei Bowen could be a little more serious, but unexpectedly, this guy blurted out: "Brother Black is so smart as this, you don't even teach him to talk about people!"

"..."

This time, Wang Ling was stunned. Lei's brain seemed to be short-circuited.

After Xiao Hei had been strengthened at the intermediate level and his wisdom was turned on, Wang Ling did jokingly let Xiao Hei learn human language, but no matter how smart Xiao Hei was, it was also a dog. Let him learn human language, wouldn't it be difficult for a strong man?No, it should be difficult for a strong dog!People are smart enough, why can't they learn dog language?

"My God, you really deserve to be in a dormitory, one by one weird!" Not only Wang Ling, but also Uncle Hei was so thundered that he couldn't help teasing from Wang Ling's mind.

But Wang Ling's mouth squirmed for a long time, but he couldn't say a word.

I thought this guy was just joking like he did at the beginning, but unexpectedly, after complaining, Wei Bowen really squatted down and taught Xiao Hei to speak human words: "Come on, Brother Hei, learn from me, see My mouth, my brother, get out!"

"Wow!"

Xiao Hei was blindfolded and dumb, as if his IQ had been seriously challenged.

But this is not over yet, Wei Bowen is still teaching, pointing to Wang Ling and teaching every word: "Fight! Shit! You!"

"Miu..."

Xiao Hei couldn't bear it anymore, and with a low whisper, he simply hid behind Wang Ling.

And Wang Ling really didn't want to pick up these funny words that made him feel at a loss. With a shake of his head, he simply carried all the luggage and ran towards the dormitory building and walked over, followed by Xiao Hei.

With no object to molested, Wei Bowen could only follow from behind in angrily.

There was no jaw-dropping incident along the way. Wang Ling easily carried the luggage up to the sixth floor and came to the dormitory to set it aside.

Xiao Hei was also very casual, but Wei Bowen was already out of breath. He found his bed and had no time to clean up and tidy up. He lay directly on it, kicking his leather shoes off with a kick of his legs.

Seeing his funny look, Wang Ling couldn't help but teased: "It's a hot day, you have to wear overalls, what do you think?"

When Wei Bowen heard it, he sat up with a "teng" gesture, and said with a smile: "Does this dress look like a successful leader? People want clothes, maybe which school girl will be attracted to it, and ask me Want a mobile phone number?"

Wang Ling laughed and said, "I don't look like a successful leader."

"What does that look like?"

"Like an insurance seller."

As soon as he blurted the words, Wei Bowen was taken aback on the spot, and then as if he had been slapped on the ass: "You only sell insurance!"

I don’t blame him for this kind of reaction, because there was a popular saying on the Internet: the wilted ones are afraid of being horizontal, those who are horizontal are afraid of being stunned, those who are awkward are afraid of death, those who are awkward are afraid of being shameless, and those who are humiliated are afraid of selling. Insurance.

This sentence became popular at first, probably because some people were maddened by the insurers, so I changed those sayings to have this version.

This is not occupational discrimination. After all, life is not easy, and it is understandable that those insurers are too dedicated.However, even if it is not discrimination, in Wang Ling's age group, it can still be used to harm others.

Wang Ling smiled and said nothing, and after Wei Bowen was damaged, he really didn’t want to continue wearing work clothes in the hot weather. Anyway, he was not afraid of staying in the dormitory. He simply took off his clothes very neatly, and only left in the end. A little pants, that is so naked!

"Cool! It's holding me back, I'm still comfortable wearing a small inner inner!" After finally taking off his work clothes, Wei Bowen was refreshed, moved his limbs, and shouted cheerfully.

However, Wang Ling reminded: "Even if you indulge in it, don't take it off so cleanly, at least wear big pants!"

But Wei Bowen disagrees: "Well, what's the matter, boys dormitory, you can wear whatever you want, and there are no girls going."

As soon as the voice fell, I heard Lily's voice in the corridor: "Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei, I bought you your favorite jerky and nutritious dog food!"

"Wow!" Xiao Hei immediately pricked his ears, with a satisfied smile.

However, Wei Bowen was stunned and blinked blankly, but at this time, Lily and Old Xue had already walked into the dormitory, so...

"Ah!" This is Wei Bowen's scream.

"Ah!" This was Lily's scream.

Wei Bowen thought that there would be no girls in the boys’ dormitory. The one he wore was called an indulgence. There was only a small pant, almost naked. It happened to make Lily look straight, blushing on the spot. .

And Wei Bowen was also terrified: "Wang Ling, didn't you say that you have no sister, then who is she!"

Wang Ling twitched his lips: "That's not my sister either!"

Old Xue's expression was also very strange: "That's my girl! By the way, buddy, can we put on the pants first?"

When Wei Bowen heard this, he didn't hesitate to protest. He hurriedly opened the suitcase and found a short pair of sports pants, which he put on him.As for the upper body, it doesn't matter. Lily can live in Old Xue's dormitory anyway, and it's not too conservative.

After finishing the set, Old Xue Cai looked dumbfounded and called Lily in...