Don't Lie to Your Therapist—She Already Knows Your Fate

["I doubt it. No matter how smart a monkey is, it’s still a monkey. Have you ever seen a monkey speak?"]

["Well, have you ever seen a fox speak?"]

Many people started arguing over this topic, each voicing their own opinion.

The argument only stopped when the monkey started muttering indecipherably.

So it turned out not all animals were like Little White.

A monkey was still just a monkey.

There was only one Little White. As expected, nothing that followed Doctor Wen was ordinary.

The Monkey King held the phone out to Little White, his expression somewhat fawning.

Little White waved a paw magnanimously. "The phone’s a gift. I have a master now, so I don’t need it anymore!"

The Monkey King began to jump in excitement, leaping onto a higher branch of a nearby tree.

But when he looked down and saw the big boss below, he panicked. ’How can I stand higher than the boss?’

The next second, he fell from the branch. He was covered in dirt, but he had protected the phone.

["This monkey is the spitting image of me being all timid and subservient in front of my boss! Ah, the miserable life of a corporate slave!"]

["To the person above, maybe only old corporate slaves are like that! We have a 20-year-old newcomer at my company who’s super assertive with the boss. Clocks in and out right on time—not a minute early, not a minute late. When the boss tried to assign her work after hours, she just flat-out refused, saying her personal time is her own and she doesn’t work. ’If it’s important, we can talk about it during work hours!’"]

["Crying tears of envy and jealousy! I’m that pathetic corporate slave who works overtime until 10 PM every day and is at the boss’s beck and call! And even then, I’m still terrified of losing my job every single day!"]

["My company has a badass rookie too, fresh out of college. You guys have no idea! The boss was treating us to dinner, and whenever he reached for a dish, she’d spin the lazy Susan away from him—multiple times! The boss said, ’This drink is pretty good,’ hinting that he wanted some, and she just said, ’I think it’s good too,’ then held her cup out, waiting for him to pour it for her! And the boss actually did it! She’s our idol! Later, we found out... damn it, they’re related! Her family’s company is even bigger than our boss’s!"]

"Da Guo, didn’t you say you couldn’t talk?" Kong Jian looked aggrievedly at Little White, who was nestled in Wen Ying’s arms.

"With so many monsters showing up, of course I can talk now," Little White said, looking at Kong Jian with some dissatisfaction.

’This kid, how come he doesn’t know how to flatter me at all?’

’And he just has to cling to Master!’

’Master is mine!’

"Little brother, stand further away. I’m getting dizzy!"

"What does you being dizzy have to do with where I’m standing, Da Guo?" Kong Jian asked, looking at Little White in confusion.

"Between the two of us, who’s the big brother?"

"You’re Da Guo..."

"And who is supposed to listen to whom?"

"I should listen to Da Guo..."

Wen Ying couldn’t help but laugh. "Alright, Little White, stop bullying Kong Jian."

"Master! I wasn’t bullying him!" Little White huffed and turned his head away, seeming a little wronged.

"Master, next time you go to a place like that, you have to take me with you. I can help you fight those monsters!"

Remembering something important, Little White immediately added.

"Master, my cultivation has improved a lot."

This time, Little White leaned close to Wen Ying’s ear and whispered.

The people in the livestream chat didn’t hear what was said!

Hearing this, Wen Ying grew thoughtful. ’How much is "a lot"?’

"Master, I can send that head nurse flying with a single slap!"

Little White said this as if trying to take credit, and still, only he and Wen Ying could hear.

After speaking, Little White decided it was time to pass judgment on his little brother and let him know that the boss’s authority was not to be questioned!

"Little brother! Why did you let Master go to the mental hospital alone? Weren’t you worried about her? Even though Master is very powerful, how could you just stand by and do nothing? Have you not integrated into our family yet? This attitude of yours won’t do, understand? No matter what, you have to protect Master! Otherwise, I’ll kick you out of this family!"

Little White lectured Kong Jian with righteous indignation.

Kong Jian’s lip trembled, and his eyes, glistening with tears, fixed on Little White. It looked like he was about to cry.

"Little White, stop scaring Kong Jian. He didn’t do it on purpose. We were separated by circumstances beyond our control."

Little White huffed. ’Alright, fine.’ He had indeed been trying to scare his little brother.

’Who told this kid to always try and steal his Master away!’

"Shihuhu..."

"Seductress!" Upon hearing this voice, Little White’s eyes went wide, and he shot back a word he had recently learned from TV.

Little White was completely unaware that because he had started talking and because of his current behavior, countless organizations had already begun to issue orders.