Doomsday Pavilion

(First of all, thanks for waiting for the kiss of 10,000 starting currency for reward.

Three views are not rewarded. As the head of my family is waiting for the birthday of the kiss, I would like to use this chapter to wish the beauty of beauty forever, with boundless magic power.)

"Patter!"

A petite figure in a grass-green raincoat jumped into the room, with BGM in his mouth.

"Dang, Dangdang, Dangdangdang, sorrow~brother~brother~! The Lun family has come to see you!"

"Surprises are not surprises, and accidents are not unexpected."

Wu Ke drilled his head out of the big red and green super-standard bedding, his eyes dripping round;

The wandering demon’s eyebrows were twisted into an S shape, a bone in his mouth snapped into three pieces, and the portion in his mouth was chewed and swallowed;

Zhao Qingcang murmured, "I'm so handsome, and a good girl, why don't I have a string in my head?"

Lin Chou smiled slightly,

"Have you finished watching? What are you doing in a daze, let's go."

The potted plant's face became stiff, and his lips were pouting,

"Brother Chou, how can you treat people like this? They can come here specially in the rain...Hey, what are you eating, it smells so delicious!"

Take off a raincoat,

"Hey, big breasted maid... Sister, please go and get a pair of chopsticks for the Lun's house."

Big breasted sister looked at Lin Chou, "Maid, what do you mean?"

Lin Chou explained seriously,

"Here, your faith is gone... Your Lord Blood God, isn't there anything in your prayers that you are a faithful servant?"

Big breasted sister was taken aback, her brows wrinkled, her expression was very solemn, her tone was cold,

"Woman, do you dare to be disrespectful to Lord Blood God??"

"..."

Lin Chou stumbled, how did this fucking brain circuit grow?

"call!"

The strong wind blows, the door opens, and no one walks in this time.

One-tenth of his billowing face was stuck in the doorway, and one big eye rolled around.

Big breasted sister immediately greeted her chest with her hands, "Blood God Lord."

There was a scream, but the direction was towards the meat basin on the table,

"Wow!"

At this time, the potted plant took out a few pieces of candies, and naturally handed them to roll,

"Here, it smells like your favorite bamboo shoots, let's eat it, let's go!"

He rolled his lips and cared for the mentally handicapped children with big smart eyes.

"Oh, oooooo."

"What is it talking about?"

Lin Chou smiled, "Kungun said, just want to use a few sweet stones to cheat its meat to eat...Idiot two-legged crawler."

"..."

"Also, since when have you been so familiar with Gungun?"

The potted plants are so far and away,

"Well, it was not long ago...that, don't you guys eat it? Then I'm not welcome!"

Lin Chou first gave Gungun a cylinder of fairy meat-of course, most of it was soup.

Then said,

"If you want to eat, you can, pay!"

The potted plant was so scared that he covered his wallet, and asked poorly, "More, how much?"

"forty thousand."

Even Lao Zhao was taken aback, "What? Your kid's conscience returned?"

The potted plant screamed miserably, "What, forty thousand, why don't you grab Lin Chou's iron rooster?"

Wu Ke looked at the potted plants with contempt.

"Cut. If you can't afford it, you can't afford it. What kind of garlic cloves, can you use it as a card with a loli face?"

The potted plant had a shady face, and the color of his hair gradually became dark and dark green, and said proudly,

"Oh, who is this concubine?"

Wu Ke wished to cry on the spot, he also knew that he was embarrassing now.

The potted plant stretched his nose and sniffed twice, "I can smell the potion on you all the way, or you are an alchemist... How many girlfriends? Five? Or ten?"

As a technical house, Wu Ke was fearless and said,

"What's the matter with the researcher’s girlfriend...huh, I’m scared to death by telling you. The number of girlfriends of this researcher can’t be counted. Don’t think of the researcher’s idea. Besides, this research institute has the same figure as test tubes No interest!"

"Bah, blinded your dog's eyes, what do you know, Auntie Tongyan..."

Wu Ke kindly reminded, "Poor milk."

The potted plant snorted, and looked up and down Wu Ke, "This is a dirty and dirty pseudo-house."

Then there was a sound in the mouth,

"I don't see it, it's still a tentacle. Auntie appreciates your courage."

"Ahem!"

"My aunt..."

"cough!"

The expression of Lao Zhao, who had been ignored for a long time, was quite unpleasant, and he simply wanted to eat.

"Hey, I said you, the old man, knows it's very impolite to interrupt others!"

Zhao Qingcang's beard was so angry, "Grandpa? Which of his mother's little girl movies do you say is grandpa?"

"Is there anyone in this room who looks more like Grandpa than you?"

"call..."

Zhao Qingcang exhaled, forced himself to calm down, and controlled the urge to slap the girl to death.

Huh, calm down, calm down, killing a junior, Zhao Qingcang can't afford to lose that person.

So self-hypnosis, Lao Tzu is a reasonable person, I want to reason with her, well, reason.

"Girl, this pot of dog meat, but I ordered it!"

The potted plant blinked, with a look of grief and anger,

"My aunt's grandma is the kind of person who recklessly eats, how can you, an old grandfather, be so stingy? Didn’t you just eat a bowl of your meat? Isn’t it 40,000? I just paid you... I just Eat...no, I only drank a small bowl of soup, just a small bowl, you see the bowl is still there...this is one hundred, that's enough, hum!

Zhao Qingcang was stunned. How could this girl be so shameless at such a young age? Does Laozi seem to care about that point of circulation?

Just listen to Lin Chou's quiet voice, "Everyone."

"Yep?"

A group of people focused their attention on Lin Chou. As the boss, he must stand up at this time to stop this unfair behavior.

So Lin Chou repeated,

"It doesn't matter who ordered, 40,000 per person."

"what!!"

The potted plant looked horrified, as if someone stabbed her, then screamed,

"Forty thousand per person?!"

Zhao Qingcang suddenly lost his anger. Seeing this little girl stingy and asking her to draw out the money, it seemed more relieved than smoking her?

So he took out a card and slammed it on the table, shouting,

"Don't move!"

"..."

Lao Zhao was full of vigor, and he pointed the names one by one like a country.

"You, you, you still have you, the big guy and the three silly boys over there, this meal, I'll treat you, take it!"

Of course Lin Chou wouldn't be polite. He was afraid that this old man would be ruining the bill, so he brushed back the big breast sister's share.

The potted plant blinked and suddenly jumped out of the chair when Lin Chou thought she was going to eat the king's meal and ran away.

The potted plant turned around in a circle, and it seemed that a skirt woven of some fine fluffy grass leaves was floating.

Even a few flowers sprout automatically on top of the head, turning into a colorful wreath,

"Brother Chou, the Lun family wears a short skirt..."

Lin Chou's eyes were dark and shaky.

"Look at me so beautiful, they are so ugly, why are they worth 40,000? This is unfair, you are a fraudulent consumer, I want to complain to the Commission for your discriminatory behavior!"

Zhao Qingcang roared and couldn't help it anymore.

As the saying goes, killing a hundred generals is not as interesting as killing one, then...

Fuck reason, Lao Tzu's fist is reason!

"I'm going to tear you up for drinking!"

"and many more!"

"People are about to die, and their words are good, stinky girl, what else do you have to say?"

"You are Zhao Qingcang... Aunt Lin's face was cured by me!!!"

The potted plant said quickly.

Old Zhao's complexion changed drastically, blinking, blinking again,

"Ahem, it turns out that you are the little genius doctor Zuo, hahaha...misunderstanding...misunderstanding! It's really flooded the Dragon King Temple, the family doesn't know the family anymore, hahaha..."

Zhao Qingcang scratched his head and laughed awkwardly.

It is a pity that Lin Chou secretly, this is the familiar line, familiar taste.

Sure enough, it makes sense for the heroes of the ancient times to do good deeds without leaving a name. You see, they are recognized.

Lao Zhao, you have missed a great opportunity to kill the people.

Zhao Qingcang rubbed his cuff against the chair and said diligently.

"Come and come, please sit down, please sit down, please sit down hahaha."

"Humph!"

Zhao Qingcang didn't care at all, "Little genius doctor, Arlene...how long will it take for her face to fully recover?"

The potted plant sits on a chair with its feet up,

"My aunt.... I have always been a young man in business. Aunt Lin's face was hurt for too long and she didn't know what medicine she used. Her skin was already qualitative, and she had an extraordinary resistance to foreign objects. Even me. The Dabao essence can only moisturize things silently, and it is impossible to cure the disease. If you want to completely restore the previous appearance, it will take at least one or two years."

"One or two years?" Uncle Zhao's face was stiff.

"Why, too slow, too slow, are you looking for someone else? My aunt's grandmother is still not waiting!"

Old Zhao suddenly panicked, "Don't don't, little genius doctor, I didn't mean that. In this world, where can you find a genius doctor who can cure Arlene's face?"

"Humph!"

Old Zhao completely transformed into a dog-legged look, and that expression is estimated that Lord Shan will be panicked when he sees it.

Old Zhao Sheng served a bowl of dog meat,

"Ahem, the little genius still loves this bite of fairy meat, well, the stew is really good. Come here, while it’s hot, one black, two yellow, three flowers and four white. I don’t know it, why five tables and six banquets? No refund?"

"Yep."

The potted plant reserved Zhao's bowl and sipped the soup.

The good dog meat itself can present a warm brown-red hue, no matter how it is stewed, the meat is tough and not strong, rotten but not greasy, and has a unique strong fragrance.

Especially in this big pot of stew, the taste of a pot of meat is almost melted into the soup.

Pay attention to this pot of fragrant broth before the cataclysm:

The soup that is stewed without oil is almost colorless and transparent, and is called clear soup; the soup that is stewed without oil is brown-red or orange, and is also called golden soup.

Because dog meat is a hot food, it should not be boiled repeatedly to increase anger, and there is basically no such thing as old soup.

The potted plant was very satisfied and his big eyes brightened.Her mood seemed to be much better, she asked,

"Well... what is one black, two yellow, three flowers and four hundred?"

Old Zhao said with a smile, "Of course it's dog meat, this dog meat, there are so many doors...I tell you..."

The potted plant screamed, and suddenly a mouthful of soup sprayed Lao Zhao's face all over his head, "Doggougou...you said this is dog meat??"

"Yes indeed."

The potted plant slumped on the chair, and then his eyes were red, "God damned iron rooster, you, you, you, really ate Xiaoxue?!"

Lin Chou was simply inexplicable, "What Xiaoxue?"

"It's the little snow I brought over that day!"

Fortunately, when Lin Chou mentioned it, his eyebrows were twisted together, but that day she ran over with a Husky wolf...

The potted plant burst into tears and shed tears, choked and said,

"Uuuuu.... I took care of it since Xiaoxue hadn’t opened my eyes, feeding her, feeding her, walking around, shoveling shit and wiping urine, she was like my child... She has grown up and brought her out to meet the world, you, you actually..."

Lin Chou was embarrassed. Are you crying?!

"Uuuuu.... Grandma has finally taught her that humans will not harm her. Humans are her friends. Xiaoxue has already learned to sit down and'sit down and give you delicious food' and'walk with my sister to find delicious food'. , "Don't bite your teeth and give you delicious", "bite him and give you delicious" such complicated commands...you, you, you, you actually...eat it??"

The cry of the potted plant is like a cuckoo cuckooing blood, and the sound is stern and harsh, and the words are pressing and stinging.

For a while, even the wandering demon blushed and lowered his head, after all, he was the one who had the most enjoyment just now.

"Do you know that it will be the first monster capable of fighting that has been tamed by humans in Mingguang's history? Do you know what kind of price Xiaoxue can sell?! I can't afford to sell you She! Grandma’s dowry counts on her!! Uuuuu...you pay, you pay me!"

Lin Chou was almost twisted to his waist by a 720-degree Thomaska ​​crotch loop, including the few people in the small hall, all in a shaky appearance.

Lin Shousheng was afraid that the potted plant would say something crooked, and he held his forehead.

"Well, Xiaoxue is fine, take it with you and go quickly!!"

There were still tears in the potted eyes.

The small cherry mouth opens to the limit, as big as a walnut!

"what?"

"Xiaoxue, outside, the coconut tree hut hides from the rain, take your dog, and leave Lao Tzu's sight!!"

The potted plants went happily, and the crisp laughter like wind chimes echoed outside the small hall.

"Yeah, Xiaoxue, oooooo... It's so nice that you're okay... scared me to death... I thought you... hee hee hee hee... wood..."

Lin Chou shrugged off the cold sweat on his forehead and said disdainfully.

"Cut, merchant with the smell of copper, the iron cock in Qian's eyes!"

Xiao Wu, bodyguard number one or two, Zhao Qingcang, wandering demon, and big breast sister, the scorching eyes of everyone in the room made Lin Chou a little dizzy.

"Ahem, it depends on what this handsome does?"

Wu Kedao,

"Brother Lin, people live a face."

Old Zhao answered,

"The tree has a skin and a human being, but it can't be faceless and skinless."

"..."

This handsome is bright, this handsome is generous!

Lin Chou didn't want to discuss the established facts with this group of open-eyed people telling lies. It would be a waste of time to talk to them.

time is money!

"Wait!" Old Zhao said with a startled surprise, "The dog in this pot is not the one that walked outside just now, no wonder it is poisonous!"

Why didn't you just say that you are capable? What about your dignity and your ferociousness-what kind of shit little genius doctor eats it?

Lao Zhao suddenly sighed extremely sadly, Lin Chou's scalp numb to the voice.

"My poor... Arlene!"

"Aunt Lin, who is yours?"

Lin Chou's heart has actually been rolled away. Aunt Lin will not be Lao Zhao's wife.

Zhao Qingcang rolled his eyes instantly, "Little bastard, what can't you learn from other people's gossip?"

"Obviously you are the first..."

"Lao Tzu, what's wrong, what's wrong with Lao Tzu, just say! Take the card back to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is leaving...Two little rascals, neither of them will let Lao Tzu worry."

Zhao Qingcang kicked the door open with a bang, and walked away with a horoscope.

It's just that the figure from the back, no matter how you look at it, it's a bit of a panic.

Lin Chou sneered,

"Pretends to look alike, but this handsome has already seen everything through."

The wandering demon held the bowl, "How can you see it?"

Lin Chou stretched his tone and said, "Hey, Lao Zhao, you forgot to wear your clothes!"

A hand was quickly reached outside the door, and the clothes hanging on the wall disappeared instantly.

Lin Chou seemed to be talking to himself, whispering,

"The second time."

"Little bastard!!!"

But Lao Zhao didn't kill him again, but ran away quickly.

...

Thirty miles away from the Lin’s House, a potted plant drove her pink car.

In the co-pilot's position, a big snow-white dog sat honestly, stretched out his tongue and looked very well-behaved.

The potted plant patted his chest and let out a long sigh of relief.

"Xiaoxue, you said my grandma is not that good."

"Wow!"

"Hmph, I am the big beauty on the left, handsome guy in the mountains, all in my hands!"

"Wow!"

"Huh!"

A dark shadow flashed by the car like a gallop, pulling out a long, empty, water-free corridor in the rain, even her car staggered.

The potted plant was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily for a long time.

"Damn old miscellaneous hair, you are dead, my grandma's Dabao essence, from this second, the price has increased."

"50%, no, twice!"

...

The rain outside is getting heavier, Lin Chou said,

"Brother You, it seems that the rain will not stop for a while. You can make do with the night in the gazebo in the yard."

The wanderer grinned.

"Thank you, boss Lin."

Wu Ke looked expectant, "Brother Sorrow, what about me, Brother Sorrow."

"You, the cabin below, I still confiscated your rental fee, right?"

Wu Ke narrowed his neck, "I'm leaving now, now I'm leaving."

But his eyes looked at the rain curtain, very melancholy.

My own bodyguards, if you walk in the rain again, you will probably belch, and you may not know when they will recover, waste material!

After arranging the guests, Lin Chou walked slowly into the rain.

After a while, the hints of the fucking system began to refresh,

"Dip, the degree of compatibility with the host is increased by 0.0002%."

After half a minute,

"Dip, the degree of compatibility with the host is increased by 0.0000015."

Sometimes two texts can be refreshed every second, and sometimes they don’t even move in one minute. The numbers are also as many as they want, and there are no regularities.

Although I don’t know what is the use of this degree of fit, Lin Chou instinctively believes that no matter what the origin of this stubborn system, at least it will not hurt himself, and it has indeed brought him extraordinary Benefits, the degree of fit is of course the higher the better.

Humans before the cataclysm, don’t they always pay attention to system maintenance and upgrades when playing online games — maybe there will be upgrade packages and other things to give away, oh ha ha ha!

Lin Chou thought to himself, but saw the fur ball leaping over from the rain, greasy in his arms, relaxing the hyphae, like a stuffed toy the size of a leather ball. Huhu, swollen.

"Grumbling, grumble."

The fur ball rubbed for a while and made a slight snoring sound, which seemed to be asleep.

Lin Chou gently stroked the fur ball, and the fur ball rarely showed its body. It was usually the size of a tennis ball. It was covered with hyphae, which was its defensive posture.

"Well, you grew up so much?"

Lin Chou measured it, and the ball of hair was almost half the diameter of his elbow.

If it kept going on for this long, wouldn't it become a huge ball?

"Di, the degree of compatibility with the host reaches 1.5%.

The host is requested to make persistent efforts to complete the tasks released by this system and improve the degree of fit.

When the degree of compatibility with the host reaches 10%, additional reward tasks will be released..

When the degree of compatibility with the host reaches 15%, the system maintenance module will be activated and new system functions will be unlocked."

"and many more!"

Lin Chou said silently in his heart, "Fucking system, it seems that you haven't released a task to improve the degree of fit, right?"

"Stupid low-level primates, this system has of course issued such tasks. Because the host completes the tasks extremely slowly and is extremely inactive, this system cancels the release of such tasks."

Well, Lin Chou scorned, his attempt to get through with confusion failed.

"Then, can you release the fit task now?"

"Di, the host was extremely disappointed by the performance of completing the fit task, and the system decided to raise the release level of such tasks by one level.

When the system, host, and small library level is two, the fit task will continue to be released."

Lin Chou was at level zero at first, but he was instantly promoted to level one after completing an initial task. This is still fresh in his memory, and he immediately grasped the point.

"How to upgrade the level?"

Yellow,

"Stupid low-level primates, spicy chickens full of guinea fowl manure in their brains, and bleak carbon-based monkeys abandoned by their ex-girlfriends. If you ask such questions again, the system will severely punish you, fuck!"

"Ahem, or just tell this commander this time?"

"Di, after completing the only task in Hexi for ten years, you can upgrade the system to level one."

MMP, it's the damn ten years in Hexi again, and it's the broken dish that can't be sold at all. There is still Lin Chou's life left for ten months!

"Beep Beep Beep System, Beep Beep, Beep, MMP."

The fucking system obviously couldn't grasp the point of MMP's words, and it was missed.

Lin Chou felt a bit dark and proud in his heart, and then he hated himself again, Lin Chou, Lin Chou, are you so satisfied?

No, how is it possible!

I'm Lin Chou, but a man who wants to be the God of Cooking in the last days, of course can't suffer such insults!

So he fell into anger, and shouted with all his strength,

"MMP...MMP...MMP..."

The wandering demon who got into the pavilion just about to rest was startled, his eyes hesitated when he looked at Lin Chou.

For a while,

"Well, boss Lin, are you in a bad mood, or... play a round of billiards and I will play a shot with you?"

Lin Chou was frustrated, "No need."

Wu Ke, who stood at the door looking around, shouted,

"I will play, how about a bet?"

The wandering demon was interested, "What are you betting on?"

Wu Ke glanced at his unbelievable bodyguard No. 1 and 2, gritted his teeth.

"I won, you send me back to the nest under the mountain, I lost, tomorrow's breakfast, I invite it!"

The wandering demon scratched his head,

"I can eat very much."

"I'll talk after you beat me!"

Classmate Xiao Wu had already made a small calculation, what would happen even if he lost, Lin Chou's iron cock was too lazy to die, breakfast was either steamed buns or salt-baked chicken.

"A gentleman said."

"It's hard to chase a horse!"