Doomsday Pavilion
Chapter 492 Special Singles Day (Part 1)
Woman's voice.
"Hee hee, the man my king likes... is really different."
Another old female voice.
"How can the king's eyes be comparable to yours? Don't look at it, the saliva will flow out, hurry up, is the preparation ready? The prince of the left bank will probably wake up soon. Don't delay business."
"Mother, don't be so stingy, we people have not seen half a man in a year, so how about letting the sisters have a second look!"
"Little hoof, do you want to go to the pantry and bring you a cucumber?"
"Hehe..."
There seemed to be a group of young women chattering in the ear, Huang Dashan sat up with his forehead.
"Your mother, this black-skinned ghost is really iron, hiss... It hurts Grandpa Dashan to death."
"His Royal Highness the Left Bank, are you awake?"
"What left... Damn... how did you get in!!!"
Huang Dashan pulled the quilt and shrank to the corner of the bed, staring dumbly at the ancient costume maid standing under the big bed.
Lao Tzu is an upright gentleman. The land of fireworks has never touched a leaf among thousands of flowers. If this is known by Lao Tzu's wife, wouldn't the big teeth be hammered off?
"This, this, making a movie? What's the situation?"
The talking old woman put a gentle smile on her wrinkled face,
"His Royal Highness, please don't make it difficult for me to wait for someone...Come on, wait for your Royal Highness to bathe and change clothes and prepare to participate in the ceremony."
"Yes~"
A group of 30 or so maids immediately surrounded Huang Dashan, wiping clothes and clothes, wiping their faces, busy.
Seven or eight delicate and greasy little hands were holding small scissors under Shan Ye's armpit. They didn't give in to each other, and they didn't want to give in. It was almost a fight on the spot.
Is this going to help Laozi trim those flowers and plants?
The scent was so drunk that the Lord Shan was stunned.
He gritted his teeth just about to condense the origin, and held back for a long time, but didn't even suffocate a fart.
"I...I'm special..."
"Hehe~ The prince's muscles are so strong, like a rock."
A beautiful maid said shyly.
The round-faced maid next to her was already flushed, her voice trembling,
"Yeen, it's so hot! Hmm~!"
The eyes of the many maidservants were moist, and Ying Shengyan said with his hands and feet.
His current strength even these ordinary women can't resist, can only let them do.
Humiliating tears of regret flowed from the corner of Shan Ye's eyes.
(Hiss, Niang Xipi, enjoyment like an emperor...cough cough, the sky has not been seen, this is not Lao Tzu's willingness, Lao Tzu is really forced! Hs...)
"Fuck, who touches Lao Tzu's ass!"
"Whose hand is in front..."
"Hey, hey! Just touch it, why do you hide Laozi's hair..."
...
Two hours later, Shan Ye, who was full of the scent of sulfur and flowers from boiling springs, was carried out by sixteen big-waisted female bodyguards. Her eyes were dull and the whole person was like a tuft of fish on a chopping board, white and dazzling.
The power of the sulphur boiling spring is not covered, and the Lord Shan feels that even the belt meat has been rubbed off at least ten catties, and his body is light and effortless.
In the guards' watchful eyes, the group of maids rushed over again, stroked their eyebrows and lips and even put a bunch of powder on his face.
After the clothes were put on, Lord Shan, who was supported by Yingying Yanyan, saw the person in the mirror completely stunned.
Surprised, horrified, crying without tears,
"Who is this fucking little white face? Who is it!"
The old mother stepped forward and carefully helped Shan Ye smooth the folds on the golden red python robe.
"Well, His Royal Highness is really handsome and an extraordinary talent."
Huang Dashan's lips trembled,
"Where is Yeluan? What about Yefeng? What did you do to Grandpa Dashan, why can't I get it out with a little bit of strength?"
The old mother pursed her lips and smiled,
"Mother, I have heard of the boundless power of the Prince Prince. How dare you let the Prince Prince stay as it is.....It's just a little bit of a side door. After the Prince Prince you figure it out, the antidote will naturally be there."
Shan Ye grinned, showing a shy smile like a little white rabbit who thinks he is simple and kind.
"Um, Momo, I figured it out, I figure it out now, really!"
The old mother still smiles soothingly,
"This mother doesn't count what I said."
Lord Shan was so angry that he yelled,
"What the hell are you wearing for me... Yeluan, let her get out of me, I want to see her!"
"Zheng!"
With swords and shadows, the weapons of the female guards were out of their sheaths and aimed at the Lord Shan.
Shan Ye shivered, and I was a fish. Well, my life is important.
"That... ladies... masters! Ha, ha ha ha..."
Prepare a few witty words to ease the embarrassing atmosphere so as not to be divided by a knife. Unexpectedly, the old lady who smiles like a "moon" is safe and harmless. She jumped up and slapped the head of the guard.
"Snapped!"
There was a crisp sound.
The head of the bodyguard didn't even blink, but the old mother jumped and cursed with pain.
"Pig! You pigs with muscles and rust in their heads! Dirty nigga's pig nest is where you should be! Dare to be disrespectful to the Prince? The skin is as thick as pigskin! The old man is mine. Where's the crutches? Bring the crutches to see if I won't kill these bastards!!"
The maids around the old mother came forward one after another, some cursed the guards and some comforted the old mother.
"Mother, don't be upset, don't get angry..."
"Mother, your hand..."
"That's it, make any anger with these silly big guys, they don't mind when they come out to stand guard."
The thing that made Shan Ye dumbfounded happened so naturally.
The head of the female bodyguard, who was sturdy and concealed, pulled up a smiling face abruptly and lowered her breath,
"Grandma, I’m wrong. Isn’t it a ghost that is fascinated? Whenever someone insults my king... there is nothing in my head... I forgot the new Prince of the Left Bank... "
"Humph."
The old mother rolled her eyes,
"Count you acquaintance!"
"For the old man, remember that the Prince of the Left Bank is unusual. You must know what my king has done for him. If you make this mistake again, don't blame the old man for not reminding you."
"This is the old body here. If you change someone else, believe it or not, you can immediately reach my king's ears?"
The female bodyguard knelt on the floor "puff and puff,"
"Thank you grandma for reminding me, thank you grandma for saving my life."
"Fuck off, all to the old man, get upset when I see you."
"But his Royal Highness..."
"The old man will take care of it, get out!"
"Yes Yes Yes."
The old mother turned around and took a deep kick.
"Don't blame your prince, the servants are ignorant. If your prince feels unreasonable, the old man will kill them all."
Shan Ye's dizziness is more turbulent, what's wrong with this world?
The head of the female guard is definitely higher than his own strength.
The old lady who was walking stubbornly slapped and apologized?!If you don't succumb to your anger, you will kill you?
"No, no need..."
Shan Ye said,
"Well, I seem to be a little dizzy."
The old mother stretched out her vine-like hand, holding Huang Dashan's wrist imaginarily,
"Well, the medicine for the old body may be used a little harder. After all, His Royal Highness is powerful, but he dare not cause any trouble. It seems that he will be wronged by King Qin for a while."
At this time, a maid came from outside the hall,
"Mother, it's time."
The mother checked the whole body of Lord Shan for the last time, and she saw that Lord Shan was terrified, and she was satisfied.
"Sure."