Doomsday Pavilion

Lin Chou was still immersed in the wonderful taste of crock-pot chicken. When he saw the "big will, luck, lucky value" written by the system, he almost didn't bite off his tongue.

"Puff...what the hell!"

The ingredients reviewed by Lin Chou's system will almost always have special effects after being made into dishes, but -

What is the reason that the system is finally going to attack the field of metaphysics?

Or gather seven medicinal foods that use chicken as ingredients to help this handsome summon the magic machine... Uh chicken??

"boss?!"

"What's wrong, boss Lin."

"Brother Lin Chou, are you okay?"

The three of them were concerned.

He knocked out his teeth and swallowed blood, Lin Chou said with his tongue out,

"It's okay... I'm in a hurry, biting my tongue."

"Oh oh..."

Lin Chou couldn't care about eating anymore, pretending to be holding an old bowl, hurriedly asked the system.

"The man with the surname surnamed, give this commander a big deal!"

Lin Chou's eyes were almost staring, no matter how he called the system from the bottom of his heart, this guy just didn't move.

"Ahem, fucking system, this handsome has something to consult."

"..."

"Huh... system?"

"system!"

"Dear Kitchen God System, as the host, I would like to draw a lottery and have some consultation."

"Drip, high-level lottery, golden special, random skill*1, try it by yourself."

"Try the law:

The dishes created by the host have special effects but have the behavior of harming the host, and the world condemns them.

For dishes created by the host, when the host triggers the use of its special effects or skills, there is a chance to obtain the blessing effect several times.

Note: If you have eaten my food, you are my person. If you don't believe me, try it?"

"Drip, high-level lottery, orange special, random skill level +1, skill designation-walking on waves."

"Di, it is detected that the specified skill is at the top level and cannot be improved. The derivative branch is-Taxue Wuhen."

"Besides, please say."

"..."

Lin Chou put the lie in his heart back, and said as if he burst into beans,

"You fucking fucking this shit special effect is really reliable? Anyway, you can see it all the way! There is someone on the handsome writing menu that can believe it? Who believes and who is silly beep!"

"As the host, I dared to question the stalwart of my system. This system has seen you hairless monkeys absolutely unbelievable things. I have witnessed the starship catching fire on the edge of the Orion constellation, and I watched the C-ray on Don Wise Shining in the dark space of the Gate, all these moments will eventually fade with time, just like tears melted into the rain."

"The salt that this system has eaten...cough, in short, this system does not accept any questioning behavior, and will punish it a little, in order to be effective.

"Dip, the upper limit of the host's intelligence is permanently -0.1."

"Do you think Lao Tzu still cares after losing two hundred times, scare someone, GR's, come on!"

"Dip, the upper limit of intelligence is -0.1."

"You..."

"Dip, the upper limit of intelligence is -0.1."

"Fuck!"

"-0.1."

"Wait..."

"-1!"

"stop..."

"-1!!"

"I'm wrong!!!"

——Lin Chou yelled the last sentence.

Qin Wuyong, Chi Zhi, Xiao Xiao and the four dogs were dumbfounded, looking at Lin Sorrow who suddenly had two nosebleeds.

Qin Wuyong asked confusedly,

"I wipe... Mr. Lin, what's the situation with you..."

Xiao Xiao let out a terrified cry.

"Wow, is it poisonous? Fortunately I didn't eat it!"

Chi Chi was worried and whispered quietly,

"Boss, I heard those stupid male creatures say that being single for a long time is a disease...you won't..."

Lin Chou touched his nose, Xin Dao's lines just now sounded awesome with flashing teeth and claws. Why did it sound familiar? Have you heard it somewhere?

But said,

"Heh, it's okay. Recently, the anger has been a bit strong, cough and cough, this chicken stewed with mushrooms is a bit bigger, who is Xiaoxiao, you should eat it, I have tasted it, ordinary people can eat it."

Xiao Xiao had "No" written in one of his eyes and "Letter" in the other, full of suspicion.

"Oh... you can eat..."

Lin Chou greeted the eighteenth generation of ancestors who had gone to bed with the system, and felt a little better.

"I can add another dish to my menu, very good."

Qin Wuyong is thinking about another thing-

"Fuck, I suddenly remembered, I brought wine! I forgot such an important thing!"

"?"

Qin Wuyong took the backpack and said to the recorder,

"Hahaha, God helps me too. Some time ago, I asked a bonsai to help me change a backpack. It was originally a life-saving purpose. I didn't expect it to come in handy today. With this good dish, how can I be without wine! Dangdangdang~"

Then he pulled out two straws from a corner of the backpack and took a sip first.

"Hey~ the finest Qingquanshan aging, boss Lin won't have some?"

This time it was Lin Chou's turn and the audience behind the recorder were dumbfounded.

"Fuck, straw?"

"The last time Wuyou brother said that someone should change the backpack, and that he would get a sandwich nutrient solution."

"This shameless guy was talking about a bar? Is it a bar?!"

Lin Chou shrank his neck, "Ah, I don't drink liquor, you should come by yourself."

Barrage,

"Boss Lin: Haha."

"Goddess rejection."

"Tactical rejection."

Lin Chou waved at Xiao Xiao, who was almost drooling.

"I can really eat it, I didn't lie to you!"

Qin Wuyong bit the chicken and said, "Um... this girl must be abducted on the street, she's smart!"

Xiao Xiao thought very seriously. While thinking about the possibility of death from poisoning, he quickly picked up a mushroom and put it in his mouth.

"Emmm"

Mainly because I was tortured by this scent for several hours and couldn't help it.

Maojian mushroom does not have the golden color of hummus and other mushrooms. It is only slightly gold and looks like the embryonic form of gold ore. After importing it, I realize how unique it is.

Xiao Xiao pondered for a long time, and finally gave his heartfelt evaluation.

"Wow!~!"

Whether it is on site or behind the screen, I believe many people have already laughed out at this moment.

"Hahaha."

Maojian mushrooms have a bit more texture than ordinary mushrooms. The locals like to call this taste "meat head", which means that its chewiness is similar to that of meat.

There is no need to elaborate on this level of chicken and mushroom collocation, just the fragrance of mushrooms is already intoxicating.

The difference between the mushroom and the normal mushroom is that in addition to the freshness of the fungus, it has a bit more mineral or metal-like brilliance and hardness, which is a thickness that can be really caught and touched by the brain. And real.

Just like an ordinary oyster, with its fleshy quality, you can fully perceive the style of the sea where it is.

And with this small piece of mushroom, diners can also appreciate its wealth-it was born with a gold mine, and now it is in your mouth.

What kind of pride is this?

How compelling is this?

Cough cough cough...

Mushrooms do have a unique style that is difficult to express in words. There is no lack of mellowness in the freshness, just like the sharp metallic accents in music, always appearing abruptly where it should appear, just like propping up the backbone of the body. .

...

After tossing, it was already one o'clock in the morning, and Lin Chou calmly enjoyed this pot of crock-pot chicken. At this time, Qin Wuyong and Chizhi had already finished the pot.

Just eating and chatting like this, chatting with Qin Wuyong's audience from time to time, the four pots of crock pot chicken soon saw the bottom, and the big breast sister got up and gathered the table full of chicken bones onto a slate.

Qin Wuyong looked more distressed,

"Hey, hey, who is such a waste, waste is a crime, you know, don’t you know it, there are muscles attached to the bones..."

Barrage,

"Brother Wuyou, it's time for you to go out, take advantage of the coldness, go up and take a bite!"

Chizhi placed the stone slabs full of chicken bones in front of Si Gouzi, and Si Gouzi's tears of happiness were about to shed--this may be the most unpromising Tier 5 strange animal in history.

Barrage,

"Distressed my Wang."

"Distressed ghost, it didn't eat less meat just now."

"This year's past, even a dog is not as good as...there is gold catalyzed by a dog who chews a bone."

Seeing Qin Wuyong staring at the bones of his mouth with a very subtle expression, Si Gouzi's bloodthirsty instinct finally gained the upper hand.

(Perhaps it is the shadow that has been snatched by the billowing little green-hair ball Nepenthes and two cats.)

Si Gouzi grabbed the slate with one claw, and rolled out a string of low, hoarse roars from his throat with grinning teeth.

"Roar~"

"Puff."

After two muffled noises, Qin Wuyong shivered and almost didn't get into the fire.

Xiao Xiao's eyes were immediately bloodshot, his face turned blue, he couldn't even break his legs, cold sweat was like rain.

80% of this dog has forgotten, it was seriously stared at by the ancestors' eyes (uh, it seems uncivilized, to put it another way)-it was blessed by the great will of the demolition captain god!

This is to be placed in the world of huskies, at least as a pope, the kind of spiritual leader who rules countless countries!

Of course, fortunately this is still the earth.

But that also caused the strength of this lucky dog ​​to jump a few times directly. Si Gou was already a fifth-order alien beast.

Regardless of their race, Tier 5's coercion is solid, and I didn't scare the ordinary girl Xiao Xiao to death on the spot. It was really a god and Buddha, no, I was blessed.

"boom!"

Si Gouzi's roar turned into a whimper in his throat, and within a few minutes of a second, he was slapped and even the dog barking was shot into the soil.

Chi only rubbed his eyebrows, and was speechless for a while-it was always inconvenient for others to intervene in such things as death by himself.

On this point, there is no essential difference between humans and alien beasts.

Starting from Tier 5, there is a certain degree of equal-order coercion, and the higher the level, the more difficult it is to conquer. Under normal circumstances, for example, Wei Tianxing and some fifth-order bosses will consciously control equal-order coercion.

Of course, Gungun and Xiaoqing will do the same, otherwise they won’t be able to hunt. This thing is just coercion and not real ammunition. There is no way to press the prey down far away, but any thing with a head can hear it. Of course he will choose to run away.

As for Si Gouzi's coercion in front of the rolling face, this kind of situation is in the wild and alien territory, that is, naked provocation or declaration of war, um, it may be fighting for a spouse, and there is basically only one result. .

The slap of the rolling slap should have been the result of giving face to an old acquaintance, just like the "friendship reminder" of the weather forecast. Otherwise, referring to the rolling territory, the saber-toothed bear frozen in the forest under the forest in the Lin Chou cold store is considered The most standard example.

Si Gouzi is really a hero among dogs, quite witty, crawling out of the pit and doing nothing else, slamming his big tongue and bowing his knees to smooth the hair of Adult Gungun.

"Oh!"

Glancing at it, Qin Wuyong, who was screaming miserably, dragged him away for a while--it looked like he wanted to warm him...fix the hammock, eh.

Four Gouzi Ha Ha rip rip watched a man a bear figure disappeared into the night, snapped his whistle, music lying on top of the pile of bones before children go to enjoy.

"Quack."

"Crack."

"Quack."

In the accompaniment of this kind of sound, the three people except Qin Wuyong went to sleep in turn.

When the dog gnawed his bones, the flow of time would often become abnormal, because soon there was only one shiny licked stone slab left in front of the four dogs.

"Chacha."

Si Gouzi scratched both paws, and found that no more bones jumped out, and his butt was stuck on the ground.

"Woo~oo↘"

Suddenly, it moved its dark nose and stood up, and moved to the four dustpans on tiptoe.

The rest of the soup at the bottom of the pan is still hot, and the inner wall is also plated with a shiny layer of grease reflecting the light.

Si Gouzi glanced at the sleeping people, of course, mainly watching Lin Chou.

Then he opened a huge mouth of the blood basin of sin to the innocent to dark dust, and stuck out the more sinful big pink tongue——

"Suck."

"Shoot!"

On the side, the big rooster, who had been dizzy all night, suddenly flapped its wings and opened its eyes.

"Puff."

A piece of dust splashed and fell back to the ground.

Si Gouzi looked around in surprise, squinting at the stupid chicken whose legs and wings were tied up for a while.

carry on,

"Suck."

"Shoot!"

The big cock struggled and struggled, and suddenly realized it, breathed into the body to sink the dantian, and stalked the neck to make the most strange posture, the loudest and the most sorrowful cry in life.

"Ohhhhhhhhh~!"

At the same time, looking from a certain unpredictable perspective, a big red gift tube was suddenly erected on the top of Si Gouzi.

"boom."

Thousands of pieces of paper spewed out in an instant, almost completely covering Si Gouzi's figure, and fiercely turned into a bright red flame, igniting under its four claws, engulfing it, and the flame went up a dozen meters in the sky.

"Wow?"

Si Gouzi seemed to feel something, and he didn't seem to feel anything.

He lifted up his front paws and looked at it—it felt that the front paw pads were a bit hot!

After licking the last bit of the oil star, he bit his tail comfortably for a while and digs a few holes. The four dogs turned bored and looked for the grass to squat.

"Emmmm,"

This is an environmentally friendly dog. Its four paws scrabble to symbolically cover the tuft with dirt.

"Ding!"

It felt that its front paws seemed to have touched something strange, and it grabbed a few more times and pulled out a yellow stone from the black mud.

After careful identification with his nose, Si Gouzi felt that this thing must not be eaten because it tasted strange.

But thinking that I still don’t have a decent "Wang’s Treasure"-ahem, it’s not that the dog didn’t work hard, but that it’s too difficult to dig a hole and hide something in the shabby place of Yanhui Mountain without Xiaoqiu’s discovery. So far, the great fifth-order dog king hasn't got a treasure yet.

What's more, this thing is still shiny, so Si Gouzi buried it in the corner of the bamboo house temporarily.

After a lot of hard work, Si Gouzi felt a little thirsty, and ran to the lake with light and small steps, preparing to come to the dog king to play in the water and sigh morning tea.

"Wang."

Si Gouzi stomped on the air with one foot, well, it has four legs, so it doesn't mean to perform what a falling dog eats.

The thing that caused Lord Dog King to almost slip was a round, large fruit, which had been cracked, with red flesh and sweet juice inside.

"Wow? Wang!"

(This thing is the one I ate at noon, right? Wang!)

"Crack, click, suck."