Doomsday Pavilion

Chapter 799: Leng Han and Her Dog Head Sergeant

The high-speed rail cat applied wound medicine to his face in the yard down the mountain, and then took a look outside. After this time, the snow melted, and it was as warm as a dog.

Some women’s faces are like the weather, unpredictable;

And some women's faces can directly change the weather.

Just thinking about it, Gao Tie felt like he was hitting the pendulum all over, being careful and puffing.

"Hey... why did they come down so quickly... Grandpa didn't say that this stage is when the honey is blending oil... Ay... Grandpa lied to me again!"

Halfway up the Lushan mountain, Leng Han walked like flying, carrying ham in one hand and Lin Chou in the other hand, and neither hand was free. Amidst Lin Chou's fading sobbing, he walked down the mountain.

High-speed rail is ignorant, what the hell is going on?Why are you so anxious?

Look over there again, grandma's hammer dance is vigorous and powerful, and then listen to the "screams" of grandpa from time to time.

The high-speed rail slapped your lips, hiccupped for some reason, and suddenly felt the deep malice from the whole world.

"Hiccup~ The whole world is the rancid smell of love!"

...

In any case, Lin Chou finally made Leng Han give up the idea of ​​looking for his parents.

The reason is simple,

"If you can't beat it, just find your parents. This handsome can't afford to lose that person!"

Lin Chou said this with a stiff neck—at the same time it was accompanied by indignation and Xiao Jiaojiao of "Thirty Years in Hedong, Thirty Years in Hexi, Do not bully the young and poor.

In fact, the subtext in my heart is that Wei Tianxing can beat him with one hand, but he can't beat him. If you find your grandfather, you won't be able to beat others. If the old man can't get off the stage, he will suffer from angina. What can I do with such problems?

However, Leng Han suddenly staggered when he heard this sentence.

Lin Chou watched the crystal clear little bumps accompanied by bloodshot ruddy from under the earlobes hidden by Lenghan's dark and lush long hair to the collar, the temperature from the hand holding him suddenly returned. It's up to the standard of a normal person-well, you must know that Leng Han not only looks cold, in fact, his body temperature is indeed much lower than that of a normal person, which is frightening.

Lin Chou blinked, preparing to ponder where the seductive red tide under the collar was submerged.

There are only two words Leng Han heard and marked with a red asterisk in her heart. She rarely said in shame

"Home... Parents..."

(Sleeping: his? Mine! Ours?!)

But Lin Chou didn't hear clearly.

"what?!"

Leng Han said,

"Well, listen to you!"

Lin Chou:!!!

Leng Han turned his face and looked at Lin Chou seriously.

Suddenly remembering something, his whole body trembled, and the blood on his face gradually faded, turning into a distressing white.

His eyes also changed to a kind of anxiety that Lin Chou hadn't seen before, and said cautiously,

"You... don't like this?"

Lin Chou:???

Leng Han’s expression was slightly stagnant, and he lowered his head, his long eyelashes flickered.

"I... I won't mention Grandpa... so don't think too much."

I added another sentence at the end,

"You are great, really!"

Lin Chou was at a loss throughout.

(꒪_꒪)

After speaking, Leng Han pushed him and hurriedly said,

"Go back to Yanhuishan first. The beast tide has just passed. You still have a lot of things to deal with. The party and the garrison are waiting for you.

"..."

In fact, Lin Chou was completely stunned. Why did I come back from walking for a few days? Leng Tyrannosaurus seemed to have changed a person, what is she talking about?

Lin Chou didn't dare to make a noise, so he could only walk away slowly, wondering as he walked.

From Leng Han's point of view, this is the back of the whole person like a puppet.

Leng Han covered his face-stamped his feet vigorously!

"Boom boom boom"

"It's stupid! Good chance... I said the wrong thing again... Grandpa is to blame!!"

"Boom boom boom"

"It's so annoying, who told me that the doorkeeper is so disgusted with this weird idiom..."

"Boom boom boom"

"Will he feel very frustrated? Sister Qing Yu warns me all the time that girls shouldn't be too strong, which will embarrass men... so dumb, so dumb..."

"Boom boom boom"

The ground under Leng Han's feet has sunk into a big hole.

Okay, Leng Meiren is so moving when she even thinks about it... ah no, it's moving!

Leng Han’s mouth curled up, pinching the bone decoration on his neck,

"Well, go find Sister Qing Yu... let her give me another trick..."

Just do what you say, Leng Han never hesitated.

When she arrived at Wei’s house, no figure of Wei Qingyu could be found in the house.

"Wei Qingyu, why are you sitting here?"

Wei Qingyu sat under the pavilion on the hillside, holding a shivering lamb in his arms, stroking it lightly, eyes erratic.

Leng Han couldn't help but look at the sheep a few more times and cried

"Sister Qing Yu?!"

Wei Qingyu came back to her senses, her big eyes swept across Leng Han's body, suddenly lit up.

"Yo, this female benefactor, she has no talents, she has investigated and understood Buddhism for many years. People in the rivers and lakes are called extinct Zen masters. Can't help but rubbing Xiaolinzi on the ground with a cruel hand? Hmm...Where? At home or outside? On the bed or in the car? Hiss...Don't be wild...Uhhhh...you cover me What is your mouth...let go!!!"

After a few words, Leng Han said that it was cold hair straight up, and it was a standard lock throat style. If Wei Qingyu kept going, he would probably be directly strangled by the elbow joint.

Wei Qingyu sobbed for a long time, finally patted Leng Han's hand away, rolled his eyes and said,

"Since you were nine years old, my old lady has never won a fight with you again. You are good at being deceived... You are good, but you have gotten worse. You can just kill your sister directly!"

Leng Han shrank his head in fear, the pill...

Since childhood, the person she feared most in Leng Han was Miss Wei.

Speaking of fighting (Well, Miss Wei insists that Leng Han’s behavior is fighting) a hundred Wei Qingyu tied up can’t be enough for Leng Han’s hand, but when it comes to talking, Leng Han is full of mouths all over his body. Can't say that Miss Wei is licking melon seeds or biting chestnuts or chewing beef jerky.

——Of course, in the end, it often ends with an angry Leng Han pressing and chattering Wei Qingyu with one hand.

"Tell me about you, what kind of recklessness is like!"

Say,

"How old are you this year?!"

Leng Han quietly looks like a quail,

"Two, twenty-seven..."

"Ok??"

"It's only twenty-eight after the new year!"

Wei Qingyu took out the hazelnuts in the kraft paper bag, pinched one out, and opened the hazelnut shell with his teeth.

Leng Han felt a little frustrated when he saw the standard configuration, and then regretted coming here.

Wei Qingyu slanted her big charming eyes, disappointed and contempt in her retina.

"Twenty-eight, tusk, you still know you are twenty-eight!"

"Ok..."

"Dare to talk back!"

Under the eaves, Leng Han shrank his body, showing a good attitude of "please give me more advice."

Well, it's about feelings.

Speaking of which, Leng Han is the same as Lin Chou, his eyes blackened can only look awkwardly.

Others are at best the dwarves of giants in theory.

Good guys, these two people put together a piece, all the theoretical search, add it, add it, at most it can only spell one sentence-"what are you looking at" or "what are you looking at".

Wei Qingyu chuckled the hazelnuts, collected seven of them, put his brain in his mouth and chewed.

"I'll do the math, when did our little ice cube start to be sensible, two months ago? Or three months ago?"

Leng Han: "..."

"What the old lady said before, look at yourself, which man would like you to dress up like this, and still be full of swear words, fights and fights all day long, and you are dumbfounded when you meet a man you like? Can't you change it? Is it late?"

Leng Han's cold eyes looked up and down calmly:

Half-length armor with a heart shield, deerskin boots with metal edges, and a tactical belt that is convenient for carrying all kinds of small weapons. The edges and corners are very sharp, no problem-by the way, Wei Qingyu carelessly wiped the blood on his arms.

It's okay not to wipe, Wei Qingyu's face immediately changed to a sneer.

"Tsk, if the old lady guessed right, did you meet Xiao Linzi in this suit?"

"..."

Wei Qingyu's merciless sarcasm,

"Are you a woman like this?"

Leng Han couldn't help but reply, his tone was weak and lacking in confidence.

"Then you still call yourself a mother..."

Wei Qingyu's eyebrows stood up.

"What's wrong with my old lady? It means that my elder sister is a beautiful lady from the elder Liang family, don't you understand? This is called Yu Jie Feng!"

"It's better than you are full of swear words, and looking at men's eyes is no different from looking at animals, right?"

Leng Han was dumbfounded, and was speechless.

Wei Qingyu said earnestly,

"Little ice cube, my elder sister pulls you big with shit and piss, watching you from a beautiful bubbling little girl to a bad girl and then to a devil who hides in everybody, an older single leftover girl Sister, I really hate to become a monster like Lin Chou, so I don’t want to be slapped on the ground every time I preach to you, and then you can make sense with you, right? of?"

Leng Han blushed.

Wei Qingyu continued to teach,

"It's hard to have a man who can make you regret and renew, why don't you know how to cherish it?!"

Leng Han said coldly,

"I do not have!"

Then the tone weakened,

"But... I did what you said... cram school, skirts, banquets, jewelry... and also, I gave gifts... several times..."

Wei Qingyu only felt that the roots of the teeth were itchy and the scalp numb.

"You are so embarrassed to say... Don't think I didn't know that you lifted the chin of the etiquette cram school teacher three times! Then the teacher now mentions you like a ghost!"

"I attended the banquet twice, and you left early three times!"

"The one you wear is also called jewelry... If it's not for my old lady, you know what is the source crystal broken diamond, do you know how to match it?"

"Gift, I won't be angry when talking about this gift..."

"I won't say it the first time. You gave a bow. I didn't know about it at that time."

"What did you give for the second time? A box of swords, guns, swords and...bombs?"

"The third time, a big hammer weighing more than 10,000 catties!"

"The fourth time, actually... is it a hammer?!"

"Bah, I hope the world can forgive my swearing, I can't hold it anymore."

Leng Han: "..."

Every time he said something, Leng Han shrank back.

Wei Qingyu is more aggressive, or hate iron for not making steel,

"Come, come, and you explain to me what it means for you to give these things."

"what?!"

"Even the old lady who gave the candle whip blindfold blowball suit can grit your teeth!"

"What do you want to show with a hammer?"

"Your wonderful and bloody childhood?!"

"I see you as a hammer!!"

Leng Han: "..."

"It's hard to run into personal stupid money, and you roll your eyes when you hear your name, so you can make others brave, right?"

"Okay...I'm not convinced, right? Then the old lady will change the way, you said you can't catch up with a piece of wood that can't run away. What use do you want this 36D to do?"

"My old lady, I'm convinced, you can simply tie Xiao Linzi with a chain and carry it home, so that I don't have to worry about you."

Leng Han's eyes suddenly burst into light, and then he bowed his head.

"Can't beat..."

Wei Qingyu snorted and laughed.

"Oh, lieutenant General Leng Han Leng, who has played all over Mingguang Invincible Hand, finally admits that your tendon meat is useless? Tsk—then you go and practice, you can’t train at Tier 4, Tier 5, Tier 5, Sooner or later, I will be able to fight one day, and then I will tie Xiao Linzi to my waistband like a puppy, and what will I do with my old lady!"

Rolled his eyelids,

"Sister, I don't dare teach you this cold tyrannosaurus anyway, my old lady is cherishing her life for fear of being beaten to death."

Leng Han blinked, feeling very wronged.

She looked at Wei Qingyu who was puffed up, suddenly bent down and took the kraft paper bag. She smashed the hazelnut shells with two fingers. After a while, she gathered a handful and put her mouth in front of Wei Qingyu.

"Well, I'll eat it for you."

Wei Qingyu bowed her head.

"you you..."

Teeth creaked, and they were all trembling.

Leng Han was trembling,

"What...what's wrong..."

Wei Qingyu almost screamed,

"Have you ever seen a lady who can single-handed...oh no...with two fingers crushing dozens of hazelnut shells?!"

Leng Han:???

"But...you still bite your teeth..."

"My old mother is true temperament!!"

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Leng Han felt so tired.

Wei Qingyu licked a mouthful of silver teeth,

"Hey, today you can crush hazelnuts, and tomorrow you can crush other people's eggs..."

A weak sigh,

"Forget it, anyway, no one in the entire base city knows your glorious title of Miss Leng, Broken Egg Crazy."

Leng Han opened his mouth,

"I do not..."

Was interrupted.

Wei Qingyu said,

"Yes, you don't have anything? Which one do you think is better?"

"..."

ε=(´ο*)))

Wei Qingyu felt so tired.

Leng Han was completely subdued, and finally realized that she could only say that Wei Qingyu, who was more like her mother than her sister and was full of reason.

"Then...what to do, and I said the wrong thing again today."

Wei Qingyu is weak,

"What did you say again?"

Leng Han said what happened today and added one sentence at the end,

"But he didn't seem to hear it."

Wei Qingyu laid herself down without the image of a lady, collapsed in a chair,

"That's it?

"Is it worth you yelling and running to me for help?"

"My aunt, what's wrong with you? Which nerve is wrong?"

Leng Han looked blank,

"What's wrong, his house...my my my house..."

Wei Qingyu covered her face and looked up for a long time.

"First of all, for the first point, my sister is very pleased that your brain full of muscle pimple can still remember such high-end vocabulary, hope it is not a flash of light."

"Secondly, second point, it's meow...I...I am..."

Wei Qingyu was crazy,

"In terms of strength, the entire base city can hold Xiaolinzi on the ground and rubbing against it. In terms of power, it doesn’t matter whether it is wind or wind or rain or rain. But as long as you have eyes and are not blind, you know not to stretch out their claws. Money... Forget it, don't talk about it, just thinking about the price of the food, my mother is so heartache that I can't breathe."

Leng Han continued to be at a loss and shook his head-why does this seem to be different from what she thought?

Wei Qingyu danced wildly for a while, tired, and then paralyzed.

"In a word, you really want to say that people are the rich generation and you are at most the rich second generation. Do you still expect to poke the'fragile glass heart' of others."

"I thank you for Xiaolinzi, you have been worrying too much! I also thought it out because of you..."

"Stop talking nonsense, the animal tide is over, come to me on time at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning, I think I have to continue to give you this lesson!"

"..."

I think too much?

I am thinking wrong?

That said, he is not angry at all?!

Leng Han's sun was shining all of a sudden, and the hazelnut shells were scattered.

"I am leaving!"

"Huh? What are you doing... Are you coming back... You... Do you still want to go to cram school... You give my old lady back..."